Would You Rather...?

[re7ard1337]

so, I'm a big fan of would you rather questions. Especially the gnarly disgusting ones. So I figure, let's make a game out of it. I'll ask one, you answer it and come up with a new one, and so on so forth.

would you rather eat a spoonful of semen, or a spoonful of poop?

[NateFoundGlory]

Ugh...I guess poop just to avoid being a cum guzzler all my life. Either way sucks.

Would you rather snort cocain off of your mom's thigh or cover your dad's ass in honey and lick it off?

(please don't judge me, strickly for lol factor)

[wendjiqn]

holy fuck hahahaha. cocaine.

would you rather fuck your cat in the ass, or finger your mom?

[4N6 science]

What the fuck.

uhh fuck the cat because I'd never be able to look at my mom again.

Would you rather give a tranny a blow job or take it in the ass from your girlfriend?

[And Hours Pass]

holy fuck hahahaha. cocaine.

would you rather fuck your cat in the ass, or finger your mom?

What the fuck.

uhh fuck the cat because I'd never be able to look at my mom again.

There's no way you wouldn't snap the cat's spine. So with that you'd want to rephrase the question

would you rather fuck your cat in the ass and snap it's spine - killing it forever, or finger bang your mom?

[MidCal]

There's no way you wouldn't snap the cat's spine. So with that you'd want to rephrase the question

Do you know this from experience?

[The Summer Ends]

would you rather give your dad a BJ or eat out your mom

[MidCal]

What the fuck is up with you guys and doing sexual things to your moms?

[Car Crash Dream]

What the fuck is up with you guys and doing sexual things to your moms?
Society's fucked.

[Charles777]

Eat a deep fried human penis or a grilled human breast?

[4N6 science]

Grilled human breast.

[ari telescope]

Would you rather live in the shower drain of a sweaty giant or in his shirt pocket?

[Jennurna Gray]

Would you rather live in the shower drain of a sweaty giant or in his shirt pocket?
Shirt pocket, fersure.

Would you rather have your nipple chopped off with scissors or and expo knife shoved all the way under your thumb nail?

[ReadyForAction]

Shirt pocket, fersure.

Would you rather have your nipple chopped off with scissors or and expo knife shoved all the way under your thumb nail?
Nipple chopped off, fingernail injuries weird me out

would you rather chew through your own finger or through your own tongue

[mijakai]

Finger, I have nine more of them but only one tongue and I quite enjoy being able to talk.

Would you rather be blown up or freeze to death?

[Jennurna Gray]

Blow up, It's fast and easy, as opposed to a long brutal, painful and just plain torturous death of freezing. Unless it's one of those fast freezing things where they can like resusitate you in a billion years, which would be hella cool.

Would you rather lose your legs or your arms?

[zion the lion]

so, I'm a big fan of would you rather questions. Especially the gnarly disgusting ones. So I figure, let's make a game out of it. I'll ask one, you answer it and come up with a new one, and so on so forth.

would you rather eat a spoonful of semen, or a spoonful of poop?

I'm not so sure whats wrong with semen, other than the fact that you may or may not feel like a cannibal after eating it. But this one is the equivalent of saying "would you rather eat a spoonful of lady-cum or a spoonful of poop"

Except one gives you hepatitis A.

[bobcatbob18]

Finger, I have nine more of them but only one tongue and I quite enjoy being able to talk.

Would you rather be blown up or freeze to death?

Blow up. It's quicker.

Would you rather smoke a blunt of human feces or a blunt of human fingernails?

[DanTGD]

Would you rather have group sex with your mum and dad, or with your brother and sister?

[Yellowcard2006]

would you rather give your dad a BJ or eat out your mom
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/n64greenday/zjz8r4.gif

[limepomegranate]

Blow up, It's fast and easy, as opposed to a long brutal, painful and just plain torturous death of freezing. Unless it's one of those fast freezing things where they can like resusitate you in a billion years, which would be hella cool.

Would you rather lose your legs or your arms?
Legs most definitely. I'm already lazy and sit around a lot anyway. But I could never not go without grabbing anything.

