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:-)
10/14/09, 09:39 AM
The thread called the c-word gave me the idea for this one.


When speaking of a woman's genital area, which word do you most commonly use to describe it?

Time Bomb Clock
10/14/09, 09:40 AM
Vagoo

Reaver
10/14/09, 09:47 AM
i like vaggg. pussy is alright, too, but i think it's a little weird because of the other meanings of that word.

i'll just stick with muschi though. muschi muschi muschi!!!



and muschi.

Absurdburd
10/14/09, 10:15 AM
I say fanny, fanny is the most common word here
Sept you crazy 'mericans say that for ass

rollerman4221
10/14/09, 10:18 AM
vagina, I call it as I see it

wroteurname
10/14/09, 10:21 AM
snagglevaj

ohioforlovers
10/14/09, 10:32 AM
I say fanny, fanny is the most common word here
Sept you crazy 'mericans say that for ass

Muahhahha, we do use that for ass. I was confused... :)

I say Vajay-jay so I can be like Perez..

tawtaw
10/14/09, 10:44 AM
I suppose I use vag more.

Pussy seems too vulgar and vagina seems too "formal", so I guess I like the balance.

Reaver
10/14/09, 10:49 AM
i'm actually a little surprised that a girl made this thread.

jay_klinkhammer
10/14/09, 10:49 AM
the Pa-dussy

pr0digy
10/14/09, 11:00 AM
Hoo-Ha

Absurdburd
10/14/09, 11:04 AM
Dickpouch

Derka Derka
10/14/09, 11:05 AM
ham wallet

Smash Adams
10/14/09, 11:07 AM
PGol5n1YT4w

superBMRuth
10/14/09, 11:09 AM
The gatekeeper

Sventhegreat
10/14/09, 11:11 AM
Meatwallet is my personal favorite.

LarsTCBTB
10/14/09, 11:13 AM
I call them "Paddiwhacks"

Sventhegreat
10/14/09, 11:15 AM
I suppose I use vag more.

Pussy seems too vulgar and vagina seems too "formal", so I guess I like the balance.

Yeah I agree. I feel like you couldn't say "pussy" to a girl when referring to her pecker-snot repository.

xmicxcorex
10/14/09, 11:31 AM
vagine...pronounced vaah-jeen.

:-)
10/14/09, 11:33 AM
i'm actually a little surprised that a girl made this thread.

We talk about this stuff too, ya know.
I mean... we have them.

Meatwallet is my personal favorite.
haha ew

Reaver
10/14/09, 11:35 AM
We talk about this stuff too, ya know.
I mean... we have them.

lol, no problem with that, sweetie ;)

Yellowcard2006
10/14/09, 11:38 AM
Pajingo. Or whatever Elliot reed says.

lol, no problem with that, sweetie ;)

She's 16


http://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen2.jpg

Clarett'sGreyGoose
10/14/09, 11:39 AM
vagoo

popdisaster00
10/14/09, 11:44 AM
ham wallet
lol

I guess I'd normally refer to it as a pussy if I was talking to other guys.

songydarko
10/14/09, 12:04 PM
Vag, all the way.

makeshiftmind
10/14/09, 12:10 PM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k354/EaglesFive2/d256a357139c.gif

i breathe music
10/14/09, 12:14 PM
i'm a big fan of the word twat.

trappedintime
10/14/09, 12:22 PM
PGol5n1YT4w

damn you.

bNz719
10/14/09, 12:22 PM
this thread is great lmao

tossed salad is one of the more unique ones ive heard.

Skillen
10/14/09, 12:32 PM
cunt, pussy is too vulgar.

crimsonandclovr
10/14/09, 12:35 PM
bajingo

KidRobot
10/14/09, 12:42 PM
cunt, pussy is too vulgar.

Cunt is far more vulgar than pussy.

iheartmusic043
10/14/09, 12:42 PM
Muahhahha, we do use that for ass. I was confused... :)

I say Vajay-jay so I can be like Perez..

He quoted a character from grey's anatomy. I always say vajay-jay, vag, or crotch.

ohioforlovers
10/14/09, 12:45 PM
He quoted a character from grey's anatomy. I always say vajay-jay, vag, or crotch.

Hmm I never watch that so I did not know that! Lol. Yea vag is like the easiest thing to say. Vagina takes too long.

