my girl

[Crabcore444]

so my girl friend broke up with me....she was angry because i told her i was leaving this town to become the new singer of attack!attack!. she took it personal, what should i do if i dont get the singing job? she was zombie-hot and a diamond in the rough.

[4N6 science]

o rly?

[phil19]

anal

[wendjiqn]

lol

[Crabcore444]

you think i have a chance for attack attack i think i do i know all there songs and use to scream them to my GF when she was giving me head.

[wendjiqn]

you think i have a chance for attack attack i think i do i know all there songs and use to scream them to my GF when she was giving me head.
yeah i def think u got a chance bro, i mean if u know all there songs wat could go wrong??

[Jennurna Gray]

You have the potential to be the next bri_hope16.
I love these fakes...
...You are fake, right?

[Jonnyborg]

She made the right decision. The question here is why she didn't dump your earlier.

[Crabcore444]

im not fake brah....im just unique

[DanTGD]

She made the right decision. The question here is why she didn't dump your earlier.

one of three things.

1) he's so good in bed that after one drunken night she hated him but loved the act of jiggle.

2) date-rape drugs, he stopped putting them in one day, hoping for Stockholm Syndrome to take effect but it didn't.

3) She doesn't exist.

[Crabcore444]

she called me a "demon in the sack" maybe its also the fact that were the only hardcore kids in the buffalo school distirct

[bladerdude360]

you think i have a chance for attack attack i think i do i know all there songs and use to scream them to my GF when she was giving me head.
Bahahahahahahaha.
Awesome fake.

[Jonnyborg]

one of three things.

1) he's so good in bed that after one drunken night she hated him but loved the act of jiggle.

2) date-rape drugs, he stopped putting them in one day, hoping for Stockholm Syndrome to take effect but it didn't.

3) She doesn't exist.



The "act of jiggle" is now my favorite term for sex.

excellent.

I'm going with #3 though.

[4N6 science]

I really want to make a fake account.

Kids from TUFFALO.... that's classy.

[DanTGD]

The "act of jiggle" is now my favorite term for sex.

excellent.

I'm going with #3 though.

Use it when trying to pick someone up at a bar.

It's the "open sesseme" of sex.

[Crabcore444]

dude tuffalo has some sick hxc like every time i die and it dies today and i heard an itd guy call buffalo tuffalo and thought it was clever.

[Lemmi!]

try out for chiodos

[Crabcore444]

try out for chiodos
im a screamo singer i dont have a high pitched voice or i would have.....thanks for the advice though...nicest person in threD.

[4N6 science]

Tuffalo is hxc huh?

[Broclee]

2C0q4mUa6X4

[bNz719]

If you don't make it into attack attack, you deserve to be left. Then again, if you do make it, you'll be left anyways. Good luck to you, sir.

[Chromefox]

I'd dump you if you were in that band too.

[IntoTheSun]

haha lose-lose situation it is.

[saveferris]

She probably dumped you because she didn't want to date a crab. I guess she likes humans better

[saveferris]

I bet crab sex is crazy

[jesse_hitz]

anal
agreed

[Jennurna Gray]

im a screamo singer i dont have a high pitched voice or i would have.....thanks for the advice though...nicest person in threD.
I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet whose going to give you the best advice you'll ever hear:
GTFO/

[abcdefghijake]

im a screamo singer i dont have a high pitched voice or i would have.....thanks for the advice though...nicest person in threD.

I must see what you look like! you can't be real, this is too funny.

[Smash Adams]

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
and when it's cold outside, I got the month of may
I guess you'll say what can make me feel this way
my girl my girl my girl talkin bout my girl my girl

[zachff]

This is such a phenomenal thread. I wish I could find a woman who liked getting screamed at while giving bj's

[ted is lying]

This is such a phenomenal thread. I wish I could find a woman who liked getting screamed at while giving bj's
You sir have never been Potsdam.

[limepomegranate]

Zombie hot is HAWT

[kbi the crowing]

so my girl friend broke up with me....she was angry because i told her i was leaving this town to become the new singer of attack!attack!. she took it personal, what should i do if i dont get the singing job? she was zombie-hot and a diamond in the rough.

good try, wrong band

[kbi the crowing]

You sir have never been Potsdam.

