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limepomegranate
10/06/09, 06:18 PM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phil19
10/06/09, 06:19 PM
drugs are bad

zion the lion
10/06/09, 06:39 PM
Take away the sex/cookies and then make him listen that way.

argg_xo
10/06/09, 06:40 PM
tell him you will dump him if his nose falls off.

makeshiftmind
10/06/09, 06:51 PM
you have to want to quit or it doesn't work

HometownHero
10/06/09, 07:03 PM
Call the cops

SincerelyMe
10/06/09, 07:06 PM
Anal?

AlkalineAshes
10/06/09, 07:08 PM
the no sex is a good idea, snorting pills is quite stupid and you need to make him understand you wont tolerate it, but ya it may already be too late and you may be with someone with a serious problem

Mibabalou
10/06/09, 07:09 PM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him

Mibabalou
10/06/09, 07:10 PM
Anal?

ftw??

cuzimlefthanded
10/06/09, 07:22 PM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These two bolded statements completely contradict each other. You don't want him to fuck up his life, yet you'd be fine if he took the pills orally? Sure.

Secondly, learn how to utilize periods and commas.

kbi the crowing
10/06/09, 07:23 PM
you have to want to quit or it doesn't work

mostly this
or if you wanna try the "me or the pills" thing

muttley
10/06/09, 07:23 PM
you have to want to quit or it doesn't work

Truth right there.

These two bolded statements completely contradict each other. You don't want him to fuck up his life, yet you'd be fine if he took the pills orally? Sure.

Secondly, learn how to utilize periods and commas.

It's like the nose is the only thing that needs to be saved here. There has to be some kind of misunderstanding.

jeremypeele
10/06/09, 07:48 PM
encourage him to do more. trust me. it will work.

trappedintime
10/06/09, 07:50 PM
Make him jealous by hanging out with someone who shoots the sunshine into his veins.

anamericangod
10/06/09, 08:11 PM
That's what you get when you let your heart win.














Whoa, oh oh.

BananasaurusRex
10/06/09, 08:22 PM
How long has he been into this? Because once they develop a serious drug problem all you can do is wait for things to end badly.

bladerdude360
10/06/09, 08:23 PM
Dump him, not worth the trouble.

Sventhegreat
10/06/09, 08:28 PM
Take away the sex/cookies and then make him listen that way.

Take away his cookies. The minute he stops getting cookies, he will immediately do whatever he can to make you happy enough so he can get his cookies every night. A man can't last long without cookies.

kdefrisc
10/06/09, 08:39 PM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made me lol really hard for some reason

Thriftstoresuit
10/06/09, 08:43 PM
Noses are overrated

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1107925.jpg

/D'onofrio

Chemical Swirl
10/06/09, 08:50 PM
Do drugs with him. Then you'll both be happy!

BBScience
10/06/09, 08:57 PM
hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him

Couldn't of said it better myself.

Duexy
10/06/09, 08:58 PM
Call the cops


he wont give a fuck

Cuddleworthy
10/06/09, 09:04 PM
snort pills with him ya pussy

HelpMeSleep
10/06/09, 09:19 PM
he sounds like a real winner.

bung
10/06/09, 09:24 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/TamarinDance/lolcat-funny-picture-found-pills-at.jpg

deathinkosovo
10/06/09, 09:42 PM
Simple solution: Kill his mother. Cremate her. Bring her home in a couple mason jars. Threaten to snort his mother in front of him if he keeps snorting his own shit.

A7XXX
10/06/09, 09:43 PM
JEW - Drugs or Me
According to that song soon his relationship with the drug will be more important than yours so it's obvious that you guys should part way.

Cuddleworthy
10/06/09, 09:51 PM
cremate me after you cum on my lips

alltimecam
10/06/09, 11:32 PM
Simple solution: Kill his mother. Cremate her. Bring her home in a couple mason jars. Threaten to snort his mother in front of him if he keeps snorting his own shit.

The cure-all

tawtaw
10/07/09, 12:35 AM
Replace it with salt.

katieissweet
10/07/09, 01:04 AM
you have to want to quit or it doesn't work

hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him
Both of these. Unless he really wants to quit there isn't anything you can do.

ozzysaxman
10/07/09, 01:09 AM
hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him

Hahah lonely dude is lonely

zion the lion
10/07/09, 01:12 AM
hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him

It's not that he's a project, he's our soul mate in training, and all we have to do is refine him.

