Oh my God...

[SilenceBrokenTT]

I just sent n00dz to my ex, while meaning to send them to my current gf... fuck.

[yves.]

just be like "wupz jk." all problems solved!

[SilenceBrokenTT]

I had two Y!IM windows open... and the only reply I saw was "Oh wow" then I blocked her. I can't believe this... I just started talking to her too last week after a couple months off since she was so in love with me still (was her first) and all this stuff. Jesus christ. There goes any chance of friendship with her again.

Thank god she lives in Chicago though.


Edit: I canceled the transfer before it went through (dragged the pix into the text input area, hit send) so she didn't get them, but saw the thumbnail of the first one.

[Mibabalou]

lol

[SincerelyMe]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2j4sxe9.jpg

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Fuck, forgot she has my new phone number too...

"It's okay dude, really. It was an accident. I get it. I just... I don't even know."

[behappy123]

:rotfl:

[papa_smurf]

I had two Y!IM windows open... and the only reply I saw was "Oh wow" then I blocked her. I can't believe this... I just started talking to her too last week after a couple months off since she was so in love with me still (was her first) and all this stuff. Jesus christ. There goes any chance of friendship with her again.

Thank god she lives in Chicago though.


Edit: I canceled the transfer before it went through (dragged the pix into the text input area, hit send) so she didn't get them, but saw the thumbnail of the first one.

I find this fucking hilarious.
"oh wow" haha what was she thinking? So good.
You should slap her and ask why she didn't return the favour.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Just text her back

"ha... ya.... i dont even know either. epic fail of a lifetime. the story you can tell now... just... yeah...."


Her reply:

"i wouldn't tell anybody. i was laughing at first, lol. it's cool though, i'm sorry. if things weren't weird enough."

[songydarko]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Weinstein]

I just sent n00dz to my ex, while meaning to send them to my current gf... fuck.

Why would you send nudes in the first place? Are you just seeking attention? Are you a narcissist?

[Waldorf]

wut

[everybodywakeup]

I had two Y!IM windows open...

I find the use of Yahoo messenger past the age of twelve a much more pressing issue.

[1mastalker]

I just sent n00dz to my ex, while meaning to send them to my current gf... fuck.
If she tries to talk to you or something just say "Sorry. I meant to send those to the person that completes me."

[werealldudes19]

hahhahahahaha

[Waldorf]

1) why do you have noodz
2) why are you sending them

[papa_smurf]

Why would you send nudes in the first place? Are you just seeking attention? Are you a narcissist?

To get them to send nudes back to him I guess...but hopefully he already had the nudes and was just returning the favour.
Otherwise he is a clown.
Even if the chick had sent nudes and awaiting a return-nude, then you should have just signed off and had "connection issues"
It's part of a woman's nature to get naked and take photos.

I find the use of Yahoo messenger past the age of twelve a much more pressing issue.

you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography.

[everybodywakeup]

To get them to send nudes back to him I guess...but hopefully he already had the nudes and was just returning the favour.
Otherwise he is a clown.
Even if the chick had sent nudes and awaiting a return-nude, then you should have just signed off and had "connection issues"
It's part of a woman's nature to get naked and take photos.



you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography.

Oh, I can't wait until the day you're finally banned.

[Waldorf]

To get them to send nudes back to him I guess...but hopefully he already had the nudes and was just returning the favour.
Otherwise he is a clown.
Even if the chick had sent nudes and awaiting a return-nude, then you should have just signed off and had "connection issues"
It's part of a woman's nature to get naked and take photos.



you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography.

hay guyz perv alert

[papa_smurf]

Oh, I can't wait until the day you're finally banned.

I like you, you're classy. :-d
PM me

[kemichels]

fake.

[papa_smurf]

fake.

whom? :hitler:

[anamericangod]

Probably would be a good idea to uninstall all messenger programs on your computer right now.

[zion the lion]

Its okay, n00dz dont really have the same affect on girls as they do on guys.

[Sventhegreat]

I wasn't aware people "IM-ed" anymore.

Back in the day though, man that was the shit. That's how I would spend my nights in like middle school. Good days indeed.

[kbi the crowing]

I find the use of Yahoo messenger past the age of twelve a much more pressing issue.

hahahaha agreed

[papa_smurf]

hahahaha agreed

you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography. :hitler:

[IntoTheSun]

you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography. :hitler:

Your :whistle:

Ironic how you have the hitler face...since I'm being a grammar Nazi.

[bladerdude360]

Sending noodz is just never a good idea.

[God damner]

Just tell her the truth bro.

[spunkmastaflex]

legen... waait for it... dary!

[BryterJonah]

To get them to send nudes back to him I guess...but hopefully he already had the nudes and was just returning the favour.
Otherwise he is a clown.
Even if the chick had sent nudes and awaiting a return-nude, then you should have just signed off and had "connection issues"
It's part of a woman's nature to get naked and take photos.



you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography.
There are n00dz all over the internet. It's not like what you could bribe yourself into is any better than the free shit on the interweb.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I wasn't aware people "IM-ed" anymore.

Back in the day though, man that was the shit. That's how I would spend my nights in like middle school. Good days indeed.

jeez i totally remember that. people would ask each other for sn's, make chatrooms with groups of people, or try and come up with a clever/funny sn.

then it was myspace, when everyone was trying to get on anyone's "top list", trying to get the most comments, get the coolest layout.

now it's facebook.

[BryterJonah]

Anyone ever see those n00dz with the blind chick from this site?

[zion the lion]

Anyone ever see those n00dz with the blind chick from this site?

I'm not getting how a blind chick would be able to take n00dz of herself (and know what she's taking a picture of), then post them on the internet.

