Is this what everybody should look like? Pure Awesomeness?

[Fullblast]

http://www.suncomics.com/maddox/lumberjack%2Bbull1.jpg

[Mibabalou]

...k

[Smash Adams]

Poor owls, owls are dope they don't deserve to die

[Fullblast]

I just read The Alphabet of Manliness and this was an illustration from the book. I thought it was petty cool.

[Theseventhson]

That's what I look like.

[FueledByRock]

Think about it though; if everyone looked like pure awesomeness, would they really be pure awesomeness? Since they are no more awesome than each other, they aren't really awesome.

[Fullblast]

Think about it though; if everyone looked like pure awesomeness, would they really be pure awesomeness? Since they are no more awesome than each other, they aren't really awesome.
Well Lumberjacks are at the top of the awesome pyramid soooo....
Yeah, there can only be a number of people that are of pure awesomeness

[terror_91]

Ah, I see you found my self portrait.

[Weekend Warrior]

someone told me that a lot of lumberjacks were homosexual.. not that there's anything wrong with that.

[DanTGD]

Too much hair that is not growing from the scalp.

[Fullblast]

someone told me that a lot of lumberjacks were homosexual.. not that there's anything wrong with that.
Actually, from what I've read, most Lumberjacks are only labeled "homesexual" because they deal with alot of wood.

[zion the lion]

Poor owls, owls are dope they don't deserve to die

Holy crap, they're dead! That's horrible.

But why does that bull or ox or whatever have a lizard tongue?

[terror_91]

Holy crap, they're dead! That's horrible.

But why does that bull or ox or whatever have a lizard tongue?
Because it's fucking badass, why else?

[Fullblast]

Holy crap, they're dead! That's horrible.

But why does that bull or ox or whatever have a lizard tongue?
The bull doesn't have a lizard tongue, it's biting the owl's leg off in its mouth.

[punkrockmedic]

Well Lumberjacks are at the top of the awesome pyramid soooo....
Yeah, there can only be a number of people that are of pure awesomeness

Pretty sure that's Paul Bunyan...the biggest baddest MINNESOTAN Lumberjack of all time.

[Smash Adams]

Holy crap, they're dead! That's horrible.

But why does that bull or ox or whatever have a lizard tongue?
Yeah that usually happens when you spear something :(

[Fullblast]

Pretty sure that's Paul Bunyan...the biggest baddest MINNESOTAN Lumberjack of all time.
Finally, someone that recognizes a Lumberjack.

[zion the lion]

The bull doesn't have a lizard tongue, it's biting the owl's leg off in its mouth.

What kind of owl has an elastic leg?

Because it's fucking badass, why else?

It's no longer badass when it's biting an owl's leg off.

Yeah that usually happens when you spear something :(

oh, I would have never known.

[Fullblast]

What kind of owl has an elastic leg?



It's no longer badass when it's biting an owl's leg off.



oh, I would have never known.
????? Owls don't have elastic legs.... Fuck owls.Basically this picture is the epitome of fucking awesomeness.

[Formatfun]

The bull he's on looks like it could throw him off if it wanted.

[terror_91]

It's no longer badass when it's biting an owl's leg off.
Definitely is.

[Fullblast]

The bull he's on looks like it could throw him off if it wanted.
Now, now, let's not talk about the bull, It's the owls and the Lumberjack.

[Brand-new-123]

looks like an average day in Jesse Lacey's life.

[zion the lion]

????? Owls don't have elastic legs.... Fuck owls.Basically this picture is the epitome of fucking awesomeness.

It's the epitome of horribleness...besides, lumber jacks are ugly.

[Fullblast]

It's the epitome of horribleness...besides, lumber jacks are ugly.
Okay Zion, you need to head to your nearest bookstore, and buy The Alphabet of Manliness. Trust me, you won't be dissapointed, well.... you might considering you are female....

[zion the lion]

Okay Zion, you need to head to your nearest bookstore, and buy The Alphabet of Manliness. Trust me, you won't be dissapointed, well.... you might considering you are female....

You need to go to the nearest womans store, and see how many chicks would go for a nasty ass fat smelly beer stained (aka straight) version of the brawny guy...

[Fullblast]

You need to go to the nearest womans store, and see how many chicks would go for a nasty ass fat smelly beer stained (aka straight) version of the brawny guy...
Ummmm, most chicks dig that kind of stuff, minus the "fat" part. :)

[roughroads]

You need to go to the nearest womans store, and see how many chicks would go for a nasty ass fat smelly beer stained (aka straight) version of the brawny guy...
ugh they have stores now?
we should have never let them out of the kitchen!