Codi23
10/14/09, 12:46 PM
Hey, nice beaver.

bladerdude360
10/14/09, 12:47 PM
Cunt is far more vulgar than pussy.
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
I think he was making a joke.

Formatfun
10/14/09, 12:54 PM
I suppose I use vag more.

Pussy seems too vulgar and vagina seems too "formal", so I guess I like the balance.
Just how I feel...
"pussy" = gross word
"vagina" = pretty word, but a little lengthy
"vadge" (vag) = perfect.

muttley
10/14/09, 12:59 PM
Vag(ina) or pussy.

KidRobot
10/14/09, 01:01 PM
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
I think he was making a joke.


Oh.

yves.
10/14/09, 01:06 PM
I suppose I use vag more.

Pussy seems too vulgar and vagina seems too "formal", so I guess I like the balance.

yeah, this.

Formatfun
10/14/09, 01:13 PM
vagine...pronounced vaah-jeen.
I sometimes like to say vagine pronounced "vuh-gyne" like gynecologist.

anamericangod
10/14/09, 01:16 PM
Hmmm.

Jordachejeans91
10/14/09, 01:28 PM
snatch

ReadyForAction
10/14/09, 01:47 PM
cum cave

but really I say pussy or vag, it just makes sense.

ted is lying
10/14/09, 01:56 PM
i like vaggg. pussy is alright, too, but i think it's a little weird because of the other meanings of that word.

i'll just stick with muschi though. muschi muschi muschi!!!



and muschi.
that is my cats name...

Skillen
10/14/09, 01:59 PM
Oh.

Yh, I was. For serious though gash is a personal fav.

de1337ed
10/14/09, 02:00 PM
vagina

but when referencing a girl of extreme promiscuity, cum dumpster.

alltimecam
10/14/09, 02:05 PM
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
I think he was making a joke.

hahahahaha.
Thank you.

Kassie09
10/14/09, 02:12 PM
vag or vagina or if i am talking to my best friends i'd say pussy

the only word i really don't find enjoyable is cunt, that word is reserved for me to call girls i don't like.

Smash Adams
10/14/09, 02:14 PM
vag or vagina or if i am talking to my best friends i'd say pussy

the only word i really don't find enjoyable is cunt, that word is reserved for me to call girls i don't like.
I imagine you call a lot of girls cunt Kassers

Kassie09
10/14/09, 02:19 PM
I imagine you call a lot of girls cunt Kassers

..You don't know me!

Smash Adams
10/14/09, 02:21 PM
..You don't know me!
I know you better than you know yourself

bmwaller
10/14/09, 02:23 PM
cockpit

newfoundmichael
10/14/09, 02:25 PM
"lets get a look at that snatch"

Five-Star
10/14/09, 02:26 PM
Pussy or Scrotch

Reaver
10/14/09, 02:30 PM
Pussy or Scrotch

is that a mix of crotch and scotch?

Five-Star
10/14/09, 02:31 PM
is that a mix of crotch and scotch?

Haha yea this chick said it to me one time. I never use it, just a joke.

kbi the crowing
10/14/09, 02:34 PM
the jaws of life

jay_klinkhammer
10/14/09, 02:41 PM
"lets get a look at that snatch"


Saddle up, Seabiscuit

Young Machetes
10/14/09, 02:42 PM
Pork Pocket, Nanner, Roast Beef and Cheddar, sometimes just Roast Beef. Or just nasty.

jmirand1
10/14/09, 02:43 PM
The open clam. It's my job to put the pearl inside.

etheritcher
10/14/09, 02:45 PM
The open clam. It's my job to put the pearl inside.

clams don't make pearls though...

jco3
10/14/09, 02:48 PM
The anti-penis.

Jake Denning
10/14/09, 02:56 PM
Muahhahha, we do use that for ass. I was confused... :)

I say Vajay-jay so I can be like Perez..

you had better be joking me.

jmirand1
10/14/09, 03:14 PM
clams don't make pearls though...

Then maybe that metaphor is not as deep and literary as it seems.

sleepyseanzzz
10/14/09, 03:18 PM
Family guy gyno - "Okay Meg let's check that bergina"

Mexican gyno - "Okay let's check your bayina"

:-)
10/14/09, 03:22 PM
:lol:
this thread has gotten very... creative.

.invisible ink.
10/14/09, 03:30 PM
pussy.

and even though you didn't ask, i nearly always say "cock" for a guy's unit. i don't really like any other word for it.

rhinitus
10/14/09, 03:32 PM
Yeah I agree. I feel like you couldn't say "pussy" to a girl when referring to her pecker-snot repository.