[bobcatbob18]

Blow up, It's fast and easy, as opposed to a long brutal, painful and just plain torturous death of freezing. Unless it's one of those fast freezing things where they can like resusitate you in a billion years, which would be hella cool.

Would you rather lose your legs or your arms?

Legs. I play drums.

Would you rather lick the bottom of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic or the blade just used in an abortion?

[ari telescope]

Would you rather have group sex with your mum and dad, or with your brother and sister?

No one wants to even think about this
/thread

[SincerelyMe]

Legs. I play drums.

Would you rather lick the bottom of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic or the blade just used in an abortion?

Bottom of the dumpster.

Would you rather eat a live cat, or (an equal portion of) cooked and prepared dead human.

[zion the lion]

Legs. I play drums.

Would you rather lick the bottom of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic or the blade just used in an abortion?

The blade definitely.

[Jennurna Gray]

Blow up. It's quicker.

Would you rather smoke a blunt of human feces or a blunt of human fingernails?
Fingernails.
Normal people bite their nails.
Normal people do not eat their shit.

[DanTGD]

No one wants to even think about this
/thread

You're no fun.

[Jennurna Gray]

Bottom of the dumpster.

Would you rather eat a live cat, or (an equal portion of) cooked and prepared dead human.
Human, but it has to be a baby or a lazy person, as they are more tender.
Definitely would choose a cat over a muscular person.
;P
I love how cannibalistic this sounded.

[zion the lion]

Human, but it has to be a baby or a lazy person, as they are more tender.
Definitely would choose a cat over a muscular person.
;P
I love how cannibalistic this sounded.

Ha! I was going to say a human who's not too fatty...I cant stand fatty/tender meat.

[Jet Set Paul]

Would you rather shit yourself while running to the bathroom or take a major dump (in a public restroom) and realize you don't have any toilet paper?

[Jennurna Gray]

Legs. I play drums.

Would you rather lick the bottom of a dumpster behind an abortion clinic or the blade just used in an abortion?
Very debatable, Though I'd have to go with the blade. I'd rather just get blood than blood AND everything else in an abortion center's dumpster.

[Jennurna Gray]

Ha! I was going to say a human who's not too fatty...I cant stand fatty/tender meat.
Holy hell, yes.
A skinny, lazy person, YUM.
My mouth is watering like crazy.

[kbi the crowing]

Would you rather shit yourself while running to the bathroom or take a major dump (in a public restroom) and realize you don't have any toilet paper?

major dump without toilet paper

would you rather receive a Chelsea smile or have your fingernails on one hand pulled out with vice grips?

[Jennurna Gray]

major dump without toilet paper

would you rather receive a Chelsea smile or have your fingernails on one hand pulled out with vice grips?
What's that?

[zion the lion]

Holy hell, yes.
A skinny, lazy person, YUM.
My mouth is watering like crazy.

I wonder what people taste like though, or what certain parts of the body taste like.

major dump without toilet paper

would you rather receive a Chelsea smile or have your fingernails on one hand pulled out with vice grips?

Chelsea Smile...my old friends loved them so I had to listen to it anyway.

[Ava1anche]

This thread is fucked up lol

[Jennurna Gray]

I wonder what people taste like though, or what certain parts of the body taste like.
Wouldn't be difficult to find out... ;D
lol, kiddddddding.

[Jennurna Gray]

Would you rather not bathe for a week or not brush your teeth for a week?

[Scrawns]

wtf

[kbi the crowing]

Chelsea Smile...my old friends loved them so I had to listen to it anyway.

What's that?

"A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile."

that's a Chelsea Smile

[kbi the crowing]

Would you rather not bathe for a week or not brush your teeth for a week?
not bathe for a week, I can;t stand having a dirty mouth

[Fool]

Not batheing is way less noticable if you just dont do much of anything for that week. Just don't work out too much.

[And Hours Pass]

Do you know this from experience?
I'll give you two options.

Short answer - I'll let you figure that one out...

Long answer - I had these crazy (but awesome) friends from Queens who knew some of the most screwed up characters I've ever heard stories about. One of their friends had a boyfriend she broke up with and he went crazy. Tried to get back at her by video-taping himself duck-taping her cat to a radiator and fucking it. The cat's spine snapped in half. He was caught in the act, the act was caught on tape, and he was arrested. Fucking insane, right?

