Which is cooler?

[Nick Hull]

...to settle a dispute.

[Debut_Fin]

zombies

[Theseventhson]

Zombies.

[Brand-new-123]

zombies. obviously.

[jeremypeele]

vampire zombies

[nerdvglc]

zombies everywhere!

[BulleTheory]

zombies obviously.

[BulleTheory]

vampire zombies
that seems kind of redundant

[FullCollaspe]

Zombies ftw

[StrictlyBiznas]

Zombies

[Nick Hull]

Vampires would totally kick Zombies' ass.
you're all wrong.

[LamarVannoy]

Zombies.

[k1guitar]

hahahah love how the dude havin this poll is totally getting shit on.

EDIT: running zombies

[undecidedshrub]

Zombies.

[ataris_kid]

Zombies.

[NateFoundGlory]

Zompires.

[beazer32]

Vambies.


seriously though, zombies.

[sasalukac]

Even though Vampires have been tainted by a certain series that will go unnamed, I will nonetheless fight for the apparently weaker party:

1. They suck neck, much more erotic than eating brain
2. They live to be older than is necessary, whereas Zombies are dead
3. You can still look like a pimp, and even if you suffer from some paleness due to your eternal hatred for the sun, at least you don't have to look like a dead prune.
4. You are still physically normal, and not slowed down by that whole "walking dead" thing
5. You can turn into a god damn bat. What do zombies have to brag about to their friends? Torn clothing?
6. In a typical Zombie movie, those little pansies go down like house-flies, whereas a Vampire movie generally deals with one vampire at a time, and they're usually killed by a wooden stake though the heart... doesn't sound like an easy feat.
7. YOU HAVE A CAPE. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN "WOOSH" NOISES.
8. Let's not lie, the Vampire gets the girl. Sure it may be by force, which some places would have you do 10-15 years for, but at least you get to exchange bodily fluids with girls on a regular basis (sexual innuendo)

check and mate... i should really be writing an essay for school

[reesa]

zombies. i've always dreamed of being chased by one or lots. so thrilling.

[ted is lying]

zombie vampires.

[Shin Akuma]

ZOMBIES FTW ...!!!!!!!! vampires are gay jokes with lots of make up!!! ZOMBIES IS THE SHIT!!!!!!

[Zippedychick]

Vampires

[muttley]

ZOMBIES

[Alex DiVincenzo]

http://allisonkilkenny.files.wordpress.com /2009/03/brains.jpg

[jwicklun]

I've always loved zombies, and vampires used to be cool in my book, but Twilight turned them into whiney little school girls. But it will always be zombies because the only thing on their minds will be brains, not girls.

[samsara]

Zombies!!!!!!!!!

[yellowhouse]

that seems kind of redundant

not really. they're completely different creatures.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

fuck the vamps.

[BulleTheory]

not really. they're completely different creatures.
right, but if you combine vampires and zombies...theyre just going to rip the people apart and eat them anyway...seems redundant.

[Theseventhson]

right, but if you combine vampires and zombies...theyre just going to rip the people apart and eat them anyway...seems redundant.
Vampires sparkle and wear a lot of lipstick, so I don't know what you're talking about.

[re7ard1337]

i personally hate vampires right now just because of the twilight crap, but i would say i have a lot of respect for the original idea of vampires. i guess, the original idea of zombies is kinda lame, but the 28 days later zombies rock socks.

[Jaimehere]

VAMPIRES!(that don't shine when light hits them)

Zombies=no sex= :(

[Nick Hull]

i personally hate vampires right now just because of the twilight crap, but i would say i have a lot of respect for the original idea of vampires. i guess, the original idea of zombies is kinda lame, but the 28 days later zombies rock socks.
For a good reinvention of vampires, check out Guillermo Del Toro / Chuck Hogan's the Strain. It's great.