:appl:

this made me laugh so hard

[ted is lying]

:appl:

this made me laugh so hard
Your very welcome and I can't wait two weeks till I got the rock.

[aolsux]

zombie-hot!

[AndrewIcex]

I just don't find this funny.

Edit: But some of the responses, are indeed funny.

[songydarko]

This is such a phenomenal thread. I wish I could find a woman who liked getting screamed at while giving bj's

hahahaha.... god what a weirdass thought...

[kbi the crowing]

Your very welcome and I can't wait two weeks till I got the rock.

what rock?

[ted is lying]

what rock?
Rochester.

[kbi the crowing]

Rochester.

ohhh you're coming to the ro-cha-cha?

[DejaGuy89]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/lethal1989/1256788588401.jpg

[LENS!E.love.]

You have the potential to be the next bri_hope16.
I love these fakes...
...You are fake, right?
very nice. hahah

[TheReckoner]

so my girl friend broke up with me....she was angry because i told her i was leaving this town to become the new singer of attack!attack!. she took it personal, what should i do if i dont get the singing job? she was zombie-hot and a diamond in the rough.
Oh GOD. Go awayyyyyyyyyy.

[ted is lying]

ohhh you're coming to the ro-cha-cha?
yup what amazing shit can I do?

[Kill_the_radio]

OP is a worthless piece of shit!

[xmicxcorex]

Oi! OP...go read their myspace dumbass. It was announced a week or two ago that they already have someone.

Also, good luck being 15 trying to get into a touring band...they don't have the money to pay for your tutoring sessions.

[Kassie09]

what the fuck is zombie hot
hahahahah fuck

[concernedparent]

I don't get how some fakes can be so unfunny. It's just a desperate cry for attention I guess.

[kbi the crowing]

yup what amazing shit can I do?
~visit Record Archive and Lakeshore Exchange

~go to the pier at Webster park

~eat a white hot dog

[ldubcirca1986]

you're fifteen, you'll find someone else.

[ted is lying]

~visit Record Archive and Lakeshore Exchange

~go to the pier at Webster park

~eat a white hot dog
The white hot dog sounds fucking amazing.

[kbi the crowing]

The white hot dog sounds fucking amazing.

you have no idea, it beats out a regular hot dog so easily, in my book at least
you must try one and tell me how you like it

[ted is lying]

you have no idea, it beats out a regular hot dog so easily, in my book at least
you must try one and tell me how you like it
One of my friend from Rochester here thinks he knows you. What school did yo go to?

[kbi the crowing]

One of my friend from Rochester here thinks he knows you. What school did yo go to?

Penfield

[kbi the crowing]

One of my friend from Rochester here thinks he knows you. What school did yo go to?

yes, no, maybe?
I'm anticipating knowing of mutual friends!

[ted is lying]

yes, no, maybe?
I'm anticipating knowing of mutual friends!
he said your picture looks familar, but he doesn't no anyone from pinfield, did you do any sports or something?

[geebee889]

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
and when it's cold outside, I got the month of may
I guess you'll say what can make me feel this way
my girl my girl my girl talkin bout my girl my girl


This is what popped into my head when I read this. Now that song is stuck, great, haha.

[mulcahy67]

try out for a band that doesnt suck nuts and maybe then you wont get left. why should she blow you if you're blowing every night?

[kbi the crowing]

he said your picture looks familar, but he doesn't no anyone from pinfield, did you do any sports or something?

not at all haha
though someone on campus called me sean today
does he know any seans that go to brockport? haha

[AndrewIcex]

you're fifteen, you'll find someone else.
You never know.

[ted is lying]

not at all haha
though someone on campus called me sean today
does he know any seans that go to brockport? haha
Nope

[kbi the crowing]

Nope

ahh well

[ted is lying]

ahh well
Life will forever remain a mystery.

[Mibabalou]

kill your self

[ReadyForAction]

2C0q4mUa6X4
my first thought

[FBRDC]

wow.

[Laural666]

she called me a "demon in the sack" maybe its also the fact that were the only hardcore kids in the buffalo school distirct

Demon in the sack! Lmfao!

[Deadbolt23]

My Girl is a sick film.