Dormroom Pranks

[ted is lying]

So one of my friends (girl) I decided im basically going to prank her because it is very easy for me to get in her room and do stuff. So far I took out all of the furniture and everything she and her roommate own, leaving a complete empty room. Then I decided to switch the room around, making it opposite but it turns out they kind of enjoyed it. As of recently I covered there whole room in cups just filled with water, which is prob the best out of all them because it is easy to do they cant even go in there room cause otherwise everything get soaked.
Give me some ideas.

[muttley]

Steal her dictionary.

[optimusrob]

take out the batteries of her fire alarm. subtle yet hilarious

[makeshiftmind]

fart on the blankets

[wroteurname]

Throw away her tampons.

[Chemical Swirl]

anal.

[muttley]

fart on the blankets

Funny.

Throw away her tampons.

Funny.

anal.

Not funny.

[pr0digy]

post it her entire dorm room.

[Chemical Swirl]

Not funny.

Your mom goes to college.

[Jake Denning]

throw her bass in the river, that'll show er'

[Nick Le]

Turn everything upside down.

[muttley]

Your mom goes to college.

Not funny.

[beazer32]

set an alarm clock to go off in the middle of the night, and hide it somewhere she'll never find it.

[jco3]

Rub your naked ass all over her furniture and take a video of it !!!

[boogygirl17]

Plastic wrap everything.

[HometownHero]

Don't do pranks. They'll come back and bite you on the ass. And the shit is just stupid and mean

[Roboman]

Don't do pranks. They'll come back and bite you on the ass. And the shit is just stupid and mean

Shut the fuck up.

[Sventhegreat]

Don't do pranks. They'll come back and bite you on the ass. And the shit is just stupid and mean

Yeah dude you're a fucking bundle of sticks.

[bladerdude360]

I haven't done any yet, but I'll post about it if I do. I say have sex in her bed with her roommate or best freind. Classic!

[timb89]

Shut the fuck up.

hahaha.

[arizonahotrock]

Take a very sharp pin and poke holes in all of the condoms she keeps in her room. Subtle, yet hilarious. Though, the joke takes about 9 months to fully bloom. But, trust me, the slow burn is worth the wait.

[denissuxx]

Shit under her bed

[jeremypeele]

just fucking stab her in her sleep, and when she wakes up say, "gotcha" and you both can bellow out a hearty good laugh and go back to sleep, don't forget to study, and stay of the drugs!

[kbi the crowing]

set up a trip wire behind her door connected to a nerf gun above the door so it shoots her in the head
me n my roommate did it last semester, hilarious at how many people we got

[AndrewIcex]

Plastic wrap everything.
Been there done that... the outcome was pretty hilarious.

[And Hours Pass]

just fucking stab her in her sleep, and when she wakes up say, "gotcha" and you both can bellow out a hearty good laugh and go back to sleep, don't forget to study, and stay of the drugs!
It's weird. I find your posts funny, but they all have a tinge of disturbing to them (i.e. stabbing people, telling people to cremate their mother and snort their ashes...)

[cory-182]

Cum in her face!

[zachff]

Jack off on all her tampons

[ted is lying]

Rub your naked ass all over her furniture and take a video of it !!!
Yeah already did that but I dont need to a video cause she was in the room.

[Chancetobe]

Ask dad. You will be in for two wonderful hours of his college days, when according to him he was a complete badass. He like took apart someone's desk and then held them out the window by their feet or something.

[SincerelyMe]

Turn everything upside down.

Me and my friend did this to a teacher last year. It was so funny.

[showstopper]

STEAL all her bras and panties.Then hang it it in front of her room.

[Nick Le]

Ask dad. You will be in for two wonderful hours of his college days, when according to him he was a complete badass. He like took apart someone's desk and then held them out the window by their feet or something.
Hahahaha. Has that happened to you?

Me and my friend did this to a teacher last year. It was so funny.
That would have been fun to see. My friends did that to one of our friend's rooms last year. The mattress, covers, pillows, posters, stuff on his desk. He got a bit mad, threw a banana on their ceiling. So funny and it's something we all laugh about now.

[SincerelyMe]

Hahahaha. Has that happened to you?


That would have been fun to see. My friends did that to one of our friend's rooms last year. The mattress, covers, pillows, posters, stuff on his desk. He got a bit mad, threw a banana on their ceiling. So funny and it's something we all laugh about now.

My teacher thought it was hilarious. Because all year when I had her (and when I would visit her the next year), my friend and I would randomly turn things upside down on her desk (like staplers and water bottles), so when when she came in and saw the room, she knew.

[RX XR]

lean a dorm garbage can filled with water up against her door, then knock on her door, run to the nearest corner, and watch as she opens the door and her room becomes completely flooded :)

[dontsneeze]

Take a box fan, turn it on high, and place it in the doorway aimed up at about a 45 degree angle. Then take some baby powder and throw it in the back of the fan. The entire room will be covered in a fine coating of baby powder. Some kids in my dorm were known for doing this and they got me. Man it sucked. Looked like a cloud of smoke coming in.

You can also fill a cup with milk and place it somewhere where they wont look, like behind a speaker. It will slowly begin to smell. We did it to the dudes across the hall, who didn't even notice that their whole room smelled like shit. You could smell it in the hall when their door was closed.

[jeremypeele]

It's weird. I find your posts funny, but they all have a tinge of disturbing to them (i.e. stabbing people, telling people to cremate their mother and snort their ashes...)