[Ryzenfall]

Even though Vampires have been tainted by a certain series that will go unnamed, I will nonetheless fight for the apparently weaker party:

1. They suck neck, much more erotic than eating brain
2. They live to be older than is necessary, whereas Zombies are dead
3. You can still look like a pimp, and even if you suffer from some paleness due to your eternal hatred for the sun, at least you don't have to look like a dead prune.
4. You are still physically normal, and not slowed down by that whole "walking dead" thing
5. You can turn into a god damn bat. What do zombies have to brag about to their friends? Torn clothing?
6. In a typical Zombie movie, those little pansies go down like house-flies, whereas a Vampire movie generally deals with one vampire at a time, and they're usually killed by a wooden stake though the heart... doesn't sound like an easy feat.
7. YOU HAVE A CAPE. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN "WOOSH" NOISES.
8. Let's not lie, the Vampire gets the girl. Sure it may be by force, which some places would have you do 10-15 years for, but at least you get to exchange bodily fluids with girls on a regular basis (sexual innuendo)

check and mate... i should really be writing an essay for school

I'm pretty sure most of the people here are talking about the culture behind these two, not which one you'd rather be.

So, zombies all the way.

[abcdefghijake]

If you like Vampires you're probably below the age of 16, so that makes you wrong.

[x1onexwo1fx]

If you like Vampires you're probably below the age of 16, so that makes you wrong.

if this were a month ago, i probably would've voted vampires solely for the fact that i haven't been exposed to zombies much and i've seen almost every popular vampire movie of the past decade (underworld, blade, etc, NOT twilight). then i saw zombieland. even so, i dislike your post. i don't mean to bring this to a personal level, but the only posts i've seen from you were close-minded, demeaning elitism.

[abcdefghijake]

if this were a month ago, i probably would've voted vampires solely for the fact that i haven't been exposed to zombies much and i've seen almost every popular vampire movie of the past decade (underworld, blade, etc, NOT twilight). then i saw zombieland. even so, i dislike your post. i don't mean to bring this to a personal level, but the only posts i've seen from you were close-minded, demeaning elitism.

I do not give a fuck what some Thrice fanboy has to say. Why would you quote me?

[stereokiller]

vampires lost their cred circa twilight.

[x1onexwo1fx]

I do not give a fuck what some Thrice fanboy has to say. Why would you quote me?

you kind of just proved my point. kthxbye.

[abcdefghijake]

you kind of just proved my point. kthxbye.

I just know what your opinions are and do not give a fuck about you it's the internet you dumbass.

[x1onexwo1fx]

I just know what your opinions are and do not give a fuck about you it's the internet you dumbass.

what made you think i gave a fuck? can't i just be bored?

[abcdefghijake]

what made you think i gave a fuck? can't i just be bored?

You obviously cared enough to quote me because you think vampires are cool...

[x1onexwo1fx]

You obviously cared enough to quote me because you think vampires are cool...

wow, now you just made me doubt your intelligence. obviously you can't read.

[abcdefghijake]

wow, now you just made me doubt your intelligence. obviously you can't read.

Yo win man. Cool X's.

[The Fiancee]

zombies are definitely cooler and i'm not just saying that because i have a zombie scene tattooed on my leg but because its true

[kbi the crowing]

...to settle a dispute.

you mean the creatures themselves or which are cooler to kill or which make better movies or wha?

[Say Nothing]

Zombies by a lonshot

[Nick Hull]

you mean the creatures themselves or which are cooler to kill or which make better movies or wha?
the way I see it, by "cooler" I'm saying "which would you rather be?"

[x1onexwo1fx]

the way I see it, by "cooler" I'm saying "which would you rather be?"

i don't think anyone interpreted the question that way.

that being said, i guess i'd still go with zombie.

[Nick Hull]

i don't think anyone interpreted the question that way.

that being said, i guess i'd still go with zombie.
I'm wondering which other ways there are to interpret cool?
You have to appreciate something to think it's cool don't you?
And who could want something more than to be that which they appreciate?

[kbi the crowing]

I'm wondering which other ways there are to interpret cool?
You have to appreciate something to think it's cool don't you?
And who could want something more than to be that which they appreciate?

I don;t think many people would wanna be a zombie, more like wanna kill them

[Nick Hull]

I don;t think many people would wanna be a zombie, more like wanna kill them
In my head, again, I'm picturing zombies in a 28 days later-esque fashion, which wasn't even technically zombies, but whatever.
Thinking of it as a way of killing works, too. I would have fun, and difficulty, killing Vampires.