[DanTGD]

I'm not getting how a blind chick would be able to take n00dz of herself (and know what she's taking a picture of), then post them on the internet.

I'm not getting how the blind chick could use the internet without help.

[zion the lion]

I'm not getting how the blind chick could use the internet without help.

They could put braille on the keyboard so that she knows what she's typing, and I guess someone could put in that software that works with blind people by having the robot voice speak whatever she's supposed to be writing, or if she was really lazy/didnt know how to read braille (which is lazy if you're blind), she could also get that thing on her computer where she speaks types out what she says for her.

[DanTGD]

They could put braille on the keyboard so that she knows what she's typing, and I guess someone could put in that software that works with blind people by having the robot voice speak whatever she's supposed to be writing, or if she was really lazy/didnt know how to read braille (which is lazy if you're blind), she could also get that thing on her computer where she speaks types out what she says for her.

I suppose, I'd say that sounds to strange to happen but I wouldn't be surprised. She might have thought she was on AbsoluteSpunk or something.

... terrible joke.

[zion the lion]

I suppose, I'd say that sounds to strange to happen but I wouldn't be surprised. She might have thought she was on AbsoluteSpunk or something.

... terrible joke.

I hate how people molested good words for dumb sexual things like spunk...seriously I like the word spunk it's adorable, why does it have to be used for something so nasty? And becky? I cant call my younger cousin "becky" ever again without feeling horrible.

[DanTGD]

I hate how people molested good words for dumb sexual things like spunk...seriously I like the word spunk it's adorable, why does it have to be used for something so nasty? And becky? I cant call my younger cousin "becky" ever again without feeling horrible.

Because people are immate and sooner or later EVERYTHING will have a sexual underlay to it.

I'm unaware of the sexual meaning of Becky, I don't think that's made its way over to the UK yet... but thats my sisters name so I'm torn between finding out and struggling to keep conversation when i get home without throwing up.

[zion the lion]

Because people are immate and sooner or later EVERYTHING will have a sexual underlay to it.

I'm unaware of the sexual meaning of Becky, I don't think that's made its way over to the UK yet... but thats my sisters name so I'm torn between finding out and struggling to keep conversation when i get home without throwing up.

Sooner or later I'm just going to take everyone's nerve endings in their genitalia away so that they dont turn everything in to sex.

Good blow job.

Listen to that song Becky...look at the lyrics. I used to play it all the time when I was watching my 2 year old cousin, and we would dance to this song. It got to the point where she says "gimme that beckayyyy" when she feels like hearing it. Now I have to go back to teaching her all the words to Make It Rain.

[DanTGD]

Sooner or later I'm just going to take everyone's nerve endings in their genitalia away so that they dont turn everything in to sex.

Good blow job.

Listen to that song Becky...look at the lyrics. I used to play it all the time when I was watching my 2 year old cousin, and we would dance to this song. It got to the point where she says "gimme that beckayyyy" when she feels like hearing it. Now I have to go back to teaching her all the words to Make It Rain.

But then the human population will decrease by milli.... no thats a good idea, just make sure to not destory the ones that are needed for breeding like scientists and me.

Oh well then i'm glad i haven't heard that song then... something tells me i won't like it or care for it.

it's better when there's a hidden meaning in the song so it's not to perverted and obvious, like in a load of Fall Out Boy and All Time Low songs. that way you can pretend its not really there if you need to.

[zion the lion]

But then the human population will decrease by milli.... no thats a good idea, just make sure to not destory the ones that are needed for breeding like scientists and me.

Oh well then i'm glad i haven't heard that song then... something tells me i won't like it or care for it.

it's better when there's a hidden meaning in the song so it's not to perverted and obvious, like in a load of Fall Out Boy and All Time Low songs. that way you can pretend its not really there if you need to.

The people I consider to have desirable dna, will keep their nerve endings, and the women will too, because theres really no reason to get rid of something (aka the clitty-roo) when it's only purpose is pleasure...sadly, you will not be included in this new society.

Its something to dance to when you decide to turn your living room into a super exclusive club.

I dont listen to either of those, so I wouldnt really know.

[DanTGD]

The people I consider to have desirable dna, will keep their nerve endings, and the women will too, because theres really no reason to get rid of something (aka the clitty-roo) when it's only purpose is pleasure...sadly, you will not be included in this new society.

Well, I choose to go all Logan's run on your ass and escape the "new society" you're building and find a new place with a colony of people who you chose to be "unbreedable."

We shall learn, and become powerful, and get our revenge after we form an alliance with the crab people.

[zion the lion]

Well, I choose to go all Logan's run on your ass and escape the "new society" you're building and find a new place with a colony of people who you chose to be "unbreedable."

We shall learn, and become powerful, and get our revenge after we form an alliance with the crab people.

no.

[DanTGD]

no.

You say that now, but when we over power you you'll beg us for mercy.

[zion the lion]

You say that now, but when we over power you you'll beg us for mercy.

You realize that you can have sex and breed all you want, I'm not taking away your ability to have sex. I know you'll all continue fucking each other even though I'm keeping the women, but I'm not sure how well your breeding will go since it's just going to be mainly men and a few dumb nymphos...you'll have children, but soon it will end up just a bunch of inbreeding.

[DanTGD]

You realize that you can have sex and breed all you want, I'm not taking away your ability to have sex. I know you'll all continue fucking each other even though I'm keeping the women, but I'm not sure how well your breeding will go since it's just going to be mainly men and a few dumb nymphos...you'll have children, but soon it will end up just a bunch of inbreeding.

I'm sure your selection of people will leave plenty to form my renegade society without the need to inbreeding.

We also do not allow inbreeders in, they have they're own place...

