Blow Jobs.

[Waldorf]

Really PL? Really?

Yup.

[limepomegranate]

You make too many threads.

[Waldorf]

you have pms

[concernedparent]

It's true, she does.

[Waldorf]

like, nonstop pms

[SophGod]

nothin like a good ol fashion beej

[kbi the crowing]

I used to prefer blow jobs to intercourse, then I had sex without a condom.

I like blow jobs, but sometimes I feel really bad if it takes me a long time to come.

/double shinfo

[Derka Derka]

I used to prefer blow jobs to intercourse, then I had sex without a condom.

I like blow jobs, but sometimes I feel really bad if it takes me a long time to come.

/double shinfo

hahaha
i love shinfo

[kbi the crowing]

hahaha
i love shinfo

I love shinfo on the internet or when brought up in actual conversation occasionally, but when people (like my suitemate) use shinfo multiple times daily I got problems with it.

[Derka Derka]

I love shinfo on the internet or when brought up in actual conversation occasionally, but when people (like my suitemate) use shinfo multiple times daily I got problems with it.

My room mates call shinfo on me after almost everything I say

[kbi the crowing]

My room mates call shinfo on me after almost everything I say

that has to be so annoying

[4N6 science]

Blow jobs are so good.

[bladerdude360]

Has to already be a thread on this.

[Waldorf]

Has to already be a thread on this.

Does anyone care?

[Derka Derka]

that has to be so annoying

It is super annoying, I hit one of them in the head with a pack of ramen the other day when they said it.

[Gat$by]

Would much rather get a blow job than anything.

[Waldorf]

It is super annoying, I hit one of them in the head with a pack of ramen the other day when they said it.
shinfo

[Sventhegreat]

I enjoy the occasional beej.

[Sventhegreat]

Would much rather get a blow job than anything.

I hope you aren't serious..

[Derka Derka]

shinfo

Shinfo itself is shinfo because it has no relevance to any conversation

So shinfo on you

[Gat$by]

I hope you aren't serious..

I'm about 90% serious, I still love sex, but nothing is sexier than a good blow job.

[Waldorf]

Shinfo itself is shinfo because it has no relevance to any conversation

So shinfo on you

uh

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, it's on oral sex in general, if I remember correctly.

EDIT: as regards the existence of a similar thread.

[SincerelyMe]

This thread was done a while back. I'm too lazy to find the link.

[kbi the crowing]

It is super annoying, I hit one of them in the head with a pack of ramen the other day when they said it.

hahaha awesome

[Roboman]

They feel better than sex, to be honest. At least the end does.

[wendjiqn]

searchfunction

[Sventhegreat]

I'm about 90% serious, I still love sex, but nothing is sexier than a good blow job.

Okay, i'll give you that. I would rather have sex most of the time and then the occasional beej, which are amazing. I think blow jobs lose their luster if you get them too much. They're amazing every so often though, don't get me wrong.

[pr0digy]

I used to prefer blow jobs to intercourse, then I had sex without a condom.

Quoted for being the mother fucking truth.

[MilesToGo]

Giving blow jobs > Giving hand jobs

Female perspective :shrug:

[Richard Maxim]

Giving blow jobs > Giving hand jobs

Female perspective :shrug:

when do i start?

[Gumbyjag]

i hope oral sex is as gratifying for women as it is for us men. blow jobs are what make the world go round.

[redbulladdict]

Giving blow jobs > Giving hand jobs

Female perspective :shrug:

agree

[Kroger Marx]

God, I'll still remember my first blow job from when I was, like, 14 or so. It was the greatest thing ever! EVER! Better than heroin to me.

[alexander!5000]

blow jobs are just as good as gold

[alexander!5000]

God, I'll still remember my first blow job from when I was, like, 14 or so. It was the greatest thing ever! EVER! Better than heroin to me.

my first blowie wasnt good, but it was hilarious

[ted is lying]

Last night I was talking to a few of my chick friends asking if they enjoyed giving blow jobs. All of them replied no and said that it was so nasty. I guess Ill never be dating any of them.

[jesse-k]

you gotta suck it or fuck or leave it aloooooone

man i love that song

[kbi the crowing]

Quoted for being the mother fucking truth.

thanks haha

[kbi the crowing]

Last night I was talking to a few of my chick friends asking if they enjoyed giving blow jobs. All of them replied no and said that it was so nasty. I guess Ill never be dating any of them.

Potsdam is full of prudes... :-)

[AndrewIcex]

Girls... you sometimes just gotta take one for the team.

[ted is lying]

Potsdam is full of prudes... :-)
I guess so. Also everyone from Rochester that goes here only talks about Rochester and it's epicness. I wanna go to Rochester.

[kbi the crowing]

I guess so. Also everyone from Rochester that goes here only talks about Rochester and it's epicness. I wanna go to Rochester.

haha Rochester isn't that cool. I mean it's not a bad city but it's nothing to rave about. who up there do you know from Rochester?

[ted is lying]

haha Rochester isn't that cool. I mean it's not a bad city but it's nothing to rave about. who up there do you know from Rochester?
Quite a bit of people from Rochester if you tell me what part of Rochester your from I'll tell you who I know from there to make this list much much smaller.

[MilesToGo]

Last night I was talking to a few of my chick friends asking if they enjoyed giving blow jobs. All of them replied no and said that it was so nasty. I guess Ill never be dating any of them.

The really "enjoyable" thing about it for us is how much you guys like it, which is the whole point of doing it.

[kbi the crowing]

Quite a bit of people from Rochester if you tell me what part of Rochester your from I'll tell you who I know from there to make this list much much smaller.

