Fleshlight

[Meeze]

What is a Fleshlight? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight)

http://www.silkandrubber.co.uk/fleshlight.jpg

[x13looDx]

why?

[voncorn]

Where's the "Unconscious 15 year old homecoming date in dark alley way" option?

[I'm DC]

my friend and I were just talking about these the other day haha

[Smeee]

Erm... do people seriously buy these?

[Theseventhson]

Or I can put my penis in a real vagina.

[Say Nothing]

Wow...lol

[Corgkowznor]

Or I can put my penis in a real vagina.

Agreed, I much prefer this method.

[five inch taint]

I should get one. I am running out of socks.

[AussieBoy]

just the bumhole one prob, :D

[wendjiqn]

i picked yes.

[fallingapart101]

I my three friends own one. I don't know why they own them, they have girlfriends. My friend's is called latino heat it is apparently ribbed.

[kbi the crowing]

no, partly because I wouldn't want to clean it. more so because I'd rather actually get laid.

[doppelganger]

thatd be embarrassing to be caught with

[JordanBuell]

no, partly because I wouldn't want to clean it. more so because I'd rather actually get laid.


damn! didnt think of that. that would be disgusting!

[kbi the crowing]

damn! didnt think of that. that would be disgusting!

precisely my fellow rochesterian

[IceAge/HeatWave]

Where's the "Unconscious 15 year old homecoming date in dark alley way" option?

so wrong, but i chuckled.

[thehereaway]

Can't you just get a girlfriend or use your own hand?

[kdefrisc]

I my three friends own one. I don't know why they own them, they have girlfriends. My friend's is called latino heat it is apparently ribbed.

Something about this seems racist.

[fallingapart101]

Something about this seems racist.

Your telling me. There is actually three different kinds, and if you heard them you would think that. I forget them, but the latino one is definately ribbed,

[Tim Lincecum]

i want it just to see what its like, but just like with real pussy, I'd never pay for it

[friskycurtain]

i want it just to see what its like, but just like with real pussy, I'd never pay for it

So you can borrow a buddy's fleshlight and try it out...lol

[Holly HoX!]

Seriously?

[Holly HoX!]

So you can borrow a buddy's fleshlight and try it out...lol

hahahha

[Krs-One]

why

[tonighttonight0]

If someone walks in on you it just looks like you're fucking a flashlight.

No.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

The things are too expensive. I want to start a refurbished fleshlight company.

[Debut_Fin]

http://static.fleshjack.com/images/cockula/cans.png

[Theseventhson]

Jerk off machine thing
Why would the teeth be sticking out like that?

[Debut_Fin]

Why would the teeth be sticking out like that?

because its cockula, obviously

[sleepyseanzzz]

I should get one. I am running out of socks.

youre 33 you should try to get the real thing no offense

[SuNDaYSTaR]

My hand's doing it for me.

[five inch taint]

youre 33 you should try to get the real thing no offense

It was a joke.

[drawndead]

great idea! but not for me!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jco3]

Erm... do people seriously buy these?

My friends dad actually has a few one that he leaves out... It's pretty sick, but it is indeed a great conversation starter.

[terror_91]

My friends dad actually has a few one that he leaves out... It's pretty sick, but it is indeed a great conversation starter.
That's literally a conversation I never want to have with anyone's father. Do you think that he is leaving them out so that you will spot them and then start talking about masturbation so that he can attempt to take you to the "dark side"?

[jco3]

That's literally a conversation I never want to have with anyone's father. Do you think that he is leaving them out so that you will spot them and then start talking about masturbation so that he can attempt to take you to the "dark side"?

the "dark side," as in anal sex?

[terror_91]

the "dark side," as in anal sex?
Yeah. I reckon he keeps leaving them out so that you see them and go (while unzipping your trousers) "Why use that when you can have the real thing?". You would then proceed to have gay sex.

[jco3]

Yeah. I reckon he keeps leaving them out so that you see them and go (while unzipping your trousers) "Why use that when you can have the real thing?". You would then proceed to have gay sex.

sweet lord, that's disturbing.

[terror_91]

sweet lord, that's disturbing.
Hey, I'm not the one starting conversations with him after he's left it out... :-p

[jco3]

Hey, I'm not the one starting conversations with him after he's left it out... :-p

Haha. It's not with him. The conversations are amongst me and my friends. That would just be awkard to have a conversation about his fleshilight with him.

[Jennurna Gray]

I don't have a penis.

[drawndead]

my girlfriend was gonna buy me one so i left her alone but then we broke up so i guess i'll need one haha

[You Vandal]

Yeah. I reckon he keeps leaving them out so that you see them and go (while unzipping your trousers) "Why use that when you can have the real thing?". You would then proceed to have gay sex.
This scenario has played out far too many times for my liking.