[zion the lion]

I'm sure your selection of people will leave plenty to form my renegade society without the need to inbreeding.

We also do not allow inbreeders in, they have they're own place...

I'm keeping the women, because it would be a complete waste to get rid of their clitoris, the nympho's you can have, but you realize that by me stripping all of those people of their genital nerve endings, they wont find sex enjoyable, and will realize how dumb it is...and if all you have is a few ugly nymphos, you'll produce offspring (some of which are likely to be girls) and in 15 years you'll find them attractive and bang them which will only create more offspring and within a generation or two, there will be definite inbreeding going on. You wouldnt be able to keep your little colony going any either way.

[DanTGD]

I'm keeping the women, because it would be a complete waste to get rid of their clitoris, the nympho's you can have, but you realize that by me stripping all of those people of their genital nerve endings, they wont find sex enjoyable, and will realize how dumb it is...and if all you have is a few ugly nymphos, you'll produce offspring (some of which are likely to be girls) and in 15 years you'll find them attractive and bang them which will only create more offspring and within a generation or two, there will be definite inbreeding going on. You wouldnt be able to keep your little colony going any either way.

You can't get everyones nerves at once while you're busy taking over the US to begin with I can start on Europe and China.

then it will be an epic war between your selection of the american / canadian / mexican population against my european / chinese / crab people empire.

[zion the lion]

You can't get everyones nerves at once while you're busy taking over the US to begin with I can start on Europe and China.

then it will be an epic war between your selection of the american / canadian / mexican population against my european / chinese / crab people empire.

Forget it, I'll just kill myself...this whole species has gone to hell anyway.

[DanTGD]

Forget it, I'll just kill myself...this whole species has gone to hell anyway.

See... told you I'd succeed. *Waves flag of European/Chinese/Crap People nation*

[zion the lion]

See... told you I'd succeed. *Waves flag of European/Chinese/Crap People nation*

You would have still been able to have sex and reproduce just fine...I would have just kept a lot of the women (why take away the one thing in the human body that only causes pleasure) in tact.

[DanTGD]

You would have still been able to have sex and reproduce just fine...I would have just kept a lot of the women (why take away the one thing in the human body that only causes pleasure) in tact.

Maybe I want the women you're trying to keep from me.

(I'm really just randomly answering now, I think any base on reality was gone long before the crab people were mentioned.)

[zion the lion]

Maybe I want the women you're trying to keep from me.

(I'm really just randomly answering now, I think any base on reality was gone long before the crab people were mentioned.)

You can have them, I'm not keeping them away in a gated society...but what are you going to do with no nerve endings in your genital area? You wont be able to enjoy the women.

edit: crab people = ick.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Was/am using IM because when you're in a room/building full of guys (I'm at my AIT), sometimes you don't want to talk on the phone in front of them about... stuff. So that's why I use IM. Skype and YIM's webcam features weren't working for some reason, hence... pix.

[DanTGD]

You can have them, I'm not keeping them away in a gated society...but what are you going to do with no nerve endings in your genital area? You wont be able to enjoy the women.

edit: crab people = ick.

I thought I made it clear that my Eurpoean / Chinese empire would be free from the grasp of your American/Canadian takeover?

[hellogorgeous]

You really made an entire thread about this?

[Smash Adams]

You really made an entire thread about this?
Should he have made half a thread instead?

[deFobbed14yrs]

Should he have made half a thread instead?

that made me chuckle

[hellogorgeous]

Should he have made half a thread instead?

Yes

[caress me down]

Its okay, n00dz dont really have the same affect on girls as they do on guys.
qft qft qft qft qft

[ohioforlovers]

At least you sent them to your ex and not like some random person who you would never want to see you n00d.

[argg_xo]

Its okay, n00dz dont really have the same affect on girls as they do on guys.
i will wholeheartedly agree with you on this.

[Smash Adams]

i will wholeheartedly agree with you on this.
:bluesad: last present I ever give you

[argg_xo]

:bluesad: last present I ever give you
The only n00dz i would appreciate are yours, Ian bby.

[Smash Adams]

The only n00dz i would appreciate are yours, Ian bby.
Damn straight, also I was under the impression that girls, for some strange reason, didn't find penises to be totally repulsive and ugly

[argg_xo]

Damn straight, also I was under the impression that girls, for some strange reason, didn't find penises to be totally repulsive and ugly
lamo. Girls don't find penises to be repulsive and ugly for the most part, I just think n00dz from girls are more attractive than dude n00dz.

[Smash Adams]

lamo. Girls don't find penises to be repulsive and ugly for the most part, I just think n00dz from girls are more attractive than dude n00dz.
Eh I would lose any respect for any girl that sent me noodz but I'm classy

[argg_xo]

Eh I would lose any respect for any girl that sent me noodz but I'm classy
I'll remember that next time I feel the need to send you n00dz.

[kbi the crowing]

you were sending men you're nudes up until age 12 and not after? that's fucked.
You're the reason for child pornography. :hitler:

what the fuck are you talking about?

[yellowhouse]

Super fail!

[AndrewIcex]

I'm sorry to hear of your struggles... but look on the bright side, at least some dude you know didn't send you n00dz accidentally.

[Kassie09]

i have accidentally sent a picture to someone i should not have

did not realize 2 names were checked

it was a real holy fuck moment.

