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Waldorf
11/02/09, 03:39 PM
yo my honeys in the electoral college
this some real political shit here

now
here we go bitches

i dropped outta high school cuz i dont like math
i can't get a decent job cause i got no class
so i think i'll go on ap.net and post shitty-ass raps

yeee

shitty ass raps this real as it gets
like my homey jay and young jeezy
im livin life like it easy
i wasnt raised on tha streetz but hell yea im there now
all my money goes to my girlfriend who looks like a cow
i hate the fuckin president cause he's stupid and he takes my money when im in need
oh he a triflin friend indeed
and a hypocrite too
yeaa bitch
cause i know so much political shit
im gonna be a senator in prolly just a lil bit
and you fuckin 16 year olds are just like feedin what your parents told you so yourrrr stuuupid
see im smart
my parents taught me about politics and now i know alot about them so shut yo mouth u ap.net homos omg
yaaa
this real shit man
total political raps

now im gonna go eat a political snack
bitttch

i cant rhyme for shit
ryanhorizons
11/02/09, 05:19 PM
wow. that was prolly the worst thing ive ever read in my life. america keeps getting dumber by the day
kemichels
11/02/09, 05:34 PM
:-0
jeremypeele
11/02/09, 05:37 PM
wow. that was prolly the worst thing ive ever read in my life. america keeps getting dumber by the day


he was joking. i think. it's in response to all of these threads this one dude has been posting.
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1406412
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1405381
Waldorf
11/02/09, 05:37 PM
written from the perspective of these tools, by the way:

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1404651
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1406412

EDIT: patty stumph beat me to it
roughroads
11/02/09, 05:41 PM
I was waiting/hoping for someone to do something along these lines,
Somehow those kids didn't quite get that no one wants to hear their shitty (and i mean SHITTY) raps.
Waldorf
11/02/09, 05:44 PM
I was waiting/hoping for someone to do something along these lines,
Somehow those kids didn't quite get that no one wants to hear their shitty (and i mean SHITTY) raps.

I think mine might be unintentionally and genuinely better than this one:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1406412
Poe-tryGirl
11/02/09, 05:57 PM
Best rap I've seen on here. lol
gr33ndayfr3ak
11/02/09, 06:22 PM
That other dude it a complete idiot but this actually made me laugh.
bNz719
11/02/09, 06:31 PM
lmao
this > keke and his buttbuddy
Waldorf
11/02/09, 06:59 PM
haha glad you guys like it.
caveBEAR
11/02/09, 07:35 PM
Yo yo yo, lets all be nice
and turn down the ice
no need to be frontin
out there startin somethin
their raps may be shit
but they're autistic
who are we to say
that todays not the day
where the smart and literate
lose to the idiots
Waldorf
11/02/09, 07:37 PM
Yo yo yo, lets all be nice
and turn down the ice
no need to be frontin
out there startin somethin
their raps may be shit
but they're autistic
who are we to say
that todays not the day
where the smart and literate
lose to the idiots

my jaw just dropped because thats actually not half bad
caveBEAR
11/02/09, 07:42 PM
my jaw just dropped because thats actually not half bad

Yeah, I have been trying to study some of the better rappers flow more and more (that was just off the top of my head trying to think of things that rhyme) because I used to try to write lyrics for songs, but the ideas I try to convey usually work better in a rap form, because it tends to be a little verbose...
Waldorf
11/02/09, 07:45 PM
Yeah, I have been trying to study some of the better rappers flow more and more (that was just off the top of my head trying to think of things that rhyme) because I used to try to write lyrics for songs, but the ideas I try to convey usually work better in a rap form, because it tends to be a little verbose...

So you realize you could actually be really good?
behappy123
11/02/09, 07:53 PM
Waldorf
caveBEAR
11/02/09, 08:07 PM
So you realize you could actually be really good?

Yeah, I'm starting to get over my horrendous Irish whiteness and realize I could probably run circles around people. Go to the political forum, I made another in his WEAPONS OF LYRICAL DESTRUCTION thread. Although I think I lyrically destroyed him.

EDIT: Plus my flow and delivery is still amateurish, and I would like to polish it up more before I try it out. Don't want to sound like all the idiots flooding the board.
caveBEAR
11/02/09, 08:34 PM
Waldorf

WORLDWIDE!


Oh my god, I need to go listen to Good Charlotte's self-titled now.


Like the time in school when the cool kids beat us up
re7ard1337
11/02/09, 08:35 PM
yo my honeys in the electoral college
this some real political shit here


cause i know so much political shit
im gonna be a senator in prolly just a lil bit

now im gonna go eat a political snack
bitttch

these lines made me laugh quite a bit. but for the love of god, stop making so many threads! [that is in a facetious manner, not a dickish one.]
TFlow69
11/02/09, 08:50 PM
Yo yo yo, lets all be nice
and turn down the ice
no need to be frontin
out there startin somethin
their raps may be shit
but they're autistic
who are we to say
that todays not the day
where the smart and literate
lose to the idiots


Clap Clap Bravo
We just had the biggest silence of the night
Thank you bear for the stupidest shit
saddest thinggg
He tried!


THIS JUST IN
BeerForTheFag and Cockolf has just been spotted together...butt fucking