I know more people from the Penfield/Fairport/Webster area

[ted is lying]

The really "enjoyable" thing about it for us is how much you guys like it, which is the whole point of doing it.
I guess my friends are just selfish bitchs. Although I no for a fact that only one of them ever did it.

[ted is lying]

I know more people from the Penfield/Fairport/Webster area
One of my best friend from college is from webster. Know a Trevor Simpson?
Mellisa Miller?
Andrew McCarrel?

[kbi the crowing]

One of my best friend from college is from webster. Know a Trevor Simpson?
Mellisa Miller?
Andrew McCarrel?

nope, nope, and nope haha

[TheByrus]

Finding a girl who is actually good at it is like finding a red wolf.

[eags2]

Finding a girl who is actually good at it is like finding a red wolf.

win.

[lightupthesky]

Last night I was talking to a few of my chick friends asking if they enjoyed giving blow jobs. All of them replied no and said that it was so nasty. I guess Ill never be dating any of them.

last night i was talking to the guy i had just finished blowing and he asked if i enjoyed giving blow jobs, and when i said yes, he said i was a rare find and that he would like to marry me. true love, i'm pretty sure.

[AndrewIcex]

last night i was talking to the guy i had just finished blowing and he asked if i enjoyed giving blow jobs, and when i said yes, he said i was a rare find and that he would like to marry me. true love, i'm pretty sure.
:appl: Lets hear it for the keepers.

[Derka Derka]

last night i was talking to the guy i had just finished blowing and he asked if i enjoyed giving blow jobs, and when i said yes, he said i was a rare find and that he would like to marry me. true love, i'm pretty sure.

I'd marry a girl if she enjoyed giving bjs and if she was good at them. Who cares if she can cook that's what take out is for.

[ted is lying]

last night i was talking to the guy i had just finished blowing and he asked if i enjoyed giving blow jobs, and when i said yes, he said i was a rare find and that he would like to marry me. true love, i'm pretty sure.
Ill marry you omg who wouldnt love someone who liked to give bjs.

[lightupthesky]

I'd marry a girl if she enjoyed giving bjs and if she was good at them. Who cares if she can cook that's what take out is for.

hahaha i set my kitchen on fire a month ago trying to cook.

[Derka Derka]

hahaha i set my kitchen on fire a month ago trying to cook.

Well you said you like giving bjs so I don't give a shit about your cooking skills :-)

[lightupthesky]

fuck yeah, and here i thought i wasn't marriage material because i hate kids and can't cook anything more advanced than a toasted sandwich.

[Derka Derka]

fuck yeah, and here i thought i wasn't marriage material because i hate kids and can't cook anything more advanced than a toasted sandwich.

toasted sandwichs are fucking good

[Kill_the_radio]

awww shiiii,
now I want a Blowjob. :(

[redbulladdict]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

[Derka Derka]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

You're evil, like Hitler

[DaveZeroZero]

You're evil, like Hitler
I would give her a Hitler moustache in jizz as revenge.

[Derka Derka]

I would give her a Hitler moustache in jizz as revenge.

hahahahahaha that'd be epic revenge

[MilesToGo]

fuck yeah, and here i thought i wasn't marriage material because i hate kids and can't cook anything more advanced than a toasted sandwich.

I know what you mean, My dad always tells me no one will marry me because I can't cook. I guess there's another way haha

[ilikesound93]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful
hahaha

[lightupthesky]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

quoted for troof.

[makeshiftmind]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful
hand meet hand lotion, problem solved

[Waldorf]

hand meet hand lotion, problem solved

vaselineeeeeeeeeee

[makeshiftmind]

vaselineeeeeeeeeee
banana peel

[Waldorf]

banana peel

i think i know what im gonna do for my 2 year masturbaversary now

[AndrewIcex]

Any girl that would give blue balls to a dude on purpose, is pure evil.

[Derka Derka]

Any girl that would give blue balls to a dude on purpose, is pure evil.

They should be dragged out into the street and shot
That might seem harsh but god blue balls suck

[MilesToGo]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

To do that, though, is so fucking rude

[AndrewIcex]

To do that, though, is so fucking rude
Thank you.

[kbi the crowing]

when you keep getting a blow job after you've already come is possibly the best physical sensation ever

[kbi the crowing]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

but if you do it too many times the guy may get mad and cock slap you

[wroteurname]

Nothing says "I love you" like swallowing a load of goo.

[Derka Derka]

when you keep getting a blow job after you've already come is possibly the best physical sensation ever

That's the good stuff

[AndrewIcex]

when you keep getting a blow job after you've already come is possibly the best physical sensation ever
Quoted for absolute truth.

[kbi the crowing]

Quoted for absolute truth.

this is the second message of mine that got quoted with this response today
& they both had to do with sex
hmmmm....

[AndrewIcex]

this is the second message of mine that got quoted with this response today
& they both had to do with sex
hmmmm....
Well you seem to know what's up.

[kbi the crowing]

Well you seem to know what's up.

I guess?
I've only been with two girls my entire life haha

[redbulladdict]

i didnt say i do stop...its just knowing that you hold all this power with something as simple as putting his cock in your mouth.

[Waldorf]

i didnt say i do stop...its just knowing that you hold all this power with something as simple as putting his cock in your mouth.

for some reason i found this really hot
did anyone else

[SincerelyMe]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful

This.
Using blowjobs to get what I want = pure win.

[Waldorf]

This.
Using blowjobs to get what I want = pure win.

if you blow me i will leave ap.net forever

tempting, right?

[SincerelyMe]

if you blow me i will leave ap.net forever

tempting, right?

I'd rather put up with you until you get sick of trolling than have to live with myself forever after that.

[Waldorf]

I'd rather put up with you until you get sick of trolling than have to live with myself forever after that.

suit yourself darling

[kbi the crowing]

Using blowjobs to get what I want = pure win.

so much evil in such a short sentence

[kbi the crowing]

Oh, I have a question.

