you ever think...

[TJ Wells]

you have a girl completely figured out and you know everything's going the right way...then she decides she likes one of your friends? Sucky.

[ben pequeno]

damn. if it's anything to you i'm having shitty girl trouble too.

[yaz]

yeah...we be confusing creatures...but you cant help abut love us...its like a machine gun...you know its bad...but it excites you;)

[Juliana101]

yeah...we be confusing creatures...but you cant help abut love us...its like a machine gun...you know its bad...but it excites you;)

Girls like you I'm not a fan of.

I'm OCD about correct spelling and grammar and you failed both tests, going out with you would be like going out with a rattlesnake.

[matt_rawlings]

Been there twice in two years...it is lame as cunt

[fire on my lips]

yeah...we be confusing creatures...but you cant help abut love us...its like a machine gun...you know its bad...but it excites you;)
I don't love machine guns, and they don't excite me. They'd make me piss my pants if randomly fired within ten feet of me or if fired at me.
Girls just confuse me. They've yet to make me piss myself.
Machine guns haven't made me piss myself, but I imagine they would if i just watched a guy come out of no where and start firing one.

[infamous_alias]

yeah...we be confusing creatures...but you cant help abut love us...its like a machine gun...you know its bad...but it excites you;)

Terrible metaphor. And TJ, let me just pass down this invaluable piece of knowledge. The very drunk father of a very good friend of mine once told me, "Andrew, don't worry about it. All women are - are bitches and cunts."

Wise words from a wise man.

[TJ Wells]

There's one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces.

[boysdontcry17]

Girls like you I'm not a fan of.

I'm OCD about correct spelling and grammar and you failed both tests, going out with you would be like going out with a rattlesnake.

lol

[Coronary Parasite]

had that with a guy recently, i had it made. then he tells me, after about 3 days of not speaking to him mind you, that someone he used to like called him and they going out on a date.

all i could say was "oh...that's nice".

[riseagainst89]

like my good freind once said girls are evil.

[roxy]

had that with a guy recently, i had it made. then he tells me, after about 3 days of not speaking to him mind you, that someone he used to like called him and they going out on a date.

all i could say was "oh...that's nice".
at least he told you. i have had a guy just go out on a date with someone else and i found out through other people. it sucked

[ides of march]

there are a loooooottt of pornstars from naperville

[TMartin442]

what about when she fucks one of your friends? on your senior prom? and she was your date? yeah that sucks too

[monkeyboy14]

what about when she fucks one of your friends? on your senior prom? and she was your date? yeah that sucks too

Ouch that hurts

[GRIFFARD]

this has happened to me actually just yesterday. it's never fun.silly girls and there confuzingness

[jusscali]

There's one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces.
never a truer statement on this site.

we have almost all been there.

[still]

there are a loooooottt of pornstars from naperville

a porn star lives in my neighborhood. "kelly fox" from barely legal.

[jusscali]

a porn star lives in my neighborhood. "kelly fox" from barely legal.
thats fuckin sick.

[still]

thats fuckin sick.

sick as in "sick, broseph!" or sick as in "eww." ?

[okheidi]

She's probably a shitty broad anyway.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I've had girl problems for the majority of my teenage life.

They can be the breath you breathe or they could be the weight on your shoulders, holding you down....or both at the same time.

[jusscali]

sick as in "sick, broseph!" or sick as in "eww." ?
i guess sick as in sick. im not too familiar with the brosef sir. i guess its comparable to sweet, but sweets such a homo surfer way of saying shit

[Lueda Alia]

Never had it happen to me.