Best Movie Quote of All-Time?

[Casey's Dad]

For me, it's DeNiro in Taxi Driver, "You talking to me?"

[dpmurph]

"home is where you make it"(in bad accent)
-joe dirt.

[fedhed7]

I read in an article that it's "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" from Gone With The Wind.

[marrost]

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sunbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."


"Do you want me to pour it Frank?"
"No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fucking beer!"

[PlaCracktheSky]

"I'm Ron Burgundy???"

[A picasso blue]

"I'm Ron Burgundy???"
.....**@%

[A picasso blue]

some of my favorite quotes come from Cabin fever.

[A picasso blue]

best B movie ever.

[kirbs84]

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sunbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

I can't seem to remember what that's from

[gilatron5000]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[marrost]

Cabin Fever is the worst shit on Earth.

[Tsagoodness]

some of my favorite quotes come from Cabin fever.

haha

"scratch moded"

"faced"

"Come on Dr. Mambo"

"Pankcakes!!"

[kirbs84]

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


that's not an actual quote from the Bible. Apparrently they just took a few verses from that Ezekiel and added to it to make it more dramatic.

[resUrectMe617]

i can't remember any of the top of my head, but definitely had some quotes from American Beauty. fave movie.

[gilatron5000]

that's not an actual quote from the Bible. Apparrently they just took a few verses from that Ezekiel and added to it to make it more dramatic.That really wasn't the point. I just love the quote.

[YouAreTheDishes]

#1 Cabin Fever was really good for what it was... which was a gory b-horror movie... its obviously what Eli Roth is good at (e. Hostel)

#2 I find Rules Of Attraction to be a very quotable movie

"I need you like a need an asshole on my elbow... right here... an asshole!"

"I really did try to kill myself... right before I faked it."

"He's not OD-ing. He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD."

[marrost]

#1 Cabin Fever was really good for what it was... which was a gory b-horror movie... its obviously what Eli Roth is good at (e. Hostel)No. Those movies are fucking terrible. You can't make a B-movie with an A-budget.

[Broken Parachute]

"What I'm funny, like a clown? I ammuse you? I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me..WHAT THE FUCK is so funny about ME?"

[Broken Parachute]

"And I'm Ron Burgandy..go fuck yourself San Diego."

[noodledancer]

"the only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

[gilatron5000]

No. Those movies are fucking terrible. You can't make a B-movie with an A-budget.Sure you can. I consider almost every single Comic Movie ever made to be a cheesy B-Movie, regardless of budget.

[believethehyph]

"AC says 10%."

[pinklipgloss]

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

[marrost]

Sure you can. I consider almost every single Comic Movie ever made to be a cheesy B-Movie, regardless of budget.No. These movies are just cheesy.

[Jra1]

that's not an actual quote from the Bible. Apparrently they just took a few verses from that Ezekiel and added to it to make it more dramatic.
25:17 And I will execute (http://www.godrules.net/library/topics/topic673.htm) great vengeance (http://www.godrules.net/library/topics/topic1994.htm) upon them with furious rebukes (http://www.godrules.net/library/topics/topic1538.htm); and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance (http://www.godrules.net/library/topics/topic1994.htm) upon them.

[Casey's Dad]

No. Those movies are fucking terrible. You can't make a B-movie with an A-budget.
Well, you can... but they probably won't let you make a second one!

[A picasso blue]

No. Those movies are fucking terrible. You can't make a B-movie with an A-budget.
I think Cabin fever is awesome in its own retarded way. its so bad that i find it entertaining to watch


"He came to us for help and we lit him on fire!!!"

[wessa]

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

hah, i was thinking of rushmore and deciding what line to use.

[Broken Parachute]

I think Cabin fever is awesome in its own retarded way. its so bad that i find it entertaining to watch


"He came to us for help and we lit him on fire!!!"
What's the fox urine for?

Oh, that's for foxes.

What's the shotgun for?

Oh, that's for niggars.

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

"You can't handle the truth!"

[The Game]

say hello to my little friend

[EmoPunkKid28]

"We've got to get these motha fuckin snakes off the motha fuckin plane."

[SonnyBertGerard]

"smells Like Bigfoot's Dick!!!!!"

[dekdog11]

"smells Like Bigfoot's Dick!!!!!"

lmao

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

not really the best of all time...but its funny

[SonnyBertGerard]

lmao

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

not really the best of all time...but its funny

Indeed it is. But back to my quote, that part made me laugh so hard, I cried. I haven't laughed that hard since I saw Star Jones get hit in the fae with a football. Ah, gooood times.

[Broken Parachute]

Where did you get your pants? The..toilet....store?

[SonnyBertGerard]

Where did you get your pants? The..toilet....store?

