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matt_rawlings
05/28/06, 07:39 PM
£73.99

+10% off for anyone who doesn't like kids with downs

Make Out Kid
05/28/06, 07:41 PM
Is it a male or female

A picasso blue
05/28/06, 08:22 PM
do they put out? gender is not important

Mitch
05/28/06, 10:23 PM
Hahaha wtf.

matt_rawlings
05/29/06, 05:37 PM
Is it a male or female

Its hard to tell whether it has a penis or just a very saggy labia and a still attatched unbylical chord

matt_rawlings
05/29/06, 05:38 PM
do they put out? gender is not important

If you tell it that if you don't it wont get into heaven, then it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

ChrisNJ
05/30/06, 07:46 AM
What about shipping?

Make Out Kid
05/30/06, 10:11 AM
Its hard to tell whether it has a penis or just a very saggy labia and a still attatched unbylical chord
well I need this information. Strength is important for the type of work it will be doing.

tragedyl0ve
05/30/06, 04:12 PM
what about USD??

matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 07:32 PM
What about shipping?

I plan on smuggling the child up my own anus through customs

matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 07:34 PM
well I need this information. Strength is important for the type of work it will be doing.

I just beat it with a blue club and then a pink one and it screamed about the same for both.

So then I just asked it what it wanted and it said "Death...please kill me"

So from that I determined that it was either a girl or a really gay guy

aCe_
05/30/06, 08:46 PM
I want in on this

matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 08:53 PM
I want in on this

It seems that we may have a bidding war...

aCe_
05/30/06, 09:03 PM
It seems that we may have a bidding war...I'm prepared to offer you a hefty amount of money

aCe_
05/30/06, 09:04 PM
you heard right, I said hefty

matt_rawlings
05/30/06, 09:21 PM
you heard right, I said hefty

Hefty you say...

crit
05/30/06, 11:43 PM
i must have it

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 07:45 AM
i must have it

To have it you must pony up the bank!

Make Out Kid
05/31/06, 10:40 AM
I don't want it anymore. I will not risk owning a gay.
Thats right A gay

crit
05/31/06, 10:41 AM
To have it you must pony up the bank!

i will trade you seans pony for the child

xTJx
05/31/06, 11:20 AM
Ebay ain't got nothing on AP Classifieds

niveK
05/31/06, 11:23 AM
How long can the child of indeterminate gender hold its breath?

Andy
05/31/06, 11:41 AM
I'll trade you my soul for it.

aCe_
05/31/06, 01:37 PM
I'll pay you a hefty amount of fireworks for it.

Burnout2888
05/31/06, 04:02 PM
Does it morph?

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:57 PM
I don't want it anymore. I will not risk owning a gay.
Thats right A gay

It could be, but we wont know until it dies and we cut it up

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:58 PM
i will trade you seans pony for the child

How can you trade what isn't your's?

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 04:59 PM
1.) How well can it talk?
2.) Is it a big enough smartass to piss off random strangers in public?

1: It kind of sounds like the elephant man when it talks, all slurred and raspy

2: It is generally just offensive because of the way it looks and because I let it shit all over itself

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:00 PM
Ebay ain't got nothing on AP Classifieds

Word

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:00 PM
How long can the child of indeterminate gender hold its breath?

Exactly 46 seconds

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:01 PM
I'll trade you my soul for it.

Your soul is no good here, it is far too damaged and black

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:01 PM
I'll pay you a hefty amount of fireworks for it.

You have the best offer so far

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 05:02 PM
Does it morph?

What part of 'it has downs' do you not get...it can barely breathe

Coronary Parasite
05/31/06, 06:30 PM
hahah matt rawling, i love you.

matt_rawlings
05/31/06, 06:54 PM
hahah matt rawling, i love you.

Enough to buy a partially brain dead child off of me?

aCe_
06/01/06, 01:52 PM
You have the best offer so farI see. Lets add a rubberband to the hefty amount of fireworks..spice it up a bit.

wyverna
06/01/06, 01:53 PM
I'll give you an empty candy bar wrapper, a hat that says 'I Heart NY' and some pink headphones.

matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 07:01 PM
I see. Lets add a rubberband to the hefty amount of fireworks..spice it up a bit.

