sex help

[selftitled85]

so my penis...its supposed to go in the vagina right?

[SonEric84]

hahahhahhaa

[LostSymphonies]

no, anus

[xearlynovemberx]

no, anus

wrong! apple pie

[cris545]

wrong! apple pie
ROB! I haven't seen you in ages

[Broken Parachute]

so my penis...its supposed to go in the vagina right?

What's a penis?

[Bishop]

No, you conduct with it.

[TheByrus]

stick it in the ears.

[xearlynovemberx]

ROB! I haven't seen you in ages

here i am!

[cris545]

here i am!

miss you :(

[xearlynovemberx]

miss you :(

i missed you more:(

[TheByrus]

srsly.

the ears.

[xearlynovemberx]

srsly.

the ears.

earmuffs

[hubbabubbal3ts]

just pick a hole, i'm sure it'll be fine.

[open mind]

just pick a hole, i'm sure it'll be fine.
i say the eyes are where it's at.
i mean really pick, make, what's the difference?

[trever]

makes sense?

[dashboard1190]

what's this "penis" you speak of!?

[Broken Parachute]

what's this "penis" you speak of!?

I'm still trying to figure this out.

[FallenConcept]

ahh this conversation reminds me of a story well here it goes. I am standing next to my friend Matt and some kid comes up and goes "your bands music made my ears orgasm" to which Matt responds "did they cum?" good times good times.

[dashboard1190]

I'm still trying to figure this out.

haha there was this kid in like 8th grade who didn't know what an orgasm was so he asked his mom. She didn't answer so he looked it up in the dictionary.

And then today my friend (we're 15/16) asked "how do girls masturbate" and I just kind of giggled to myself because I knew he was serious.

[Broken Parachute]

haha there was this kid in like 8th grade who didn't know what an orgasm was so he asked his mom. She didn't answer so he looked it up in the dictionary.

And then today my friend (we're 15/16) asked "how do girls masturbate" and I just kind of giggled to myself because I knew he was serious.

hahahaha dumb kids these days.

[dashboard1190]

hahahaha dumb kids these days.

haha the kid who didn't know about female masturbation is uber catholic and really sheltered, but still.

[selftitled85]

haha the kid who didn't know about female masturbation is uber catholic and really sheltered, but still.
crazy religious kids.

[goodbye baby]

lmao, or mouth. right?

[xTJx]

lmao, or mouth. right?

Do you prefer it in the mouth?

[goodbye baby]

Do you prefer it in the mouth?

hmm, doesnt eveyone?

[xTJx]

hmm, doesnt eveyone?

I should take a page out of Nick Lopez's book:...wanna go steady?

[goodbye baby]

Take a page out of Nick Lopez's book:...wanna go steady?

lol...wait, i dont think i get it. But on another thing, i dont get why eveyone wouldn't. ya know? Geesh, way to make myself sound like a slut i guess.

by the way i added you on myspace. & now way to make myself seem like a loser.

[xTJx]

lol...wait, i dont think i get it. But on another thing, i dont get why eveyone wouldn't. ya know? Geesh, way to make myself sound like a slut i guess.

by the way i added you on myspace. & now way to make myself seem like a loser.

Sorry I wasn't more clear...I think we should go steady. What are you thoughts on that?

Yeah I just noticed the M-S add, it's all good in my books

[goodbye baby]

Sorry I wasn't more clear...I think we should go steady. What are you thoughts on that?

Yeah I just noticed the M-S add, it's all good in my books

no need to be sorry, its my fault. The blonde in me really shows itself sometimes.

now about us going steady, hmm sounds like a wonderful deal to me.

<3

[xTJx]

no need to be sorry, its my fault. The blonde in me really shows itself sometimes.

now about us going steady, hmm sounds like a wonderful deal to me.

<3

Excellent. I couldn't be happier.

[goodbye baby]

Excellent. I couldn't be happier.
so does this mean we can have sex on every surface in the house now??
Pretty please?

[xTJx]

so does this mean we can have sex on every surface in the house now??
Pretty please?

Absolutely! Where first?

[goodbye baby]

Absolutely! Where first?
hmm, lets start outside first. Yeah outside in the pool should be stop one

[xTJx]

hmm, lets start outside first. Yeah outside in the pool should be stop one

You have a pool?!

[lucky_krystle]

hmm, lets start outside first. Yeah outside in the pool should be stop one

oh honey... you dont want tj, he is an e-whore!

i kid i kid! <3

[goodbye baby]

You have a pool?!

lmao, yeah.

[xTJx]

lmao, yeah.