That is fucking insane. I have never heard that. It's great. Meatwallet is also amazing.

The closer and closer I've come to be classified as "old balls" (I'm now 24, so certainly I qualify), I have used vagina more and more. Pussy just doesn't work when you're saying it to a girl.

When I'm with dudes...hmmm...

Cum dump
Slit
Axe wound

I don't even know...it always just kinda comes out when I'm saying it, I just sort of make it up as I go...

rhinitus
10/14/09, 03:34 PM
Family guy gyno - "Okay Meg let's check that bergina"

Mexican gyno - "Okay let's check your bayina"

Depending on that pronunciation, whatever sounds like bai-ee-na is Albanian for diaper. The perks of your dad and stepmom adopting an Albanian child unannounced, I suppose...

zion the lion
10/14/09, 03:35 PM
Pussy is both disgusting and weird sounding. I call it the baby cave. But since august it's just been the bleeding monster.

because you all wanted to know that.

chassmariee
10/14/09, 03:36 PM
ham wallet
Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet?

chassmariee
10/14/09, 03:36 PM
I hate the word 'snatch' more than anything ever. Anti-snatch user.

.invisible ink.
10/14/09, 03:37 PM
Pussy is both disgusting and weird sounding. I call it the baby cave. But since august it's just been the bleeding monster.

because you all wanted to know that.

:puke:

zion the lion
10/14/09, 03:43 PM
:puke:

As if they both arent the truth...I didnt come out of there, but most people emerge from the baby cave.

I call my asshole the wormhole.

jay_klinkhammer
10/14/09, 03:48 PM
I never had heard it called the The Axe Wound before, one of my friends said it like a week ago.

.invisible ink.
10/14/09, 03:48 PM
As if they both arent the truth...I didnt come out of there, but most people emerge from the baby cave.

I call my asshole the wormhole.

i don't want to associate my southern female part with babies, sure i know that's what the ultimate point is for its existence, but i'd like to avoid that condition at all costs and don't need to be reminded of it constantly. same thing with the blood. just typing that makes me nauseous. ew.

and um, the thought of worms coming out of your ass is disgusting.

sleepyseanzzz
10/14/09, 03:50 PM
Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet?

in leiu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent though
i brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically, i don't wanna beat around the bush

the song took me a year to put everything in it together, its amazing how smart they are

Jaimehere
10/14/09, 03:53 PM
Pussy or the same word but in Tagalog which is "Puke" and no its not pronounced as Puke as in vomiting

chassmariee
10/14/09, 03:56 PM
in leiu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent though
i brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically, i don't wanna beat around the bush

the song took me a year to put everything in it together, its amazing how smart they are
They truly are. You have me listening to them now!! I love Pennsylvania.

SlappedActor
10/14/09, 03:56 PM
Are we talking during sex or just during regular conversation?

Because I call it the pussy during sex and the girl has never seemed to have a problem with it. But during regular conversation, yeah, it's a little vulgar. Just have to watch who's around when you say it.

zion the lion
10/14/09, 04:04 PM
The open clam. It's my job to put the pearl inside.

You do realize that "pearl" is another word for clit, so saying you're trying to put the pearl inside is like me saying its my job to put your balls inside your dick.

i don't want to associate my southern female part with babies, sure i know that's what the ultimate point is for its existence, but i'd like to avoid that condition at all costs and don't need to be reminded of it constantly. same thing with the blood. just typing that makes me nauseous. ew.

and um, the thought of worms coming out of your ass is disgusting.

I'm the opposite, I dont want to associate my vagina with sex, all I care about is the reproduction part. I'm super blunt about my bodily functions though, like I was joking around with my aunt the other day about how long I've been bleeding and I said something like "I'm the niagra falls of vagina blood" and we both laughed hysterically in the middle of the store because of how bad I was at censoring myself with that kind of stuff.

And the ass worms werent my thing. My mom's friend was taking those pills that you're supposed to take before a colon cleansing, and one day she was going poop and she felt something coming out of her ass so she looked down and saw this long transparent worm, her husband was too freaked out to go in there and pull it out so she had to do it herself and then she saved it and showed it to us later...we measured it, it was more than two feet long.