With that, I could use the rubberband to strap all the fireworks together, making one fucking big firework! Awesome!

matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 07:02 PM
I'll give you an empty candy bar wrapper, a hat that says 'I Heart NY' and some pink headphones.

1: Empty candybar bar wrapper is hardly fireworks
2: I have never been to NY but I hear that lots of people get stabbed there and it smells like sweat
3:The pink headphones...hmmm...whats the sound quality like?

aCe_
06/01/06, 08:04 PM
With that, I could use the rubberband to strap all the fireworks together, making one fucking big firework! Awesome!Yes, makes it spicy.

matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 08:27 PM
Yes, makes it spicy.

God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dick

aCe_
06/01/06, 08:31 PM
God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dickI hope my offer wins.

matt_rawlings
06/01/06, 09:03 PM
I hope my offer wins.

Me too. I will close it on Friday at midnight so you could be in with a strong chance. What can beat fireworks?

aCe_
06/02/06, 06:33 AM
Me too. I will close it on Friday at midnight so you could be in with a strong chance. What can beat fireworks?Nothing that I can think of. What will you do with the fireworks, if my offer wins?

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 06:55 AM
Nothing that I can think of. What will you do with the fireworks, if my offer wins?

I will think of something original, probably animal related

aCe_
06/02/06, 07:01 AM
I will think of something original, probably animal relatedMy advice, use a goat.

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 07:07 AM
God if you like spice, wait till you see this kid try and suck a dick
20 bucks

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:14 AM
20 bucks

Well, it depends how many $ worth of fireworks I have beem offered

Andy
06/02/06, 07:15 AM
A woman from Amnesty International stopped me on the street today to ask for money. I told her all my funds are going to save a child on sale on the internet.

aCe_
06/02/06, 07:17 AM
Well, it depends how many $ worth of fireworks I have beem offeredI'm offering you illegal fireworks, worth more than $100. The rubberband to strap them together HAS to be of excellent quality too.

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:26 AM
A woman from Amnesty International stopped me on the street today to ask for money. I told her all my funds are going to save a child on sale on the internet.

Charity is for homosexual gays

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:27 AM
I'm offering you illegal fireworks, worth more than $100. The rubberband to strap them together HAS to be of excellent quality too.

Then you still have the bid

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 09:02 AM
Then you still have the bid
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her will

crit
06/02/06, 09:08 AM
this is my favorite thread of all time (i just wish i had something better than fireworks to offer)

wyverna
06/02/06, 11:34 AM
1: Empty candybar bar wrapper is hardly fireworks
2: I have never been to NY but I hear that lots of people get stabbed there and it smells like sweat
3:The pink headphones...hmmm...whats the sound quality like?

Very good quality. AND I'll give you some gunpowder. And a skateboard. How about that?

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 11:46 AM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard

wyverna
06/02/06, 11:47 AM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard

Shut up, Charles, I want to win this

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 12:15 PM
grace, its not going to happen

wyverna
06/02/06, 12:36 PM
grace, its not going to happen

:aimsad:

aCe_
06/02/06, 12:42 PM
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her willTrue story.

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 12:56 PM
True story.
and she will do anything you want, shes a bad girl

aCe_
06/02/06, 12:58 PM
and she will do anything you want, shes a bad girlYou'd know from personal experience

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 01:00 PM
You'd know from personal experience
true story

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:20 PM
this is my favorite thread of all time (i just wish i had something better than fireworks to offer)

I think I have kickstarted the Ap.net Black Market

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:21 PM
Very good quality. AND I'll give you some gunpowder. And a skateboard. How about that?

You are now up front for the win

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:21 PM
ill give you a snowboard, its better than a skateboard

Yeah, but where is the gunpowder? It is between the fireworks and the gunpowder/skateboard combo

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 05:22 PM
well then i will be forced to offer you alex herself, she is in excellent condition. and would make a good slave. she can be easily captured against her will

Is she hot and will she hand over n00dz?

aCe_
06/02/06, 07:01 PM
Is she hot and will she hand over n00dz?Fireworks + rubberband>Me as slave.

matt_rawlings
06/02/06, 07:15 PM
Contest closed!!! check the general forum for the winner!

dontgrabtindy
06/02/06, 08:26 PM
nooooooooooooo