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x1onexwo1fx
10/20/09, 10:44 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=55902452#post55902 452

meh.
PunkRocks
10/21/09, 12:06 AM
In a fist fight? Lacey. Not only does that dude have some obvious pent-up rage, but he's just scrappy as hell to begin with.
jeremypeele
10/21/09, 08:20 AM
In a fist fight? Batman, obviously.
Alex DiVincenzo
10/21/09, 11:14 AM
Lacey because he's angsty.
IceAge/HeatWave
10/21/09, 11:19 AM
definitely not nolan. as much as i love the guy.
NateFoundGlory
10/21/09, 11:56 AM
Either way Adam Lazzara is getting his ass kicked.
x1onexwo1fx
10/21/09, 12:49 PM
Either way Adam Lazzara is getting his ass kicked.

yes, but if they were allowed weapons, adam lazzara would be armed with a swinging mic... long range ftw?
NateFoundGlory
10/21/09, 01:10 PM
yes, but if they were allowed weapons, adam lazzara would be armed with a swinging mic... long range ftw?

Or at least a crack pipe :-d

I kid.
E. Clectic
10/21/09, 01:11 PM
yes, but if they were allowed weapons, adam lazzara would be armed with a swinging mic... long range ftw?

But Lacey has the ability to throw expensive guitars at high velocities and long distances...

Altough Lazzara does have the weight advantage seeing that he is kind of a fatty now.

And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.
Poe-tryGirl
10/21/09, 01:36 PM
Lacey.
Theseventhson
10/21/09, 02:03 PM
Lacey would probably win, although it'd pretty much be him and Adam.
Say Nothing
10/21/09, 02:12 PM
I mean, no matter what, Lacey will win this poll lol
Hay
10/21/09, 02:51 PM
But Lacey has the ability to throw expensive guitars at high velocities and long distances...

Altough Lazzara does have the weight advantage seeing that he is kind of a fatty now.

And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.

lol
x1onexwo1fx
10/21/09, 03:26 PM
But Lacey has the ability to throw expensive guitars at high velocities and long distances...

Altough Lazzara does have the weight advantage seeing that he is kind of a fatty now.

And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.

Lacey would probably win, although it'd pretty much be him and Adam.

yup.
Yellowcard2006
10/21/09, 07:48 PM
Jesse is probably off starting fist fights vs. fences in his backyard

But I still put my money on Jesse, he seems like he has a lot of emotions to let out.

Wait though if Adam brings a Microphone. It's all over. EDIT: I thought of this joke before I read the thread, k
MoChroi
10/21/09, 10:42 PM
I feel like they'd all suck at fighting
andthetruthwill
10/22/09, 06:39 AM
Fred would waste them all. Though I think Adam would put up a good fight.
Holly HoX!
10/22/09, 08:25 AM
well what do you know
threepunchjim
10/22/09, 12:53 PM
i'm pretty sure all the aforementioned know Batman is actually millionaire and Gotham darling Bruce Wayne, so I imagine they could all blackmail Batty's ass...or Batman would just kill them all.
Lightsout911X
10/22/09, 09:12 PM
But Lacey has the ability to throw expensive guitars at high velocities and long distances...

Altough Lazzara does have the weight advantage seeing that he is kind of a fatty now.

And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.

I laughed.
Clark
10/23/09, 12:34 AM
And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.
I approve of this comment.
abcdefghijake
10/23/09, 06:20 AM
If axel saw rex on the road with a flat tire, do you think he would stop?
yellowhouse
10/23/09, 06:29 AM
But Lacey has the ability to throw expensive guitars at high velocities and long distances...

Altough Lazzara does have the weight advantage seeing that he is kind of a fatty now.

And Nolan and Fred would probably leave as soon as the fight was getting good, to start some lesser, smaller scale fights.

Hahahaha
jordalsh
10/23/09, 06:44 AM
John Nolan would kick all their asses
tinylilnative
10/23/09, 07:35 AM
...is it safe to say a great album could come out of this??
Debut_Fin
10/23/09, 10:12 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8908709/Jesse+Lacey+jesusfuckjesse.jpg
HoldThatSound
10/23/09, 10:21 PM
Vote for NOLAN haha
x1onexwo1fx
10/23/09, 10:34 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8908709/Jesse+Lacey+jesusfuckjesse.jpg

mmm, jesse's banana.