[Mibabalou]

I'll give you two options.

Short answer - I'll let you figure that one out...

Long answer - I had these crazy (but awesome) friends from Queens who knew some of the most screwed up characters I've ever heard stories about. One of their friends had a boyfriend she broke up with and he went crazy. Tried to get back at her by video-taping himself duck-taping her cat to a radiator and fucking it. The cat's spine snapped in half. He was caught in the act, the act was caught on tape, and he was arrested. Fucking insane, right?
what the fuck

ap

like what the fuck

[everybodywakeup]

I'll give you two options.

Short answer - I'll let you figure that one out...

Long answer - I had these crazy (but awesome) friends from Queens who knew some of the most screwed up characters I've ever heard stories about. One of their friends had a boyfriend she broke up with and he went crazy. Tried to get back at her by video-taping himself duck-taping her cat to a radiator and fucking it. The cat's spine snapped in half. He was caught in the act, the act was caught on tape, and he was arrested. Fucking insane, right?

:jawdrop:


















:shudder:

[Fool]

Welp nothing will top that. End thread now?

[InvisibleFellon]

I'll give you two options.

Short answer - I'll let you figure that one out...

Long answer - I had these crazy (but awesome) friends from Queens who knew some of the most screwed up characters I've ever heard stories about. One of their friends had a boyfriend she broke up with and he went crazy. Tried to get back at her by video-taping himself duck-taping her cat to a radiator and fucking it. The cat's spine snapped in half. He was caught in the act, the act was caught on tape, and he was arrested. Fucking insane, right?


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo l

[xjamesax]

Would you rather not bathe for a week or not brush your teeth for a week?


Not bathe for a week. I dont sweat a ton and I dont stink like a lot of people.

Would you rather never have sex again for the rest of your life or never truly fall in love and have great sex every time?

[Thug_Nasty]

never have sex again. bjs 4 lyfe!!1

would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?

[everybodywakeup]

never have sex again. bjs 4 lyfe!!1

would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?

Hearing. Everyone always says sight because they loveeee music...but think about it. How would anyone even discover good music if they can't see? You obviously can't just go and browse ap.net. A blind person would be raised completely different than a deaf person, and they probably have a really hard time making friends too, so the only way for them to get into music would be to randomly just stumble upon someone with good music taste that will set them on the right path. Plus people who are deaf still go to shows and they can feel the bass vibrations and everything so at least they get that out of it.



Would you rather lie in a bathtub full of non-poisonous spiders for an hour or have to eat 50 live cockroaches?

[PezMullet]

spiders

would you rather get your tongue chopped off or your penis chopped off?

[mijakai]

Hearing. Everyone always says sight because they loveeee music...but think about it. How would anyone even discover good music if they can't see? You obviously can't just go and browse ap.net. A blind person would be raised completely different than a deaf person, and they probably have a really hard time making friends too, so the only way for them to get into music would be to randomly just stumble upon someone with good music taste that will set them on the right path. Plus people who are deaf still go to shows and they can feel the bass vibrations and everything so at least they get that out of it.



Would you rather lie in a bathtub full of non-poisonous spiders for an hour or have to eat 50 live cockroaches?

Bathtub of spiders. I hate cockroaches much more than I hate spiders.

Would you rather eat an eyeball or a testicle?

[zion the lion]

"A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile."

that's a Chelsea Smile

I was actually talking about bring me the horizon with my friend, when I saw chelsea smile I thought you were talking about them.

Also, why would they break a woman's leg but only kick a guy in the nuts? A woman's clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as a man's penis (making it more sensitive), it seems to me like if they wanted someone to scream (and since they're already mutilating them) they would circumcise her and kill two birds with one stone.

[zion the lion]

Would you rather not bathe for a week or not brush your teeth for a week?

I've done that, but times four...

Its not even bad, the way you smell is a direct result of what you eat, if you dont eat nasty shit (fast food, greasy food, etc.) you wont smell.

[overdrive91]

Drink a shot of your dads semen or a shot of your mum/moms period blood?