If you were to take a guy who has never given a blow job and a girl who has never given a blow job and compare their firsts, who do you think would do it better?

as long as the guy isn't shy as fuck, I be he'd win.

[Waldorf]

Oh, I have a question.

If you were to take a guy who has never given a blow job and a girl who has never given a blow job and compare their firsts, who do you think would do it better?

as long as the guy isn't shy as fuck, I be he'd win.

ew ur talking about gay dudes

[SincerelyMe]

so much evil in such a short sentence

Well maybe if you guys didn't let it work, we wouldn't do it.

Oh, I have a question.

If you were to take a guy who has never given a blow job and a girl who has never given a blow job and compare their firsts, who do you think would do it better?

as long as the guy isn't shy as fuck, I be he'd win.

That would be my guess too.

[kbi the crowing]

ew ur talking about gay dudes
a guy giving a blow job =/= homosexuality
& even if I was talking about a gay man, who the fuck cares?

[kbi the crowing]

Well maybe if you guys didn't let it work, we wouldn't do it.

touché madam

[Gat$by]

when you keep getting a blow job after you've already come is possibly the best physical sensation ever

sometimes it gets super sensitive and doesn't feel that good haha

but if you do it too many times the guy may get mad and cock slap you

or just shoot a load in your eye next time. that'll make you think the next time before you do it.

[kbi the crowing]

sometimes it gets super sensitive and doesn't feel that good haha

it's always super sensitive, that's what makes it feel so good.
it's something so strong it's nearly unbearable but you control yourself (for a little bit, at least) and let the feeling just pulse through your body
that's how I let it happen anyways

[Villanova1L]

a guy giving a blow job =/= homosexuality
& even if I was talking about a gay man, who the fuck cares?

Um... explain? Its certainly bisexuality (assuming he was into girls and this was only a "sometime" thing).

And if it ends up bi-sexuality that means the act itself is unquestionably homosexual.

[Gat$by]

it's always super sensitive, that's what makes it feel so good.
it's something so strong it's nearly unbearable but you control yourself (for a little bit, at least) and let the feeling just pulse through your body
that's how I let it happen anyways

haha I can let it go on for a little bit.

[kbi the crowing]

Um... explain? Its certainly bisexuality (assuming he was into girls and this was only a "sometime" thing).

And if it ends up bi-sexuality that means the act itself is unquestionably homosexual.

it's not bisexuality either. someone trying sexual something with the same sex even more than once just to see if they like it doesn't change their sexual orientation, it's simply them figuring out what they like and dislike. if someone makes a conscious decision afterward that they like it and continue to do so beause they like it then that would lead a change in sexual orientation.

[mogley]

if you blow another dude youre gay.

[kbi the crowing]

if you blow another dude youre gay.

I doubt you'll ever budge on this view but I think it's false
and sexual orientation labels are just as bad as labels for the kind of music you listen to
in a way everything is bullshit unless you label yourself

[lightupthesky]

in another thread somewhere i asked a question something like this
if you were to get a blowjob 5 out of 7 days every week, would there ever come a day where you'd be like, "oh god, not this pleas!" like, can you ever get tired of getting blowjobs?

and the general consensus was, no you can't have too many blowjobs ever unless they're bad blowjobs.

but i have a new question. what about 6 in 2 days?

[Derka Derka]

in another thread somewhere i asked a question something like this


and the general consensus was, no you can't have too many blowjobs ever unless they're bad blowjobs.

but i have a new question. what about 6 in 2 days?

yes please

[lightupthesky]

yes please
not too much?

[Derka Derka]

not too much?

Not enough lol

[antimatter]

best thread title ever.

[jdark6]

I would give her a Hitler moustache in jizz as revenge.

This made me think of the term "salty hitler" and the amount we chuckled at it and many other terms one day at college when we discovered turdwords.com. "Hot monocle" was a personal favourite.

[Fullblast]

You make too many threads.
This

[behappy123]

the best part of giving a bj is knowing that if i stopped at any second the guy would have this complete look of sadness/doom on his face

so much power, its wonderful
:-)

[c_rob2700]

I love every single girl that has posted in this thread so far and I love all of your posts. Hearing femal perspective > hearing dude's talk about how good they feel. That is all, continue

[carlster!]

I heard of the most life-changing phenomena last week. Ready?

When you close your fist tight around your thumb, you don't gag.

Seriously, you can stick your fingers in your mouth and even hit that little thing that hangs down around like a punching bag, and you will not gag.

This only works with my right hand, but still. It's gold.

[nonamesleft]

Sometimes it needs to be done.

[SincerelyMe]

I heard of the most life-changing phenomena last week. Ready?

When you close your fist tight around your thumb, you don't gag.

Seriously, you can stick your fingers in your mouth and even hit that little thing that hangs down around like a punching bag, and you will not gag.

This only works with my right hand, but still. It's gold.

This makes absolutely no sense.

[behappy123]

aaahahhahah.

[nonamesleft]

I'm pretty sure most females don't have a gag reflex.

[kevinjordan]

I'm pretty sure most females don't have a gag reflex.

Agreed. God in his infinite and mighty wisdom knew that even if it had nothing to do with reproduction, we'd still shove our penises in and around women's mouths. The female anatomy is impressive!

[nonamesleft]

Agreed. God in his infinite and mighty wisdom knew that even if it had nothing to do with reproduction, we'd still shove our penises in and around women's mouths. The female anatomy is impressive!

Yeah. I'm thinking about putting that trait on my resume. Men love that about me.

[carlster!]

This makes absolutely no sense.
lol when you close your fist really tight and stick something down your throat, it won't gag you.