...no pun intended?
Sventhegreat
10/24/09, 10:31 AM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8908709/Jesse+Lacey+jesusfuckjesse.jpg

He's ready to throw down.
HometownHero
10/24/09, 12:36 PM
This thread is delivering the lulz
NervousDestiny
10/24/09, 05:57 PM
I was going to vote Jesse Lacey and then I saw Batman. But...Jesse Lacey is still winning. I shouldn't be surprised.
SuNDaYSTaR
10/25/09, 01:13 AM
Jesse is probably off starting fist fights vs. fences in his backyardI was waiting for this one, thank you.
HelloxAlone
10/25/09, 06:42 PM
Go Batman.
xjdizzle
10/25/09, 08:13 PM
Well neither of these guys seem like they would ever pick a fight or been in one. Idk lol but Fred looks like he could be one of those serial killers because you cant really get a grip on his personality.
CollectiveConfusion
10/26/09, 12:13 PM
john nolan in a landslide
x13looDx
10/26/09, 12:47 PM
they're all pretty small guys, so i picked fred, cause of the beard
Theseventhson
10/26/09, 01:04 PM
they're all pretty small guys, so i picked fred, cause of the beard
Adam's a pretty big guy.
x1onexwo1fx
10/26/09, 02:16 PM
they're all pretty small guys, so i picked fred, cause of the beard

i think in recent pics nolan has a beard.
lbc182
10/26/09, 10:12 PM
You guys ever met Lacey? I have met them all and Lacey is the smallest for sure! Plus Adam tried to kick my ass at warped tour chicago about 5 years ago. he has a temper! ha
x1onexwo1fx
10/26/09, 10:21 PM
You guys ever met Lacey? I have met them all and Lacey is the smallest for sure! Plus Adam tried to kick my ass at warped tour chicago about 5 years ago. he has a temper! ha

i think in this situation lacey is the equivalent of yoda. small, but can kick ass.
lbc182
10/27/09, 09:13 PM
i think in this situation lacey is the equivalent of yoda. small, but can kick ass.

Touché
muttley
10/28/09, 06:32 PM
lol at everyone who didn't vote for Batman.
aoftbsten
10/28/09, 07:48 PM
Not really a fair fight, I feel like they would all gain up on Adam. Even Batman, he's probably pissed because Adam always repped Spider-Man's suit and never Batman's.
x1onexwo1fx
10/28/09, 09:28 PM
Not really a fair fight, I feel like they would all gain up on Adam. Even Batman, he's probably pissed because Adam always repped Spider-Man's suit and never Batman's.

so instead of answering the question of who would win the fight, you pointed out who would be the most beaten? nice.
aoftbsten
10/28/09, 10:00 PM
so instead of answering the question of who would win the fight, you pointed out who would be the most beaten? nice.

Well, if it's really that important to you, Batman would win. Next would be Jesse Lacey based solely on this photo were he looks like a boxer: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8908709/Jesse+Lacey+jesusfuckjesse.jpg

I was just saying, if everyone's still holding grudges, Adam's screwed because the only one who could take them all on at one is probably Batman, and Batman's against him too. Therefore, not a fair fight.

Hope you can sleep sound now that I've given you this vital information. :thumbup:
x1onexwo1fx
10/28/09, 10:03 PM
Well, if it's really that important to you, Batman would win. Next would be Jesse Lacey based solely on this photo were he looks like a boxer: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8908709/Jesse+Lacey+jesusfuckjesse.jpg

I was just saying, if everyone's still holding grudges, Adam's screwed because the only one who could take them all on at one is probably Batman, and Batman's against him too. Therefore, not a fair fight.

Hope you can sleep sound now that I've given you this vital information. :thumbup:

this must be the twentieth time i've seen this photo, but...

is he eating a banana in the men's restroom?????

now that's vital information.
aoftbsten
10/28/09, 10:11 PM
this must be the twentieth time i've seen this photo, but...

is he eating a banana in the men's restroom?????

now that's vital information.

5DVWys25bXs
VIVALAMATT
10/28/09, 10:33 PM
Adam Lazzara is on coke, so he'd probably beat Lacey and Nolan. Fred would never fight anyone. None could beat Batman.
x1onexwo1fx
10/29/09, 06:38 AM
5DVWys25bXs

win.
denissuxx
10/29/09, 06:43 AM
Oh. Of course, AP fanboys vote Lacey
Chris92
10/29/09, 09:36 AM
Nolan.
Dude has a beard.
blue_bedlight
10/30/09, 05:52 PM
Arkham Asylum Batman can whoop all their asses. At once. Naked.
E. Clectic
10/31/09, 02:34 AM
Arkham Asylum Batman can whoop all their asses. At once. Naked.

But naked he is no longer Batman.
It's a symbol, w/o it he is just billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Haha
blue_bedlight
10/31/09, 11:15 AM
But naked he is no longer Batman.
It's a symbol, w/o it he is just billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Haha
Touche.
BlackAxxe
10/31/09, 05:08 PM
i have a sneaky suspicion nolan would go fucking bat shit insane when it came to fighting these dudes.
Pawan1993
10/31/09, 06:57 PM
Nanananana Batman!!
AMackChuck
11/01/09, 08:20 AM
George Clooney Batman? Or Christian Bale?
eags2
11/01/09, 11:31 AM
lacey because fred would leave then talk shit and then there would be a rematch
eags2
11/01/09, 11:33 AM
George Clooney Batman? Or Christian Bale?

val kilmer
x1onexwo1fx
11/01/09, 02:11 PM
val kilmer

adam west
miketheauthor
11/06/09, 08:23 AM
Seems as though Lacey would fuck batmans bitch ass up!