I may or may not have H1N1

[aircourtneys]

So here's the deal starting sunday I have been really sick. It started with a cough and my throat hurt really bad. Last night I got a really high fever of 102.5. Today I have a fever thats 101.5. I haven't puked or anything yet. But when I stand up I get pretty dizzy and my body just aches. Anyone on AP had Swine flu yet? I really don't want to go to the hospital unless I have too.

[Kassie09]

since your fever went down, they wont consider it swine flu. Gotta have a consistently high fever/increasing fever.

[AndrewIcex]

Go to a doctor regardless, do not seek medical advice on Ap.net

It seems to be a lot of people's one stop shop for this kinda stuff, that's a mistake.

[Hohbomb]

You may or may not die.

[kbi the crowing]

Go to a doctor regardless, do not seek medical advice on Ap.net

It seems to be a lot of people's one stop shop for this kinda stuff, that's a mistake.

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You may or may not die.

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[pr0digy]

Regardless, the normal flu is already more deadly than swine flu... It's not a common cold since you do have a fever and body aches...Chances are you do have some sort of flu, I'd def. g2 the docs..Or just get a lot of rest. I have a cold now and basically want to fucking off myself, so I know how you're feeling.

[Hohbomb]

sweet avatar

Thanks G.

[Wait_For_It]

Call your doctor.

[Smash Adams]

There's no evidence that it can't travel across internet tubes so get offline before you kill me

[raychull]

There's no evidence that it can't travel across internet tubes so get offline before you kill me
What if he's on wifi?

[llwilliamsll]

if you're in college, go to your schools medical center

[Smash Adams]

What if he's on wifi?
Who goes to Starbucks when they have swine flu?

[deFobbed14yrs]

nyquil!

[raychull]

Who goes to Starbucks when they have swine flu?
good point. but i'm on wifi in my house.

[Smash Adams]

good point. but i'm on wifi in my house.
I call it wireless at my house,wifi in public, no reason at all for that

[raychull]

I call it wireless at my house,wifi in public, no reason at all for that
true. I didn't really think about that. I don't specifically call it one thing. but yeah.

[tfieldz]

at first i thought the title said "i may or may not have nhl 10"

[Neo Cassady]

Get offline and get to a doctor.




...obligatory :pig:

[beersbeers]

I have had H1n1 for about a week and a half. Sleep and drink lots of water. Don't go to school or out to spread it cus it sucks. Go to your family doctor and not a hospital. Tamaflu is used to suppress the virus and is not given to doctors or hospitals in large quantities. Hospitals tend to have a rule to allow only young children and elderly to get Tamaflu but a family doctor will usually prescribe you to it. Also if you want to wait the three hours in the hospital they wont give you tamaflu, but they will give you hydrocodone syrup which will get you fucked up ha.

[Absurdburd]

H1N1 is overrated

[IanIsSuperRad]

All things considered, every single person in the world "may or may not" have H1N1.

[jmirand1]

Go to a doctor regardless, do not seek medical advice on Ap.net

It seems to be a lot of people's one stop shop for this kinda stuff, that's a mistake.

What are you talking about? Tons of doctors and other medical scientists post on this site everyday.

[jmirand1]

I'm a doctor and it sounds to me like you have swine flu. My advice is to just kill yourself before the symptoms get worse :(

Edit: If this person really does commit suicide, I swear...I was joking! Joking!

[zachff]

Everyone in the world may or may not have swine flu. That's the dumbest phrase out there

[caitlinlee]

I had swine and it started with a horrible cough and the worst headache of my life, then the fever. So I'm gonna say yes you have it, sorry! I just slept for as long as possible basically.

[SophGod]

better start planning the funeral. 96% of people with H1N1 will die from it. FACT.

[billyboatkid]

Drink a lot of water. That's one of the main reasons people are dying because they get to dehydrated.

[AlexEnglish]

i got back from the doctor about an hour ago. i have a confirmed case of h1n1.
just take tamaflu, tylonol and sleep a lot.

[nerdvglc]

i may or may not have had h1n1 already. whatever it was though, it changed to pnemonia (sp?) real fast, so that became my problem. i was prescribed tamiflu, but that was a just in case thing.

[Br&nizzle]

That shit's only three towns over; I might move to a place so cold that no infection could ever live. I'm a little terrified of getting it.

[schenksta]

Everyone in the world may or may not have H1N1

[wroteurname]

Anyone else hoping this was a Waldorf parody of the "my gf gave me a bj/swine" thread?

[Brand-new-123]

Anyone else hoping this was a Waldorf parody of the "my gf gave me a bj/swine" thread?
Just the opposite

[Kyle Huntington]

I had it recently for 2 and a half weeks, dreadful. Just stayed in bed the whole time and took normal flu medicines/slept a lot of the time. Fine now, just a mild cough and still really tired a lot of the time.

[eleven eleven]

Yeah, I've got it. Sounds like you have it too. Sweet deal. Hopefully we will both get better as soon as possible!

[Mesthead!]

Half of my school is sick with a swine flu like thing.

[Waldorf]

Anyone else hoping this was a Waldorf parody of the "my gf gave me a bj/swine" thread?

That thread is too funny on it's own. Doesn't really lend itself to parody.

Hope dude gets better, though. Both of 'em.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

webap

[Plodbax]

Get over it. Its just a flu. I had it took no meds for it and got over it.

[iheartmusic043]

All i can say is go to a doctor and get checked out. I had the same symptoms but it ended up being a sinus infrction/bronchitis/double er infection. So basically I had pretty much everything except swine flu. Swine flu isn't gonna automatically kill you. More people doe from the regular flu and there are alot less news reports about it.

[JustinSxE]

So here's the deal starting sunday I have been really sick. It started with a cough and my throat hurt really bad. Last night I got a really high fever of 102.5. Today I have a fever thats 101.5. I haven't puked or anything yet. But when I stand up I get pretty dizzy and my body just aches. Anyone on AP had Swine flu yet? I really don't want to go to the hospital unless I have too.

You don't have it. Not until you get diarrhea. I got it back in May, and it really wasn't that bad. You'll live. Unless you have a shit immune system.

[ted is lying]

Who goes to Starbucks when they have swine flu?
Dont forget panera bread.

[t_ashley]

Shhhhiiiiit I've been feeling the same way!!!!! but dont worry, my guess is just the flu... probably no that serious.
my temps been live 103.88 for the past 4 days
and i had to call my grandpa to come get me off the high way because my eyesight got really blurry.
i've been dizzy and and have had a horrrrriible cough.
annnnnd ive been sleeping way worst then before....but dont worry, my guess is just the flu... probably no that serious.


take some childrens dimatapp. it says for kids but im telling you, it takes your fever down.

[limepomegranate]

Not that big of a deal. You'll feel sick and like SHIT for a couple of days but you'll be fine. If you get a fever of like 105-106 GO TO THE HOSPITAL. Or if it just keeps rising.

[limepomegranate]

Shhhhiiiiit I've been feeling the same way!!!!! but dont worry, my guess is just the flu... probably no that serious.
my temps been live 103.88 for the past 4 days
and i had to call my grandpa to come get me off the high way because my eyesight got really blurry.
i've been dizzy and and have had a horrrrriible cough.
annnnnd ive been sleeping way worst then before....but dont worry, my guess is just the flu... probably no that serious.


take some childrens dimatapp. it says for kids but im telling you, it takes your fever down.
I LOVE DIMATAP. Haha it tastes like candy best cold medicine EVER.