[Smash Adams]

i have accidentally sent a picture to someone i should not have

did not realize 2 names were checked

it was a real holy fuck moment.
sorry I posted that on facebook

[Kassie09]

sorry I posted that on facebook

think of how much that'd suck for someone to upload n00dz and tag you in them

damn, that'd be awesome revenge one day

[Smash Adams]

think of how much that'd suck for someone to upload n00dz and tag you in them

damn, that'd be awesome revenge one day
I think they'd get deleted pretty quickly
The fact that you have these thoughts scares me, and that's saying something coming from me

[Kassie09]

I think they'd get deleted pretty quickly
The fact that you have these thoughts scares me, and that's saying something coming from me

Just call me Regina George.

[Smash Adams]

Just call me Regina George.
Okay Regina George, who do I get to be? How about Glen Coco

[Kassie09]

Okay Regina George, who do I get to be? How about Glen Coco
..I thought maybe you'd wanna be Gretchen Weiners.

[Smash Adams]

..I thought maybe you'd wanna be Gretchen Weiners.
I do like toaster strudels, and her boobs

[Kassie09]

I do like toaster strudels, and her boobs
mary can be karen, using her boobies to predict the weather

[Smash Adams]

mary can be karen, using her boobies to predict the weather
Is Rachel Cady? We did kinda corrupt her

[Kassie09]

Is Rachel Cady? We did kinda corrupt her

Yes, she is...mwahahah

[Heart-A-Tact]

mary can be karen, using her boobies to predict the weather

Hahaha.

[Kassie09]

Hahaha.

Mary's boobs jokes will never die, even though pl has.

[Smash Adams]

Mary's boobs jokes will never die, even though pl has.
Her bday is 2 weeks from today, PL better not be dead that day

[Kassie09]

Her bday is 2 weeks from today, PL better not be dead that day

yay
hey ian

i posted something on your wall the other day
did you see it

[Smash Adams]

yay
hey ian

i posted something on your wall the other day
did you see it
I saw it now, awwwww

[Urglegrew]

hahaha just say ridididididuuu


thank you andy bernard

[lightupthesky]

Sending noodz is always the best idea.

fixed

[papa_smurf]

i have accidentally sent a picture to someone i should not have

did not realize 2 names were checked

I don't care and neither should you..

Aww you've sent n00dz?
I'm so distraught!
You're hot and I missed out.
fuck the police.

[Waldorf]

i have no noodz

[BozzBlonde]

I just sent n00dz to my ex, while meaning to send them to my current gf... fuck.

Just the fact that you spelt it like "n00dz" makes this an awesome thread in my opinion.

[wendjiqn]

Anyone ever see those n00dz with the blind chick from this site?
oh liciakasher? yeah those fucked with my head.

[zion the lion]

I thought I made it clear that my Eurpoean / Chinese empire would be free from the grasp of your American/Canadian takeover?

I get mexico too right?

And since you didnt already call it, I get all of the other continents and islands.

[DanTGD]

I get mexico too right?

And since you didnt already call it, I get all of the other continents and islands.

Well Australia is still mine, cause the queen of england still owns them, we're on their flag and everything.

and by china i mean asia.

this is like risk

i move 7 troopers onto russia...

your move.

[chassmariee]

7247975501

[wendjiqn]

7247975501
4133881872

:flirt:

[unionx]

Where are they OP? I want to see them.

[zion the lion]

Well Australia is still mine, cause the queen of england still owns them, we're on their flag and everything.

and by china i mean asia.

this is like risk

i move 7 troopers onto russia...

your move.

I dont play risk, I play dirty, and when I play dirty, I get to keep Japan, Mongolia, India, Israel, Russia, and all of the asian countries other than China, and since those countries are male domniated, I can win them over with my delicate little womanly flowery charm.

I've already won this game, just by having a vagina...you see, a vagina (and the rest of the pre packaged goodies I come with) wins just about everything.

[DanTGD]

I dont play risk, I play dirty, and when I play dirty, I get to keep Japan, Mongolia, India, Israel, Russia, and all of the asian countries other than China, and since those countries are male domniated, I can win them over with my delicate little womanly flowery charm.

I've already won this game, just by having a vagina...you see, a vagina (and the rest of the pre packaged goodies I come with) wins just about everything.

It doesn't win a "who has the biggest penis" competition.

Fine, I'll take the small islands around the world, Australia, New Zeland, North and South poles, and Argentina, Jamaca, Barbados, Iceland, Cuba and All countries in the African continent.

I don't have a reason for picking them apart from most of them get really nice weather so my various hide outs can be sunny.

[papa_smurf]

It doesn't win a "who has the biggest penis" competition.

I beg to differ.
Girls probably have there very same competition, relating it to thier b/f's penis.

Also, if you have a vagina, you could pretty much get the biggest penis cut off and given to you.

[DanTGD]

I beg to differ.
Girls probably have there very same competition, relating it to thier b/f's penis.

Also, if you have a vagina, you could pretty much get the biggest penis cut off and given to you.

fine... who has the biggest penis that they were born with and has not been surgically attatched or stolen from boys willing to donate because your of your clevage.

[papa_smurf]

fine... who has the biggest penis that they were born with and has not been surgically attatched or stolen from boys willing to donate because your of your clevage.

I'm pretty sure she said "just about everything"
I don't think something that specific would be included in "just about everything"

[DanTGD]

I'm pretty sure she said "just about everything"
I don't think something that specific would be included in "just about everything"

lol she may be that specific, we'll have to wait and see when she comes back with exact times and dates of this taking over the world thing and how she's gonna win 'who has the biggest penis'

[papa_smurf]

How did we end up talking about "risk" from some douchbag sending n00dz to the wrong babe?

[zion the lion]

It doesn't win a "who has the biggest penis" competition.

Fine, I'll take the small islands around the world, Australia, New Zeland, North and South poles, and Argentina, Jamaca, Barbados, Iceland, Cuba and All countries in the African continent.

I don't have a reason for picking them apart from most of them get really nice weather so my various hide outs can be sunny.

