I hate when artists do this.

[Liciakasher]

I recieved this message on MySpace this morning. Nowhere on my page does it say I listen to or enjoy any rap or hip-hop, so I have no idea how and why this guy hit me up.

From: MONEYBAZZ

Subject: HEY CUPCAKE OPEN ASAP UR ADORABLE I GOT FREE

HEY SEXYLADY THIS YA BOY MONEYBAZZ FROM BED STUY NY I AM AN UPCOMING RAPSTAR DOING MY THING 2MONTHS AGO I DID SONG WITH LIL WAYNE ON THE HOOK THRU SLIP N SLIDE NOW ITS ON MY PAGE FOR YOU TO HEAR ITS CALLED FRESHER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER..REAL HOT SONG PLUS I NEED MODELS FROM SHORT,TALL,HEAVY AND ALL RACES WELCOME ALL SIZES WE HAVE THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOU IF YOU DONT WANNA MODEL AND HAVE KIDS OR NEW BORNS THAT YOU CAN BRING THEN YOU GET FREE WEAR ALL YEAR AND GET PAID FOR THEM ALSO IF YOU BECAME WIT THE TEAM THEN IF YOU NEED HELP IN PAYING RENT I ALSO APPLY HELP FOR THAT IF IN NEED OR NEED WOMEN FOR OFFICE WORK GETTING PAID GOOD FROM HOME FOR GOOD SIDE MONEY OR FEMALE SINGERS,RAPPERS,WRITERS,DESIGNERS OR PROMOTERS FOR MY EVENTS IF YOU WANNA HEAR MY WHOLE DEMO THAT GOT DEF JAM AND CASH MONEY BATTLING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SIGN ME BUT PLEASE TAKE THIS TEXT SERIOUS I HAVE NO TIME FOR LIL GAMES IMA GROWN MAN BOUT TO BE RICH WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD SIGN WITH DEF JAM OR CASH MONEY? LOOKING FORWARD TO CALLING AND TALKING MORE DIRECT AND FOR ALL BIG BOOTY MODELS GET ALIL MORE MONEY SO IF YOU RECOMEND MORE WOMEN WIT BIG BOOTIES IN STREET OR YOU HAVE A FRIEND ON YOUR PAGE WIT A BOOTY THAT YOU PUT ME ON ABOUT THEN YOU GET THE PAY AND THEY MAKE THE TEAM THEN YOU GET 50 EACH GIRL SO ITS A HUSTLE. ALSO MY AIM IS "MONEYBAZZSF" HIT ME BUT DROP NAME N NUMBER HERE MAKE FROM $ 200-500 EASY THIS IS NO SCAM NO NUDE OR DEGRADING OUTFITS AND IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD YOU GET TO JOIN THE STAFF THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU MEET THE STARS I KNOW OR MET SUCH AS FAB,LIL WAYNE, N MORE TO COME BUT U WILL SEE FOR YOUR SELF THIS NOT A GAME JUST TRUST ME WIT UR CONTACT INFO I FOLLOW WIT MINDS HEAR THE SONG ON MY PAGE NOW N SEE THE 2NEW STAYFLY DRESSES B4 U SAY U DONT BELIEVE ME HOLLA

I don't even undersatdn what he's trying to tell/ask me. What happened to professionalism?

[IWasaCamera]

Sigh, myspace used to be such a beacon of professionalism.

[Mibabalou]

lol he is talking hood

[Rodeo]

:chainsaw:

[Liciakasher]

Sigh, myspace used to be such a beacon of professionalism.I'm just saying. Some punctuation would've been nice.

[IWasaCamera]

:stick:

[xJesusFreakx]

I'm just saying. Some punctuation would've been nice.

There was some:

HEY SEXYLADY THIS YA BOY MONEYBAZZ FROM BED STUY NY I AM AN UPCOMING RAPSTAR DOING MY THING 2MONTHS AGO I DID SONG WITH LIL WAYNE ON THE HOOK THRU SLIP N SLIDE NOW ITS ON MY PAGE FOR YOU TO HEAR ITS CALLED FRESHER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER..REAL HOT SONG PLUS I NEED MODELS FROM SHORT,TALL,HEAVY AND ALL RACES WELCOME ALL SIZES WE HAVE THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOU IF YOU DONT WANNA MODEL AND HAVE KIDS OR NEW BORNS THAT YOU CAN BRING THEN YOU GET FREE WEAR ALL YEAR AND GET PAID FOR THEM ALSO IF YOU BECAME WIT THE TEAM THEN IF YOU NEED HELP IN PAYING RENT I ALSO APPLY HELP FOR THAT IF IN NEED OR NEED WOMEN FOR OFFICE WORK GETTING PAID GOOD FROM HOME FOR GOOD SIDE MONEY OR FEMALE SINGERS,RAPPERS,WRITERS,DESIGNERS OR PROMOTERS FOR MY EVENTS IF YOU WANNA HEAR MY WHOLE DEMO THAT GOT DEF JAM AND CASH MONEY BATTLING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SIGN ME BUT PLEASE TAKE THIS TEXT SERIOUS I HAVE NO TIME FOR LIL GAMES IMA GROWN MAN BOUT TO BE RICH WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD SIGN WITH DEF JAM OR CASH MONEY? LOOKING FORWARD TO CALLING AND TALKING MORE DIRECT AND FOR ALL BIG BOOTY MODELS GET ALIL MORE MONEY SO IF YOU RECOMEND MORE WOMEN WIT BIG BOOTIES IN STREET OR YOU HAVE A FRIEND ON YOUR PAGE WIT A BOOTY THAT YOU PUT ME ON ABOUT THEN YOU GET THE PAY AND THEY MAKE THE TEAM THEN YOU GET 50 EACH GIRL SO ITS A HUSTLE. ALSO MY AIM IS "MONEYBAZZSF" HIT ME BUT DROP NAME N NUMBER HERE MAKE FROM $ 200-500 EASY THIS IS NO SCAM NO NUDE OR DEGRADING OUTFITS AND IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD YOU GET TO JOIN THE STAFF THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU MEET THE STARS I KNOW OR MET SUCH AS FAB,LIL WAYNE, N MORE TO COME BUT U WILL SEE FOR YOUR SELF THIS NOT A GAME JUST TRUST ME WIT UR CONTACT INFO I FOLLOW WIT MINDS HEAR THE SONG ON MY PAGE NOW N SEE THE 2NEW STAYFLY DRESSES B4 U SAY U DONT BELIEVE ME HOLLA

[caveBEAR]

I recieved this message on MySpace this morning. Nowhere on my page does it say I listen to or enjoy any rap or hip-hop, so I have no idea how and why this guy hit me up.

From: MONEYBAZZ

Post a link to his Myspace. I would love to hear the demo that's got Def Jam and Cash Money fighting over him.

[Liciakasher]

Post a link to his Myspace. I would love to hear the demo that's got Def Jam and Cash Money fighting over him.

http://www.myspace.com/moneybazzindustryconnects

[mulcahy67]

MoneyBallz is a better name.

[xJesusFreakx]

I expected it to be more embarrassing than it was. That's disappointing.

[caveBEAR]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He says he worked with Lil' Wayne, but it's just one repeated line from 'Pop Bottles' by Birdman ft. Lil' Wayne from 2007 that this guy sampled. Wow. How lame.

[miketheauthor]

Aye man hiz beatz iz fuckin fat yo

[Liciakasher]

Aye man hiz beatz iz fuckin fat yololol fat

[sweepthenation]

I might've just killed half my brain cells forcing myself to read that the whole way through. On the other hand, now I wish I had a kid because if I had one and they had a booty, I would get tons of free clothes and a chance to meet Lil Wayne apparently

[CaryGrant]

emailsfromcrazypeople.com

[justletgo]

hahahahahahah. that man is a poet.

[zachff]

This guy should work with all the sick ap.net rappers

[VeroSoldier]