I'm all for going down by the pool ;)

[xTJx]

oh honey... you dont want tj, he is an e-whore!

i kid i kid! <3

bitch please.

[lucky_krystle]

bitch please.

bitch, please me!

[goodbye baby]

I'm all for going down by the pool ;)
good, because it's pretty darn fun.

[xTJx]

bitch, please me!

Damn you grammar

[xTJx]

good, because it's pretty darn fun.

I can honestly say that it'd be my first time...I trust you'll treat me well?

[lucky_krystle]

Damn you grammar

bitch please!

[goodbye baby]

oh honey... you dont want tj, he is an e-whore!

i kid i kid! <3

e-whore..gross gross. ;) oh i guess it's okay

[lucky_krystle]

anyone down for a chlorine douche raise their hand!

*thinks about raising hand, then decides to see who raises theirs first*

[goodbye baby]

I can honestly say that it'd be my first time...I trust you'll treat me well?

well duh silly

[goodbye baby]

anyone down for a chlorine douche raise their hand!

*thinks about raising hand, then decides to see who raises theirs first*

wait...what?

[xTJx]

bitch please!

Your jealously can't disrupt the bond between myself and Mer!

[lucky_krystle]

wait...what?

hahaha.

do you get it?

[goodbye baby]

Your jealously can't disrupt the bond between myself and Mer!

exactly

[xTJx]

wait...what?

Don't listen to her baby

[goodbye baby]

hahaha.

do you get it?

not really. break it down

[lucky_krystle]

Your jealously can't disrupt the bond between myself and Mer!

me? jealous? you are the jealous one because now that i have entered the room, she is distracted and you arent getting all of her attention. shame on you tj! learn to share! (especially the hot ones! sheesh!)

[xTJx]

me? jealous? you are the jealous one because now that i have entered the room, she is distracted and you arent getting all of her attention. shame on you tj! learn to share! (especially the hot ones! sheesh!)

I think she wants me all to herself..

[lucky_krystle]

not really. break it down


sex + chlorinated water = chorine douche.

its impossible to have pool sex without having chlorine all up inside you.

[goodbye baby]

oh the drama

[goodbye baby]

sex + chlorinated water = chorine douche.

its impossible to have pool sex without having chlorine all up inside you.

i dont have chlorine in my pool. its ionized


cant let my blonde hair get green. gross

[lucky_krystle]

I think she wants me all to herself..

oh baby, you think you are that much of a catch now do ya?

well, she can have you. its ok. its a loss i am going to have to learn to live with. :shake:

[xTJx]

oh the drama

Where do you want to do it after the pool? Stamina is my middle name

[lucky_krystle]

i dont have chlorine in my pool. its ionized


cant let my blonde hair get green. gross

haha. well i have never had blonde hair, nor would it ever look decent on me.

however, i have never heard of ionized pool. what does it do?

[goodbye baby]

Where do you want to do it after the pool? Stamina is my middle name

hmm, i'll let you pick loco number 2

[lucky_krystle]

Where do you want to do it after the pool? Stamina is my middle name

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[xTJx]

hmm, i'll let you pick loco number 2

Kitchen table? I think it would be funny to do it where the rest of your family eats

[goodbye baby]

haha. well i have never had blonde hair, nor would it ever look decent on me.

however, i have never heard of ionized pool. what does it do?

put iron in the pool i think or some shit so that the water doesnt get all gross and stuff.

[goodbye baby]

Kitchen table? I think it would be funny to do it where the rest of your family eats

it is funny

its also funny to do it in somebody elses bed. like there brother or sisters, or parents.

[xTJx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You've never experienced that, or the :la:

[xTJx]

it is funny

its also funny to do it in somebody elses bed. like there brother or sisters, or parents.

We can do it in every bed in your house...that doesn't bother me

[goodbye baby]

We can do it in every bed in your house...that doesn't bother me

woo party.
shower?

[xTJx]

woo party.
shower?

Only if I can soap you up as well

[lucky_krystle]

You've never experienced that, or the :la:

its ok. i can easily live without.

put iron in the pool i think or some shit so that the water doesnt get all gross and stuff.

interesting. so does it kill all the germs and bacteria like chlorine does?

[goodbye baby]

Only if I can soap you up as well

hmm, sure. Why not

[lucky_krystle]

tag team baby, coming strrrraight atcha!