[Jennurna Gray]

"A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile."
that's a Chelsea Smile
Damn. Ouch.

I'll give you two options.
Short answer - I'll let you figure that one out...
Long answer - I had these crazy (but awesome) friends from Queens who knew some of the most screwed up characters I've ever heard stories about. One of their friends had a boyfriend she broke up with and he went crazy. Tried to get back at her by video-taping himself duck-taping her cat to a radiator and fucking it. The cat's spine snapped in half. He was caught in the act, the act was caught on tape, and he was arrested. Fucking insane, right?
Yes, fucking insane. :O

I've done that, but times four...
Its not even bad, the way you smell is a direct result of what you eat, if you dont eat nasty shit (fast food, greasy food, etc.) you wont smell.
Why, though? You had a reason, or just for the fun of it?

[kbi the crowing]

I was actually talking about bring me the horizon with my friend, when I saw chelsea smile I thought you were talking about them.

Also, why would they break a woman's leg but only kick a guy in the nuts? A woman's clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as a man's penis (making it more sensitive), it seems to me like if they wanted someone to scream (and since they're already mutilating them) they would circumcise her and kill two birds with one stone.

I know you were talking about BMTH, I was correcting you
and it doesn't matter the manor of inflicting pain, but simply inflicting pain to make the person scream is the goal
the definition I quoted just happened to put that in there

[zion the lion]

Damn. Ouch.


Yes, fucking insane. :O


Why, though? You had a reason, or just for the fun of it?

The last time I went a month without showering was because I was traveling and we either didnt have a chance to shower, or we were in those creepy hotels where nobody wanted to shower.

I know you were talking about BMTH, I was correcting you
and it doesn't matter the manor of inflicting pain, but simply inflicting pain to make the person scream is the goal
the definition I quoted just happened to put that in there

I dont know how a broken leg feels, but I've had plenty of bones break and I never screamed. I just thought a circumcision would be the most painful thing...which is make it a better torture device.

[Jennurna Gray]

The last time I went a month without showering was because I was traveling and we either didnt have a chance to shower, or we were in those creepy hotels where nobody wanted to shower.
Ah, I see.

I dont know how a broken leg feels, but I've had plenty of bones break and I never screamed. I just thought a circumcision would be the most painful thing...which is make it a better torture device.
Circumcision>Broken leg
But I'd probably still scream.

[aerofan11]

I've done that, but times four...

Its not even bad, the way you smell is a direct result of what you eat, if you dont eat nasty shit (fast food, greasy food, etc.) you wont smell.
Ew, that's nasty.

[kbi the crowing]

Ah, I see.


Circumcision>Broken leg
But I'd probably still scream.

kinda doubt it
once a circumcision is done the pain would stop, a broken bone kills for a while.

[zion the lion]

Ew, that's nasty.

Its not like I smelled or anything.

kinda doubt it
once a circumcision is done the pain would stop, a broken bone kills for a while.

Basically the clitoris has 8000 nerve endings, while the head of a penis has about 4000...so imagine the head of your dick getting cut off, its going to hurt worse than a broken leg, and there's the possibility of infection and bleeding out, which are both probably very painful too.

[kbi the crowing]

Its not like I smelled or anything.



Basically the clitoris has 8000 nerve endings, while the head of a penis has about 4000...so imagine the head of your dick getting cut off, its going to hurt worse than a broken leg, and there's the possibility of infection and bleeding out, which are both probably very painful too.

trust me, I've had the most painful genital piercing there is (directly though the glands, i'm being completely serious), it hurt like a bitch while it happened but as soon as it was done it didn't hurt, the pain from a broken bone lasts a lot longer.

[zion the lion]

trust me, I've had the most painful genital piercing there is (directly though the glands, i'm being completely serious), it hurt like a bitch while it happened but as soon as it was done it didn't hurt, the pain from a broken bone lasts a lot longer.

I've never had a broken leg, so I dont know how that feels. But still the clitoris has a lot to do with orgasms, and mutilating that seems like more torture.

What piercing is that though?