I already claimed all of that, and I have already won.

I beg to differ.
Girls probably have there very same competition, relating it to thier b/f's penis.

Also, if you have a vagina, you could pretty much get the biggest penis cut off and given to you.

None of my friends want to do that competition with me because me and my boytoy always win.

and its totally true.

lol she may be that specific, we'll have to wait and see when she comes back with exact times and dates of this taking over the world thing and how she's gonna win 'who has the biggest penis'

I am that specific, and yes that was included in "pretty much everything"

[DanTGD]

I already claimed all of that, and I have already won.


I am that specific, and yes that was included in "pretty much everything"


Do you have a flag for your claims? I do.


You're the type of person that I'd have as a friend but still argue with them everyday and still not actually be mad cause I find the basis of these arguments to funny.

I hate it when people do that.

[zion the lion]

Do you have a flag for your claims? I do.


You're the type of person that I'd have as a friend but still argue with them everyday and still not actually be mad cause I find the basis of these arguments to funny.

I hate it when people do that.

Yeah I do.

We'd be the type of friends who sit around arguing all day about why girl feet are smaller than guys or how people discovered sex. Or just shit like this.

[DanTGD]

Yeah I do.

We'd be the type of friends who sit around arguing all day about why girl feet are smaller than guys or how people discovered sex. Or just shit like this.

I could make a really sexist joke here but without the sarcastic tone of my voice here I actually will sound sexist.

Well there's two main theories just like the creation of man, the "creation" version where God create Adam, Eve and a diagram of how to make babies, or the "Evolution" version, which is pretty much that it would come from our instincts as monkeys, so we would already have it pre-built into our systems.

[zion the lion]

I could make a really sexist joke here but without the sarcastic tone of my voice here I actually will sound sexist.

Well there's two main theories just like the creation of man, the "creation" version where God create Adam, Eve and a diagram of how to make babies, or the "Evolution" version, which is pretty much that it would come from our instincts as monkeys, so we would already have it pre-built into our systems.

How is it in our instincts to have sex when guys have a hard time finding the hole for the first time?

[limepomegranate]

Haha I am so sorry but I find this extremely hilarious!

[DanTGD]

How is it in our instincts to have sex when guys have a hard time finding the hole for the first time?

See that's unfair, it's fairly obvious for the girl to know what to do first time, as there's a big (or small if the girls unfortunate) hint at what to stick in there, with a guy, if he's clueless he's not gonna do very well.

But the instincts as animals transfer over to humans, we still have most animal urges, they just only come out when drunk, examples being pissing up things and sleeping on the floor.

[zion the lion]

See that's unfair, it's fairly obvious for the girl to know what to do first time, as there's a big (or small if the girls unfortunate) hint at what to stick in there, with a guy, if he's clueless he's not gonna do very well.

But the instincts as animals transfer over to humans, we still have most animal urges, they just only come out when drunk, examples being pissing up things and sleeping on the floor.

Yeah but if you have sex at the age where your instincts kick in, then the girl may not know where the hole is either. Also, its a natural instinct to stay away from pain, and sex hurts the first few times for the girl...if she has sex once and realizes it hurts she's not going to want to do it again (without the influence of society)...unless she's raped the first few times, which is a basic instinct.

[DanTGD]

Yeah but if you have sex at the age where your instincts kick in, then the girl may not know where the hole is either. Also, its a natural instinct to stay away from pain, and sex hurts the first few times for the girl...if she has sex once and realizes it hurts she's not going to want to do it again (without the influence of society)...unless she's raped the first few times, which is a basic instinct.

Well, ignoring rape, cause that's not a good road to go down...

I've been told it hurts but it still feels good as well, so I imagine it'd be the same effect we get with alcohol, only at the same time rather then waiting until the morning afterwards you get it at as unfortunate double.

Plus you could find out you're into the whole pain for pleasure thing, and then be disapointed once you've become adjusted to you're lovers equipment.


I wanna know the first people who found out sex is what caused babies, for a while they must have just walked around like getting fatter and being like "why am i gaining this much weight?" and then a baby pops out and they have no idea how it happened.

[zion the lion]

Well, ignoring rape, cause that's not a good road to go down...

I've been told it hurts but it still feels good as well, so I imagine it'd be the same effect we get with alcohol, only at the same time rather then waiting until the morning afterwards you get it at as unfortunate double.

Plus you could find out you're into the whole pain for pleasure thing, and then be disapointed once you've become adjusted to you're lovers equipment.


I wanna know the first people who found out sex is what caused babies, for a while they must have just walked around like getting fatter and being like "why am i gaining this much weight?" and then a baby pops out and they have no idea how it happened.

Did you ever see that thing where the male chimps try to have sex with the female ones but they're too filled up with estrogen and dont want to do it, so they try to force their way and then give up and the males just end up blowing each other?

I wouldnt know about that, but I'm fully expecting it to hurt and for me not to orgasm at all. I think people make themselves forget about all of the unpleasant affects of alcohol when they drink, or they convince themselves that they'll beat the system and wake up perfectly fine and not in sheets full of vomit the next day.

I'm not sure that pre civilization humans had fetishes like masochism when they started having sex. But there are people who are more than well endowed and as much as I like to think I'm a little bit masochistic, I dont think I'll ever adjust to my love interest's equipment.

Its like all of those girls on I Didnt Know I Was Pregnant...but I dont think it would take too long to realize that the reason something is coming from their vagina is because a man shot something in there. I do wonder how long it would take them to figure out they were pregnant though.

[DanTGD]

Did you ever see that thing where the male chimps try to have sex with the female ones but they're too filled up with estrogen and dont want to do it, so they try to force their way and then give up and the males just end up blowing each other?

