how can i get this guy to like me ?

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

please hurry my lunch is almost over and i have to get back to class soon

[4N6 science]

HAHAHAHAH you both like chipotle so that means you're perfect for each other. WOW good barometer of how to pick a mate right there.

If you offer him sexual favors he will like you a lot!

[Kozzy333]

Fake account.

[reckoner]

Buy him chipotlaway.

[nonamesleft]

He won't. Ever.

[EvilZeppelin]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x9/Mikko_M/M-12.jpg

[Cameronisonfire]

Put out, that usually works.

[sleepyseanzzz]

put out.....or buy him some chipotlaway to get rid of the blood stains in his underwear

[4N6 science]

Put out, that usually works.

Great avatar. That book is a classic.

[SmokieB.High]

Who's Edward

[NateFoundGlory]

*sigh*

Anal.

Someone had to do it.

[zachff]

*sigh*

Anal.

Someone had to do it.

No they didn't. This years old trend needs to just fade away.

[psycroptic]

people actually take the time and mental effort to write these things?
really?

nothin personal

[Samc1803]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward

Strike 1.

i really like him (so do all my friends XD).

Run a train on him.

[mooshthedoosh]

*sigh*

Anal.

Someone had to do it.
I rofled hard. Especially at the *sigh* part. ANALL!!

[Yellowcard2006]

lol if OP is actually a girl. lol

[kemichels]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?

Change your user name, stop going for dark mysterious guys that are awkward and creepy like Edward Cullen.

Maybe tell him you can go get a chicken burrito and let him stick it up your vag and eat it out. Pure romance.

[shboom.]

Buy him chipotlaway.

ahahaha. you beat me to it

[futuremarkets]

I hope he's a vegetarian, like darling Eddy.

[Sloth7]

It's good to know that during math class you learned about his Mexican food tastes instead of actual math.

[Derka Derka]

Change your user name, stop going for dark mysterious guys that are awkward and creepy like Edward Cullen.

Maybe tell him you can go get a chicken burrito and let him stick it up your vag and eat it out. Pure romance.

this

[MADSTA]

Strike 1.



Run a train on him.
Actually I think strike 1 would be her username. Ayaya....

[raychull]

Dear god, let this be a fake account. PLEASE.

[argg_xo]

Dear god, let this be a fake account. PLEASE.
You typed the words right out of my fingers

[raychull]

You typed the words right out of my fingers
I almost typed THIS instead:

If this isn't a fake account, I refuse to believe in god. but I decided to go with my first choice.

[argg_xo]

I almost typed THIS instead:

If this isn't a fake account, I refuse to believe in god. but I decided to go with my first choice.
All my faith in humanity has gone down the crapper if this isn't a fake account.

[raychull]

All my faith in humanity has gone down the crapper if this isn't a fake account.
unfortunately I think these people DO exist...I just don't know why one of them would come here.

[TheByrus]

I would dump a girl for not liking Chipotle.

[argg_xo]

unfortunately I think these people DO exist...I just don't know why one of them would come here.
MST and lil_slut were the best.

[raychull]

MST and lil_slut were the best.
I don't remember MST. But I DO remember lilslut.

[TheBestBet]

Sheeeees back.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

well i ended up talking to him during gym class since niether of us do anything it was wiffel ball day and we just stood in the field. i asked him how his day was going and he got really shy so i took that to mean he likes me too. then i asked if he wanted to go to chipotle after school and he said not today he has guitar pracitce after school (oh my god he's a muscian!!!!) but tomorrow we can!!!!!

i'm so happy!!!!!

and to everyone saying i'm fake or i'm and idiot you need to grow up and realize not all people are like you or stuff.

[raychull]

well i ended up talking to him during gym class since niether of us do anything it was wiffel ball day and we just stood in the field. i asked him how his day was going and he got really shy so i took that to mean he likes me too. then i asked if he wanted to go to chipotle after school and he said not today he has guitar pracitce after school (oh my god he's a muscian!!!!) but tomorrow we can!!!!!

i'm so happy!!!!!

and to everyone saying i'm fake or i'm and idiot you need to grow up and realize not all people are like you or stuff.


oh my god!!! really?!!!! that's so cool!!!

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

oh also everyone saying sex or anal sex or boobies i'm sorry i'm not a whore like that i've only given ONE guy a handjob in my ENTIRE LIFE

[argg_xo]

I don't remember MST. But I DO remember lilslut.
ohhh you missed a good time!

[argg_xo]

1 handjob in 14 years makes you a skank.

[TheBestBet]

unfortunately I think these people DO exist...I just don't know why one of them would come here.

Hayley Williams.

[jviraldo]

oh also everyone saying sex or anal sex or boobies i'm sorry i'm not a whore like that i've only given ONE guy a handjob in my ENTIRE LIFE

Thanks for clearing that up.

[kaycey]

i don't know what to say.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

Hayley Williams.
yah i joined here for the hayley chat but those damn brazilans messed up everything, i was so angry but i'm over it now i'm not racist

and to the person who said i'm a skank, NO I'M NOT. my therapist said it's PERFECTLY NORMAL for a girl my age to be exploring my sexuality!!!!!

[4N6 science]

Wow...this is fucking amazing. I love reading these priceless posts. How do you come up with this stuff?


you're obviously a fake. most of us are too good at spotting them.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

4n6 science you really should think about what you say it might hurt someone. luckily i have realy thick skin and i'm not effected by it but some people might be. i'm not a fake.

