do u have a big dick or a small dick

[Waldorf]

i hav a rly small dick

[Waldorf]

cmon doodz tell us

[bung]

Self-portrait. (http://www.fileupyours.com/view/264609/man%2C%20over%20shoulder.jpg) (NSFW)

[fly_guy]

ii giit mii byg dyx yalol

[kbi the crowing]

what classifies a big dick and a small dick?
are you measuring from the base of your balls?
details, man.

[Waldorf]

im measuring from the back of my butt out to fully extended other side

its like 6 inches

[4N6 science]

what the fuck, this is retarded.


I have a big dick

[argg_xo]

too many dicks on the dancefloor

[Waldorf]

yaay front page

[Debut_Fin]

i hav a rly small dick

sucks

[Waldorf]

sucks

im actually lying, i think
i've never seen another dudes dick in real life and im not gonna compare myself with porn dudes so i actually have no idea how big my dick is

TMI

[Debut_Fin]

im actually lying, i think
i've never seen another dudes dick in real life and im not gonna compare myself with porn dudes so i actually have no idea how big my dick is

TMI

this thread just went from semi-amusing to creepy and inappropriate

[Waldorf]

this thread just went from semi-amusing to creepy and inappropriate

darn i was hoping we'd be at at least page 2 by the time that happened

[timb89]

too many dicks on the dancefloor

to many misters, not enough sisters.

[iblamethegovt]

should i measure all of my dicks and then add it all up??

[Waldorf]

ive never measured my dick either
actually, not true
i remember once i was on a facebook chat which a girl i used to know when i lived in the states and she asked how big my dick was and i said i dunno and she asked me to go measure it. i can't remember the size or her reaction tho

holy shit that was so fucking hot at the time. now it sounds lame

[iblamethegovt]

that was a dude

[Waldorf]

that was a dude

naw it was a chick. we were talking about how she'd been a ho that summer.

[iblamethegovt]

that was a ho

[Theseventhson]

My dick is -7", like a mangina.

[Waldorf]

that was a ho

i think probably. i was too naieve at the time to understand such things, although clearly she wasn't.

[argg_xo]

to many misters, not enough sisters.
too many dongs, too many schlongs

[softhands]

awesome.

[Waldorf]

If I Get Your Kiss
I'm Another To The List
Let's Take This Slow
Don't Wanna Be A Hoe
I'm Probably Gunna Lick
Feel You Up Until You Drip
Cuz You Make Me Nervous
I Don't Wanna Make A Slip

Bridge one:

DO YOU LIKE MY SECKSY HAIR!?
I'm NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!

Chorus:

S MY D
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
RAZOR SHARP EYELASHES
NOW MY FASHION JUST THRASHES
IN DEATH STAR BLACK!


SUCK MY DICK!
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
RAZOR SHARP EYELASHES
NOW MY FASHION JUST THRASHES
IN DEATH STAR BLACK!

Verse 2:

Take Me out
Take Me Out
Take The Bottles
Pop em out
My Heart Is Racing
Feet Are Pacing
This Fucking Place Is dissipating
You Know It's True
Me And You
Gimmie Gimmie More
On The Dance Floor
STOP DROP MAKE IT ROLL
TURN AROUND WHAT THE HELL
GO REAL FAST! Break It Down
Do It Till You Touch The Ground
Want It Slick? Want it Sure!
Bitch I Know You Want some More
Dance With Me
And You Will See
What A Different Place This World Can Be

Bridge 2:

DO YOU LIKE MY SECKSY HAIR!?
I'm SERIOUSLY Not WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!

The Slow Pretty part:

SO OPEN ME UP LIKE CHRISTMAS!
SO OPEN ME UP LIKE CHRISTMAS!
SO OPEN ME UP!
SO OPEN ME UP!
SO OPEN ME UP LIKE CHRISTMAS!

Chorus:

S MY D
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
RAZOR SHARP EYELASHES
NOW MY FASHION JUST THRASHES
IN DEATH STAR BLACK!

SUCK MY DICK!
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
RAZOR SHARP EYELASHES
NOW MY FASHION JUST THRASHES
IN DEATH STAR BLACK!

Outro:

S MY D
MOTHERFUCKIN BITCHES!
SUCK IT GOOD!
SUCK IT HARD!
SUCK IT RIGHT!
no wonder that guy got arrested. i feel so dirty for looking this up

[geebee889]

sucks


Love your avatar.


And how do we get such creepy threads all the time?

[Waldorf]

Love your avatar.


And how do we get such creepy threads all the time?

boredom

[Debut_Fin]

Love your avatar.


And how do we get such creepy threads all the time?

"hmm.. nobody knows who i really am. i can let out my inner perv and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW"

[iblamethegovt]

"hmm.. nobody knows who i really am. i can let out my inner perv and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW"

you just described the internet.

[geebee889]

boredom

Makes sense.

"hmm.. nobody knows who i really am. i can let out my inner perv and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW"


And touché.