I wouldnt know about that, but I'm fully expecting it to hurt and for me not to orgasm at all. I think people make themselves forget about all of the unpleasant affects of alcohol when they drink, or they convince themselves that they'll beat the system and wake up perfectly fine and not in sheets full of vomit the next day.

I'm not sure that pre civilization humans had fetishes like masochism when they started having sex. But there are people who are more than well endowed and as much as I like to think I'm a little bit masochistic, I dont think I'll ever adjust to my love interest's equipment.

Its like all of those girls on I Didnt Know I Was Pregnant...but I dont think it would take too long to realize that the reason something is coming from their vagina is because a man shot something in there. I do wonder how long it would take them to figure out they were pregnant though.

Nah I never saw that, I'd search for it but I wouldn't know what to search other than "gay monkey porn" and that could raise all sorts of questions if someone looks through here.

If it's both your first time it's not so much of an orgasm it's more of feeling close to someone, and then you work at it together. If you're with someone who has before (and he's not a dickhead he'll do what I did) and go slow and gentle, instead of being a retard and just instantly going full force into it only thinking of himself...... but then again 90% of the population think that.

well you never know really, pre-civilisation was too long to tell, but ancient Greece were fans of beastiality and sodomy.

I'm on the opposite end of that problem that sometimes girls do need to "adjust", but it's all about the one your with really, you shouldn't be with someone just for sex, that's just a delightful bonus if you do it right.

We had a programme here about a girl who was never told about sex and home schooled, and then she snuck out one night to meet up with someone on the internet and had sex with him, then when she had a baby she had no idea what was happening and took her life halfway through labour cause she couldn't stand the pain and not knowing what was happening, which is pretty awful.

[phil19]

nice work. so long as your current lady doesnt find out you're all good

[papa_smurf]

There is a fly on my screen and it's bugging me.

[zion the lion]

Nah I never saw that, I'd search for it but I wouldn't know what to search other than "gay monkey porn" and that could raise all sorts of questions if someone looks through here.

If it's both your first time it's not so much of an orgasm it's more of feeling close to someone, and then you work at it together. If you're with someone who has before (and he's not a dickhead he'll do what I did) and go slow and gentle, instead of being a retard and just instantly going full force into it only thinking of himself...... but then again 90% of the population think that.

well you never know really, pre-civilisation was too long to tell, but ancient Greece were fans of beastiality and sodomy.

I'm on the opposite end of that problem that sometimes girls do need to "adjust", but it's all about the one your with really, you shouldn't be with someone just for sex, that's just a delightful bonus if you do it right.

We had a programme here about a girl who was never told about sex and home schooled, and then she snuck out one night to meet up with someone on the internet and had sex with him, then when she had a baby she had no idea what was happening and took her life halfway through labour cause she couldn't stand the pain and not knowing what was happening, which is pretty awful.

I saw another one where the monkeys were swinging around in their little monkey room and each male would take a turn swinging around while the others would blow him...Not like I look at monkey porn.

My ex boyfriend (who's the only one I would ever consider doing it with) isnt a virgin, and I know he wont go full force or anything...it's just huge. And I know too many girls who were expecting to see the face of god or something when they had sex for the first time, and were really disappointed. I've been smart enough to realize that its not going to be romantic or amazing, but awkward and painful. One of my friends told me she knew nothing about queefing until her first time when...I laughed for days about it.

How did she kill herself? People really should be way more open about both sex and having children. I know from personal experience there's a lot about labor and pregnancy that isnt talked about, until it actually happens. So then 44 hours after this mucous plug plops out, you're trying to push a baby out and then you realize that a doctor is cutting your taint, and that you never see that part when you watch someone a character give birth in a sitcom. It's something that everyone needs to know.

[DanTGD]

I saw another one where the monkeys were swinging around in their little monkey room and each male would take a turn swinging around while the others would blow him...Not like I look at monkey porn.

My ex boyfriend (who's the only one I would ever consider doing it with) isnt a virgin, and I know he wont go full force or anything...it's just huge. And I know too many girls who were expecting to see the face of god or something when they had sex for the first time, and were really disappointed. I've been smart enough to realize that its not going to be romantic or amazing, but awkward and painful. One of my friends told me she knew nothing about queefing until her first time when...I laughed for days about it.

How did she kill herself? People really should be way more open about both sex and having children. I know from personal experience there's a lot about labor and pregnancy that isnt talked about, until it actually happens. So then 44 hours after this mucous plug plops out, you're trying to push a baby out and then you realize that a doctor is cutting your taint, and that you never see that part when you watch someone a character give birth in a sitcom. It's something that everyone needs to know.

Haha, fair enough, I saw one where a monkey had sex with like the highest ranked female monkey in the group, and then the other monkey's beat him to death with rocks.

Once you get over the pain you'll realise bigger is better until it gets to freakish sizes haha. (also kind of depends on how tall you are)

Hahahaha one of my ex girlfriends done that, I couldn't continue I was too busy laughing, got me in abit of trouble but it was just to damn funny to ignore.

It can be romantic, if you know the pains worth it to be close to the person you're with.

Yeah there's alot of stuff that's not shown on TV, but I think Friends would have been different if there was a whole episode with Rachel depressed that she'd been stretched out.

[papa_smurf]

I wish I was bored enough to read all this.

[zion the lion]

Haha, fair enough, I saw one where a monkey had sex with like the highest ranked female monkey in the group, and then the other monkey's beat him to death with rocks.

Once you get over the pain you'll realise bigger is better until it gets to freakish sizes haha. (also kind of depends on how tall you are)

Hahahaha one of my ex girlfriends done that, I couldn't continue I was too busy laughing, got me in abit of trouble but it was just to damn funny to ignore.