[SincerelyMe]

lol when you close your fist really tight and stick something down your throat, it won't gag you.

I understand what you're saying; it just makes no sense.

[behappy123]

Agreed. God in his infinite and mighty wisdom knew that even if it had nothing to do with reproduction, we'd still shove our penises in and around women's mouths. The female anatomy is impressive!

Hahah. Oh what a gentleman.
hilarious.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Girls that don't swallow can fuck off.

EDIT: I take that back, I'm still getting a blowjob out of it. Oh well.

[carlster!]

I understand what you're saying; it just makes no sense.
Oh I see. hahah but who cares? It's great.

[nonamesleft]

Girls that don't swallow can fuck off.

EDIT: I take that back, I'm still getting a blowjob out of it. Oh well.

Ha, you're horrible.

[kevinjordan]

Hahah. Oh what a gentleman.
hilarious.

I swear I'm only bold enough to make those jokes in forum. I'd consider myself to be a gentleman for the most part.

:nod:

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Ha, you're horrible.


You love me.

[behappy123]

I swear I'm only bold enough to make those jokes in forum. I'd consider myself to be a gentleman for the most part.

:nod:
Hahah. Okay what ever you say. This thread is good entertainment. Bj's are the secret key to power for girls is my conclusion.

Edit: You live in Caliofrnia which means your forgiven since I want to move there when I'm done school and I'm coming there in Feb yipee!

[nonamesleft]

You love me.

No, I love blow jobs.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

No, I love blow jobs.


Well, I love you.

[nonamesleft]

Well, I love you.

Ahwww shucks!

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Ahwww shucks!


:redlove:

Moving to Canadaland.

[kevinjordan]

Hahah. Okay what ever you say. This thread is good entertainment. Bj's are the secret key to power for girls is my conclusion.

Edit: You live in Caliofrnia which means your forgiven since I want to move there when I'm done school and I'm coming there in Feb yipee!

I'd rather have a back massage from a girl with strong hands to be honest, but I totally agree. And yes, California is amazing and I am incredibly lucky to have been raised here. Fun fact, I wore basketball shorts and sandals today! It was about 75 degrees out and completely beautiful. How cold was it up there?

[nonamesleft]

:redlove:

Moving to Canadaland.

Ha! Can you handle the weather? And free health care? And good looking friendly people?

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Ha! Can you handle the weather? And free health care? And good looking friendly people?


Yes, actually. It all sounds really nice. haha

[behappy123]

I'd rather have a back massage from a girl with strong hands to be honest, but I totally agree. And yes, California is amazing and I am incredibly lucky to have been raised here. Fun fact, I wore basketball shorts and sandals today! It was about 75 degrees out and completely beautiful. How cold was it up there?

Hahaha really?
Omg I'm so jealous!!! It is so damn depressing here, the usual though. It's typical November weather = cold, windy, rainy. It was dark at 4pm today. :( I get two weeks off for the olympics so my plan is to go to California with my girlfriends :)

[kevinjordan]

Hahaha really?
Omg I'm so jealous!!! It is so damn depressing here, the usual though. It's typical November weather = cold, windy, rainy. It was dark at 4pm today. :( I get two weeks off for the olympics so my plan is to go to California with my girlfriends :)

Why are you getting two weeks off for the olympics and what part of CA are you going to be visiting?

[nonamesleft]

Yes, actually. It all sounds really nice. haha

Haha I know. I don't know why more Americans move to Canada. It's amazing here.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Haha I know. I don't know why more Americans move to Canada. It's amazing here.


I think I'm going to move to Canada, you've convinced me.

[behappy123]

Why are you getting two weeks off for the olympics and what part of CA are you going to be visiting?
The 2010 winter games are being held here, so they are using all the university buses and parking lots, so they are stopping classes for those two weeks. Honestly don't get me started on the crap that is going on with the Olympics here, it's a mess. lol So anyways I'm just glad I get time off from school. I have to go with my friend to Oakland because she has to see a Dr. there so we'll stay in San Fran. Then I want to visit my friend in Santa Barbara and then we're staying with my friend's friend ahhaha in San Diego lol

[kevinjordan]

The 2010 winter games are being held here, so they are using all the university buses and parking lots, so they are stopping classes for those two weeks. Honestly don't get me started on the crap that is going on with the Olympics here, it's a mess. lol So anyways I'm just glad I get time off from school. I have to go with my friend to Oakland because she has to see a Dr. there so we'll stay in San Fran. Then I want to visit my friend in Santa Barbara and then we're staying with my friend's friend ahhaha in San Diego lol

Aside from Oakland, those are all rad locations! You'll have a blast I'm sure! If any of your friends are into the self loathing, rough around the edges kind of guy, holler!

[behappy123]

Aside from Oakland, those are all rad locations! You'll have a blast I'm sure! If any of your friends are into the self loathing, rough around the edges kind of guy, holler!
AHhaha oh I know Oakland is lame but it's important for her to go see those Dr's, so if I actually have enough money to go ahhaha then I will definately be going with her. Yeah I know lol Well if i don't go which I hope doesn't happen :( , then I'll tell them for sure! ahahah I'm sure they won't mind ;) One of my besties from nursing school is going so she can holla at you! ahhaha
Okay we have officially highjacked this thread.

[kevinjordan]

AHhaha oh I know Oakland is lame but it's important for her to go see those Dr's, so if I actually have enough money to go ahhaha then I will definately be going with her. Yeah I know lol Well if i don't go which I hope doesn't happen :( , then I'll tell them for sure! ahahah I'm sure they won't mind ;) One of my besties from nursing school is going so she can holla at you! ahhaha
Okay we have officially highjacked this thread.

