Selling a kidney

[Broken Parachute]

For now, AP is the black market..

Highest bidder wins, who wants a Kidney?

[Make Out Kid]

I got 35 cents and some felatio

[aCe_]

I got some old bubblicious bubble gum, right off the bottom of my shoe.

[Broken Parachute]

Hmmmm...no I don't need any of that.

[aCe_]

Hmmmm...no I don't need any of that.Thats ok, hopefully by midnight, I'll have purchased a child.

[matt_rawlings]

I will trade this kidney for a goldfish with a moustache

[Broken Parachute]

Ohhhhh

That's a tempting offer. What else ya got?

[kshtoinks12]

i have a first edition charizard, its a little scratched though

[Broken Parachute]

OH MAN

Scratched takes alot away..I don't like that. Offer me more and I'll add in my appendix.

[Stereo Therapy]

a burnt copy of the brand new demos.

[dontgrabtindy]

ill give you a bunch of free whores, ones even asian, all virgins

[matt_rawlings]

I will trade this kidney for a goldfish with a moustache

Add to that a charming portrait of a dog doing a trick

[Make Out Kid]

I will be your sex slave for 24 hours

[Broken Parachute]

I will be your sex slave for 24 hours

So far this is the highest bidder.

You got two days before the auction closes.

[hugsandchrisses]

sweet thread....

[wyverna]

So far this is the highest bidder.

You got two days before the auction closes.

He's lying; he's no good in bed.

I'll give you my cousin.

[Make Out Kid]

He's lying; he's no good in bed.

I'll give you my cousin.
:shake:

Don't listen to her. She's a Eurokid.

[dontgrabtindy]

hmmm i can give you free pizza, taylors mom, and a beer

[Make Out Kid]

hmmm i can give you free pizza, taylors mom, and a beer
I would like to point out that my mom does not put out anymore.

[dontgrabtindy]

I would like to point out that my mom does not put out anymore.
as of last week i know for a fact, that is not true

[wyverna]

:shake:

Don't listen to her. She's a Eurokid.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I offer a jack-o-lantern, a rare shiny Blastoise card and £5.

[Make Out Kid]

as of last week i know for a fact, that is not true
Things have changed in that week.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

I offer a jack-o-lantern, a rare shiny Blastoise card and £5.
I'm desperate. You calling my abilities in bed into question hurts me.

[wyverna]

Things have changed in that week.

I'm desperate. You calling my abilities in bed into question hurts me.

I need that kidney, sorry.

[dontgrabtindy]

no they havent, we have plans for next week

[Make Out Kid]

I need that kidney, sorry.
Well saying blatant lies isn't going to help. I happen to be fantastic in the sack.
no they havent, we have plans for next week
I'm gonna kill er

[wyverna]

Well saying blatant lies isn't going to help. I happen to be fantastic in the sack.

I'm gonna kill er

Blatant lies are going to help. Watch:

Taylor smells!

See?

[Make Out Kid]

Blatant lies are going to help. Watch:

Taylor smells!

See?
I don't see anything.
But Grace does not shower. EVER.

[dontgrabtindy]

Well saying blatant lies isn't going to help. I happen to be fantastic in the sack.

I'm gonna kill er
not before our rendevue please

[wyverna]

I don't see anything.
But Grace does not shower. EVER.

that's true. I have baths instead.

And if by saying 'going to to help' you mean 'make me laugh' then yes, I think it definitely helps.

[wyverna]

Also, I think my offer of my cousin, jack-o-lantern, a rare shiny Blastoise card and £5 should win.

[Make Out Kid]

not before our rendevue please
It will be between yours and if that somehow manages to win, this persons rendevue with her
that's true. I have baths instead.

And if by saying 'going to to help' you mean 'make me laugh' then yes, I think it definitely helps.
Yes, it definately did.
Also, I think my offer of my cousin, jack-o-lantern, a rare shiny Blastoise card and £5 should win.
You've never seen me having sex. I change lives.

[dontgrabtindy]

You've never seen me having sex. I change lives.
but you learned everything from your mom, so therefore

taylors mom>everything else

[wyverna]

It will be between yours and if that somehow manages to win, this persons rendevue with her

Yes, it definately did.