It can be romantic, if you know the pains worth it to be close to the person you're with.

Yeah there's alot of stuff that's not shown on TV, but I think Friends would have been different if there was a whole episode with Rachel depressed that she'd been stretched out.

Ohh monkey murder. I've never seen that. I'm totally fine with watching people get killed, or seeing dead people, but I get so sad when I see dead animals.

What's a freakish size though? And how does being tall change it?

I heard that happens with big penises. If it ever happens to me I dont know if I'm going to start crying or laughing. I'll probably start laughing, and then the moment will be killed.

Being stretched out is probably the least of the problems. But once someone goes through all of that crazy pregnancy shit, they dont tell other people who are about to have babies. Its kind of mean, but hilarious at the same time.

[DanTGD]

Ohh monkey murder. I've never seen that. I'm totally fine with watching people get killed, or seeing dead people, but I get so sad when I see dead animals.

What's a freakish size though? And how does being tall change it?

I heard that happens with big penises. If it ever happens to me I dont know if I'm going to start crying or laughing. I'll probably start laughing, and then the moment will be killed.

Being stretched out is probably the least of the problems. But once someone goes through all of that crazy pregnancy shit, they dont tell other people who are about to have babies. Its kind of mean, but hilarious at the same time.

I don't like seeing anything killed thats real tbh. In films it's just slightly funny sometimes.

Well, if you're like 5 foot, a larger penis could seem even bigger cause of your proportion lol. (from experience I know this.) so it might be abit more adjusting but overall worth it. that's what i was told anyway.

well, it's happened with me, but I wouldn't really be comfortable asking my friends if its happened to them and the size of their penis lol. thats an awkward moment.

it is kinda funny, it's the same as when you do something stupid that hurts and then trick people into doing it as well.

[zion the lion]

I don't like seeing anything killed thats real tbh. In films it's just slightly funny sometimes.

Well, if you're like 5 foot, a larger penis could seem even bigger cause of your proportion lol. (from experience I know this.) so it might be abit more adjusting but overall worth it. that's what i was told anyway.

well, it's happened with me, but I wouldn't really be comfortable asking my friends if its happened to them and the size of their penis lol. thats an awkward moment.

it is kinda funny, it's the same as when you do something stupid that hurts and then trick people into doing it as well.

I used to cry hysterically when anyone died in a movie, even if it was just an extra, until I was about 8. My mom took me to go see Kill Bill when it came out in theaters and we had to leave because I couldnt handle it, and then all of the sudden it kind of changed and I couldnt give two shits, even if I saw it in real life.

I'm 5'2"...I think I'm screwed. I actually thought the most awkward thing would be the fact that he's 14 inches taller than me, until I remembered the other stuff.

It must be easier for girls to talk about that shit than it is for guys to.

I love it! But then it seems like people who have already had children forget exactly how much pregnancy sucks when they get pregnant again. As if they dont realize there's a tumor growing inside them for almost a year.

[DanTGD]

I used to cry hysterically when anyone died in a movie, even if it was just an extra, until I was about 8. My mom took me to go see Kill Bill when it came out in theaters and we had to leave because I couldnt handle it, and then all of the sudden it kind of changed and I couldnt give two shits, even if I saw it in real life.

I'm 5'2"...I think I'm screwed. I actually thought the most awkward thing would be the fact that he's 14 inches taller than me, until I remembered the other stuff.

It must be easier for girls to talk about that shit than it is for guys to.

I love it! But then it seems like people who have already had children forget exactly how much pregnancy sucks when they get pregnant again. As if they dont realize there's a tumor growing inside them for almost a year.

I can't handle real life death, but that's cause of family members and close friends passing away. But I try not to let that bring me down in every aspect of life cause I don't want it to control my life.

I'm 5'6 and erm... "out of proportion" in a good way. It's abit of surprise for most girls, but i was with someone who's 4'10" and they adjusted pretty quickly, its just the initial shock haha. after that you'll probably appreciate you're smaller so you can experience things better ;) hahahaha.

Girls seem to be alot more open, I've had full on conversations with on my best friends in person about (and examined) her nipples cause she thought they were odd. But I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to check out my best guy friends testicles haha.

Well I think after the pregnancy it's worth that they have a child, the pain's probably worth it. But then I guess it's your view on children to, and as you called them "tumours" i don't think yours is very high :-d

[zion the lion]

I can't handle real life death, but that's cause of family members and close friends passing away. But I try not to let that bring me down in every aspect of life cause I don't want it to control my life.

I'm 5'6 and erm... "out of proportion" in a good way. It's abit of surprise for most girls, but i was with someone who's 4'10" and they adjusted pretty quickly, its just the initial shock haha. after that you'll probably appreciate you're smaller so you can experience things better ;) hahahaha.

Girls seem to be alot more open, I've had full on conversations with on my best friends in person about (and examined) her nipples cause she thought they were odd. But I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to check out my best guy friends testicles haha.

Well I think after the pregnancy it's worth that they have a child, the pain's probably worth it. But then I guess it's your view on children to, and as you called them "tumours" i don't think yours is very high :-d

A lot of the people in my family died in 95, so I was still a baby pretty much, then a whole bunch died in 07/08...they die in waves.

Yeah until I do the nasty, I'm going to hate being short. I was supposed to be 6 foot or 5'10 and I'm not. I went to the book store and I was trying to reach a book, and I'm like standing on my tip toes and stretching and everyone was just watching me. I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass but everyone else was just an asshole for not helping me.