[Smash Adams]

I was watching the New Moon trailer and Bella tries to kill herself to get with Edward, do that

[raychull]

Hayley Williams.
or FTSK, apparently. The stupid newbie influx died down for a little while until they came.

ohhh you missed a good time!

what happened?? =(

I was watching the New Moon trailer and Bella tries to kill herself to get with Edward, do that
are you serious? that's disgusting.

edit: I meant the movie trailer

[more heart]

Fake account.
My thoughts exactly.

[Smash Adams]

or FTSK, apparently. The stupid newbie influx died down for a little while until they came.



what happened?? =(


are you serious? that's disgusting.
um apparently thrill-seeking allow her to hear Edward's voice so she jumps in a river

It was in a movie theater,I couldn't just leave

[kaycey]

she changed her address.

[raychull]

um apparently thrill-seeking allow her to hear Edward's voice so she jumps in a river

It was in a movie theater,I couldn't just leave

weird.
true. I honestly don't think you're the type of person to just sit down and watch a twilight trailer.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

My thoughts exactly.
maybe you'd believe i was real if i had almost 20000 posts in 10 months huh

[Smash Adams]

weird.
true. I honestly don't think you're the type of person to just sit down and watch a twilight trailer.
No way, I do like romantic comedies though

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

and to the person who said i should kill myself, you really are a bad person. i was diagnosed with depression and i might actually kill myself. i hope you can't sleep tonight !

[raychull]

No way, I do like romantic comedies though
it's all good, I won't slight you for that.

and to the person who said i should kill myself, you really are a bad person. i was diagnosed with depression and i might actually kill myself. i hope you can't sleep tonight !
stop fishing for attention.

[Ava1anche]

Came in here to say chipotleway but everyone already did :-(

[makeshiftmind]

touch his weiner, he'll be excited because you'll be the first person to touch his weiner besides himself, his mom and his doctor

[HometownHero]

69

[roughroads]

put out.
From the sound of you that's about your only chance.

fucking pathetic.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

ugh people should read the WHOLE POST before posting

[makeshiftmind]

ugh people should read the WHOLE POST before posting
haha oh ok, just bring some chipotle to class and begin eating it, it would be a good icebreaker, cause he comes over and is like "oh my golly, you like chipotle, it's only like my favourite thing ever!" then you say something witty and thur you go, woo him

[mattmatumbo]

Who's Edward

Yeah references to people that they know just go over my head, in any thread.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

haha oh ok, just bring some chipotle to class and begin eating it, it would be a good icebreaker, cause he comes over and is like "oh my golly, you like chipotle, it's only like my favourite thing ever!" then you say something witty and thur you go, woo him
we're already going to chipotle tomorrow after school if he gets the barbacoa burrito too then i will be convinced he's my soulmate

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

Yeah references to people that they know just go over my head, in any thread.
edward as in edward cullen from twilight

[erik910]

oh also everyone saying sex or anal sex or boobies i'm sorry i'm not a whore like that i've only given ONE guy a handjob in my ENTIRE LIFE

Holy fucking :lol:

[spunkmastaflex]

Fake account.

i agree

[erik910]

Also, thread delivers.

[Waldorf]

Haha, great thread. Whoever's behind the 14-year-old girl account is doing a hell of a job. Love the "Bi" sexuality on the profile page. That just makes it. Fucking tweenagers these days.

[The_Blackout94]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?


I belive the bit about Twilight may be your problem. The thing is NOBODY LIKES IT OR EDWARD CULLEN. People will avoid you if you openly admit to liking it.

Failing that say act very mysterious and pretend you can read minds. That worked in twilight did it not? To make this believable I strongly advise drinking blood.

[Waldorf]

I belive the bit about Twilight may be your problem. The thing is NOBODY LIKES IT OR EDWARD CULLEN. People will avoid you if you openly admit to liking it.

Failing that say act very mysterious and pretend you can read minds. That worked in twilight did it not? To make this believable I strongly advise drinking blood.

Sorry man, not funny. Good try.

[nkalldayyy]

HAHAHAHAHHA this thread :rotfl:

[4N6 science]

4n6 science you really should think about what you say it might hurt someone. luckily i have realy thick skin and i'm not effected by it but some people might be. i'm not a fake.

I don't think I wrote anything so offensive to hurt someone's feelings. I simply asked questions and stated that most people on here know how to spot fakes. Even the good ones. If you're not fake as you claim. post some pics.

[songydarko]

Change your user name, stop going for dark mysterious guys that are awkward and creepy like Edward Cullen.

Maybe tell him you can go get a chicken burrito and let him stick it up your vag and eat it out. Pure romance.
What... the... fuck.

[more heart]

maybe you'd believe i was real if i had almost 20000 posts in 10 months huh
Nope. The story itself was enough.

[Waldorf]

Surefire.
4-KaSNAEgvQ&feature=related

[mattmatumbo]

edward as in edward cullen from twilight

Oh yes, a character from the the trite and horribly written series that a mormon wrote is whom you're comparing this boy to. You sound like a keeper.

[kemichels]

What... the... fuck.

This girl asked a stupid fucking question in a stupid way, so I gave her the same in a response.

[Trilogique]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?

trollan.

[Kassie09]

does he glitter in the sun?
sexiiiiiii

fuck i hate twilight

[crimsonandclovr]

first few pages were hilarious.
now i feel like it's getting old.. or i'm just getting tired of this thread.