[kbi the crowing]

I've never had a broken leg, so I dont know how that feels. But still the clitoris has a lot to do with orgasms, and mutilating that seems like more torture.

What piercing is that though?

I never said anytihng about mutilating a clitoris...

It's called an apadravya.

[zion the lion]

I never said anytihng about mutilating a clitoris...

It's called an apadravya.

What do you think I meant by circumcision?

Oh..what made you get it?

[kbi the crowing]

What do you think I meant by circumcision?

Oh..what made you get it?

A male circumcision, seeing as how they are more common. Plus, a female circumcision doesn't mutilate the clitoris, it's removing the labia minora.

To improve sex. It wasn't the sex that was the problem, it was the girl.

[joeag1985]

What the fuck.

uhh fuck the cat because I'd never be able to look at my mom again.

Would you rather give a tranny a blow job or take it in the ass from your girlfriend?

Well for me, it would easily be the latter.

[kbi the crowing]

Would you rather give a tranny a blow job or take it in the ass from your girlfriend?

Well for me, it would easily be the latter.

same, at least that'd feel good.

[kbi the crowing]

give your father a prostate exam or give your mother a gynecological exam?

[zion the lion]

A male circumcision, seeing as how they are more common. Plus, a female circumcision doesn't mutilate the clitoris, it's removing the labia minora.

To improve sex. It wasn't the sex that was the problem, it was the girl.

No...I was talking more about a clitoridectomy, it's pretty common, and horrible to watch...and it is classified as mutilation.

give your father a prostate exam or give your mother a gynecological exam?

if it's an exam, then its just like examining a mouth, or an ear or nose, just a different orifice.

[AUGK]

give your father a prostate exam or give your mother a gynecological exam?

prolly give my mom a gynecological exam cuz anything with dad is wrong =P

eat shaving cream or eat a tube of toothpaste?

[Jennurna Gray]

This thread.. :D

[Jennurna Gray]

Get a safety pin shoved all the way in the front of every finger, or every toe?

[kbi the crowing]

prolly give my mom a gynecological exam cuz anything with dad is wrong =P

eat shaving cream or eat a tube of toothpaste?

toothpaste
I love mint (:

[kbi the crowing]

No...I was talking more about a clitoridectomy, it's pretty common, and horrible to watch...and it is classified as mutilation.



if it's an exam, then its just like examining a mouth, or an ear or nose, just a different orifice.

1.) if you said clitoridectomy then I would've known what you were talking about

2.) you're attitude completely ruins the idea of this thread

[zion the lion]

1.) if you said clitoridectomy then I would've known what you were talking about

2.) you're attitude completely ruins the idea of this thread

I kind of thought you knew...why in the world would I talk about male circumcision...that doesnt even sound painful.

Its the reason people dont play would you rather with me...besides, you came out of your moms vagina, its not like its unfamiliar territory.

[kbi the crowing]

I kind of thought you knew...why in the world would I talk about male circumcision...that doesnt even sound painful.

Its the reason people dont play would you rather with me...besides, you came out of your moms vagina, its not like its unfamiliar territory.

:hitself:
done with this conversation

[zion the lion]

:hitself:
done with this conversation

Because I made such amazing points. Yes...I know.

[ThatColdPart]

Would you rather, stick nails under your toe nails and kick a soccer ball hard as possible, or give your self thousands oh papercuts and role in salt?

[DejaNew]

Let's get this back on track.

Would you rather have Milton Bradley(the old guy from the monopoly board) give you the biggest lollipop you've ever seen and say "here you go son!" and rub you on the head in a cheerful manner or have a cute little baby play you a drum solo on his Fisher Price drumset?

[Jennurna Gray]

toothpaste
I love mint (:
Much better than shaving cream, fishizzle/

[Jennurna Gray]

Would you rather, stick nails under your toe nails and kick a soccer ball hard as possible, or give your self thousands oh papercuts and role in salt?
Papercuts, how about you, sweets?

[Jennurna Gray]

Let's get this back on track.

Would you rather have Milton Bradley(the old guy from the monopoly board) give you the biggest lollipop you've ever seen and say "here you go son!" and rub you on the head in a cheerful manner or have a cute little baby play you a drum solo on his Fisher Price drumset?
I love how you're the only one that posted a nice one..
I want to lick Milton Bradley's lollipop. :P

[4N6 science]

Well for me, it would easily be the latter.

same, at least that'd feel good.


