I am going to hell.

[unionx]

Just thought I'd tell everyone, if you want to come along.

[AndrewIcex]

Understandable.

[JustinSxE]

I'm already here. It's actually really nice.

[Reaver]

+1

[Kassie09]

At this point, most of us are.

[ilikesound93]

Do they have slushees?

[Greek]

Wanna tell us why? I'm sure we all care enough to know.

[JustinSxE]

Do they have slushees?

Hell yeah. But only in red flavour.

[ilikesound93]

Hell yeah. But only in red flavour.

Aw, man. The coke ones are my favorite...tough decision. Heaven's too boring, though.

[JustinSxE]

Aw, man. The coke ones are my favorite...tough decision. Heaven's too boring, though.

I went there once. It was too bright. That's why I'm down here. The only thing bad about this place is the constant blaring of brokencyde on the PA. But if you have earplugs, it's worth it.

[ilikesound93]

I went there once. It was too bright. That's why I'm down here. The only thing bad about this place is the constant blaring of brokencyde on the PA. But if you have earplugs, it's worth it.

Alright, I'll just remember to bring my iPod.

[Sventhegreat]

http://theavidpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/0-jesus.jpg

[neo506]

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice

[AndrewIcex]

http://www.currentfilm.com/images3/nickydvdcover.jpg

[Poe-tryGirl]

Alright, I'll just remember to bring my iPod.
I'll need to remember this for my trip down.

[mybreakingpoint]

can you go to hell for anal? if so, we're all fucked.

[Debut_Fin]

what's your room number? see you there

[bard]

OP is so emo:

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/linkin.jpg

[Waldorf]

1XKDBfnBc6Q
hehehee

[crimsonandclovr]

ahh damn those hellen keller jokes. they're so wrong, but fuckin hilarious.

[Waldorf]

shush girl shut your lips do the helen keller and talk wit yo hips

[kbi the crowing]

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice


:appl:

[denissuxx]

y u go hell?

[mattmatumbo]

Hell don't sound too bad. Think of all the people that are there, like Aristotle and Muhammed, all the Buddhists, Muslims and Jews. It's gunna be a blast.

[tattoo_ofthesun]

i've got a reservation (:

[ReadyForAction]

I hope they serve beer in hell


arent I funny

[Charles777]

Wil, is that you?

[zion the lion]

As fun as strippers with vd sounds...I'll just have to miss out on that fun and hang out in heaven.

[Tambourine]

I got a VIP suite
Me and Satan are tight as a virgin

[argg_xo]

I'm going to hell in a designer handbag.

[mar_]

Why are you going to hell?

And it made me think of this:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/hell.html
My friend sent it to me yesterday.

[unionx]

Wanna tell us why? I'm sure we all care enough to know.

Well if I told you that would essentially be telling the whole internet, and the world. So we can keep it on an understanding basis.

Why are you going to hell?

And it made me think of this:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/hell.html
My friend sent it to me yesterday.

Let's just say I did something I shouldn't have with someone I shouldn't know and took something I should not have taken.

[Chancetobe]

I kind of feel like I will too. For many reasons. But, today in particular, I think I just broke this guys heart. Kind of crazy, but I also feel rather guility.

[1mastalker]

Well if I told you that would essentially be telling the whole internet, and the world. So we can keep it on an understanding basis.



Let's just say I did something I shouldn't have with someone I shouldn't know and took something I should not have taken.
You took your best friend's girlfriend's virginity?

[unionx]

You took your best friend's girlfriend's virginity?

Damn fine guess, but no.

I kind of feel like I will too. For many reasons. But, today in particular, I think I just broke this guys heart. Kind of crazy, but I also feel rather guility.

What did you do?

[Chancetobe]

Damn fine guess, but no.



What did you do?

Nothing wrong really. I very nicely 'broke up' with him, despite the fact that we weren't together, but he had some warped impression that we were. And while I could have told him how insane he was, I made up some very nice lie about how soon I'll be going away to school, and with the distance it just won't work. But at first he said "I've never felt this way about someone since i was 15, blah blah blah" and like, wouldn't let me break up with him, so I had to force it. And he was all uber dramatic like "I hope you realize how amazing you are. Good bye Jenna." I don't know. I just feel bad, even though I have no reason to. I can just imagine this poor kid like, screaming, or crying, or wallowing or something.

[unionx]

Nothing wrong really. I very nicely 'broke up' with him, despite the fact that we weren't together, but he had some warped impression that we were. And while I could have told him how insane he was, I made up some very nice lie about how soon I'll be going away to school, and with the distance it just won't work. But at first he said "I've never felt this way about someone since i was 15, blah blah blah" and like, wouldn't let me break up with him, so I had to force it. And he was all uber dramatic like "I hope you realize how amazing you are. Good bye Jenna." I don't know. I just feel bad, even though I have no reason to. I can just imagine this poor kid like, screaming, or crying, or wallowing or something.

If it's any consolation I find it hilarious. He'll probably try to get back with you.

[wroteurname]

I'll see ya there.

[Chancetobe]

If it's any consolation I find it hilarious. He'll probably try to get back with you.

I actually think he's going to totally leave me alone. I said we could be friends. But, I think he's an all or nothing kind of dude. The situation would make for a decent comedy though, i think. After our first date, he was already obsessed with me, and i'm not really the type of person you would be obsessed over. So, it makes for a bad sit-com.

[rawspinner]

Not to make it a discussion of theology because I realize that's not what this thread is about, but just to stir discussion, the outcome of each one's afterlife is not determined by their actions.

[JustinSxE]

what's your room number? see you there
667. Billy Mayes beat me to it, that cocaine snorting bastard.

Hell don't sound too bad. Think of all the people that are there, like Aristotle and Muhammed, all the Buddhists, Muslims and Jews. It's gunna be a blast.

Don't forget about Mein Führer.

[:-)]

can you go to hell for anal? if so, we're all fucked.
...intentional pun?

[TSTLSOOM]

whats hell? is it like disneyland?

[phil19]

pretty certain i will too

[muttley]

But I'd be okay, cool as a rail, if they'd just let us have health-food in Hell.

[Jaimehere]

GxzJ4h9JKD0

[ted is lying]

Do they have slushees?
But they are melted.

[Debut_Fin]

But they are melted.

STEVE HOLT

[ted is lying]

STEVE HOLT
I cant wait for the movie.