[zion the lion]

ugh they have stores now?
we should have never let them out of the kitchen!

Yes but you did and now we can please ourselves with vibrators or each other and we dont need you anymore.

you're all going to starve to death.

[Fullblast]

Yes but you did and now we can please ourselves with vibrators or each other and we dont need you anymore.

you're all going to starve to death.
I keep my bitch chained to the stove.

[kbi the crowing]

if there were a little less man-boobage and a bit more facial hair the answer would be yes.

[zion the lion]

Ummmm, most chicks dig that kind of stuff, minus the "fat" part. :)

Since when do chicks dig slobby hairy beer stained blobs?

I keep my bitch chained to the stove.

Which is why she hasnt given you the key to her chastity belt.

[roughroads]

I keep my bitch chained to the stove.
Cook me food,
Knit me a sweater,
Sex me up,
That's all I've said to mine in months.

And i think the better question to ask this Zion bitch is WHO LET YOU ON THE INTERNET?!?!
theirs gotta be clothes that need folding somewhere

[Theseventhson]

Since when do chicks dig slobby hairy beer stained blobs?
Since Iron & Wine started making music.

[Kassie09]

look at that arm hair
dislike

[Jaimehere]

http://www.suncomics.com/maddox/lumberjack%2Bbull1.jpg

you probably didn't know, but that bull is actually the lumberjack's penis...

[Fullblast]

Since when do chicks dig slobby hairy beer stained blobs?



Which is why she hasnt given you the key to her chastity belt.
I don't need a key, I have multiple wives to keep me both satisfied and do the dirty work.

[zion the lion]

Since Iron & Wine started making music.

Yeah, no...they're called groupies.

I don't need a key, I have multiple wives to keep me both satisfied and do the dirty work.

You make it so hard for me to be a lesbian babe.

[Fullblast]

Yeah, no...they're called groupies.



You make it so hard for me to be a lesbian babe.
And you make it so hard for me to maintain my Lumberjack ways. Hence, why I have posted this thread in hopes of swaying other users to become Lumberjacks.

[zion the lion]

And you make it so hard for me to maintain my Lumberjack ways. Hence, why I have posted this thread in hopes of swaying other users to become Lumberjacks.

One lumberjack is more than enough. Trust me.

[Theseventhson]

The world needs way more lumberjacks. Trust me.
Fixed

[Fullblast]

One lumberjack is more than enough. Trust me.
Why do you insist on being so negative about Lumberjacks? Imagine a world ruled by Lumberjacks, I can see it now.... Log houses everywhere, and hearty meals made by bitches chained to stoves. On the plus side everyone would have massive beards to capture small children in and sell them for more wives.

[zion the lion]

Why do you insist on being so negative about Lumberjacks? Imagine a world ruled by Lumberjacks, I can see it now.... Log houses everywhere, and hearty meals made by bitches chained to stoves. On the plus side everyone would have massive beards to capture small children in and sell them for more wives.

Log houses burn easily, the whole world would die in massive forest fires. Plus they're ugly.

[Fullblast]

Log houses burn easily, the whole world would die in massive forest fires. Plus they're ugly.
Maybe this will convince you?

g12zXlt6ySY

[SomedayTheFire]

Holy lol at this thread. Why do people insist on making this place like 4chan

[zion the lion]

Maybe this will convince you?

g12zXlt6ySY

Convince me that they're ugly and apparently retarded? Yes...yes it did.

The girl's outfit was cute though.

[Fullblast]

Convince me that they're ugly and apparently retarded? Yes...yes it did.

The girl's outfit was cute though.
I'VE TRAVELLED 500 MILES TO GIVE YOU MY SEED! Definitely the most epic quote by a Lumberjack. Now tell me, how isn't that manly enough?

[Fullblast]

Holy lol at this thread. Why do people insist on making this place like 4chan
Thats why this thread is in the "General" forums. Anything and everything dude.

[zion the lion]

I'VE TRAVELLED 500 MILES TO GIVE YOU MY SEED! Definitely the most epic quote by a Lumberjack. Now tell me, how isn't that manly enough?

If a guy ever told me that, while looking like that, I would take that axe from his hands and chop his dick off, then he wouldnt be so manly anymore.


/weird bitchy lesbian day.

[Fullblast]

If a guy ever told me that, while looking like that, I would take that axe from his hands and chop his dick off, then he wouldnt be so manly anymore.