[makeshiftmind]

first few pages were hilarious.
now i feel like it's getting old.. or i'm just getting tired of this thread.
a little from column a, a little from column b

[songydarko]

This girl asked a stupid fucking question in a stupid way, so I gave her the same in a response.
okai okai

[samsara]

Put out.

[just.Starla.]

Who's Edward
I think she means Edward Cullen from Twilight.

This has got to be a fake account.

[Smash Adams]

does he glitter in the sun?
sexiiiiiii

fuck i hate twilight
let me go on like I glitter in the sun

[Jennurna Gray]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?
You should ask him out in a really stupid and awkward way so he knows right off the bat what he's getting himself into. :D

[wroteurname]

oh also everyone saying sex or anal sex or boobies i'm sorry i'm not a whore like that i've only given ONE guy a handjob in my ENTIRE LIFE

If at 14 you've touched a wang you're a slut.

[Shatter_Glass]

Buy him chipotlaway.

perfect.

[medicatemex]

well i ended up talking to him during gym class since niether of us do anything it was wiffel ball day and we just stood in the field. i asked him how his day was going and he got really shy so i took that to mean he likes me too. then i asked if he wanted to go to chipotle after school and he said not today he has guitar pracitce after school (oh my god he's a muscian!!!!) but tomorrow we can!!!!!

i'm so happy!!!!!

and to everyone saying i'm fake or i'm and idiot you need to grow up and realize not all people are like you or stuff.

WOW, you sound so retarded, need a helmet my friend?

[medicatemex]

I was watching the New Moon trailer and Bella tries to kill herself to get with Edward, do that

Amazing.

[Jennurna Gray]

WOW, you sound so retarded, need a helmet my friend?
Lol, that made me think of kids licking windows on the Short Bus. :D

[SmokieB.High]

I think she means Edward Cullen from Twilight.

This has got to be a fake account.
What the hell is twilight?

[jmirand1]

This girl asked a stupid fucking question in a stupid way, so I gave her the same in a response.

The girl is 14. You're 23. Just sayin'...

[Waldorf]

What the hell is twilight?

It's the time of day that happens for about an hour before it gets dark out.

[ilikesound93]

Change your user name, stop going for dark mysterious guys that are awkward and creepy like Edward Cullen.

Maybe tell him you can go get a chicken burrito and let him stick it up your vag and eat it out. Pure romance.

hahahahaha

[jmirand1]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x9/Mikko_M/M-12.jpg

Best advice. Actually, it's a good idea to show boobies no matter how funny you are.

[just.Starla.]

What the hell is twilight?
A book/movie. The sequel is actually coming out next month.

[Jennurna Gray]

trollan.
:D

[medicatemex]

Lol, that made me think of kids licking windows on the Short Bus. :D

haha, you on a short bus?
:P

[kemichels]

The girl is 14. You're 23. Just sayin'...

Not trying to get what you are saying, but you are indeed correct about our respective ages!

[Trilogique]

:D

when in doubt, it's a troll.

[Waldorf]

when in doubt, it's a troll.

when in doubt, use a condom.

[Jennurna Gray]

haha, you on a short bus?
:P
Oh, the only ride-able kind, Sir!

[jmirand1]

Not trying to get what you are saying, but you are indeed correct about our respective ages!

I'm just saying...shouldn't you be doing your medical school homework or something?

[Jennurna Gray]

when in doubt, it's a troll.
when in doubt, use a condom.
hahaha.
I won't disagree.

[medicatemex]

Oh, the only ride-able kind, Sir!

damn right

[Trilogique]

when in doubt, use a condom.

When in doubt, don't pull out.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm just saying...shouldn't you be doing your medical school homework or something?
I don't get it either, you're 21...

[kemichels]

I'm just saying...shouldn't you be doing your medical school homework or something?

I'm currently applying to law school.
Don't really know what that has to do with me posting on the internet, though. Or should I say, you're single..."shouldn't you be out trying to find a girlfriend?".

[Waldorf]

hahaha.
I won't disagree.

You're hot.

[bladerdude360]

Haha a few of these responses are golden. I almost don't even care that she's a fake, it's so entertaining. I just want to keep on indulging the OP to get more gems.

[Jennurna Gray]

damn right
Glad someone agrees.

[jmirand1]

I don't get it either, you're 21...

Every time I post a comment on ap.net, it gets quoted and criticized by like 6 different people from Wisconsin. It's always someone from Wisconsin. What the fuck is it with you farm people?

[Waldorf]

Every time I post a comment on ap.net, it gets quoted and criticized by like 6 different people from Wisconsin. It's always someone from Wisconsin. What the fuck is it with you farm people?

FUCK YOU MAN WISCONSIN IS THE SHIT

[kemichels]

Every time I post a comment on ap.net, it gets quoted and criticized by like 6 different people from Wisconsin. It's always someone from Wisconsin. What the fuck is it with you farm people?

lol. That's too bad, but I hate farm people as well.

[jmirand1]

I'm currently applying to law school.
Don't really know what that has to do with me posting on the internet, though. Or should I say, you're single..."shouldn't you be out trying to find a girlfriend?".

So we're both bored assholes applying to law school...hmm. Your state's law school sent me a fee waiver. And it's in Madison. Maybe we'll meet and become friends yet unknowingly continue to criticize each other on AP.