.invisible ink.
10/14/09, 04:08 PM
You do realize that "pearl" is another word for clit, so saying you're trying to put the pearl inside is like me saying its my job to put your balls inside your dick.



I'm the opposite, I dont want to associate my vagina with sex, all I care about is the reproduction part. I'm super blunt about my bodily functions though, like I was joking around with my aunt the other day about how long I've been bleeding and I said something like "I'm the niagra falls of vagina blood" and we both laughed hysterically in the middle of the store because of how bad I was at censoring myself with that kind of stuff.

And the ass worms werent my thing. My mom's friend was taking those pills that you're supposed to take before a colon cleansing, and one day she was going poop and she felt something coming out of her ass so she looked down and saw this long transparent worm, her husband was too freaked out to go in there and pull it out so she had to do it herself and then she saved it and showed it to us later...we measured it, it was more than two feet long.

holy shit, that is godawful. don't you know? girls don't poop.

MADSTA
10/14/09, 04:13 PM
Ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten (my personal favourite), yipee bog, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove.

AlkalineAshes
10/14/09, 04:17 PM
I feel bad for the guy with the pearl...i think most women are hopin for a little more:-|

zion the lion
10/14/09, 04:18 PM
holy shit, that is godawful. don't you know? girls don't poop.

the ones having babies do it right there in front of everybody...It was so amazing, it was already dead (which makes it a lot better), its funny because everyone has worms in their intestines, so it could happen to anyone.

BryterJonah
10/14/09, 04:21 PM
Meat wallet is a goody. Though it make it sound a little loose and goosey.

guacadoggie
10/14/09, 04:27 PM
A couple of years ago I heard a Southern black woman say "goosemammy", and I just about asphyxiated from laughing so hard. But I also like "cock holster" and "clam burger".

SLoT
10/14/09, 04:37 PM
uss-box

.invisible ink.
10/14/09, 04:45 PM
the ones having babies do it right there in front of everybody...It was so amazing, it was already dead (which makes it a lot better), its funny because everyone has worms in their intestines, so it could happen to anyone.

no, everyone doesn't have worms in their intestines. if you do, you have parasites. it's not that common, i swear.

sleepyseanzzz
10/14/09, 04:49 PM
They truly are. You have me listening to them now!! I love Pennsylvania.

haha that came up on my ipod when i had it on shuffle the other day driving back to school, my favorite lines of that song is "we are the mustaches the beatles grew when they dropped acid" and "we are the queef after a pornstar breaks the gangbang record"

"Do you even know what a WaWa is????"

jmirand1
10/14/09, 04:53 PM
You do realize that "pearl" is another word for clit, so saying you're trying to put the pearl inside is like me saying its my job to put your balls inside your dick.



I'm the opposite, I dont want to associate my vagina with sex, all I care about is the reproduction part. I'm super blunt about my bodily functions though, like I was joking around with my aunt the other day about how long I've been bleeding and I said something like "I'm the niagra falls of vagina blood" and we both laughed hysterically in the middle of the store because of how bad I was at censoring myself with that kind of stuff.

And the ass worms werent my thing. My mom's friend was taking those pills that you're supposed to take before a colon cleansing, and one day she was going poop and she felt something coming out of her ass so she looked down and saw this long transparent worm, her husband was too freaked out to go in there and pull it out so she had to do it herself and then she saved it and showed it to us later...we measured it, it was more than two feet long.

You have some weird vaginal terminology in Alaska.

zion the lion
10/14/09, 05:02 PM
no, everyone doesn't have worms in their intestines. if you do, you have parasites. it's not that common, i swear.

It's more common than most people like to think. I've had parasites, my aunt is convinced if I have one right now. I'm participating in a study right now about parasites in alaska.

zion the lion
10/14/09, 05:05 PM
You have some weird vaginal terminology in Alaska.

You know that song "wetter". What the hell do you think he's talking about when he says "play with your pearl"? Or when they use "polishing the pearl" as a term for female masturbation. Maybe if you had ever been near one, you would know this.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl

MonstarGibson
10/14/09, 05:05 PM
Pajingo. Or whatever Elliot reed says.



She's 16


http://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen2.jpg

FUCKING WIN!

