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matt_rawlings
05/28/06, 07:39 PM
£73.99
+10% off for anyone who doesn't like kids with downs
Make Out Kid
05/28/06, 07:41 PM
Is it a male or female
A picasso blue
05/28/06, 08:22 PM
do they put out? gender is not important
matt_rawlings
05/29/06, 05:37 PM
Is it a male or female
Its hard to tell whether it has a penis or just a very saggy labia and a still attatched unbylical chord
matt_rawlings
05/29/06, 05:38 PM
do they put out? gender is not important
If you tell it that if you don't it wont get into heaven, then it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
ChrisNJ
05/30/06, 07:46 AM
What about shipping?
Make Out Kid
05/30/06, 10:11 AM
Its hard to tell whether it has a penis or just a very saggy labia and a still attatched unbylical chord
well I need this information. Strength is important for the type of work it will be doing.
tragedyl0ve
05/30/06, 04:12 PM
what about USD??
matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 07:32 PM
What about shipping?
I plan on smuggling the child up my own anus through customs
matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 07:34 PM
well I need this information. Strength is important for the type of work it will be doing.
I just beat it with a blue club and then a pink one and it screamed about the same for both.
So then I just asked it what it wanted and it said "Death...please kill me"
So from that I determined that it was either a girl or a really gay guy
matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 08:53 PM
I want in on this
It seems that we may have a bidding war...
It seems that we may have a bidding war...I'm prepared to offer you a hefty amount of money
you heard right, I said hefty
matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 09:21 PM
you heard right, I said hefty
Hefty you say...
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 07:45 AM
i must have it
To have it you must pony up the bank!
Make Out Kid
05/31/06, 10:40 AM
I don't want it anymore. I will not risk owning a gay.
Thats right A gay
To have it you must pony up the bank!
i will trade you seans pony for the child
Ebay ain't got nothing on AP Classifieds
How long can the child of indeterminate gender hold its breath?
I'll trade you my soul for it.
I'll pay you a hefty amount of fireworks for it.
Burnout2888
05/31/06, 04:02 PM
Does it morph?
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:57 PM
I don't want it anymore. I will not risk owning a gay.
Thats right A gay
It could be, but we wont know until it dies and we cut it up
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:58 PM
i will trade you seans pony for the child
How can you trade what isn't your's?
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:59 PM
1.) How well can it talk?
2.) Is it a big enough smartass to piss off random strangers in public?
1: It kind of sounds like the elephant man when it talks, all slurred and raspy
2: It is generally just offensive because of the way it looks and because I let it shit all over itself
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:00 PM
Ebay ain't got nothing on AP Classifieds
Word
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:00 PM
How long can the child of indeterminate gender hold its breath?
Exactly 46 seconds
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:01 PM
I'll trade you my soul for it.
Your soul is no good here, it is far too damaged and black
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:01 PM
I'll pay you a hefty amount of fireworks for it.
You have the best offer so far
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:02 PM
Does it morph?
What part of 'it has downs' do you not get...it can barely breathe
Coronary Parasite
05/31/06, 06:30 PM
hahah matt rawling, i love you.
matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 06:54 PM
hahah matt rawling, i love you.
Enough to buy a partially brain dead child off of me?
You have the best offer so farI see. Lets add a rubberband to the hefty amount of fireworks..spice it up a bit.
wyverna
06/01/06, 01:53 PM
I'll give you an empty candy bar wrapper, a hat that says 'I Heart NY' and some pink headphones.
matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 07:01 PM
I see. Lets add a rubberband to the hefty amount of fireworks..spice it up a bit.
With that, I could use the rubberband to strap all the fireworks together, making one fucking big firework! Awesome!
matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 07:02 PM
I'll give you an empty candy bar wrapper, a hat that says 'I Heart NY' and some pink headphones.
1: Empty candybar bar wrapper is hardly fireworks
2: I have never been to NY but I hear that lots of people get stabbed there and it smells like sweat
3:The pink headphones...hmmm...whats the sound quality like?
With that, I could use the rubberband to strap all the fireworks together, making one fucking big firework! Awesome!Yes, makes it spicy.
matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 08:27 PM
Yes, makes it spicy.
God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dick
God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dickI hope my offer wins.
matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 09:03 PM
I hope my offer wins.
Me too. I will close it on Friday at midnight so you could be in with a strong chance. What can beat fireworks?
Me too. I will close it on Friday at midnight so you could be in with a strong chance. What can beat fireworks?Nothing that I can think of. What will you do with the fireworks, if my offer wins?
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 06:55 AM
Nothing that I can think of. What will you do with the fireworks, if my offer wins?
I will think of something original, probably animal related
I will think of something original, probably animal relatedMy advice, use a goat.
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 07:07 AM
God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dick
20 bucks
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:14 AM
20 bucks
Well, it depends how many $ worth of fireworks I have beem offered
A woman from Amnesty International stopped me on the street today to ask for money. I told her all my funds are going to save a child on sale on the internet.
Well, it depends how many $ worth of fireworks I have beem offeredI'm offering you illegal fireworks, worth more than $100. The rubberband to strap them together HAS to be of excellent quality too.
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:26 AM
A woman from Amnesty International stopped me on the street today to ask for money. I told her all my funds are going to save a child on sale on the internet.
Charity is for homosexual gays
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:27 AM
I'm offering you illegal fireworks, worth more than $100. The rubberband to strap them together HAS to be of excellent quality too.
Then you still have the bid
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 09:02 AM
Then you still have the bid
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her will
this is my favorite thread of all time (i just wish i had something better than fireworks to offer)
wyverna
06/02/06, 11:34 AM
1: Empty candybar bar wrapper is hardly fireworks
2: I have never been to NY but I hear that lots of people get stabbed there and it smells like sweat
3:The pink headphones...hmmm...whats the sound quality like?
Very good quality. AND I'll give you some gunpowder. And a skateboard. How about that?
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 11:46 AM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard
wyverna
06/02/06, 11:47 AM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard
Shut up, Charles, I want to win this
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 12:15 PM
grace, its not going to happen
wyverna
06/02/06, 12:36 PM
grace, its not going to happen
:aimsad:
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her willTrue story.
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 12:56 PM
True story.
and she will do anything you want, shes a bad girl
and she will do anything you want, shes a bad girlYou'd know from personal experience
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 01:00 PM
You'd know from personal experience
true story
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:20 PM
this is my favorite thread of all time (i just wish i had something better than fireworks to offer)
I think I have kickstarted the Ap.net Black Market
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:21 PM
Very good quality. AND I'll give you some gunpowder. And a skateboard. How about that?
You are now up front for the win
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:21 PM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard
Yeah, but where is the gunpowder? It is between the fireworks and the gunpowder/skateboard combo
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:22 PM
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her will
Is she hot and will she hand over n00dz?
Is she hot and will she hand over n00dz?Fireworks + rubberband>Me as slave.
matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:15 PM
Contest closed!!! check the general forum for the winner!
dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 08:26 PM
nooooooooooooo
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