[kemichels]

FUCK YOU MAN WISCONSIN IS THE SHIT

werd

[kemichels]

So we're both bored assholes applying to law school...hmm. Your state's law school sent me a fee waiver. And it's in Madison. Maybe we'll meet and become friends yet unknowingly continue to criticize each other on AP.

that'd be pretty hilarious. Nice that they sent you a fee waiver. You already send your apps in? I'm still getting mine out.

[Jennurna Gray]

Every time I post a comment on ap.net, it gets quoted and criticized by like 6 different people from Wisconsin. It's always someone from Wisconsin. What the fuck is it with you farm people?
I'm not trying to be a critic, just a little confused.
haha, i love people who think i live with cows, 'As long as you'll keep believing, I'll keep pretending'.

[Waldorf]

werd

Haha, did you mean "weird" or "word"?

[kemichels]

Haha, did you mean "weird" or "word"?

werd is "word", but asian style.

[jmirand1]

that'd be pretty hilarious. Nice that they sent you a fee waiver. You already send your apps in? I'm still getting mine out.

Nah, my LORs won't be ready till November. I'll send them out then. I see in your profile that you're aiming at Chicago schools. Greatest city in the world, good choice...Loyola is my safety.

[Waldorf]

werd is "word", but asian style.

But you're not asian, man.

[kemichels]

Nah, my LORs won't be ready till November. I'll send them out then. I see in your profile that you're aiming at Chicago schools. Greatest city in the world, good choice...Loyola is my safety.

haha nice man. I would love to have Loyola as my safety but my LSAT just didn't go the way I wanted (good thing I worked my ass off in college, hooked up with world-leading research profs) only to get fucked by some stupid test score.

Loyola is probably my top choice, sadly. Other schools would be Depaul, Marquette, Kent, etc. My GPA and Letters will be great, but my LSAT is killing me. I took it fucking three times (sorry for all the fucks, I'm a little pissed about it all). My first and second time were about the same...the third time I finally controlled my nerves, didn't get caught up, and improved my score about 8 points.

[kemichels]

haha nice man. I would love to have Loyola as my safety but my LSAT just didn't go the way I wanted (good thing I worked my ass off in college, hooked up with world-leading research profs) only to get fucked by some stupid test score.

Loyola is probably my top choice, sadly. Other schools would be Depaul, Marquette, Kent, etc. My GPA and Letters will be great, but my LSAT is killing me. I took it fucking three times (sorry for all the fucks, I'm a little pissed about it all). My first and second time were about the same...the third time I finally controlled my nerves, didn't get caught up, and improved my score about 8 points.

And yeah, my LORs will be ready in November...have my personal statement done now, just need to send out when I get everything.

[songydarko]

FUCK YOU MAN WISCONSIN IS THE SHIT
We are not farm people, thanks.

[kemichels]

Good job quoting myself there.

[jmirand1]

haha nice man. I would love to have Loyola as my safety but my LSAT just didn't go the way I wanted (good thing I worked my ass off in college, hooked up with world-leading research profs) only to get fucked by some stupid test score.

Loyola is probably my top choice, sadly. Other schools would be Depaul, Marquette, Kent, etc. My GPA and Letters will be great, but my LSAT is killing me. I took it fucking three times (sorry for all the fucks, I'm a little pissed about it all). My first and second time were about the same...the third time I finally controlled my nerves, didn't get caught up, and improved my score about 8 points.

Loyola is still a top-notch school for the Chicago region. DePaul and Kent are also solid, even though they don't place well nationally, just because they have such extensive alumni networks in Chicagoland.

Plus, Loyola is in an awesome, awesome area. I would have no reservations about going there. Good luck with the application process.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

update!

he's back from guitar practice and we talked on facebook chat for a LONG time and he told me that during wiffel ball today i looked really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! my heart skipped a beat when he said that!!!!!!!! i asked him what he likes at chipotle and guess what.............HE SAID BARBACOA! THAT'S ALSO MY FAVORITE!!!!! we seriously have so much in common this is perfect!!!! i usually hate algebra but meeting daniel was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!!!!!!!!

[raychull]

update!

he's back from guitar practice and we talked on facebook chat for a LONG time and he told me that during wiffel ball today i looked really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! my heart skipped a beat when he said that!!!!!!!! i asked him what he likes at chipotle and guess what.............HE SAID BARBACOA! THAT'S ALSO MY FAVORITE!!!!! we seriously have so much in common this is perfect!!!! i usually hate algebra but meeting daniel was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!!!!!!!!

omg!!!!! REALLY!!!!?!?

[Waldorf]

update!

he's back from guitar practice and we talked on facebook chat for a LONG time and he told me that during wiffel ball today i looked really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! my heart skipped a beat when he said that!!!!!!!! i asked him what he likes at chipotle and guess what.............HE SAID BARBACOA! THAT'S ALSO MY FAVORITE!!!!! we seriously have so much in common this is perfect!!!! i usually hate algebra but meeting daniel was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!!!!!!!!

so hot now i need to fap like rly bad

[4N6 science]

so hot now i need to fap like rly bad

:lol:

good post.


It should be a crime against humanity for how many exclamation points this fake uses.