Have you ever been to CA before? For the thread's sake, tell your friend I enjoy it when women "mind the stepchildren" hahaha

[behappy123]

Have you ever been to CA before? For the thread's sake, tell your friend I enjoy it when women "mind the stepchildren" hahaha
Hahah yeah I have, so have all my friends, but for the usual = Disney, Universal, San diego.
Ummm what does that mean..? :/

[phil19]

Haha I know. I don't know why more Americans move to Canada. It's amazing here.

i like canada

[kevinjordan]

Hahah yeah I have, so have all my friends, but for the usual = Disney, Universal, San diego.
Ummm what does that mean..? :/

It's from Old School, when Andy Dick is giving the blowjob lesson haha. He's talking about massaging the testicles..

[kbi the crowing]

just got one, woo?

[ohheroine]

gonna give one in an hour or so, boyfriend is home from chapter. woo :)

[Sventhegreat]

gonna give one in an hour or so, boyfriend is home from chapter. woo :)

Thatta girl.

[AndrewIcex]

So much love in this thread.

[jesse-k]

this has to be one of the greatest threads ever.

[ted is lying]

just got one, woo?
I hear that things happens a lot in Rochester, and your road-dome. While everywhere else we get road head.

[songydarko]

Girls that don't swallow can fuck off.

EDIT: I take that back, I'm still getting a blowjob out of it. Oh well.
Yeah you better take that back, fucker.

[songydarko]

What a thread...

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah you better take that back, fucker.
Woah woah woahhh.. sounds a bit harsh?

[songydarko]

Woah woah woahhh.. sounds a bit harsh?

hahahah, aw no. I'm not a harsh person, just sayin! Besides, he told girls who don't swallow to fuck off. That's harsher!

[AndrewIcex]

hahahah, aw no. I'm not a harsh person, just sayin! Besides, he told girls who don't swallow to fuck off. That's harsher!
Hmmm I guess that is true, but hey! It does make the experience that much better, I cannot deny that honestly.

[songydarko]

Hmmm I guess that is true, but hey! It does make the experience that much better, I cannot deny that honestly.

For the guy maybe! Not so much the girl, vommm.

[kemichels]

For the guy maybe! Not so much the girl, vommm.

gotta sacrifice for the team sometimesz

[songydarko]

gotta sacrifice for the team sometimesz

fuck dat. There's a line I will not cross, thnx. That and anal will not be crossed, bai.

[AndrewIcex]

For the guy maybe! Not so much the girl, vommm.
Girls tend to say this a lot, how unfortunate.
gotta sacrifice for the team sometimesz
That's called taking one for the team.

[songydarko]

Girls tend to say this a lot, how unfortunate.

That's called taking one for the team.

Because you boys don't realize the disgusting factor! You just wanna receive.

[AndrewIcex]

Because you boys don't realize the disgusting factor! You just wanna receive.
We never said it was not disgusting, cause that shit can stay away from me... we just don't care as much as we should about what the ladies want.

[kemichels]

Because you boys don't realize the disgusting factor! You just wanna receive.

If you had liquid shooting out of your vagina and you wanted me to take it down like a man, I would for your happiness.

We never said it was not disgusting, cause that shit can stay away from me... we just don't care as much as we should about what the ladies want.

I think it's not a matter of not caring as much as we SHOULD, but more caring about what WE want OVER what they want, lol. And rightfully so. Women should make sandwhiches, take cumshots, and leave decision making to us.


/is going to get slapped.

[AndrewIcex]

If you had liquid shooting out of your vagina and you wanted me to take it down like a man, I would for your happiness.



I think it's not a matter of not caring as much as we SHOULD, but more caring about what WE want OVER what they want, lol. And rightfully so. Women should make sandwhiches, take cumshots, and leave decision making to us.


/is going to get slapped.
Hahahaha good luck, my prayers are with you Sir... she will tear you a new one.. in 5.....4....3...2..1.

[songydarko]

If you had liquid shooting out of your vagina and you wanted me to take it down like a man, I would for your happiness.



I think it's not a matter of not caring as much as we SHOULD, but more caring about what WE want OVER what they want, lol. And rightfully so. Women should make sandwhiches, take cumshots, and leave decision making to us.


/is going to get slapped.
Good luck getting a blow job in general, ever again. :)

[kemichels]

Good luck getting a blow job in general, ever again. :)

of course this is just my internet persona, darling. love yaz.

[songydarko]

of course this is just my internet persona, darling. love yaz.
Better be your internet persona dweeb. I haven't even made you a sandwich ever anyway!

[kemichels]

Better be your internet persona dweeb. I haven't even made you a sandwich ever anyway!

Should probably get on that.

[songydarko]

Should probably get on that.
Prob not. :) We'll stick to you doing da cooking/making da food.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

If you had liquid shooting out of your vagina and you wanted me to take it down like a man, I would for your happiness.



hahahahahaha

[carlster!]

I don't see why swallowing is seen as such a big deal. Personally, I don't find it too disgusting and it makes for a way easier/less awkward/"Let me get a towel" clean up.

[songydarko]

I don't see why swallowing is seen as such a big deal. Personally, I don't find it too disgusting and it makes for a way easier/less awkward/"Let me get a towel" clean up.
Well then I guess your every man's dream. I however don't have the stomach for it.

[carlster!]

Well then I guess your every man's dream. I however don't have the stomach for it.
hahah I think your good...cum shots are pretty high on the male's list of perfect qualities too right? :p

[songydarko]

hahah I think your good...cum shots are pretty high on the male's list of perfect qualities too right? :p
I'd say so.

[kbi the crowing]

I hear that things happens a lot in Rochester, and your road-dome. While everywhere else we get road head.

I've never heard to it referred to as road dome, but yes its true haha.