MyNameIsRoss
10/14/09, 05:12 PM
there's no good word for it..

raven3086
10/14/09, 05:12 PM
wizard's sleeve.

geebee889
10/14/09, 05:16 PM
PGol5n1YT4w


That's exactly what popped into my head, haha.

jmirand1
10/14/09, 05:25 PM
You know that song "wetter". What the hell do you think he's talking about when he says "play with your pearl"? Or when they use "polishing the pearl" as a term for female masturbation. Maybe if you had ever been near one, you would know this.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl

Haha no I have never heard that song or that euphemism before. You're being a bit aggressive for a forum about vagina nicknames, don't you think? Lucky for me it's impossible for someone from America to be insulted by someone from Alaska.

muttley
10/14/09, 05:34 PM
wizard's sleeve.

Gross.

biscant
10/14/09, 05:43 PM
minge, fanny, batcave, v-j, fanjita, twat

Kassie09
10/14/09, 05:44 PM
I know you better than you know yourself

true, you know everything about me!

radxbandit
10/14/09, 06:04 PM
Pajingo. Or whatever Elliot reed says.



She's 16


http://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen2.jpg

Ha ha I just laughed so hard.

sammyboy516
10/14/09, 06:54 PM
i cannot belive i just read through three pages of a thread about vaginas.

DejaNew
10/14/09, 07:24 PM
Gut locker.

AndrewIcex
10/14/09, 07:39 PM
The Garage.

Car Crash Dream
10/14/09, 07:53 PM
Vaginal valley in which a protruding penis enters.

de1337ed
10/14/09, 08:16 PM
urban dictionary: copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, ...

Corgkowznor
10/14/09, 08:21 PM
this thread is great lmao

tossed salad is one of the more unique ones ive heard.

You do realize that that is not referring to the vagina/pussy/whatever you wanna call it at all right?

phil19
10/14/09, 08:48 PM
va jay jay

smelly vag is also a favourite of mine

Richard Maxim
10/14/09, 08:51 PM
Twatasaurus.

kbi the crowing
10/14/09, 08:51 PM
this thread is great lmao

tossed salad is one of the more unique ones ive heard.

yeaahhhh so about that...
not a reference to any part of the vulva, lil further back

barkingincision
10/14/09, 08:53 PM
pussims

fightinirish217
10/14/09, 09:15 PM
Mysterious lady parts

showstopper
10/14/09, 09:21 PM
Mysterious lady parts
??????

sdbrown
10/14/09, 09:40 PM
Meatwallet is my personal favorite.
I believe the correct term is sausage wallet

I prefer the term lady parts.

chassmariee
10/14/09, 09:45 PM
haha that came up on my ipod when i had it on shuffle the other day driving back to school, my favorite lines of that song is "we are the mustaches the beatles grew when they dropped acid" and "we are the queef after a pornstar breaks the gangbang record"

"Do you even know what a WaWa is????"
They have the WILDEST lyrics ever.
"The only thing goin down in this car is the window, cause your pussy stank!"

Codi23
10/14/09, 10:21 PM
I'm gonna kick you in the box.

Haha no I have never heard that song or that euphemism before. You're being a bit aggressive for a forum about vagina nicknames, don't you think? Lucky for me it's impossible for someone from America to be insulted by someone from Alaska.
:-|

limepomegranate
10/14/09, 10:37 PM
i alternate between
1. vag
2. chach
3. nether region
4. naughty bits
there are some more as i like a variety to choose from.

limepomegranate
10/14/09, 10:38 PM
pussims
that sounds like a cutsey pet name for a cat

roughroads
10/14/09, 10:45 PM
cunt

mattmatumbo
10/14/09, 11:20 PM
Vag is always a blasty blast.

I take that back, 3 weeks out of the month it's a blasty blast.

music Life.
10/14/09, 11:26 PM
pp holder

ivantoar
10/14/09, 11:37 PM
vajayjay or the hole of joy

Codi23
10/15/09, 12:32 AM
Vag is always a blasty blast.

I take that back, 3 weeks out of the month it's a blasty blast.
Or one week, depending on how you look at it.

mattisrawrock
10/15/09, 01:09 AM
pillow pants...

zion the lion
10/15/09, 02:05 AM
Haha no I have never heard that song or that euphemism before. You're being a bit aggressive for a forum about vagina nicknames, don't you think? Lucky for me it's impossible for someone from America to be insulted by someone from Alaska.

What? Really?

And whats wrong with being from Alaska? I would love to know.