[goodbye baby]

its ok. i can easily live without.



interesting. so does it kill all the germs and bacteria like chlorine does?


i think so. well i hope so too

[xTJx]

hmm, sure. Why not

You seem not so interested in that :(

[goodbye baby]

You seem not so interested in that :(

very interested.
dont get sad and cry. i'll cry

[xTJx]

very interested.
dont get sad and cry. i'll cry

I'm not sad...I'm just thinking of things to do to you

:fuck:

[lucky_krystle]

so this thread is about sex help.

so what do you need help with tj?

getting it up?

[goodbye baby]

I'm not sad...I'm just thinking of things to do to you

:fuck:

:wow:

[xTJx]

so this thread is about sex help.

so what do you need help with tj?

getting it up?

No, I need help on ideas of what to do to my lovely girl

[goodbye baby]

so this thread is about sex help.

so what do you need help with tj?

getting it up?

nope. he doesnt. no worries

[lucky_krystle]

nope. he doesnt. no worries

haha. i like you.

cool n00b imo.

[xTJx]

:wow:
:eyetits:

[lucky_krystle]

No, I need help on ideas of what to do to my lovely girl

hmm.... headstand?

[goodbye baby]

haha. i like you.

cool n00b imo.

woo, best friends? slumber party?

[lucky_krystle]

woo, best friends? slumber party?

yaaaay!!!

we can watch chick flicks, have pillow fights in our pjs, bake cookies, and talk boys!
alllll night long!

[xTJx]

hmm.... headstand?

Hmm...I could try that!

[wyverna]

yaaaay!!!

we can watch chick flicks, have pillow fights in our pjs, bake cookies, and talk boys!
alllll night long!

I want in!

[xTJx]

On a side note: I'm going to get my hair cut today...suggestion from my baby girl?

[goodbye baby]

yaaaay!!!

we can watch chick flicks, have pillow fights in our pjs, bake cookies, and talk boys!
alllll night long!

now doesnt that sound like fun

[goodbye baby]

yaaaay!!!

we can watch chick flicks, have pillow fights in our pjs, bake cookies, and talk boys!
alllll night long!

oops i forgot we can go swimming too

[goodbye baby]

On a side note: I'm going to get my hair cut today...suggestion from my baby girl?

im bad with hair suggestions..well yeah it depends. whatever. surprise me

[goodbye baby]

I want in!

you got it

[xTJx]

im bad with hair suggestions..well yeah it depends. whatever. surprise me

Done and done.

[goodbye baby]

lets all have an aim chat. yes?

[lucky_krystle]

woohoo! us three girls.... NO BOYS.... sweetness!

[xTJx]

lets all have an aim chat. yes?

My aim doesn't work :(

[xTJx]

woohoo! us three girls.... NO BOYS.... sweetness!

You hurt my feelings..

[lucky_krystle]

lets all have an aim chat. yes?

awww, i am at work, you can invite me to a chat, but im not sure how much i will be able to pay attention to it. my aim is krystleb630 (i am soooo original, eh?)

[lucky_krystle]

You hurt my feelings..

and thats the way the cookie crumbles...

if it makes you feel any better, we can talk about you!

[xTJx]

and thats the way the cookie crumbles...

if it makes you feel any better, we can talk about you!

No! I'm done with you!

Mer is my girl.

[goodbye baby]

im cold....
and sad, some much hate here.

[goodbye baby]

and im sad...myspace is dead right now.

[xTJx]

im cold....
and sad, some much hate here.

I'll warm you up baby.

There's no hate her, Krystal's just being difficult

[lucky_krystle]

and im sad...myspace is dead right now.

add me (http://www.myspace.com/queenkrysbee)

[lucky_krystle]

I'll warm you up baby.

There's no hate her, Krystal's just being difficult

::ahem!:: WHO? is being difficult??? you totally did that on purpose you ass!

[xTJx]

::ahem!:: WHO? is being difficult??? you totally did that on purpose you ass!

What ever did I do?

[goodbye baby]

add me (http://www.myspace.com/queenkrysbee)

added you.
you're really pretty

[goodbye baby]

::ahem!:: WHO? is being difficult??? you totally did that on purpose you ass!

:[ i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

wait...you cant be my dad. scratched that

[lucky_krystle]

added you.
you're really pretty

awwwwe, well thank you darling!
<333

[xTJx]

:[ i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

wait...you cant be my dad. scratched that

Yeah that'd be just weird...but if you want to call me daddy, I guess I could get into that

[lucky_krystle]

mer you are too adorable. i love that pic of your reflection in the car window. its gorgeous!