[AndrewIcex]

I don't see why swallowing is seen as such a big deal. Personally, I don't find it too disgusting and it makes for a way easier/less awkward/"Let me get a towel" clean up.
Girls, take notes.

[Kassie09]

Swallowing is better in the sense that a) the nastiness does not have to lay on my skin and b) there is no 'omg there's no tissues in your bedroom!' 'omg is there a towel in here?' ' i dunno!' 'what do we do with it!' moment

But it tastes like shit so after i do it a boy should prob take me out for ice cream.

thx

[AndrewIcex]

Swallowing is better in the sense that a) the nastiness does not have to lay on my skin and b) there is no 'omg there's no tissues in your bedroom!' 'omg is there a towel in here?' ' i dunno!' 'what do we do with it!' moment

But it tastes like shit so after i do it a boy should prob take me out for ice cream.

thx
I took notes.

[songydarko]

Swallowing is better in the sense that a) the nastiness does not have to lay on my skin and b) there is no 'omg there's no tissues in your bedroom!' 'omg is there a towel in here?' ' i dunno!' 'what do we do with it!' moment

But it tastes like shit so after i do it a boy should prob take me out for ice cream.

thx
Seriously. I want a huge ass sundae if I'm going to ever think of doing that.

[songydarko]

So, I still have to say... I don't get the enjoyment you guys get over girls swallowing? What is it?

[Kassie09]

I took notes.

good. ice creams lovely taste can cancel out the sickest one everr.
Seriously. I want a huge ass sundae if I'm going to ever think of doing that.

-sigh- i always do it. yet never get any ice cream. something is wrong with this picture.


Boyfriend: please read this post. please take notes. thanks.

[AndrewIcex]

So, I still have to say... I don't get the enjoyment you guys get over girls swallowing? What is it?
I think its the fact that the fun continues as the orgasm is happening.. instead of just stopping short.
good. ice creams lovely taste can cancel out the sickest one everr.


-sigh- i always do it. yet never get any ice cream. something is wrong with this picture.


Boyfriend: please read this post. please take notes. thanks.
I hear that.

[songydarko]

I think its the fact that the fun continues as the orgasm is happening.. instead of just stopping short.

I hear that.
How is that fun though?! I'm not comprehending.

[songydarko]

good. ice creams lovely taste can cancel out the sickest one everr.


-sigh- i always do it. yet never get any ice cream. something is wrong with this picture.


Boyfriend: please read this post. please take notes. thanks.
You should threaten your boyfriend from now on. "Icecream, or nothing"

[Kassie09]

You should threaten your boyfriend from now on. "Icecream, or nothing"

Bahahahah, perfect!

[AndrewIcex]

How is that fun though?! I'm not comprehending.
Fun is a solid blow job... if it ends short, you don't get the same effect as you do when she continues as the fun climaxes.

[Smash Adams]

Kassie, just bring a thing of whipped cream, one of those magic shell things, and some sprinkles-Ken can fly a plane I think he can take a hint

[songydarko]

Fun is a solid blow job... if it ends short, you don't get the same effect as you do when she continues as the fun climaxes.
But how is her swallowing fun? Come on now. It's just her taking in the nasty, how does that effect you?

[AndrewIcex]

But how is her swallowing fun? Come on now. It's just her taking in the nasty, how does that effect you?
Well, the actual swallowing part.. is probably more of the thought of it, almost like a fetish.. but like every guy enjoys it kinda thing.

[songydarko]

Well, the actual swallowing part.. is probably more of the thought of it, almost like a fetish.. but like every guy enjoys it kinda thing.
Guys are weird.

[AndrewIcex]

Guys are weird.
Can't help that.

On that note.. OFF TO WORK I GO. Bye.

[Smash Adams]

Guys are weird.
Girls are weird too, who goes to the movies to cry? weird people that's who

[NeededYouMost]

what a sad thread filled with prepubescent teenagers who are always looking for a place to talk about sexual experiences that many of them have yet to experience yet brag that they have climbed large mountains However what they don't know is the more mature they become the more they will realize that the more experienced one is the less they talk about it And plus who likes to talk about blowjobs with other guys and shit Fuck i'm happy those years for me are over and yes there are no punctuations in this so place them where you deem necessary

[Derka Derka]

what a sad thread filled with prepubescent teenagers who are always looking for a place to talk about sexual experiences that many of them have yet to experienced yet brag that they have climbed large mountains However what they don't know is the more mature they become the more they will realize that the more experienced one is the less they talk about it And plus who likes to talk about blowjobs with other guys and shit Fuck i'm happy those years for me are over and yes there are no punctuations in this so place them where you deem necessary

Paradox?

[DaveZeroZero]

Seriously. I want a huge ass sundae if I'm going to ever think of doing that.
mmm... ass sundae

hot shit fudge!

[lightupthesky]

gave one in the parking lot at school today, and two in this bed last night. i'm on a roll.

But how is her swallowing fun? Come on now. It's just her taking in the nasty, how does that effect you?

it's just the thought of it. like, "that's MY semen, that's MY manhood in her mouth, spitting MY would-be babies down her throat, and she's taking it. fuck yeah."

I'm pretty sure most females don't have a gag reflex.

i have a crazy gag reflex. when i stick cotton swabs in my ear, i gag. when i put plastic wrappers (like small candy wrappers, etc) in my mouth, i gag.