"Ron: LOOK! A RAINBOW! Veronica: Do me on it!"

[Broken Parachute]

"Ron: LOOK! A RAINBOW! Veronica: Do me on it!"

I could be wrong..but I believe diversity is an old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

[SonnyBertGerard]

I could be wrong..but I believe diversity is an old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

Don't act like you're not impressed...

[thejetstolehome]

"What I'm funny, like a clown? I ammuse you? I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me..WHAT THE FUCK is so funny about ME?"

watched that in bed last night. so fucking good. in fact i took my screen name from it. while we're on goodfellas

and from my favorite movie: "you're gonna need a bigger boat."

[whocares930]

cabin fever was filmed at my camp

[Broken Parachute]

watched that in bed last night. so fucking good. in fact i took my screen name from it. while we're on goodfellas

and from my favorite movie: "you're gonna need a bigger boat."

Goodfellas is one of the best movies. I just watched it two nights ago.

[thejetstolehome]

Don't act like you're not impressed...

...and in no way is that depressing.

[thejetstolehome]

Goodfellas is one of the best movies. I just watched it two nights ago.

word. read the book it's based on wiseguy. there's stuff in there that they left out of the movie and, like everything else involved in that movie, it's all completely and totally badass.

[Broken Parachute]

Don't act like you're not impressed...

Last time I checked the dictionary my name was Ron Burgundy..what about you?

Brian Fantana.

Champ Kind.

Brian Fantana!

No, you're Brick..I'm Brian.

Brian.

I'm Brian.

Veronica.

[Broken Parachute]

word. read the book it's based on wiseguy. there's stuff in there that they left out of the movie and, like everything else involved in that movie, it's all completely and totally badass.

Yeah I know my dad has read it, I've never read it though. He has it too so I should read it sometime.

[Carlo Marx]

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

or

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well, not all of it."

[thejetstolehome]

Yeah I know my dad has read it, I've never read it though. He has it too so I should read it sometime.

definitely do so. i stole it from my public library. one of the best decisions i ever made.

by the way, i'm tits mcgee.

[SonnyBertGerard]

Last time I checked the dictionary my name was Ron Burgundy..what about you?

Brian Fantana.

Champ Kind.

Brian Fantana!

No, you're Brick..I'm Brian.

Brian.

I'm Brian.

Veronica.

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

[thejetstolehome]

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

i could think of lots of things to say. like...you're a ....dirty bitch...

[Broken Parachute]

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

I thought you were joking! I even wrote it in my diary!! VERONICA TOLD A VERRRRYYY FUNNY JOKE TODAY! I even laughed at it later that night!

[kshtoinks12]

the name's bond...james bond

[SonnyBertGerard]

i could think of lots of things to say. like...you're a ....dirty bitch...

"...which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina'..."

[SonnyBertGerard]

I thought you were joking! I even wrote it in my diary!! VERONICA TOLD A VERRRRYYY FUNNY JOKE TODAY! I even laughed at it later that night!

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!

[Broken Parachute]

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!

Oh..it's so hotttt...

I think I'm done quoting, I'm all out. Haha

[SonnyBertGerard]

Oh..it's so hotttt...

I think I'm done quoting, I'm all out. Haha

same here. ill be leaving this thread now...

[TheByrus]

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

[Broken Parachute]

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

hahahaha

the eugugaly

[she cant swim!]

"im not even supposed to be here today"

[TheByrus]

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

[thejetstolehome]

"im not even supposed to be here today"

good call.

"37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"in a row??"

moments later...

" TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT! [man starts walking] Hey! You get back here!"

[dpmurph]

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

whats the from?

[thejetstolehome]

whats the from?

"rushmore"

[ides of march]

"C'mon, she's kinda cute, let her touch your penis."
or
"Did you motorboat 'em? Brrr! You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you old sailor you."

[she cant swim!]

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
whats that from?

[thejetstolehome]

whats that from?

"american beauty"

[TheByrus]

whats that from?
american beauty


edit;


fuck, how did i miss that

[dekdog11]

Indeed it is. But back to my quote, that part made me laugh so hard, I cried. I haven't laughed that hard since I saw Star Jones get hit in the fae with a football. Ah, gooood times.

no i agree lol, it was so unexpected i couldn't stop laughing
the movie never gets old

[jaimej]

"60% of the time it works every time.."

"Yeah that doesn't make any sense"

[jaimej]

"Whats that? You pooped in the refridgerator?! And you ate the entire wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!"

[Broken Parachute]

"60% of the time it works every time.."

"Yeah that doesn't make any sense"

Is that Sex Panther?

[Broken Parachute]

Brian, I'm gonna be quite honest with you..that smells like pure gasoline.