[Jennurna Gray]

update!

he's back from guitar practice and we talked on facebook chat for a LONG time and he told me that during wiffel ball today i looked really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! my heart skipped a beat when he said that!!!!!!!! i asked him what he likes at chipotle and guess what.............HE SAID BARBACOA! THAT'S ALSO MY FAVORITE!!!!! we seriously have so much in common this is perfect!!!! i usually hate algebra but meeting daniel was the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!!!!!!!!
Knifes were created for people like you.

[SmokieB.High]

A book/movie. The sequel is actually coming out next month.
A sequal? Is it about astromonors? cause i'm not sure how you can get a story out of that let alone a sequal

[raychull]

Knifes were created for people like you.
*knives.

[Waldorf]

Knifes were created for people like you.

*knives.

Cute girl does not need to be corrected.

[raychull]

Annoying girl needs to be corrected.
fixed.

[Waldorf]

fixed.

No way.

[raychull]

No way.
way.

[StephanieLove]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?

i thought this was a joke.... you're kidding, right?

[dru]

hahahaha

[the sky below]

If you offer him sexual favors he will like you a lot!

LOL they don't teach girls this anymore. Sir, I applaud you.

[argg_xo]

what happened?? =(



you missed out on some good quotes, that's what i miss the most, her stupid logic/lies.

[4N6 science]

LOL they don't teach girls this anymore. Sir, I applaud you.

:bow:

[argg_xo]

:bow:
you're such a gentlemen!

[radxbandit]

fucking love this thread.

[4N6 science]

you're such a gentlemen!

Yeah I am. What else would I be?

[argg_xo]

Yeah I am. What else would I be?
A non-gentlemen?

[4N6 science]

A non-gentlemen?

Which do you prefer?

[argg_xo]

Which do you prefer?
A gentlemen that serves me waffles and malt liquor in bed.

[4N6 science]

A gentlemen that serves me waffles and malt liquor in bed.

That is probably the most unique request I've ever gotten. Your wish is my command.

[argg_xo]

That is probably the most unique request I've ever gotten. Your wish is my command.
Don't act like you don't enjoy waffles and malt liquor!

[4N6 science]

Don't act like you don't enjoy waffles and malt liquor!

I'll be enjoying it once I get into bed with you.

[argg_xo]

I'll be enjoying it once I get into bed with you.
:blush:

[4N6 science]

:blush:


why are you blushing?

[argg_xo]

why are you blushing?
is this better :slut: ?

[4N6 science]

is this better :slut: ?

oh yeah.. and may the one with the bed, you know which one I'm talking about.

[argg_xo]

oh yeah.. and may the one with the bed, you know which one I'm talking about.

:fuck:

[4N6 science]

:fuck:

you're on top right?

[argg_xo]

you're on top right?
of course!

[Ferzaer]

give her a break.

[Jennurna Gray]

give her a break.
STFU, you have seven posts.

[Jennurna Gray]

way.
I love how everywhere i go, you're there criticizing me. You're like my own personal spell check. <3
No way.
And you, on the other hand, are just way too fucking cool. :D

[raychull]

I love how everywhere i go, you're there criticizing me. You're like my own personal spell check. <3

And you, on the other hand, are just way too fucking cool. :D

not going to lie, I have nothing better to do. It's nothing personal. I just don't like you.

you missed out on some good quotes, that's what i miss the most, her stupid logic/lies.

I hate missing out on stupid noobs. =(

[Jennurna Gray]

not going to lie, I have nothing better to do. It's nothing personal. I just don't like you.
Lol, well i figured that much.

[raychull]

Lol, well i figured that much.
yeah.

[Ferzaer]

STFU, you have seven posts.
So?

[Jennurna Gray]

So?
You're a n00b, and n00bs don't have opinions.

[Ferzaer]

You're a n00b, and n00bs don't have opinions.
owh yeah? well, you like to say bad things to other people. it's people like you who ruined the purpose of internet and make it shitty. what's wrong with me sending only less then 10 posts. i just hate getting replies like you just gave me.

[Jennurna Gray]

owh yeah? well, you like to say bad things to other people. it's people like you who ruined the purpose of internet and make it shitty. what's wrong with me sending only less then 10 posts. i just hate getting replies like you just gave me.
Oh my god, you're a fucking drama queen. We all used to be n00bs, I have 400 posts, trust me, it wasn't too long ago. People said shit about ALL of us. If you don't want people to talk shit, you're on the wrong fucking site.

[Ferzaer]

Oh my god, you're a fucking drama queen. We all used to be n00bs, I have 400 posts, trust me, it wasn't too long ago. People said shit about ALL of us. If you don't want people to talk shit, you're on the wrong fucking site.
ok fine thanks for reminding ANYWAY. but you know what, why is that the number of posts had made the issue here? if you want to shit on other people, better about something else because arguing about the number of posts are so immature. sorry yeah. btw, i dont think people will shit on you if you didnt offend anyone, but i guess i was wrong.

[reesa]

sigh...whats the point

[Michifoxx]

haha..i loves these fights.:popcorn:

[argg_xo]

not going to lie, I have nothing better to do. It's nothing personal. I just don't like you.



I hate missing out on stupid noobs. =(
this entire post made me laugh. <3

[raychull]

this entire post made me laugh. <3
<3

[kwsqd]

get a nose job.

[provethatIexist]

shake and fake

[argg_xo]

<3
It seems like this batch of newbies is a very hateful bunch, or did you just piss them all off?

[raychull]

It seems like this batch of newbies is a very hateful bunch, or did you just piss them all off?
a little bit of both.

[vickasaur_xoxo]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?