/weird bitchy lesbian day.
If a Lumberjack were to say that to me, I would have jizzed in my pants. Fucking sooooo manly to say that to a woman, even if your not a Lumberjack.

[zion the lion]

If a Lumberjack were to say that to me, I would have jizzed in my pants. Fucking sooooo manly to say that to a woman, even if your not a Lumberjack.

I would think you're a florist...or a gardener

[Fullblast]

I would think you're a florist...or a gardener
:moon:

[zion the lion]

:moon:

Not nice.

[Theseventhson]

:moon:
The back of your head is an ass?

[Sventhegreat]

Yes. Yes they should.

[jmirand1]

Think about it though; if everyone looked like pure awesomeness, would they really be pure awesomeness? Since they are no more awesome than each other, they aren't really awesome.

True. It's a good thing that only I really look like that.

[jmirand1]

you probably didn't know, but that bull is actually the lumberjack's penis...

haha I wish my penis had horns and legs and ate owls.

[Fullblast]

Not nice.
You need to change your fuckin' avatar.

[And Hours Pass]

Pretty sure that's Paul Bunyan...the biggest baddest MINNESOTAN Lumberjack of all time.
Good to see some minnesota pride on here.

Uptown Minneapolis is where it's at (and by it I mean me).

[Fullblast]

Good to see some minnesota pride on here.

Uptown Minneapolis is where it's at (and by it I mean me).
Do you like Lumberjacks?

[argg_xo]

Babe the Blue Ox is terribly creppy in that picture.

[Fullblast]

Babe the Blue Ox is terribly creppy in that picture.
Babe the Blue Ox?

[argg_xo]

Babe the Blue Ox?
I assumed that was a picture of Paul Bunyan and he was riding Babe the Blue Ox :shrug:

[Fullblast]

I assumed that was a picture of Paul Bunyan and he was riding Babe the Blue Ox :shrug:
I guess it could be.:nod:

[zion the lion]

You need to change your fuckin' avatar.

I cant find one that says "i hate lumberjacks"
besides, I like good vibes...just not with lumberjacks who kill owls.

[Fullblast]

I cant find one that says "i hate lumberjacks"
besides, I like good vibes...just not with lumberjacks who kill owls.
I just don't understand the meaning of your avatar.

[zion the lion]

I just don't understand the meaning of your avatar.

Good vibes? Vibrations that are good?

What kind of avatar should I have?

[gabegr]

....why's there a picture of me on AP?

[Fullblast]

Good vibes? Vibrations that are good?

What kind of avatar should I have?
Is that some sick, perverted joke? Vibrations? X-)

[Fullblast]

....why's there a picture of me on AP?
I snuck into your house last night and snapped a quick photo of you in action

[zion the lion]

Is that some sick, perverted joke? Vibrations? X-)

No...not at all.

[Fullblast]

No...not at all.
Well, change it to a Lumberjack. :-d

[zion the lion]

Well, change it to a Lumberjack. :-d

Vibrations >>>>> lumberjacks.

[And Hours Pass]

Do you like Lumberjacks?
Always respected the braun paper towel man and paul bunyon. I'm down with the lumberjacks.

[bluecrunchy]

Anyone who has ever attended Lumberjack Days can attest to the fact that lumberjacks are awesome.

[drzafs]

Yeah, At my school, we have lumberjack club. We get out of class to wear flannel, eat flapjacks, and participate in no shave November.
Win.

[Dumpweed]

Since Iron & Wine started making music.

lawl

[AndrewIcex]

Nah.

[SomedayTheFire]

Thats why this thread is in the "General" forums. Anything and everything dude.
No it's not. It's in Personal Life.

[archerboy]

I just read The Alphabet of Manliness and this was an illustration from the book. I thought it was petty cool.

oh haha, now that you put that into perspective, that is a pretty awesome book

[loudpunkguitar]

lol

[Fullblast]

oh haha, now that you put that into perspective, that is a pretty awesome book
Damn rights it is :-)

[Fullblast]

No it's not. It's in Personal Life.
GTFO or Obey my rules

[SomedayTheFire]

GTFO or Obey my rules
No.

[Fullblast]

No.
Well then be nice, or Lumberjacks will come and fuck you up.

[Michifoxx]

yea the whole lumberjack look...not working for me

[Fullblast]

yea the whole lumberjack look...not working for me
Meh, it only works for certain people

[Michifoxx]

Meh, it only works for certain people

totally true.