[goodbye baby]

Yeah that'd be just weird...but if you want to call me daddy, I guess I could get into that

oh wow....thats a little...just..YIKES

[lucky_krystle]

Yeah that'd be just weird...but if you want to call me daddy, I guess I could get into that

"i love it when you call me big papa"

[goodbye baby]

mer you are too adorable. i love that pic of your reflection in the car window. its gorgeous!

aww thanks. <3

[xTJx]

"i love it when you call me big papa"

Great tune...

[goodbye baby]

"i love it when you call me big papa"

lmao...

[wyverna]

woohoo! us three girls.... NO BOYS.... sweetness!

girls' night in

I want to be a part of this thread :)

[lucky_krystle]

girls' night in

I want to be a part of this thread :)

a thread is just a thread.

but a thread with grace is a cutiexcore thread! ;)

[xTJx]

I guess that's my cue to leave this thread... :(

[goodbye baby]

I guess that's my cue to leave this thread... :(

dont leave my aids infected love bug

[lucky_krystle]

dont leave my aids infected love bug

Hahaha... that was amazing!

[wyverna]

a thread is just a thread.

but a thread with grace is a cutiexcore thread! ;)

:aimhalo:

[xTJx]

dont leave my aids infected love bug

aww ok, I guess I can stay for a little bit longer then

[lucky_krystle]

:aimhalo:

is your top secre thread the ninjas or something else?

i am saddened that the ninjas have fallen apart. we need to reinstate it.

[goodbye baby]

:woot: aww ok, I guess I can stay for a little bit longer then

[xTJx]

:woot:

:fuck:

[goodbye baby]

:fuck:


woo hoo

[wyverna]

is your top secre thread the ninjas or something else?

i am saddened that the ninjas have fallen apart. we need to reinstate it.

no, it's not the ninjas

but we should totally revive them

[lucky_krystle]

woo hoo

he only wants sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with him

[xTJx]

he only wants sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with him

weak.

[wyverna]

so i was going through the forums... ( i am a dork and have ap open in two windows)

quick! edit that! no one can know where it is!

[goodbye baby]

he only wants sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with him

oh know.

that's a good song...pete=hottie

[xTJx]

quick! edit that! no one can know where it is!

Are you talking about your "For the elite" thread?

[lucky_krystle]

quick! edit that! no one can know where it is!

ooops, done.


dont you find it ironic that i came across that? i was like what is this thread? and i was reading through the most recent page. and i was thinking to myself "no way did i just come across this!"


sure enough i did. but i will leave you guys alone there and wont tell anyone its there. promise.

[wyverna]

Are you talking about your "For the elite" thread?

yes. yes, I am.

[lucky_krystle]

oh know.

that's a good song...pete=hottie

meh.... he's aight.

[lucky_krystle]

Are you talking about your "For the elite" thread?

what gave it away?

[xTJx]

what gave it away?

Everything

[xTJx]

oh know.

that's a good song...pete=hottie

Some people say I look like him...

not really

[wyverna]

oh know.

that's a good song...pete=hottie

pete wentz is amazing. incredibly hot in the sixteen candles video. I saw FOB live last Saturday :D

[goodbye baby]

Some people say I look like him...

not really

hmm, okay sure. maybe

those pictures of him naked. wowziers

[goodbye baby]

pete wentz is amazing. incredibly hot in the sixteen candles video. I saw FOB live last Saturday :D

i saw them a few weeks ago.

i know he is hot in that one. doing the flip in the air. damn

[xTJx]

hmm, okay sure. maybe

those pictures of him naked. wowziers

Did you touch yourself to them?

[lucky_krystle]

Did you touch yourself to them?

no more than you did

[xTJx]

I'm tired of Krystal being a mean jerk to me, so I'm leaving.

Mer, I'll talk to you later baby!

[wyverna]

i saw them a few weeks ago.

i know he is hot in that one. doing the flip in the air. damn

oh, I know, he's incredibly hot. one of the only guys that makes me go all 14 year old fangirl.

[goodbye baby]

Did you touch yourself to them?

oh yeah you know it.
i did print them and hand them out in Target with some friends

[goodbye baby]

I'm tired of Krystal being a mean jerk to me, so I'm leaving.

Mer, I'll talk to you later baby!

bye
you know where to find me. Myspace and well aim if it works for you

[lucky_krystle]

I'm tired of Krystal being a mean jerk to me, so I'm leaving.

Mer, I'll talk to you later baby!

come on tj, i am only joking with you! you can dish it back to me, srsly!

[xTJx]

Haha I love that once I leave this thread, it dies

[goodbye baby]

because you are the thread.
lol

I'm going swimming. we should talk tonight. msn?

[glamroxx]

It'd be rude to talk about you when you're not here