[Yellowcard2006]

On the internet? 14"

[Waldorf]

"hmm.. nobody knows who i really am. i can let out my inner perv and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW"

i just discovered this today

[Corgkowznor]

I have a big dick (not a sick brag, im just saying the truth)...though size doesn't really matter...if size matters, you are probably with the wrong girl and she doesn't love you for who you are. Focus more on emotional connections and the physical side of the relationship will take care of itself.

[Theseventhson]

I have a big dick (not a sick brag, im just saying the truth)...though size doesn't really matter...if size matters, you are probably with the wrong girl and she doesn't love you for who you are. Focus more on emotional connections and the physical side of the relationship will take care of itself.
You have a small dick.

[re7ard1337]

You have a small dick.

i think you're right. he's probably a huge dick with a small dick.

[nerdvglc]

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD

that's all i could think of...

[iblamethegovt]

my dick gets all the girls wet
yo dick posts on apnet

[DanTGD]

too many dongs, too many schlongs

To many Kens, not enough Barbies.

[1mastalker]

my dick gets all the girls wet
yo dick posts on apnet
That's one talented dick.

[argg_xo]

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD

that's all i could think of...
my dick so hot it stalling, your dick looks like gary coleman
To many Kens, not enough Barbies.
make sure before you go, you know the bro to hoe ratio

[Fullblast]

Mine is so small, its not even visible, even when I get a boner :)

[Corgkowznor]

You have a small dick.

i think you're right. he's probably a huge dick with a small dick.

I'm not sure what I said that was so crazy/arrogant to give you that impression.

[perceptrons]

I have a big dick (not a sick brag, im just saying the truth)...though size doesn't really matter...if size matters, you are probably with the wrong girl and she doesn't love you for who you are. Focus more on emotional connections and the physical side of the relationship will take care of itself.
Thanks Dr. Phil.

[unionx]

Self-portrait. (http://www.fileupyours.com/view/264609/man%2C%20over%20shoulder.jpg) (NSFW)

My ass clenched real tight just now.

[songydarko]

My boyfrands dick is hug3.

[gr33ndayfr3ak]

Self-portrait. (http://www.fileupyours.com/view/264609/man%2C%20over%20shoulder.jpg) (NSFW)

How the hell do you have sex/get head/pee/SIT DOWN??

[Corgkowznor]

How the hell do you have sex/get head/pee/SIT DOWN??

the same way elephants do..just fucking figure it out.

[Mibabalou]

This reminds me of something from my senior year of hs.

One of my acquaintances always talked to me and her best friend about all her problems with the boyfriend including his dick size. Apparently because the dude was Asian he had a four inch dick and was never able to satisfy her so she constantly complained about it. While extremely drunk during an after prom party at her apartment, which she shared with him, I told him to his face everything she said and he almost beat the fuck out of me. I blacked out that night and remember none of this including calling him asian slurs and learning he was a judo black belt

hahahahaa


how did this gem go unnoticed

[Mibabalou]

asians slurs ftw

[kbi the crowing]

my dick gets all the girls wet
yo dick posts on apnet

:appl:

[overdrive91]

Last time i pulled my cock out, a japanese girl screamed godzilla and ran off.

[Ismael182]

I've always thought mine was fine and never had any complaints until I starting fucking around with this girl with g-cup sized boobs who said that anything below 7" is too small and went around telling everyone at work I had a small dick and made work miserable for me the next couple of months until (I guess) everyone forgot about it.

[Ismael182]

Oh, we're not being serious here? Okay.

I've got a big cock! He's so damn big!
I've got a big cock! He even ate a pig!
I've got a big cock! A big cock for your mouth!

I got a big cock
And he gets into cock fights
I got a big cock
Better watch out he bites
I got a big cock
Got a big cock for your mouth

Then on Thanksgiving
Got a big cock
Is what you'll be given
My big cock
Got a big cock for your mouth

I got a big cock
And he's oh, so tasty
Got a big cock
I sop him up with gravy
Got a big cock
Got a big cock for your mouth

When I'm alone all I can do is think of you
And all the ways that I can give you my big cock...

lyrics courtesy of fenix*tx

[overdrive91]

I've always thought mine was fine and never had any complaints until I starting fucking around with this girl with g-cup sized boobs who said that anything below 7" is too small and went around telling everyone at work I had a small dick and made work miserable for me the next couple of months until (I guess) everyone forgot about it.

This is where you say to your coworkers, "I sang wish comfortably numb (pink floyd) into her vagina and even got the echo. It was that wide"

[AlkalineAshes]

haha wide vagina! larry david would approve

[Derka Derka]

If my dick was an Ipod it'd be a shuffle

[billyboatkid]

Sausage fest up in this bitch.

[LivingTheLyrics]

"hmm.. nobody knows who i really am. i can let out my inner perv and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW"

This essentially sums up how I treat the Internet.

EDIT: And I have a passable dick.

[Amour For Liars]

what is 9 inches for $500?

[Richard Maxim]

That's what she said.

[phil19]

im pretty certain my willy is below par :-(

[Jennurna Gray]

Jonah Falcone has the biggest dick at 13.8''
<3
He's like 40 or something, though.
D:

[Say Nothing]

I can't even believe this is actually a thread....No, on second thought, I expect nothing less from this site...hahaha

[cougar41]

Too funny!!