Thats what I did with mine, now he doesnt get in 10 fights a week, its only like 1 or two unless I'm pmsing

Take away his cookies. The minute he stops getting cookies, he will immediately do whatever he can to make you happy enough so he can get his cookies every night. A man can't last long without cookies.

Offer cookies, and some dudes will do anything they can to get some.

ezco25
10/07/09, 01:31 AM
get rid of him or ban sex

kaycey
10/07/09, 01:59 AM
post n00dz!

nerdvglc
10/07/09, 02:44 AM
is it me, or are most of the chicks in this thread just not too smart? i really don't want to have to quote them all...

Reaver
10/07/09, 06:00 AM
is it me, or are most of the chicks in this thread just not too smart? i really don't want to have to quote them all...

lol. well put, sir.

limepomegranate
10/07/09, 06:09 AM
Do drugs with him. Then you'll both be happy!
he won't share

snort pills with him ya pussy
he won't share

hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him
i just don't want him to keep getting nosebleeds. i have a phobia of blood. he can do drugs fuck we do them together but i just don't want him to fuck up his nose. once you get a nosebleed you take a break!

i swear to god by the way that the next time i'm in CT visiting family i'm going to find you and kill you or maybe give you a lecture. i am not stupid. i will find you.

limepomegranate
10/07/09, 06:10 AM
lol. well put, sir.
kiss my ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thoiught we were friends!!!!!!!!!!!! and you go and agree with that dickhead that you think i'm stupid!!!!!!!!! what about our friendship!?!!!???? no cupcakes for you!!!!!!!!!

Auals
10/07/09, 06:23 AM
Oi, Limepomegranate. Firstly, if you're not stupid, don't act like it. You're not 16 anymore, using that many exclamation points doesn't make your point more valid. You're obviously either incredibly dumb, or high most of the time. And the ironic part is that the latter induces the former. Sorry.

hahahahaha

o god i love stupid girls who think mr. druggie boyfriend is a "project" and you can change him

That's the only way most of those guys get girlfriends to be honest.

Chemical Swirl
10/07/09, 06:24 AM
he won't share


he won't share


Buy your own.

And Hours Pass
10/07/09, 06:26 AM
If you want legitimate advice, refer to this:

the no sex is a good idea, snorting pills is quite stupid and you need to make him understand you wont tolerate it, but ya it may already be too late and you may be with someone with a serious problem

If you want to know what most people were thinking when they read the back-end of your post, refer to this:

These two bolded statements completely contradict each other. You don't want him to fuck up his life, yet you'd be fine if he took the pills orally? Sure.

Secondly, learn how to utilize periods and commas.

If you want my favorite post in the thread, refer to this:

Simple solution: Kill his mother. Cremate her. Bring her home in a couple mason jars. Threaten to snort his mother in front of him if he keeps snorting his own shit.

fightinirish217
10/07/09, 06:32 AM
First thing that came to mind when seeing the title was this:

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Smash Adams
10/07/09, 06:36 AM
http://simpsons.neoseeker.com/w/i/simpsons/thumb/9/99/Ralph_Wiggam.jpg/250px-Ralph_Wiggam.jpg
tell him to stop doing this

xmicxcorex
10/07/09, 07:07 AM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dump him, dumbass.

zachff
10/07/09, 07:23 AM
seriously? this is retarded

chassmariee
10/07/09, 07:29 AM
Try to make him go to rehab. But he'll say no no noooooo!

raychull
10/07/09, 07:57 AM
i just don't want him to keep getting nosebleeds. i have a phobia of blood. he can do drugs fuck we do them together but i just don't want him to fuck up his nose. once you get a nosebleed you take a break!

seriously?

Auals
10/07/09, 08:45 AM
Try to make him go to rehab. But he'll say no no noooooo!

hahahaha. Ok, I hate Amy Winehouse, but that, was a quality joke.

ted is lying
10/07/09, 09:24 AM
Why are you so concerned about his nose?

AndrewIcex
10/07/09, 09:29 AM
Do you date him for his nose?

Are you in love with it?

You should marry it, not him.

katieissweet
10/07/09, 09:32 AM
Good to see that you care about the real problem at hand. Hopefully his nose is still fine!!