Just because you both like Chipotle doesn't mean your perfect for each other,
just be yourself, and hopefully he'll like you back.
But considering you where going to base your common interests on Chipotle,
I'm pretty sure he won't feel the same unless you have something mutual to talk about..

[argg_xo]

a little bit of both.
Ok, just checking to make sure you're still doing your job in the PL.

[raychull]

Ok, just checking to make sure you're still doing your job in the PL.
This is my job now? Score.

[argg_xo]

This is my job now? Score.
Someone's gotta regulate!

[Smash Adams]

Someone's gotta regulate!
That's Warren G's job

[ted is lying]

well i ended up talking to him during gym class since niether of us do anything it was wiffel ball day and we just stood in the field. i asked him how his day was going and he got really shy so i took that to mean he likes me too. then i asked if he wanted to go to chipotle after school and he said not today he has guitar pracitce after school (oh my god he's a muscian!!!!) but tomorrow we can!!!!!

i'm so happy!!!!!

and to everyone saying i'm fake or i'm and idiot you need to grow up and realize not all people are like you or stuff.
Well that the fact that we go to this website in particular and not a twilight forum means that most of us are similar I hope this will help you on the path of twilight and tween emo.
www.thetwilightforums.com (http://www.absolutepunk.net/www.thetwilightforums.com)

[TheReckoner]

he's not really popular or anything but he's really dark and mysterious like edward so i really like him (so do all my friends XD). i learned today during math he really likes chipotle well i love it too so this just confirms we're perfect for each other. how can i get him to ask me out or start to talk to me?
OHHHHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD.
Stop posting.

[Nerdy91]

Put out, that usually works.

I would say do this but she'll get knocked up with a twilight obsessed baby.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

1. i'm sorry you people dont like hearing other peoples problems on here guess what this is called PERSONAL LIFE and this is about my PERSONAL LIFE ugh
2. think how you would feel if you had a problem like mine and people came all on here telling you to shut up and how edward isn't good you would be sad too
3. the jokes on ALL OF YOU because were going to chipotle right after school today his mom is coming to pick us up (were both only 14 no driving yet) and were going on a real date unlike YOU LOSERS
4. you don't know how hard it is to deal with these feelings when the last guy you liked turned out to be a complete dick who left and bragged to all his friends and now i don't have much friends becuase of it

[The_Blackout94]

Sorry man, not funny. Good try.


Ahh at least I tried. It was the best I could think of at the time.

[raychull]

Someone's gotta regulate!
I missed being here. =(

[raychull]

1. i'm sorry you people dont like hearing other peoples problems on here guess what this is called PERSONAL LIFE and this is about my PERSONAL LIFE ugh
2. think how you would feel if you had a problem like mine and people came all on here telling you to shut up and how edward isn't good you would be sad too
3. the jokes on ALL OF YOU because were going to chipotle right after school today his mom is coming to pick us up (were both only 14 no driving yet) and were going on a real date unlike YOU LOSERS
4. you don't know how hard it is to deal with these feelings when the last guy you liked turned out to be a complete dick who left and bragged to all his friends and now i don't have much friends becuase of it

1. Yes. But do you know how many annoying people make annoying threads like this?
2. I don't like twilight, and generally, I wouldn't confess my life's problems to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum. So no. I don't think I can relate. Edward sucks.
3. Joke? What joke? And besides, I'd rather not go on a date to some cruddy fast food mexican place.
4. Yeah yeah yeah. One, I'm sorry, but you're fourteen. I don't think the world is going to end because of something some guy says about you. Just trust me on this one.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidrea sons.ytmnd.com

maybe you should visit that. you sound exactly like this type of person.

[yves.]

oh my god, is this bitch serious?

[Smash Adams]

1. Yes. But do you know how many annoying people make annoying threads like this?
2. I don't like twilight, and generally, I wouldn't confess my life's problems to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum. So no. I don't think I can relate. Edward sucks.
3. Joke? What joke? And besides, I'd rather not go on a date to some cruddy fast food mexican place.
4. Yeah yeah yeah. One, I'm sorry, but you're fourteen. I don't think the world is going to end because of something some guy says about you. Just trust me on this one.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidrea sons.ytmnd.com

maybe you should visit that. you sound exactly like this type of person.
Chipoltle is romantic okay! He's gonna give me some of his guacamole then we're gonna hold hands, since kissing on the first date makes you a whore

[ohioforlovers]

Threads like this make me LOL. Can we make AP 16 and ^??...

[raychull]

Chipoltle is romantic okay! He's gonna give me some of his guacamole then we're gonna hold hands, since kissing on the first date makes you a whore
I've decided that simply because of this thread, I have no desire to ever visit a chipotles.

[ohioforlovers]

1. i'm sorry you people dont like hearing other peoples problems on here guess what this is called PERSONAL LIFE and this is about my PERSONAL LIFE ugh
2. think how you would feel if you had a problem like mine and people came all on here telling you to shut up and how edward isn't good you would be sad too
3. the jokes on ALL OF YOU because were going to chipotle right after school today his mom is coming to pick us up (were both only 14 no driving yet) and were going on a real date unlike YOU LOSERS
4. you don't know how hard it is to deal with these feelings when the last guy you liked turned out to be a complete dick who left and bragged to all his friends and now i don't have much friends becuase of it

This really made my day... thank you. Your 14... life sucks at 14. Sorry to tell you. and FYI Edward would not waste his time with an anoying little girl, sorry to bust your bubble. Chipotle sucks.