HEY SEXYLADY THIS YA BOY MONEYBAZZ FROM BED STUY NY I AM AN UPCOMING RAPSTAR DOING MY THING 2MONTHS AGO I DID SONG WITH LIL WAYNE ON THE HOOK THRU SLIP N SLIDE NOW ITS ON MY PAGE FOR YOU TO HEAR ITS CALLED FRESHER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER..REAL HOT SONG PLUS I NEED MODELS FROM SHORT,TALL,HEAVY AND ALL RACES WELCOME ALL SIZES WE HAVE THE RIGHT FIT FOR YOU IF YOU DONT WANNA MODEL AND HAVE KIDS OR NEW BORNS THAT YOU CAN BRING THEN YOU GET FREE WEAR ALL YEAR AND GET PAID FOR THEM ALSO IF YOU BECAME WIT THE TEAM THEN IF YOU NEED HELP IN PAYING RENT I ALSO APPLY HELP FOR THAT IF IN NEED OR NEED WOMEN FOR OFFICE WORK GETTING PAID GOOD FROM HOME FOR GOOD SIDE MONEY OR FEMALE SINGERS,RAPPERS,WRITERS,DESIGNERS OR PROMOTERS FOR MY EVENTS IF YOU WANNA HEAR MY WHOLE DEMO THAT GOT DEF JAM AND CASH MONEY BATTLING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SIGN ME BUT PLEASE TAKE THIS TEXT SERIOUS I HAVE NO TIME FOR LIL GAMES IMA GROWN MAN BOUT TO BE RICH WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD SIGN WITH DEF JAM OR CASH MONEY? LOOKING FORWARD TO CALLING AND TALKING MORE DIRECT AND FOR ALL BIG BOOTY MODELS GET ALIL MORE MONEY SO IF YOU RECOMEND MORE WOMEN WIT BIG BOOTIES IN STREET OR YOU HAVE A FRIEND ON YOUR PAGE WIT A BOOTY THAT YOU PUT ME ON ABOUT THEN YOU GET THE PAY AND THEY MAKE THE TEAM THEN YOU GET 50 EACH GIRL SO ITS A HUSTLE. ALSO MY AIM IS "MONEYBAZZSF" HIT ME BUT DROP NAME N NUMBER HERE MAKE FROM $ 200-500 EASY THIS IS NO SCAM NO NUDE OR DEGRADING OUTFITS AND IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD YOU GET TO JOIN THE STAFF THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU MEET THE STARS I KNOW OR MET SUCH AS FAB,LIL WAYNE, N MORE TO COME BUT U WILL SEE FOR YOUR SELF THIS NOT A GAME JUST TRUST ME WIT UR CONTACT INFO I FOLLOW WIT MINDS HEAR THE SONG ON MY PAGE NOW N SEE THE 2NEW STAYFLY DRESSES B4 U SAY U DONT BELIEVE ME HOLLA

Wow. I just died a little on the inside. I couldn't understand any of that.

[FueledByRock]

Haha, this guy is insane. "Log on to my myspace, I could use yo company!" Apparently he's trying to assist the "sexyladies" with rent and clothing.

[VeroSoldier]

Haha, this guy is insane. "Log on to my myspace, I could use yo company!" Apparently he's trying to assist the "sexyladies" with rent and clothing.
Haha I have to give the dude credit though. He's a pimp.

I do miss the days where MySpace was actually at least semi-professional.

[Liciakasher]

Haha, this guy is insane. "Log on to my myspace, I could use yo company!" Apparently he's trying to assist the "sexyladies" with rent and clothing.I want to reply and ask if he'll just send me $500 anyway, since yaknow, he's about to be rich.

[kbi the crowing]

spam

[Broclee]

El oh fucking el.

[argg_xo]

I like that he's sensitive to the sexyladies that have newborns.

[eags2]

was he yelling at you in all caps?

[shimmyshakes]

I've received worse messages than this. this was actually readable.

[songydarko]

What the shit hahaha

[Thesleepingwell]

Meh... Myspace.
Not logged on to my page in months.

[x13looDx]

cruise control

[Liciakasher]

http://www.fan2band.com/di/redbluerecords/phonecallsfromhome/216383_3406_95_4209.gif (http://www.absolutepunk.net/%3Ca%20href=)"> http://www.fan2band.com/di/redbluerecords/phonecallsfromhome/216383_3406_95_4209.gif (http://www.fan2band.com/dl/redbluerecords/phonecallsfromhome/216383_3406_95_4209)
This band is the only thing more hilarious than the message I got. Don't spam my thread.

[xAnti-Violentx]

MySpace is just getting worse and worse.. i get similar messages.

[wendjiqn]

well you already take naked pictures of yourself, why not get paid for it??

[Getup and Dance]

Dude is fucking legit, he just wants to spray champagne all over you while you bounce around in bootyshorts, he is down with the thick chicks also.

[Liciakasher]

Dude is fucking legit, he just wants to spray champagne all over you while you bounce around in bootyshorts, he is down with the thick chicks also.he'd like me more if I had kids.

[roughroads]

I think the real question is who uses myspace anymore?

[Plus155]

Is living in Scranton as awesome as I think it is?

[Liciakasher]

Is living in Scranton as awesome as I think it is?absofuckinglutely not.

[Plus155]

absofuckinglutely not.

That makes me sad.
I was in New Jersey once upon a time, and I really wanted to drive to Scranton just based on my love for The Office. But my friends assured me that there is nothing special about it.
I guess this confirms it...

[All Aboard]

Could not understand a word he was saying.