Well i'm glad you find them funny, I might have to calm the disturbing-ness down a little. I don't remember the cremated mother ashes one that you mentioned though haha

[Chancetobe]

Hahahaha. Has that happened to you?


That would have been fun to see. My friends did that to one of our friend's rooms last year. The mattress, covers, pillows, posters, stuff on his desk. He got a bit mad, threw a banana on their ceiling. So funny and it's something we all laugh about now.

The being held out the window part? No. The being forced to sit and listen while my dad recounted his college days: yes. And it was painful.

[LoginBanned]

Knock her up and refuse to pay child support

[Nick Le]

The being held out the window part? No. The being forced to sit and listen while my dad recounted his college days: yes. And it was painful.

Yes I was wondering about the being forced to sit and listen part.

[Chancetobe]

Yes I was wondering about the being forced to sit and listen part.

Think How I Met Your Mother, only much more exaggeration to make himself seem cool.

[scmaley]

I easter-egged someone, once. I got the left over plastic easter eggs from a church easter egg hunt. So, it took three of my friends and I less than 5 minutes to put them EVERYWHERE in my friends' dorm room. When they got back from dinner (they hasn't locked their door), they didn't notice that they'd been pranked until they pulled an egg out of the cereal box. They said that they found 150 total (after the initial search). I think they were still finding them a few weeks later when they moved out. Some still had candy in them, so they weren't mad.

We put them in food containers, drawers, clothes hampers, in the sofa, basically everywhere. They were even in plain sight.

[scmaley]

Take a box fan, turn it on high, and place it in the doorway aimed up at about a 45 degree angle. Then take some baby powder and throw it in the back of the fan. The entire room will be covered in a fine coating of baby powder. Some kids in my dorm were known for doing this and they got me. Man it sucked. Looked like a cloud of smoke coming in.

You can also fill a cup with milk and place it somewhere where they wont look, like behind a speaker. It will slowly begin to smell. We did it to the dudes across the hall, who didn't even notice that their whole room smelled like shit. You could smell it in the hall when their door was closed.

Once I took flour and just used a blow dryer to blow it up under the door. The guys where in there (I didn't realize they were all sick with a virus, so that's why they were in their room at 10 on a Friday night), so we just ran up the stairs before they saw it was us. It was also not super destructive.

[llwilliamsll]

Ejaculate on to her panties, toothbrush, toilet paper, and text books.

[jeremypeele]

rape her mother, or marry her mother (if her mother is single) and then tell her to call you daddy.

[4N6 science]

set an alarm clock to go off in the middle of the night, and hide it somewhere she'll never find it.

Going off this, put it in the air duct.

[jmirand1]

rape her mother, or marry her mother (if her mother is single) and then tell her to call you daddy.

preferably rape.

[heyozzie]

this girl i knew freshman year spread some idiotic rumor about me so a friend and i took 200 or so paper bowls and placed them all around her dorm door basically blocking the whole hallway and few surrounding rooms (collateral damage). we put them right up against one another so there was no room to stand to get around them. we filled them all to the brim with water and put a few drops of chocolate syrup in each so they couldnt just pour them out wherever, it would stain the carpet. the whole floor of girls was pissed but they didn't have proof we did it. we weren't caught. just wish i could have seen her face. ah, to be 18 again.

[abcdefghijake]

Have sex with her mom.

[Showandtold]

take a dump under the covers

[crimsonandclovr]

last year, we pranked the guys' side of the hall. we put saran wrap on the door, and then stuffed it with newspaper, s when they opened it, the news paper fell on them.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/Lanelle2512/n509344812_1417456_6298.jpg

we also saran wrapped the toilets..
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/102/78/509344812/n509344812_2362043_4926295.jpg

and put pads on their doors and tampons on the doorknob (not sure how effective this would be considering you're a guy, and you're pranking a girl)
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/102/78/509344812/n509344812_2362047_2250908.jpg

[denissuxx]

last year, we pranked the guys' side of the hall. we put saran wrap on the door, and then stuffed it with newspaper, s when they opened it, the news paper fell on them.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/Lanelle2512/n509344812_1417456_6298.jpg

we also saran wrapped the toilets..
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/102/78/509344812/n509344812_2362043_4926295.jpg

and put pads on their doors and tampons on the doorknob (not sure how effective this would be considering you're a guy, and you're pranking a girl)
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/102/78/509344812/n509344812_2362047_2250908.jpg

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[jon.]

Hey guys

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Keep up the good work

lol

When I was in res there always used to be the little bottles of Axe body spray being given away in the commons area, so we'd just take those, tape down the tops of them and throw them into our friends' rooms. Good times.

[ted is lying]

Think How I Met Your Mother, only much more exaggeration to make himself seem cool.
Also not entertaining at all.

[sodamnclever]

Take a very sharp pin and poke holes in all of the condoms she keeps in her room. Subtle, yet hilarious. Though, the joke takes about 9 months to fully bloom. But, trust me, the slow burn is worth the wait.
This happened to one of my brothers friends...whoever did the prank, succeeded.

[arizonahotrock]

lol

When I was in res there always used to be the little bottles of Axe body spray being given away in the commons area, so we'd just take those, tape down the tops of them and throw them into our friends' rooms. Good times.

Oh man...the Axe bomb. Someone once Axe bombed a friend of mine...and he retaliated by throwing a brick at the kid. Luckily it missed him, but it was hilarious.