so, i've got a new roomate who..

[psycroptic]

is quite on the peculiar side. We moved in about 4 months ago,so i've had ample time to get to see the primate in its natural habitat (i kid)

Like, he's convinced that these things called "orgone accumulators" harness energy from the center of the earth to bring about positive energy to humans. Orgone accumulators are, as told/done by him, are quartz crystals wrapped in copper and aluminum wire. He spent a few months making them before taking to them down to bonnaroo to try to sell to people there, which he ended up selling zero because he was so fucked up on shit the entirety... It's not like ive got a problem with it, but it's just unforseen by yours truly.

And he's convinced that vitamin B12 is a cure for cancer. And that a race of creatures known as "reptilians" are part of this overarching world-domination thing called the Illuminati. Idk, it's kinda out there.

Anybody relate to such a scenario? As in, living with someone "atypical"?

[Charles777]

You know too much...

:whistle:

[pr0digy]

does this kid do any heavy drugs or anything lol?

[psycroptic]

yeah, he might.

[Br&nizzle]

My freshman year roommate's most recent roommate wants to be hung with hooks in her back for "an enlightening experience".
So, not really the same at all, but still WTF.

[thebestkylever]

i shared a dorm room with a kid who was an actual clown. he also listened to nothing but ska and country, and had a weird crush on my girlfriend at the time. it was an interesting 9 months.

[SteffRyanFail]

One of my best friends believes stuff like this. I don't think I've ever heard her mention "orgone accumulators" before though..
Its just kind of whatever.


Actually, I think she thinks she part reptilian..

[ted is lying]

Kid lives down the hall from me is most likely a serial killer. He loves sneaking into people rooms while holding a knife, also he has a joker smile. Then he sits in his room and watch's outside for any girls to walk by he ask one of my friends "you wanna take a nap in my bed". He doesn't even know her. Last night I was walking back with a girl he whispered in my ear if I want to get some ruffys. No joke.

[pinkzeppelin182]

The 3rd paragraph are actually some pretty common ideas/theories I'm starting to realize.

[AndrewIcex]

My roommate, recently dropped out of college, and now just randomly leaves the state to travel to NYC and Miami Florida, and I have no idea why? He's a little weird, and slightly sketchy as all hell.

[reckoner]

Acid is a powerful substance.

[ted is lying]

Burn a hole in the carpet that will show him.

[4N6 science]

he is a psycho.

[sleepyseanzzz]

cocaines a helluva drug

[zachff]

Hmm, been watching too many movies lately?
/fake thread

[Goat01]

May I recommend sleeping with a bat at your side or something?
Ya know, just in case....

[psycroptic]

not fake, actually. i mean, he's got some decently intelligent ideas sometimes, he just pulls that shit every once in a while.

[Klatzke]

My roomate believes in this weird thing called "krisstianidy".. weird stuff where this nappy middle-eastern dude could cast crazy ass spells and couldn't die.

[DonnerParty666]

My roomate believes in this weird thing called "krisstianidy".. weird stuff where this nappy middle-eastern dude could cast crazy ass spells and couldn't die.


this is the best post i've seen in weeks. lol.

[katyara]

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1860871_1860876_1861029,00. html

even though we all know time magazine is full of insane liberals who don't take anything seriously ;-)

[Indoor Living]

Fake.

[crimsonandclovr]

My roomate believes in this weird thing called "krisstianidy".. weird stuff where this nappy middle-eastern dude could cast crazy ass spells and couldn't die.

this post made me snort milk.

[Waldorf]

Stop complaining. It could be worse. What if he was an exceptionally horny gay man?

[stereokiller]

My roomate believes in this weird thing called "krisstianidy".. weird stuff where this nappy middle-eastern dude could cast crazy ass spells and couldn't die.

win.

[chassmariee]

I would move. That's fucked.

[AlexEnglish]

http://www.mappsd.org/NewMM-8.jpgdo



do his teeth look like this? chances are hes on a thing called meth

[inasaltwateroom]

heres what you do:
1. get the creepiest halloween mask you can find
2. at exactly 4:30 am when he's asleep, wake up and go over to his bed with the mask on
3. set his alarm clock for 4:37 am
4. wait 7 minutes by his bed

[Klatzke]

this post made me snort milk.
Good to see that was appreciated.