[lightupthesky]

what a sad thread filled with prepubescent teenagers who are always looking for a place to talk about sexual experiences that many of them have yet to experience yet brag that they have climbed large mountains However what they don't know is the more mature they become the more they will realize that the more experienced one is the less they talk about it And plus who likes to talk about blowjobs with other guys and shit Fuck i'm happy those years for me are over and yes there are no punctuations in this so place them where you deem necessary

1) there are girls in this thread
2) the anonymity granted by the internet makes it a fabulous outlet for conversation on any subject. i.e. i don't talk about sucking dick or any of my other sexual ventures in person, but what's to stop me from talking about it in an online forum? nada
3) shut the fuck up

[NeededYouMost]

1) there are girls in this thread
2) the anonymity granted by the internet makes it a fabulous outlet for conversation on any subject. i.e. i don't talk about sucking dick or any of my other sexual ventures in person, but what's to stop me from talking about it in an online forum? nada
3) shut the fuck up
No, i totally understand. You can be the whore you are too embarrassed to let the people that actually know you see. So you log on and talk sex, blowjobs, creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgy's, double penetration nights, and other fetishes that in actuallity you wouldn't dare let people know about, not even your bestest of best friends.

I totally agree with you now because i wouldn't say what i'm saying to my worst enemy in real life, but since this is a forum where people don't know me, i can say this without feeling any way even if its to a 19 year old girl. YES!

[lightupthesky]

No, i totally understand. You can be the whore you are too embarrassed to let the people that actually know you see. So you log on and talk sex, blowjobs, creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgy's, double penetration nights, and other fetishes that in actuallity you wouldn't dare let people know about, not even your bestest of best friends.

I totally agree with you now because i wouldn't say what i'm saying to my worst enemy in real life, but since this is a forum where people don't know me, i can say this without feeling any way even if its to a 19 year old girl. YES!

right, because whoredom is the opposite of modesty/shyness. and i always talk about creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgies*, double penetration nights and all my other fetishes. always. but this is all contradictory to your first argument, in which you stated that we only talk about these things because we're not experiencing them in real life. make up your mind.

[Smash Adams]

gave one in the parking lot at school today, and two in this bed last night. i'm on a roll.



it's just the thought of it. like, "that's MY semen, that's MY manhood in her mouth, spitting MY would-be babies down her throat, and she's taking it. fuck yeah."



i have a crazy gag reflex. when i stick cotton swabs in my ear, i gag. when i put plastic wrappers (like small candy wrappers, etc) in my mouth, i gag.
You eat possible babies? You're sick

[songydarko]

it's just the thought of it. like, "that's MY semen, that's MY manhood in her mouth, spitting MY would-be babies down her throat, and she's taking it. fuck yeah."


Alright alright, you probably made the most sense explaining it. Thank you haha.

[NeededYouMost]

right, because whoredom is the opposite of modesty/shyness. and i always talk about creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgies*, double penetration nights and all my other fetishes. always. but this is all contradictory to your first argument, in which you stated that we only talk about these things because we're not experiencing them in real life. make up your mind.
my mind is made up, i'm simply making fun of you kids.
it's not cool to behave differently on the internet than one would in real life. Some kids talk big and bad, drop racial slurs and whatnot, yet in real life they are a Picture of Perfect Youth.
Granted I'm sure i partook in such discussions when I was a teen, so I really shouldn't rain on your parade, that is very hypocritical of me. so simply disregard everything i've said.

[songydarko]

right, because whoredom is the opposite of modesty/shyness. and i always talk about creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgies*, double penetration nights and all my other fetishes. always. but this is all contradictory to your first argument, in which you stated that we only talk about these things because we're not experiencing them in real life. make up your mind.

He's a moron, I'd just leave it at that.

[songydarko]

Girls are weird too, who goes to the movies to cry? weird people that's who

hahaha we don't go to the movies to cry! But we do like movies that make us cry. It's powerful man!

[lightupthesky]

You eat possible babies? You're sick
you love it

Alright alright, you probably made the most sense explaining it. Thank you haha.

hahah :bow:

[Smash Adams]

hahaha we don't go to the movies to cry! But we do like movies that make us cry. It's powerful man!
but when I make you cry it's a bad thing
you love it



hahah :bow:
Not now that you apparently are doing it with other dudes besides me

[songydarko]

but when I make you cry it's a bad thing

Not now that you apparently are doing it with other dudes besides me

hhahaha, okay but crying in movies is usually like.... sad crying for someone else. Not someone being mean to me and crying Two different types.

[lightupthesky]

but when I make you cry it's a bad thing

Not now that you apparently are doing it with other dudes besides me

no way. your potential babies are the only potential babies for me...?

[Smash Adams]

hhahaha, okay but crying in movies is usually like.... sad crying for someone else. Not someone being mean to me and crying Two different types.
that makes sense kinda in a not at all way
no way. your potential babies are the only potential babies for me...?
good

[Villanova1L]

gave one in the parking lot at school today, and two in this bed last night. i'm on a roll.

3 in a day seems like a lot (and awesome), unless you're not having him finish, in which case it'd be very frustrating.

[kbi the crowing]

I might have said this already, but starting to get a blow job when you aren't hard yet is the fucking best.

[lightupthesky]

3 in a day seems like a lot (and awesome), unless you're not having him finish, in which case it'd be very frustrating.

no way, he finishes. i don't even count it if he doesn't.

[Villanova1L]

no way, he finishes. i don't even count it if he doesn't.

Why did this happen in the school parking lot?

Additionally, are you just a flame, if so well done.

[lightupthesky]

Why did this happen in the school parking lot?

Additionally, are you just a flame, if so well done.

am i just a flame? what does that even mean?
ETA: grats on 1k :)

[Villanova1L]

I guess not, flame is someone who just come into a thread and makes shit up. I doubt you are given the post total.

Thanks, didn't even notice.

[lightupthesky]

I guess not, flame is someone who just come into a thread and makes shit up. I doubt you are given the post total.