You've never seen me having sex. I change lives.

I have never seen you having sex, it's true.

but you learned everything from your mom, so therefore

taylors mom>everything else

taylor's mom... has got it goin' on!

[dontgrabtindy]

taylors mom>stacys mom

[Stereo Therapy]

my offer was the best but it was obviously overlooked.

[Make Out Kid]

my offer was the best but it was obviously overlooked.
No, my offer is still the best. I will even up it to 48 hours.

[Stereo Therapy]

No, my offer is still the best. I will even up it to 48 hours.

i'll put up as my bid the video that me and taylor made last summer in a frothy outmeal bath.

[aCe_]

Who needs a kidney when you have a baby sex slave?

[Stereo Therapy]

Who needs a kidney when you have a baby sex slave?

we're not all as lucky as you

[aCe_]

we're not all as lucky as youI did bid for this, but he didn't want what I had to offer.

[Make Out Kid]

i'll put up as my bid the video that me and taylor made last summer in a frothy outmeal bath.
You should put up the other one. You know, the one of us in a bed of cut grass.

[Rock]

sweet thread....
yeah...

[Broken Parachute]

This thread blew up in one day. Hahaha

Alright, I'm getting rid of a testicle too. So here's the list of thinkgs you get for bidding:

1 Testicle
1 Kidney
1 Appendix
BONUS: 6 pack of beer

[fire on my lips]

This thread blew up in one day. Hahaha

Alright, I'm getting rid of a testicle too. So here's the list of thinkgs you get for bidding:

1 Testicle
1 Kidney
1 Appendix
BONUS: 6 pack of beer
The real question here now is "Is your sperm worthwhile to sell to lesbians?"
If so and you have an Ivy League degree, have no horrible genetic diseases and aren't an alcoholic or crack addict (heroin addicts are fine), I am prepared to offer 12,000 American dollars.

[Broken Parachute]

The real question here now is "Is your sperm worthwhile to sell to lesbians?"
If so and you have an Ivy League degree, have no horrible genetic diseases and aren't an alcoholic or crack addict (heroin addicts are fine), I am prepared to offer 12,000 American dollars.

I don't drink or smoke, I am a smart human being, and my sperm is real good...Jenna Jameson loved it.

[wyverna]

This thread blew up in one day. Hahaha

Alright, I'm getting rid of a testicle too. So here's the list of thinkgs you get for bidding:

1 Testicle
1 Kidney
1 Appendix
BONUS: 6 pack of beer

I offer you my cousin, a jack-o-lantern, rare shiny Blastoise card, £5 and Taylor's supply of porn.

[Stereo Therapy]

You should put up the other one. You know, the one of us in a bed of cut grass.
i'll put up both as an offer, but i personally prefer the oatmeal bath. you were so much younger then.

does this double dvd set win it for me john?

[wyverna]

I'm going to have to think up something really special to beat that.

[SonnyBertGerard]

This thread blew up in one day. Hahaha

Alright, I'm getting rid of a testicle too. So here's the list of thinkgs you get for bidding:

1 Testicle
1 Kidney
1 Appendix
BONUS: 6 pack of beer

Is the testicle healthy?

[Make Out Kid]

Fuck it, I'm a goin' all out.

1 week of me ass your sex slave
1 soul
1 love song
and 1 hello kitty pencil

[Broken Parachute]

Fuck it, I'm a goin' all out.

1 week of me ass your sex slave
1 soul
1 love song
and 1 hello kitty pencil

I'm taking that deal. PM me your info, expect the kidney within a week.

[Make Out Kid]

:woot:

I knew the hello kitty pencil would seal the deal.

[Jamie Pham]

ill probably be needing one in a couple years

[Broken Parachute]

:woot:

I knew the hello kitty pencil would seal the deal.

That put me over the top. When I saw that I was like NO WaYZ!!

[matt_rawlings]

My offer =

1 Bag of Jew gold
3 Nazi's
A fender guitar with a 'Hello Kitty' design

[Make Out Kid]

My offer =

1 Bag of Jew gold
3 Nazi's
A fender guitar with a 'Hello Kitty' design
Too late

[Broken Parachute]

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