View Full Version : the difference between you (if you're female) and I
idolistic_dream
04/27/03, 07:43 PM
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
unsung_zero02
04/28/03, 12:03 AM
hahah
Slick Shoes
04/28/03, 12:11 AM
damn .. you suck .. you gave away our secrect ... You are ovbiously gay.
chickmagnet2385
04/28/03, 06:49 AM
lol thats funny as hell
cant you see
04/28/03, 07:22 AM
good thinking
idolistic_dream
04/28/03, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Slick Shoes
damn .. you suck .. you gave away our secrect ... You are ovbiously gay.
somebody needs a hug...
too bad not all guys are sex driven morons...
punkchick22
04/28/03, 10:02 AM
heh the girls part is pretty accurate. :rolleyes:
FishAlotNBePunk
04/28/03, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Greg
too bad not all guys are sex driven morons...
i am so ha!
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i am so ha!
but i'm not so!! eh whatever.
therealhebm
04/28/03, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Greg
but i'm not so!! eh whatever.
this is an example of a vain attempt by this fellow to look like the sensitive caring guy in order to impress the girls on the forum, whom he will never meet but still harbors a dream of scoring with because they are the only females he has ever talked to in his life.
OR
i'm an idiot
punkchick22
04/28/03, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by therealhebm
this is an example of a vain attempt by this fellow to look like the sensitive caring guy in order to impress the girls on the forum, whom he will never meet but still harbors a dream of scoring with because they are the only females he has ever talked to in his life.
OR
i'm an idiot
i believe him. he seems like a nice guy.
evil zach
04/28/03, 10:56 AM
there is no such thing as nice guy, or nice striaght guy any ways. belive me, everything we do is an attempt to get in your pants
punkchick22
04/28/03, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
there is no such thing as nice guy, or nice striaght guy any ways. belive me, everything we do is an attempt to get in your pants
i dont believe it! :eek:
jesus teh feesh
04/28/03, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Greg
too bad not all guys are sex driven morons...
maybe .0000001% of guys arent. but girls really arent any better
punkchick22
04/28/03, 11:04 AM
heh i know for a fact that i am not a sex driven girl. but a lot of girls are.
therealhebm
04/28/03, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by punkchick22
i believe him. he seems like a nice guy.
we generally have 2 ways to go about our business. one is the nice guy shy polite way. the other is the im an asshole but still funny way. but in the end were all shooting for the same thing
and greg i was just joking, you are emocool :)
fafnerboy
04/28/03, 11:27 AM
the thing that makes the whole thing perfect is that it's totally true.
charly horse
04/28/03, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by punkchick22
heh i know for a fact that i am not a sex driven girl. but a lot of girls are.
i am
FishAlotNBePunk
04/28/03, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by mxpx
boys are so mean.
<3:)
jesus teh feesh
04/28/03, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by mxpx
boys are so mean.
then get a girlfriend next time. problem solved. haha
FishAlotNBePunk
04/28/03, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
then get a girlfriend next time. problem solved. haha
hey it worked for you!
charly horse
04/28/03, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
hey it worked for you!
hey there are nothing wrong with lesbians.....
jesus teh feesh
04/28/03, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
hey it worked for you!
yeah and...?
hot damn!
04/28/03, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
yeah and...?
and youre a lot chipper cause of it wooooooo111
!!!!!!
UahaUahaUahaU
04/28/03, 12:00 PM
it's true, absolutly anything a guy does is an attempt to have sex
and another thing, like 95% of guys think they're so suave about it too... but they're really not
still! gotta love em
jesus teh feesh
04/28/03, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
and youre a lot chipper cause of it wooooooo111
!!!!!!
hahah hell yes
FishAlotNBePunk
04/28/03, 12:03 PM
im not all about sex but im just old fashioned.
Originally posted by alsublimereject
hey there are nothing wrong with lesbians.....
no there isn't and if they are bi it is even better
UahaUahaUahaU
04/28/03, 12:10 PM
yea yea yea we've heard it alllllll
Originally posted by idolistic_dream
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
thats fuckin funny. i dont do that tho. u need a whole different dictionary to understand me. (and no, im not talkin bout the whole aussie thing im just...................weird.)
Slick Shoes
04/29/03, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by kalika
thats fuckin funny. i dont do that tho. u need a whole different dictionary to understand me. (and no, im not talkin bout the whole aussie thing im just...................weird.)
Yer .... nothing wrong with aussies ... im not weird.
charly horse
04/29/03, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
hahah hell yes
are u really a lesbian?
Clarett'sGreyGoose
04/29/03, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Greg
too bad not all guys are sex driven morons...
only emo guys arent, cuz instead of using lines to get some, the write poetry
ifeelused
04/29/03, 09:45 AM
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
i did that today .. and pretty much every other time im upset with my bf. i almost cried while saying it . *waits for someone to call me emo*
day in paradise
04/29/03, 09:49 AM
emo.
ifeelused
04/29/03, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by day in paradise
emo.
yes i knew it
jesus teh feesh
04/29/03, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
are u really a lesbian?
no
ifeelused
04/29/03, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
no
she'll be dissapointed
nubi nere
04/29/03, 11:47 AM
i dont think all guys are sex driven morons b/c im not. but to say that you dont think about sex is a lie. but acting on it and doing it are two completely different things.
charly horse
04/29/03, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
she'll be dissapointed
yeh because i cant haver her sexay body......
no not really...i could care less
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