[raychull]

Threads like this make me LOL. Can we make AP 16 and ^??...
unfortunately, I know seventeen and eighteen year olds who are just as dim.

[ohioforlovers]

unfortunately, I know seventeen and eighteen year olds who are just as dim.

Me too. I was going to say 18^ but I know some kids would probably cut my throat for it. I don't think age really has anything to do with it actually, some people will be stupid and dense when they are 30, this girl could possibly be one of them, poor thing.

[raychull]

Me too. I was going to say 18^ but I know some kids would probably cut my throat for it. I don't think age really has anything to do with it actually, some people will be stupid and dense when they are 30, this girl could possibly be one of them, poor thing.
probably. I know some pretty intelligent fourteen and fifteen year olds as well, so it all really depends on the individual.

[nonamesleft]

S his D.

[<3~~~TWILIGHT]

ok assholes i am pretty smart, i'm in honors classes like honors biology honors algebra honors english 1 etc.

and i won't s his d until i get to know him better that would make me a whore

[Waldorf]

ok assholes i am pretty smart, i'm in honors classes like honors biology honors algebra honors english 1 etc.

and i won't s his d until i get to know him better that would make me a whore

I was in honors in fucking grade 8 too.

So are you gonna make him use condoms or just pull out?

[The Summer Ends]

I was in honors in fucking grade 8 too.

So are you gonna make him use condoms or just pull out?
Did you have honors in middle school? Or did you go to the high school when you were in middle school?

also, lol @ "grade 8"

[Waldorf]

Did you have honors in middle school? Or did you go to the high school when you were in middle school?

also, lol @ "grade 8"

Honors in middle school and straight As through grade 9, so I guess honors then too.
The next year I moved to fuckin' Canada (no hate, though, just sayin' it's a fucking travesty) and it's all gone downhill since.

[The Summer Ends]

I wish my middle school did honors. Instead I just went to the high school for math (sick brag).

[Waldorf]

I wish my middle school did honors. Instead I just went to the high school for math (sick brag).

Wow. That's pretty awesome, actually.

[fake empire]

r u gonna have anal after u get to kno him??

[just.Starla.]

A sequal? Is it about astromonors? cause i'm not sure how you can get a story out of that let alone a sequal
No. This is it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/

[Jennurna Gray]

ok fine thanks for reminding ANYWAY. but you know what, why is that the number of posts had made the issue here? if you want to shit on other people, better about something else because arguing about the number of posts are so immature. sorry yeah. btw, i dont think people will shit on you if you didnt offend anyone, but i guess i was wrong.
Lol, here, sweetie, you have to be a bitch until people learn to like you. I thought the same. And you think I'm being a bitch to you? I wish i had someone like me telling me all this valuable information when i was in your place, but i didn't. I dealt with the shit, which is exactly what you should be doing.

[lostxmyxmind]

Am I the only one who didn't get a lot of shit when she first started posting on this site?

[iAMhollyood315]

HAHAHAHAH you both like chipotle so that means you're perfect for each other. WOW good barometer of how to pick a mate right there.

If you offer him sexual favors he will like you a lot!

lol dude shes 14 haha no girl should want any boyfriend at that age. and seriously this fucking twilight teeny bopper bullshit has got to end that trend sucks and is god awful

[TheSkyline]

MST and lil_slut were the best.

Those were good days.

[Theseventhson]

Chipotle sucks.
TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!

x

[Theseventhson]

ok assholes i am pretty smart, i'm in honors classes like honors biology honors algebra honors english 1 etc.

and i won't s his d until i get to know him better that would make me a whore
LOL at you being in Honors English.

[Theseventhson]

Lol, here, sweetie, you have to be a bitch until people learn to like you. I thought the same. And you think I'm being a bitch to you? I wish i had someone like me telling me all this valuable information when i was in your place, but i didn't. I dealt with the shit, which is exactly what you should be doing.
You're one of the worst posters I've seen on this site.

[Waldorf]

You're one of the worst posters I've seen on this site.

Fuck you, man. She's awesome.

[Jennurna Gray]

You're one of the worst posters I've seen on this site.
I am.
Fuck you, man. She's awesome.
I love you.

[Trilogique]

I am.

I love you.

Hi there. I'm from the internet, and I'm here to inform you that you win the "I have myspace angle pictures and low self esteem!" award.

[Waldorf]

Hi there. I'm from the internet, and I'm here to inform you that you win the "I have myspace angle pictures and low self esteem!" award.

Fuck you, man. She's awesome.

....

[Trilogique]

....

Hi, I'm from the internet and I'm here to give you the-

Wait, hold on. There's something brown on your nose, man!

[The Summer Ends]

....
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/Jay-08/internet-white-knight.jpg

[Waldorf]

Doc, I swear! I got out of the DeLorean and it was like I was in third grade again!

[4N6 science]

lol dude shes 14 haha no girl should want any boyfriend at that age. and seriously this fucking twilight teeny bopper bullshit has got to end that trend sucks and is god awful

yeah I agree. Twilight can suck a huge dick.

[Jennurna Gray]

Hi there. I'm from the internet, and I'm here to inform you that you win the "I have myspace angle pictures and low self esteem!" award.
Hi there. I'm from under your sheets and i'm here to inform you that i'm leaving cos your micro-weenie only entertained me for so long. You also won an award that's called 'I'm too god damned ugly to post a picture of my face!' award.