[kbi the crowing]

In my head, again, I'm picturing zombies in a 28 days later-esque fashion, which wasn't even technically zombies, but whatever.
Thinking of it as a way of killing works, too. I would have fun, and difficulty, killing Vampires.

I can't vote haha

[x1onexwo1fx]

I'm wondering which other ways there are to interpret cool?
You have to appreciate something to think it's cool don't you?
And who could want something more than to be that which they appreciate?

yeah, i agree with what you're saying about cool as far as "i want to be like that guy he's so cool," but who wants to be undead? even though i'd much rather be bitten by a zombie than a vampire, i'd still prefer life, thank you very much.

i initially took the question more from the standpoint of which do you more enjoy the portrayal of in movies and books and such. another possible interpretation is which mythology do you prefer. the idea of which would you rather become didn't really cross my mind.

edit: as far as killing goes, you can only be so creative when killing a vampire. a stake? silver? sunlight? you can kill zombies with pretty much anything. the guy in zombieland did it with a fricking frying pan.

[Nick Hull]

yeah, i agree with what you're saying about cool as far as "i want to be like that guy he's so cool," but who wants to be undead? even though i'd much rather be bitten by a zombie than a vampire, i'd still prefer life, thank you very much.

i initially took the question more from the standpoint of which do you more enjoy the portrayal of in movies and books and such. another possible interpretation is which mythology do you prefer. the idea of which would you rather become didn't really cross my mind.

edit: as far as killing goes, you can only be so creative when killing a vampire. a stake? silver? sunlight? you can kill zombies with pretty much anything. the guy in zombieland did it with a fricking frying pan.
The poll is obviously open to interpretation, and I am fine with people making decisions based upon personal opinions based on the media, as long as they have the majority of the situation understood. I don't mind if people vote zombie, because obviously I don't expect everyone to agree with me. What bothers me is that I know many people will vote zombie solely because of the Twilight series...which I, as well as I assume they, have not even read, but assume must suck to go along with the trend. I hate society in general because they've been blinded by the media rather than coming to their own opinions in nearly all situations. Everyone just seems to want to be a part of a clique, rather than just being themselves. But yeah...vampires, haha.

[NateGolubiewski]

Zombies by far.

[blue_bedlight]

Zombies.

Vampires became dead to me when Twilight came out.

[Oddpac87]

Anyone who votes vampires needs to stop reading Twilight and/or watching True Blood and get better taste.

[dartanian=gods]

Is this some Twilight bullshit? Zombies all the way.

[x1onexwo1fx]

what's with all the vampire hate directed towards twilight? i don't see anyone hating on the better stuff like blade, underworld, buffy, etc. it's like people are only voting against vampires because of twilight, without really considering anything else.

or zombies are just that much cooler.

[Toothache]

vampires are gay now.

[EvilZeppelin]

Vampires..... used to be until Twilight made them all sad and depressed like Hawthorne Heights album cover.

[zachff]

Zomg!

[zachff]

Vampires..... used to be until Twilight made them all sad and depressed like Hawthorne Heights album cover.
hahahhaha awesome

[Poe-tryGirl]

Vampires 'cause I'm 16.

[x1onexwo1fx]

so um, how bout them vampires, huh?

this one looks kind of promising. kind of. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/

[sokonfused]

dude. zombies. duh. used to be vampires like anne rice status, but twilight pretty much killed anything cool about them.

[Mochem]

Is anyone else getting really fucking tired of all this zombie shit? There's like, a million zombie games (Nazi Zombies, Zombies vs. Plants, Zombie Tycoon), movies, t shirts, etc. that have come out in the past few months. I like some of those zombie things, but people are just getting lazy and using it as a go-to subject because they know they'll get geek-cred and popularity just because their product has something to do with zombies. It's ridiculous. At least there's only like three vampire things. Anyway, vampires beat zombies in spite of Twilight. I don't even count that as a legitimate vampire thing.

[pennie]

Zombie movies are always great to watch.Also, Zombie games always scare the shit out of me.

[paul12091]

Zombies!

[Parabola1124]

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I voted zombies.

[KingJohn_654]

vampires can S my Zombie D