Interesting choices.

[kbi the crowing]

Interesting choices.

prostate stimulation > cum in your mouth

[4N6 science]

prostate stimulation > cum in your mouth

alright point made.

[radxbandit]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/n64greenday/zjz8r4.gif

Omg hahahahaha, what is this from?

[Yellowcard2006]

Omg hahahahaha, what is this from?
To be honest I have no idea! But I love using it.

[radxbandit]

To be honest I have no idea! But I love using it.

Ha ha, it's priceless, makes me laugh every time. That dude is so distressed.

[thehereaway]

holy fuck hahahaha. cocaine.

would you rather fuck your cat in the ass, or finger your mom?

Haha, what the fuck?

Cats are sexy, it's a no brainer...

[jdark6]

"A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile."

that's a Chelsea Smile

Isn't there something similar involving putting a credit card in someone's mouth then punching them in the face, messing their teeth up? I might be imagining it, but I'm sure it was in some film or other. Similar as in called a Chelsea smile or... something along those rough lines.

[MSIndulgence]

Would you rather be responsible for the death of John Lennon or be the "lead vocals" in Brokencyde for the rest of your life?

[Fullblast]

Would you rather be responsible for the death of John Lennon or be the "lead vocals" in Brokencyde for the rest of your life?
I'd have to go with Lead vocals in Brokencyde, because at least you wouldn't have a possible death sentence or already be dead.

[wendjiqn]

Haha, what the fuck?

Cats are sexy, it's a no brainer...
lololololol

[kbi the crowing]

Isn't there something similar involving putting a credit card in someone's mouth then punching them in the face, messing their teeth up? I might be imagining it, but I'm sure it was in some film or other. Similar as in called a Chelsea smile or... something along those rough lines.

yeah it's the same thing, that is still supposed to cut your cheeks too.

[bernie16wb]

What the fuck is up with you guys and doing sexual things to your moms?
Blame Oedipus.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Blame Oedipus.


So good.

[The_Blackout94]

Blame Oedipus.


One of the best plays ever written.

Had to do a drama exam on it.

[Jennurna Gray]

Would you rather lick the sweaty pits of an obese man who had just worked out for an hour or clean up after a small child who has just pooped on the floor, with your tongue?

[muttley]

Sweaty pits.

Would you rather stub your toe or bite your tongue?

[VampiresRevenge]

Stub my toe.

Would you rather get papercuts between all of your fingers or all of your toes?

[Jennurna Gray]

Ahh, I've missed this thread! :D

Fingers, because I wear shoes and I would be constantly bothered, wanting to squeeze my toes, while my hands are normally bare and highly squeezable.

[PezMullet]

Toes cause I can't masturbate with my feet.


Would you rather see Jamie or Adam from Mythbusters naked?

[kbi the crowing]

Jamie, he's probably much more fit

if trapped in remote africa, would you rather get water out of elephant droppings or drink the blood of an antelope to prevent dehydration?

[apsterling]

Drink the blood of an antelope- it'd probably just taste like iron anyway.

Would you rather be on death row for a crime you didn't commit, or live knowing you committed a crime worthy of the death sentence, but were never accused.

[VampiresRevenge]

That's hard... I want to live, so I'd rather live knowing I committed a crime worthy of the death sentence. I'm selfish in that situation.

Would you rather see John McCain or George Bush Jr. naked?

[Truman122]

Best one ever:

Would you rather walk in on your dad fucking your another man...

..or your parents both fucking, but one is wearing a mask with your face on it?

[Jennurna Gray]

That's hard... I want to live, so I'd rather live knowing I committed a crime worthy of the death sentence. I'm selfish in that situation.
Would you rather see John McCain or George Bush Jr. naked?
Bush. He's a sexy beasssssst.
Best one ever:
Would you rather walk in on your dad fucking your another man...
..or your parents both fucking, but one is wearing a mask with your face on it?
Ahahahahaha, nooo.
My dad and another man... :O