I dont get why guys arent as open with each other...like I assumed that they would stand next to each other in the bathroom (like girls do) or all share one dressing room while shopping. Its so weird. We model our underwear for each other and take showers with each other half of the time and its not a big deal at all.

Haha no, I like kids, I watch my friend's kids all the time so that they can go to work and school and whatever. I just made an observation once that they're like parasitic tumors growing inside you for 10 months...by the end of it, a lot of the people I know who have been pregnant are miserable and angry at the world.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Is this thread even on the OT anymore? lol...

Haven't talked to her since. Don't think I will...

[DanTGD]

A lot of the people in my family died in 95, so I was still a baby pretty much, then a whole bunch died in 07/08...they die in waves.

Yeah until I do the nasty, I'm going to hate being short. I was supposed to be 6 foot or 5'10 and I'm not. I went to the book store and I was trying to reach a book, and I'm like standing on my tip toes and stretching and everyone was just watching me. I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass but everyone else was just an asshole for not helping me.

I dont get why guys arent as open with each other...like I assumed that they would stand next to each other in the bathroom (like girls do) or all share one dressing room while shopping. Its so weird. We model our underwear for each other and take showers with each other half of the time and its not a big deal at all.

i'm sorry to hear that, outside of the family thats inside my house I haven't talked to all of them but one in about six years, so I don't know whats happening really.

The fear of doing it before hand is quite big, there's a fear for guys as well, well some guys, mine was afraid of not being good enough for the girl, i'm that kind of person, but it was all good. You just gotta wait til the special someone... or who you think is the special someone at the time... to come along.

Ahhh I know the feeling, I've only recently but on the 6 inches, but I'm still I.D'd for 15 and 18 films / dvds / anything, cause I look like a 13 year old, it's really bad. Eventually I'll get to about 26 / 27 and love that I look young, but until then I'll hate it haha.

Also... "I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass" made me lmao.

you need to have a real bromance with someone to go past the usual short sentences of things. My two closest guy friends we'll talk about alot of things and things that probably shouldn't be talked about, but we don't "compare" there's discussions about it, but nothing really specific, I think it's like the fear of knowing your friend is bigger than you haha. My friend Chris seemed to be genuinly amazed / annoyed he couldn't beat a story that I told him the other day.

[zion the lion]

i'm sorry to hear that, outside of the family thats inside my house I haven't talked to all of them but one in about six years, so I don't know whats happening really.

The fear of doing it before hand is quite big, there's a fear for guys as well, well some guys, mine was afraid of not being good enough for the girl, i'm that kind of person, but it was all good. You just gotta wait til the special someone... or who you think is the special someone at the time... to come along.

Ahhh I know the feeling, I've only recently but on the 6 inches, but I'm still I.D'd for 15 and 18 films / dvds / anything, cause I look like a 13 year old, it's really bad. Eventually I'll get to about 26 / 27 and love that I look young, but until then I'll hate it haha.

Also... "I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass" made me lmao.

you need to have a real bromance with someone to go past the usual short sentences of things. My two closest guy friends we'll talk about alot of things and things that probably shouldn't be talked about, but we don't "compare" there's discussions about it, but nothing really specific, I think it's like the fear of knowing your friend is bigger than you haha. My friend Chris seemed to be genuinly amazed / annoyed he couldn't beat a story that I told him the other day.

They were all sick and miserable and crazy anyway, so its like they're in a way better place now. My mom was really upset to find out a couple of my aunts died though, we lost touch with them and nobody told my mom when they died. My friend/whatever is really afraid of hurting me, because of his size. So I dont tell hem how worried I am about the pain.

People say I look like I'm 13...I dont get I.D'd but its because I just do a lot of that stuff with my mom.

Yeah, comparing doesnt work with girls because the parts to compare are pretty visible. I dont get the whole penis size thing though, unless its like 3 inches, theres nothing to worry about.

[DanTGD]

They were all sick and miserable and crazy anyway, so its like they're in a way better place now. My mom was really upset to find out a couple of my aunts died though, we lost touch with them and nobody told my mom when they died. My friend/whatever is really afraid of hurting me, because of his size. So I dont tell hem how worried I am about the pain.

People say I look like I'm 13...I dont get I.D'd but its because I just do a lot of that stuff with my mom.

Yeah, comparing doesnt work with girls because the parts to compare are pretty visible. I dont get the whole penis size thing though, unless its like 3 inches, theres nothing to worry about.

my outside family made alot of my life difficult so thats why we don't talk, but i'll probably still feel something if I know they've gone.

If you talk to him about it, that could lead to your decision of wether he is right for you or not, if he just laughs, then kick him in the nads, if he talks you through it and its genuinely nice it might help.

Lol well my size was talked about quite abit by a drunk girlfriend at a party... that may have something to do with it. Girls seem to find it more funnier comparing, guys as always, make things a competition.

[zion the lion]

my outside family made alot of my life difficult so thats why we don't talk, but i'll probably still feel something if I know they've gone.

If you talk to him about it, that could lead to your decision of wether he is right for you or not, if he just laughs, then kick him in the nads, if he talks you through it and its genuinely nice it might help.

Lol well my size was talked about quite abit by a drunk girlfriend at a party... that may have something to do with it. Girls seem to find it more funnier comparing, guys as always, make things a competition.

No he's like really self conscious about it, he hates how big his is. I'm so much smaller than he is anyway, he's always so careful with me, he acts like he might break me in half or something.

Some of my friends would get mean about comparing things, like back when I was only a D and they were all B and A cups they would always go "oh well at least our boobs dont block us from seeing our feet" and then when mine got bigger and they stayed the same size, they would always go "oh well at least our boyfriends can fit our boob in just a handful" or my favorite "well yours are gonna sag soon anyway"