[Waldorf]

Hi there. I'm from under your sheets and i'm here to inform you that i'm leaving cos your micro-weenie only entertained me for so long. You also won an award that's called 'I'm too god damned ugly to post a picture of my face!' award.

Made me smile.

Honestly, Scotty, fuck off.

[Trilogique]

Hi there. I'm from under your sheets and i'm here to inform you that i'm leaving cos your micro-weenie only entertained me for so long. You also won an award that's called 'I'm too god damned ugly to post a picture of my face!' award.

http://stellarspectral.com/memes/trlht.jpg

What's that? I couldn't hear you over your rage.

[Jennurna Gray]

http://stellarspectral.com/memes/trlht.jpg

What's that? I couldn't hear you over your rage.
Wow, pretty good for only having 80 posts... 80 posts..? What's that oh so famous quote? Oh, yeah..
You're a n00b, you have no opinion. :D

[Trilogique]

Wow, pretty good for only having 80 posts... 80 posts..? What's that oh so famous quote? Oh, yeah..
You're a n00b, you have no opinion. :D

You must be really cool in real life.

"You've only been at this school for a month! You're such a NOOB!"

[argg_xo]

I missed being here. =(
We missed you too child, Welcome Back.

[Jennurna Gray]

You must be really cool in real life.

"You've only been at this school for a month! You're such a NOOB!"
So I've got an idea, why don't we continue this in a PM, because by arguing with you here, I'm actually helping you become less n00by, by raising your number of posts. Wouldn't want that now. Message me if it's important enough to you. :D
And I am pretty great in real life, thanks.

[argg_xo]

Hi there. I'm from the internet, and I'm here to inform you that you win the "I have myspace angle pictures and low self esteem!" award.
I like you, welcome to the PL.
yeah I agree. Twilight can suck a huge dick.
my fb status the other day was, "tj maxx can suck a huge dick". it's like you're reading my mind!

[Trilogique]

So I've got an idea, why don't we continue this in a PM, because by arguing with you here, I'm actually helping you become less n00by, by raising your number of posts. Wouldn't want that now. Message me if it's important enough to you. :D
And I am pretty great in real life, thanks.

It's not important enough to me. But I'm still amused that you find my post count to be even remotely meaningful.

I doubt you are. Myspace angles rock!

[Theseventhson]

Wow, pretty good for only having 80 posts... 80 posts..? What's that oh so famous quote? Oh, yeah..
You're a n00b, you have no opinion. :D
You're a n00b until you reach 1k, so shut up.

[raychull]

We missed you too child, Welcome Back.

All of the PL regulars who were here when I first started posting need to come back. Except for a couple. But other than that, it would be great.

[Trilogique]

I like you, welcome to the PL.


Thanks. I try.

[Trilogique]

You're a n00b until you reach 1k, so shut up.

I like you.

[raychull]

So I've got an idea, why don't we continue this in a PM, because by arguing with you here, I'm actually helping you become less n00by, by raising your number of posts. Wouldn't want that now. Message me if it's important enough to you. :D
And I am pretty great in real life, thanks.

you're officially back on my list of annoyances.
sorry.

try again next year.

[raychull]

You're a n00b until you reach 1k, so shut up.

I like you.

[Trilogique]

you're officially back on my list of annoyances.
sorry.

try again next year.

I like you.

[Waldorf]

"You've only been at this school for a month! You're such a NOOB!"

I still feel like that, and it's been more than a year.

[raychull]

I like you.
thanks. let's be buds.

[Trilogique]

thanks. let's be buds.

Not butt buds though, kay? I'm still a little bruised from the last time I made an internet friend.

They lured me with promises of candy.

[raychull]

Not butt buds though, kay? I'm still a little bruised from the last time I made an internet friend.

They lured me with promises of candy.
Their cake was a lie?



And, sure thing. hahah.


Side rant: I swear to GOD I wish I were a moderator sometimes.

[argg_xo]

All of the PL regulars who were here when I first started posting need to come back. Except for a couple. But other than that, it would be great.
that would be awesome, even if it was just for a day.
Thanks. I try.
You're welcome

[Waldorf]

Side rant: I swear to GOD I wish I were a moderator sometimes.

That's generally how you know you shouldn't be one.

[raychull]

That's generally how you know you shouldn't be one.
your opinion; do not want.

that would be awesome, even if it was just for a day.
seriously.

i'm really starting to become agitated. that's probably a sign i should sign off and go to bed.

[Waldorf]

your opinion; do not want.


seriously.

i'm really starting to become agitated. that's probably a sign i should sign off and go to bed.

Take your ritalin!

[raychull]

Take your ritalin!
I wish I could come up with a witty response right now.
Damnit.

I'm getting a headache.

[Spewk]

I didn't feel like reading all this, but this thread was a joke, right?

[Waldorf]

I wish I could come up with a witty response right now.
Damnit.

I'm getting a headache.

DidIwindidIwinIthinkIwon yaaaaayy

[raychull]

DidIwindidIwinIthinkIwon yaaaaayy
I got one upped by a guy who has a username that reminds me of Good Charlotte. How pathetic.

[argg_xo]

your opinion; do not want.


seriously.

i'm really starting to become agitated. that's probably a sign i should sign off and go to bed.
It's ok, it's just the internet, not srs bizzness