Jennurna Gray
10/15/09, 04:04 AM
Haha no I have never heard that song or that euphemism before. You're being a bit aggressive for a forum about vagina nicknames, don't you think? Lucky for me it's impossible for someone from America to be insulted by someone from Alaska.
lol, Dude, you do know Alaska is part of America, right?

Jennurna Gray
10/15/09, 04:07 AM
Colpo- is the medical prefix meaning Vagina.
To remember that, just remember the phrase 'Cold bow on the Virginia Ham'.
Cold Bow sounds like Colpo-.
Virginia Ham will remind you of Tacos.
:]
I love Medical Terminology.

ohioforlovers
10/15/09, 04:49 AM
you had better be joking me.

Duh. He is an idiot.

jmirand1
10/15/09, 07:38 AM
lol, Dude, you do know Alaska is part of America, right?

WHAT? REALLY?

Derka Derka
10/15/09, 07:41 AM
Or one week, depending on how you look at it.

:yuk:

patpratt
10/15/09, 07:46 AM
I say fanny, fanny is the most common word here
Sept you crazy 'mericans say that for ass

you crazy foreigners!

AndrewIcex
10/15/09, 08:33 AM
i alternate between
1. vag
2. chach
3. nether region
4. naughty bits
there are some more as i like a variety to choose from.
Naughty bits, good choice.

mattmatumbo
10/15/09, 09:10 AM
Or one week, depending on how you look at it.

I read that probably 5 times before i understood it. It only made me laugh harder though.

denissuxx
10/15/09, 09:36 AM
Pussy

de1337ed
10/15/09, 09:57 AM
Or one week, depending on how you look at it.

for the people who didnt get this the first time..... :tongue:

Codi23
10/15/09, 10:57 AM
:yuk:

I read that probably 5 times before i understood it. It only made me laugh harder though.

for the people who didnt get this the first time..... :tongue:
:bow:

I couldn't pass up the opportunity to say something gross/inappropriate (but hopefully funny) hahaha.

Derka Derka
10/15/09, 11:08 AM
:bow:

I couldn't pass up the opportunity to say something gross/inappropriate (but hopefully funny) hahaha.

You did well.

Sventhegreat
10/15/09, 11:44 AM
I believe the correct term is sausage wallet

I prefer the term lady parts.

I believe that you have no idea what you're talking about!

deFobbed14yrs
10/15/09, 12:01 PM
pillow pants...

bahahahahah

limepomegranate
10/15/09, 12:26 PM
Naughty bits, good choice.
thankyou thankyou haha I should have put it as #1 because it's actually my favorite! Don't say it that often though as I don't want it to lose its' value.

deFobbed14yrs
10/15/09, 12:32 PM
pillow pants...

bahahahahah

Reaver
10/15/09, 12:35 PM
bahahahahah

so how's your vag doin'? lol

kemichels
10/15/09, 01:04 PM
I'm surprised no one has said cooter?

just.Starla.
10/15/09, 04:43 PM
My teacher actually said vagina today in class and it was so weird. haha

Muahhahha, we do use that for ass. I was confused... :)

I say Vajay-jay so I can be like Perez..

Lol, but I do that too, but everytime I say it, it reminds me of this clip of Oprah saying "My vajay-jay is painin'!" Lately I've also called it "fanny" too thanks to Skins

AndrewIcex
10/15/09, 08:10 PM
thankyou thankyou haha I should have put it as #1 because it's actually my favorite! Don't say it that often though as I don't want it to lose its' value.
Of course, I personally like to use the term "The Garage" or my personal favorite... "The place that I descent to".

ohioforlovers
10/16/09, 04:57 AM
My teacher actually said vagina today in class and it was so weird. haha



Lol, but I do that too, but everytime I say it, it reminds me of this clip of Oprah saying "My vajay-jay is painin'!" Lately I've also called it "fanny" too thanks to Skins

Haha Oprah says it? Never heard her say it, just Perez on like VH1 I think. I was jk though I don't say that, it annoys me deeply.

kbi the crowing
10/16/09, 07:12 AM
Ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten (my personal favourite), yipee bog, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove.

such a good one

kbi the crowing
10/16/09, 07:18 AM
that is my cats name...

my girl friend's cat is named muff (it's actually something longer but it's muff for short)

ted is lying
10/16/09, 08:05 AM
my girl friend's cat is named muff (it's actually something longer but it's muff for short)
Same my cats full name is like mushmellow or something like that but I dont think anyone ever called her that.