Thanks, didn't even notice.

haha, oh. no, i'm not a flame, then. these are true stories.

[carlster!]

i have a crazy gag reflex. when i stick cotton swabs in my ear, i gag. when i put plastic wrappers (like small candy wrappers, etc) in my mouth, i gag.[/quote]


Don't even get me started on brushing my teeth, or eating something disgusting. Blehck, it's horrible.

[Michifoxx]

How about with a curved penis?

[caress me down]

I might have said this already, but starting to get a blow job when you aren't hard yet is the fucking best.
Wait really? Explain

[wendjiqn]

i have a crazy gag reflex. when i stick cotton swabs in my ear, i gag. when i put plastic wrappers (like small candy wrappers, etc) in my mouth, i gag.


Don't even get me started on brushing my teeth, or eating something disgusting. Blehck, it's horrible.
i would hate to be your boyfriend

[wall e]

They're in my top 3 favorite things.

[kbi the crowing]

Wait really? Explain

I enjoy getting a blow job when my penis is flaccid
it doesn't stay flaccid obviously, but when it is it feels sooooo good

[c_rob2700]

right, because whoredom is the opposite of modesty/shyness. and i always talk about creampies, facials, moptops, shemalian fantasies, anal experiences, lesbian encounters, gangbangs, fisting, orgies*, double penetration nights and all my other fetishes. always. but this is all contradictory to your first argument, in which you stated that we only talk about these things because we're not experiencing them in real life. make up your mind.

GOOD. LORD. ALMIGHTY.

Is your username named after the Yellowcard song?

[caress me down]

I enjoy getting a blow job when my penis is flaccid
it doesn't stay flaccid obviously, but when it is it feels sooooo good
Hmm interesting. I must try this.
Actually now that I think of it I have tried that already... one time I surprised my boyfriend at his house before he woke up and starting giving him head while he was still sleeping (aka sleepy head). He enjoyed it

[lightupthesky]

GOOD. LORD. ALMIGHTY.

Is your username named after the Yellowcard song?

haha that was sarcasm, shh.
and no, it is the honorary title, an album title and a lyric. :)
"scream and light up the sky"
"we stand for the 4th of july, numb to explosions and scream and light, light up the sky"

[lightupthesky]

Hmm interesting. I must try this.
Actually now that I think of it I have tried that already... one time I surprised my boyfriend at his house before he woke up and starting giving him head while he was still sleeping (aka sleepy head). He enjoyed it

hahaha morning glory. :appl:

[caress me down]

hahaha morning glory. :appl:
:bow:

[c_rob2700]

haha that was sarcasm, shh.
and no, it is the honorary title, an album title and a lyric. :)
"scream and light up the sky"
"we stand for the 4th of july, numb to explosions and scream and light, light up the sky"
I don't know if I'm relieved or let down by that. And poo, I used to be absolutely in love with YC. That was one of their singles. Oh well, at least yours is coherent/not stupid like mine

[Kassie09]

sleepy head could be risky. if the guy is not really awake and has to pee..he could for real pee in your mouth and not even realize it is happening.

in which case, i'd kill myself.

[phil19]

i have fond memories of blowjobs

[AndrewIcex]

Alright alright, you probably made the most sense explaining it. Thank you haha.
She did say it right, that is very true... I just could not describe it.
hahaha morning glory. :appl:
I do really enjoy a good morning gift.
sleepy head could be risky. if the guy is not really awake and has to pee..he could for real pee in your mouth and not even realize it is happening.

in which case, i'd kill myself.
Hmm interesting thought, I do have to pee every morning as soon as I wake up... it makes it difficult to pee when morning wood is present.

[Kassie09]

She did say it right, that is very true... I just could not describe it.

I do really enjoy a good morning gift.

Hmm interesting thought, I do have to pee every morning as soon as I wake up... it makes it difficult to pee when morning wood is present.

Hey, I'm jus sayin' I have thought of this and the warmness of the mouth COULD trigger pee..noooo thank you

[caress me down]

sleepy head could be risky. if the guy is not really awake and has to pee..he could for real pee in your mouth and not even realize it is happening.

in which case, i'd kill myself.
Oh my God
I didn't even think of that.
If I got pee in my mouth I would spit it back in his face without even thinking

[Kassie09]

Oh my God
I didn't even think of that.
If I got pee in my mouth I would spit it back in his face without even thinking

i like..i cannot even imagine what i would do. i would never touch him again..or another penis..ever..

[caress me down]

i like..i cannot even imagine what i would do. i would never touch him again..or another penis..ever..
Pee in the mouth= valid reason to switch sides

[AndrewIcex]

Hey, I'm jus sayin' I have thought of this and the warmness of the mouth COULD trigger pee..noooo thank you
It very easily could, so true.

[HYGz]

Pee in the mouth = golden shower.

[kbi the crowing]

Hmm interesting. I must try this.
Actually now that I think of it I have tried that already... one time I surprised my boyfriend at his house before he woke up and starting giving him head while he was still sleeping (aka sleepy head). He enjoyed it

I'm sure he did haha

[phil19]

i want to know who can pee when they have a boner???

[kbi the crowing]

i want to know who can pee when they have a boner???

I can

[phil19]

I can

really??
i have to wait for mine to go down before i can whizz.

[kbi the crowing]

really??
i have to wait for mine to go down before i can whizz.

it comes out slower and highly inaccurate, but possible

[phil19]

it comes out slower and highly inaccurate, but possible

oh, who knew.

[DaveZeroZero]

sleepy head could be risky. if the guy is not really awake and has to pee..he could for real pee in your mouth and not even realize it is happening.

in which case, i'd kill myself.
couldn't happen if he's got a boner - nature takes care of that by closing a valve when the penis is erect.

[kaycey]

good point.