[HelloHouston07]

"thats none of your damn business and i'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs"

"you're a weird guy ace, weird guy"

[SonnyBertGerard]

"And for once, I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest."

[yutsmcgee]

"These go to eleven."

[JTrain12]

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

[thejetstolehome]

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

what's that from?

[JTrain12]

what's that from?

25th Hour...with Edward Norton

[zclark]

i'm always home; i'm uncool!

[xgloryxfadesx27]

-"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss"

Also, I like the writing in I Heart Huckabees, Fight Club, and Eternal Sunshine. I just can't think of any quotes right now

[A picasso blue]

every single piece of dialogue from Clerks is great. i can rewind most parts over and over

same with Airplane

[YearsGoneBy]

good call.

"37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"in a row??"

moments later...

" TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT! [man starts walking] Hey! You get back here!" thats the best

[noodledancer]

i'm always home; i'm uncool! :wow:

[Broken Parachute]

Ahhh I totally forgot.

"..now go get your fuckin shinebox."

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/batts1.jpg

[TheByrus]

I meet Sammy through work. Insurance. I was an investagator. I'd investigate the claims to see which ones were phony. I had to see through people's bullshit. It was useful experience, 'cause now it's my life

[gilatron5000]

"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]...FUCK!"

"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!"

[AreTwoKay]

Anything on Val Kilmer says on Tombstone.

[jeremyfromva]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off has so many good quotes!


Life moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it!" Ferris Bueller

[yodaplaysdrums]

"I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced a lot of unreasonable things."

[DeathCabForCoon]

"Thats great Shawn, you know, 82%....."

[DroppedUrPocket]

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

[thejetstolehome]

"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]...FUCK!"

"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!"


GOOD FUCKING CALL! i was trying to think of the right quote from the boondock saints. oh and to whomever it was that said they couldn't think of a fight club line: "it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." or "if i had a tumor, i'd name it marla."

[Rock]

"i would like to ask you a bunch of questions and i'd like to have them answered immediately"

[thejetstolehome]

how about i give you the finger (flips bird) and you give me my phone call?

[wyverna]

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

[DroppedUrPocket]

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

[FASSWcore]

"i want more life...fucker."

[thejetstolehome]

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

can you describe the ruckus, sir?

[Katie Schmitz]

"I GOT WORMS!!"

-dumb & dumber

[thejetstolehome]

not to mention your (stomp, stomp stomp) BIOLOGICAL CLOCK!

[wyverna]

can you describe the ruckus, sir?

I love that movie

[Broken Parachute]

"Dude, I didn't go to college..look how I turned out!"

http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/orange_county.jpg

[thejetstolehome]

"Dude, I didn't go to college..look how I turned out!"

http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/orange_county.jpg

i'm kickass!

[Broken Parachute]

i'm kickass!

I love that movie.

[oldwirehands]

I don't remember it exactly word for word but it was at the end of the movie Waiting.

"And you, all the way in the back. I fucking hate you the most."
-Mitch

[oldwirehands]

"Dude, I didn't go to college..look how I turned out!"

http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/orange_county.jpg


hahaha This is one of my all-time favorite movies.


Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

Firefighter: Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance: I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames...

Mr. Burke: Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A!

Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?
Dana: Claire Danes?
Mr. Burke: That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?
Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...

[Broken Parachute]

hahaha This is one of my all-time favorite movies.


Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

Firefighter: Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance: I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames...

Mr. Burke: Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A!

Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?
Dana: Claire Danes?
Mr. Burke: That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?
Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...

hahaha I gotta get it on DVD. I love that movie.

[LostSymphonies]

I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!

[thejetstolehome]

don't ask me about my business, kay.

[Groogz]

I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!
Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't even go to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked.

[The Apollo Kid]

Patch: You don't understand, I'm leaving
Doctor: Hunter, if you leave my records will say AMA, you left against medical advice.
Patch: And Mine will say IDGARA, I don't give a rat's ass. And my name is Patch.

[LostSymphonies]

"what do you make out of this?"

"well, i can make a hat, a brooch, or a pterydactyl"

[thejetstolehome]

"surely, you must be kidding!"

"no. i'm not. and don't call me shirely."

[LostSymphonies]

...i want to play a game

[noodledancer]

I don't remember it exactly word for word but it was at the end of the movie Waiting.

"And you, all the way in the back. I fucking hate you the most."
-Mitch mitch: "i have nothing to say to the rest of you... except for YOU. you are the biggest piece of shit at this restaurant. i hope you burn in hell."
floyd: "me!? what the fuck did i ever do to you?"

[Rock]

i'm kickass!
JB makes that movie, man. The part where he's at the school or whatever and it's burning down and Ben Stiller is talking to him is hilarious.