kbi the crowing
10/16/09, 08:15 AM
Same my cats full name is like mushmellow or something like that but I dont think anyone ever called her that.

hahaha yeah
silly cats

ted is lying
10/16/09, 08:17 AM
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu107/RogueTiger91/russian-blue-cat.jpg
that is my pussy. Mushy.

just.Starla.
10/16/09, 11:03 AM
I know the video is kind of dodgy, but this is it:

Haha Oprah says it? Never heard her say it, just Perez on like VH1 I think. I was jk though I don't say that, it annoys me deeply.
MWe0a7r6oRw

limepomegranate
10/16/09, 11:50 AM
Of course, I personally like to use the term "The Garage" or my personal favorite... "The place that I descent to".
bahahaha and I believe you mean descend but I got what you meant! What about hatchet wound, the hairy clam, roast beef sandwhich? I could go on haha

shimmyshakes
10/16/09, 05:02 PM
Vagina.

AndrewIcex
10/16/09, 05:11 PM
bahahaha and I believe you mean descend but I got what you meant! What about hatchet wound, the hairy clam, roast beef sandwhich? I could go on haha
No I meant descent, its the act of descending, see define #4: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/descent

Haha I figured someone would try and correct me there. Though "The place that I descend to" also works, just in different tenses/context haha.

And I like the roast beef one, I often say that.

AndrewIcex
10/16/09, 05:25 PM
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu107/RogueTiger91/russian-blue-cat.jpg
that is my pussy. Mushy.
Looks exactly like my girlfriend's cat, Harlow.

kbi the crowing
10/16/09, 05:41 PM
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu107/RogueTiger91/russian-blue-cat.jpg
that is my pussy. Mushy.
my girlfriend's cat is much fatter haha
FUPA

Codi23
10/16/09, 10:43 PM
I'm starting to realize I know too many synonyms for this word.

I think I need help.

Reaver
10/16/09, 11:30 PM
probably the word with the most synonyms, lol.

limepomegranate
10/17/09, 12:55 PM
No I meant descent, its the act of descending, see define #4: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/descent

Haha I figured someone would try and correct me there. Though "The place that I descend to" also works, just in different tenses/context haha.

And I like the roast beef one, I often say that.
ahhh I get you. I guess it's just because it isn't used like that often. People tend to not use it as a verb.

AndrewIcex
10/17/09, 01:42 PM
ahhh I get you. I guess it's just because it isn't used like that often. People tend to not use it as a verb.
Yeah I know, its a noun, but I decided to use it in a different context haha.

Now fuck the English class, I get that enough in school haha.

limepomegranate
10/17/09, 01:49 PM
Yeah I know, its a noun, but I decided to use it in a different context haha.

Now fuck the English class, I get that enough in school haha.
haha sorryyyy ahhh I love the first shot of the day woop woop I gets down son! actually i'm just playing videogames...

AndrewIcex
10/17/09, 02:09 PM
haha sorryyyy ahhh I love the first shot of the day woop woop I gets down son! actually i'm just playing videogames...
I am actually doing homework... on a Saturday... its dumb.


Penis Holder should be what this thread is called.

limepomegranate
10/17/09, 02:43 PM
I am actually doing homework... on a Saturday... its dumb.


Penis Holder should be what this thread is called.
bahahahahhahahaahhahahahhaha and i'm sorry you're doing homework on a saturday! i'm sitting by myself waitiing for my boyfriend to come back while playing videogames and senseless facebook games...at least you're being productive...

AndrewIcex
10/17/09, 08:30 PM
bahahahahhahahaahhahahahhaha and i'm sorry you're doing homework on a saturday! i'm sitting by myself waitiing for my boyfriend to come back while playing videogames and senseless facebook games...at least you're being productive...
What was so funny haha?

limepomegranate
10/18/09, 07:09 PM
What was so funny haha?
i bolded it! penis holder!

AndrewIcex
10/18/09, 08:26 PM
i bolded it! penis holder!
Ah well, that's always a good thing, gotta love some creative names for such a wonderful but roast beef looking thing.

limepomegranate
10/20/09, 05:26 PM
Ah well, that's always a good thing, gotta love some creative names for such a wonderful but roast beef looking thing.
ewwww

Waldorf
10/20/09, 05:49 PM
Ah well, that's always a good thing, gotta love some creative names for such a wonderful but roast beef looking thing.

Speak for yourself.