[Dymytry Vance]

The Illuminati kicked me out because I refused to castrate myself.

[framebyframe]

I love people like this. They always have such interesting theories for everything, even if a lot of it is bullshit.

[jmirand1]

is quite on the peculiar side. We moved in about 4 months ago,so i've had ample time to get to see the primate in its natural habitat (i kid)

Like, he's convinced that these things called "orgone accumulators" harness energy from the center of the earth to bring about positive energy to humans. Orgone accumulators are, as told/done by him, are quartz crystals wrapped in copper and aluminum wire. He spent a few months making them before taking to them down to bonnaroo to try to sell to people there, which he ended up selling zero because he was so fucked up on shit the entirety... It's not like ive got a problem with it, but it's just unforseen by yours truly.

And he's convinced that vitamin B12 is a cure for cancer. And that a race of creatures known as "reptilians" are part of this overarching world-domination thing called the Illuminati. Idk, it's kinda out there.

Anybody relate to such a scenario? As in, living with someone "atypical"?

I've heard of reptilians before. Actually, I think they're called Reptoids (I guess that's the scientific term.) It's an insane theory. Like, utterly ridiculous. Check it out: http://www.reptoids.com/

[zion the lion]

How do you know it's not true?

[psycroptic]

We should also be searching under Earth's surface,
in its thousands of miles of underground tunnels,
caverns and caves systems.

That is where we will one day discover other forms of intelligent life
and our visiting Extraterrestrial's bases of operations."
:drunk:

How do you know it's not true?

How do you know that flying invisible pink space unicorns aren't real? If you can't see them or tell who they are or sense them in any way, there's no way to prove or disprove them. Same with reptilians, and a lot of conspiracy theories i think

[fortythieves]

and here I was thinking my roommate was strange...

[HelpMeSleep]

and here I was thinking my roommate was strange...
haha that's what I was thinking.

[zion the lion]

We should also be searching under Earth's surface,
in its thousands of miles of underground tunnels,
caverns and caves systems.

That is where we will one day discover other forms of intelligent life
and our visiting Extraterrestrial's bases of operations."
:drunk:



How do you know that flying invisible pink space unicorns aren't real? If you can't see them or tell who they are or sense them in any way, there's no way to prove or disprove them. Same with reptilians, and a lot of conspiracy theories i think

Well that blue part is an actual theory that some people high up in the KKK believe. And if there's no way to disprove them, then what makes them so ludicrous?

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Well that blue part is an actual theory that some people high up in the KKK believe. And if there's no way to disprove them, then what makes them so ludicrous?

No basis of factual evidence.

[zion the lion]

No basis of factual evidence.

Other than the fact that you cant prove that it isnt real. I live in imagination land, everything exists.

[bernie16wb]

My roommate, recently dropped out of college, and now just randomly leaves the state to travel to NYC and Miami Florida, and I have no idea why? He's a little weird, and slightly sketchy as all hell.
Dude sounds like he's running drugs.

/watchedblowtoday

[psycroptic]

blow kicks a

[Jake Denning]

haha that's what I was thinking.

first thought that came into my mind when I saw your profile picture

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/joannjays/vlcsnap-100914.png

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Other than the fact that you cant prove that it isnt real. I live in imagination land, everything exists.

our sky is green.

[HelpMeSleep]

first thought that came into my mind when I saw your profile picture

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/joannjays/vlcsnap-100914.png
I don't see it.

[unionx]

We should also be searching under Earth's surface,
in its thousands of miles of underground tunnels,
caverns and caves systems.

That is where we will one day discover other forms of intelligent life
and our visiting Extraterrestrial's bases of operations."
:drunk:



How do you know that flying invisible pink space unicorns aren't real? If you can't see them or tell who they are or sense them in any way, there's no way to prove or disprove them. Same with reptilians, and a lot of conspiracy theories i think

Dude...start walking around scratching your skin a lot. Buy some moisturizer and apply it whenever he's around. Complain that your skin is getting itchy and callous a lot lately. It will drive him NUTS.

[zion the lion]

our sky is green.

No such thing as green.