Debut_Fin
10/07/09, 10:31 AM
That's what you get when you let your heart win.














Whoa, oh oh.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h256/supersunshine92/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg

The Summer Ends
10/07/09, 01:26 PM
mr mackey highly disapproves of this topic

Saucey McRib
10/07/09, 03:45 PM
I thought the thread was going to ask what I have previously done for a Klondike Bar.

Okay, no I didn't, but I was really hoping it would.

EvilZeppelin
10/07/09, 04:12 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2wf7rcg.jpg

zion the lion
10/07/09, 04:13 PM
Oi, Limepomegranate. Firstly, if you're not stupid, don't act like it. You're not 16 anymore, using that many exclamation points doesn't make your point more valid. You're obviously either incredibly dumb, or high most of the time. And the ironic part is that the latter induces the former. Sorry.



That's the only way most of those guys get girlfriends to be honest.

'splain?

CaryGrant
10/07/09, 04:51 PM
he won't share


he won't share


i just don't want him to keep getting nosebleeds. i have a phobia of blood. he can do drugs fuck we do them together but i just don't want him to fuck up his nose. once you get a nosebleed you take a break!

i swear to god by the way that the next time i'm in CT visiting family i'm going to find you and kill you or maybe give you a lecture. i am not stupid. i will find you.


Naaah, you're pretty damn stupid.

Chemical Swirl
10/07/09, 04:54 PM
Naaah, you're pretty damn stupid.

a) ahahahahahahahahahaaaa
b) cult

ReadyForAction
10/07/09, 05:53 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/teeg420/DrRockso.png

muttley
10/07/09, 05:54 PM
i just don't want him to keep getting nosebleeds. i have a phobia of blood. he can do drugs fuck we do them together but i just don't want him to fuck up his nose. once you get a nosebleed you take a break!

What a great relationship. Let us know who does the croak first.

spansen
10/07/09, 06:10 PM
when your boyfriend/ significant other keeps snorting pills (or other substances) and it's obviously fucking up his nose like nosebleeds and he won't listen to you/won't stop? what do i do!? i'm worried about him and i love him like crazy i just don't want him to fuck up his life/nose! just orally take your pk don't snort em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good god. limepomegranate, you lead one very interesting life.

ScarsThatSmile
10/07/09, 06:37 PM
Heres something that can help you with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

AlkalineAshes
10/07/09, 06:57 PM
im glad i got recognized for the good advice. as usual its never taken

Mibabalou
10/07/09, 07:20 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/teeg420/DrRockso.png

yessss

someone likes adult swim

ReadyForAction
10/07/09, 07:57 PM
yessss

someone likes adult swim
You damn right I do, I've been watching it since 6th grade lol

Mibabalou
10/07/09, 07:58 PM
You damn right I do, I've been watching it since 6th grade lol

numba one in da hood g

ReadyForAction
10/07/09, 08:01 PM
numba one in da hood g
Haha I remember watching Outlaw Star and Cowboy Beebop

Mibabalou
10/07/09, 08:02 PM
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/assets/downloads/84/moral_orel_wallpaper2_1024x768.jpgH aha I remember watching Outlaw Star and Cowboy Beebop

Mibabalou
10/07/09, 08:03 PM
god i loved that

kdefrisc
10/07/09, 08:16 PM
Replace it with salt.

Owwwiieee

Auals
10/07/09, 11:07 PM
'splain?
Ahh, I thought you misunderstood me but I just realised that you disagree with my "getting high makes you dumb" thing don't you? :P

Well, for me being in control of my actions and life in general is a big deal, and when you do those things you lose control be it for a long time or a short time you are relatively incapacitated. To me, that's not a smart decision, and it's proven that over time most illegal drugs do actually have a negative effect on your wellbeing, mental capacity and definitely your sanity. (Google it if you don't believe me).

And for those reasons I believe that doing those drugs is a dumb thing to do. Sure, once or twice no big deal, but if you continuously do it knowing full well the effects on your body and ESPECIALLY as in this girls case where the side-effects are incredibly obvious (nose caving in, nose bleeding etc etc) that's just a dumb thing to continue doing.

In closing, doing drugs is a stupid thing to do and is degenerative on both your mind and body. Thus my earlier point.