AndrewIcex
10/20/09, 07:31 PM
ewwww
You don't like vagina? haha
Speak for yourself.
YOU don't like vagina? Is that what I got from that? Or Roast Beef as the selected term.

Codi23
10/20/09, 07:58 PM
Man, I just want to get in this thread. Hard.

Waldorf
10/20/09, 08:15 PM
Or Roast Beef as the selected term.

Maybe yours looks like roast beef.

Trilogique
10/20/09, 08:17 PM
Maybe yours looks like roast beef.

(Says the virgin)

Codi23
10/20/09, 08:17 PM
This thread is just begging to be entered.

Waldorf
10/20/09, 08:19 PM
(Says the virgin)

Holy shit I just realized I read the whole thread wrong and that they're talking about vaginas looking like roast beef.

Shit.
Carry on, then.

Codi23
10/20/09, 08:30 PM
Hey thread, you better go freshen up ;-).

AndrewIcex
10/20/09, 08:52 PM
Maybe yours looks like roast beef.

(Says the virgin)

Holy shit I just realized I read the whole thread wrong and that they're talking about vaginas looking like roast beef.

Shit.
Carry on, then.
Thank you.

Thread continues...

Codi23
10/20/09, 09:05 PM
Wow, this thread is almost as good as the real thing!

kbi the crowing
10/20/09, 09:22 PM
Hey thread, you better go freshen up ;-).

ew

Codi23
10/20/09, 09:27 PM
ew
Lulz. I keep posting the nastiest things hoping for a response or call-out, and this is all I get. DAMN IT!!!!!!

Codi23
10/20/09, 09:28 PM
Anyway, this thread is kinda fishy :fish:.

Sloth7
10/20/09, 09:30 PM
"Front bum" has always been my favorite.

TSTLSOOM
10/21/09, 12:39 AM
i love you people. <3 haha

limepomegranate
10/21/09, 03:19 PM
You don't like vagina? haha
I don't like vagina I love dick!!!!!

AndrewIcex
10/21/09, 03:37 PM
I don't like vagina I love dick!!!!!
Wow, how interesting haha.

limepomegranate
10/22/09, 03:09 PM
Wow, how interesting haha.
Why is that interesting? Did you think I was a lesbian or something?

tyramail
10/22/09, 03:53 PM
vag or cooch.

AndrewIcex
10/22/09, 07:37 PM
Why is that interesting? Did you think I was a lesbian or something?
Haha just seems pretty upfront about it, just seemed interesting.

limepomegranate
10/22/09, 07:45 PM
Haha just seems pretty upfront about it, just seemed interesting.
I'm a pretty upfront person you'll find out.

AndrewIcex
10/22/09, 11:19 PM
I'm a pretty upfront person you'll find out.
I would not say that is a bad thing at all, I actually prefer people to be upfront, it just caught me off guard, that's all.

t_ashley
10/23/09, 04:53 AM
i personally like vagina.

haha, my little cousins say coo coo

limepomegranate
10/23/09, 01:46 PM
I would not say that is a bad thing at all, I actually prefer people to be upfront, it just caught me off guard, that's all.
haha sorry next time i'll put a warning label on it!

i personally like vagina.

haha, my little cousins say coo coo
haha I don't know why but when I was little I used to call it toosie.

TheReckoner
10/23/09, 01:55 PM
Lulz. I keep posting the nastiest things hoping for a response or call-out, and this is all I get. DAMN IT!!!!!!
Do it again! Ill call you out! :nod:

AndrewIcex
10/24/09, 09:01 PM
haha sorry next time i'll put a warning label on it!


haha I don't know why but when I was little I used to call it toosie.

Haaha well its all good! I respect out goingness

Bingham88
10/24/09, 11:46 PM
i prefer vagina but it hard to be sexy saying vagina

pussy jsut sounds angry to me

cunt makes me laugh

and twat groses me out

none of the above i like vagina is just the default.

SanePsychotic
10/25/09, 12:15 AM
I hate it when people call vaginas "va jay jays". What the fuck?

limepomegranate
10/25/09, 06:47 AM
Haaha well its all good! I respect out goingness
Hurray!

Mrs.Sweeny Todd
10/25/09, 11:18 PM
vagina! vajaja ! or ..... yummy

AndrewIcex
10/26/09, 07:50 AM
Hurray!
Woo!

overdrive91
10/26/09, 09:10 AM
penetration station