And if that's not what you meant at all then I thought it was ironic that after all her "explanations" the results still lead down to two answers that both meant she's stupid.

zion the lion
10/08/09, 12:00 AM
Ahh, I thought you misunderstood me but I just realised that you disagree with my "getting high makes you dumb" thing don't you? :P

Well, for me being in control of my actions and life in general is a big deal, and when you do those things you lose control be it for a long time or a short time you are relatively incapacitated. To me, that's not a smart decision, and it's proven that over time most illegal drugs do actually have a negative effect on your wellbeing, mental capacity and definitely your sanity. (Google it if you don't believe me).

And for those reasons I believe that doing those drugs is a dumb thing to do. Sure, once or twice no big deal, but if you continuously do it knowing full well the effects on your body and ESPECIALLY as in this girls case where the side-effects are incredibly obvious (nose caving in, nose bleeding etc etc) that's just a dumb thing to continue doing.

In closing, doing drugs is a stupid thing to do and is degenerative on both your mind and body. Thus my earlier point.

And if that's not what you meant at all then I thought it was ironic that after all her "explanations" the results still lead down to two answers that both meant she's stupid.

I somewhat disagreed, but I wanted to know your reasoning behind it.

Ah yeah I dont have to google, my mom is a therapist at a rehab, I've seen what it can do mentally.

I'm not going to call her or her boyfriend stupid, but I dont see the appeal of snorting anything. But then again, I have a cute button nose, it took me a week to take the plunge and get it pierced.

ThatswhatUget23
10/08/09, 12:56 AM
Why are you so concerned about his nose?

haha this is exactly what i was thinking.

Reaver
10/08/09, 02:18 AM
kiss my ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thoiught we were friends!!!!!!!!!!!! and you go and agree with that dickhead that you think i'm stupid!!!!!!!!! what about our friendship!?!!!???? no cupcakes for you!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, i actually meant someone else in here if you catch my drift.

ted is lying
10/08/09, 08:38 AM
haha this is exactly what i was thinking.
Nose fetish?

limepomegranate
10/10/09, 08:36 PM
Oi, Limepomegranate. Firstly, if you're not stupid, don't act like it. You're not 16 anymore, using that many exclamation points doesn't make your point more valid. You're obviously either incredibly dumb, or high most of the time. And the ironic part is that the latter induces the former. Sorry.



That's the only way most of those guys get girlfriends to be honest.
i was drunk when i used the explanation points. i like how you just assume i was high.
Buy your own.
don't have to. finally got a doctor and i have my own script as i have a herniated disk and an inflammed nerve root.
What a great relationship. Let us know who does the croak first.
he needs them for his broken ankle and slipped disk. i need them for my herniated disk and inflammed nerve root.

Ahh, I thought you misunderstood me but I just realised that you disagree with my "getting high makes you dumb" thing don't you? :P

Well, for me being in control of my actions and life in general is a big deal, and when you do those things you lose control be it for a long time or a short time you are relatively incapacitated. To me, that's not a smart decision, and it's proven that over time most illegal drugs do actually have a negative effect on your wellbeing, mental capacity and definitely your sanity. (Google it if you don't believe me).

And for those reasons I believe that doing those drugs is a dumb thing to do. Sure, once or twice no big deal, but if you continuously do it knowing full well the effects on your body and ESPECIALLY as in this girls case where the side-effects are incredibly obvious (nose caving in, nose bleeding etc etc) that's just a dumb thing to continue doing.

In closing, doing drugs is a stupid thing to do and is degenerative on both your mind and body. Thus my earlier point.

And if that's not what you meant at all then I thought it was ironic that after all her "explanations" the results still lead down to two answers that both meant she's stupid.
it's not illegal for us because we both have medical problems that require pain management.

i like how everyone thinks i'm a druggie now because i talked about painpills but nobody realized that this past summer i started a thread and talked to numerous people on here about how i had a herniated disk and an inflammed nerve root and about options for it. we both need them but he likes to snort them as they release into your bloodstream faster.

nonamesleft
10/10/09, 08:46 PM
Hahahahhahahahahhaaaaaa

HelpMeSleep
10/10/09, 08:49 PM
Hahahahhahahahahhaaaaaa
I second this.

nonamesleft
10/10/09, 08:50 PM
I second this.

Haha, good. I kind of felt like a bitch. But I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Amen, sister.