Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

[cshadows2887]

A: It's an obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.

[Machu505]

Oh you slay me.

[Whimsikill]

instantrimshot.com

[anthonydarko]

he he. ho ho. ha ha.

[Charles777]

Ha, I'm going to tell this to people until it becomes less and less funny

[richter915]

Ha, I'm going to tell this to people until it becomes less and less funny
but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.

[Charles777]

but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.
Hahaha

[AlternateToLife]

but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.

I was cracking up til you clarified.

[Derka Derka]

Fucking hipsters

I love the rich kids that go shopping at Urban Outfitters and think that buying and wearing those clothes will make them a hipster

[xJesusFreakx]

Oh, I get it... This joke is funny because hipsters listen to stupid bands that no one has ever heard of (like Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, and Northbrook).

[cshadows2887]

Sooo much hatred. I just thought it was a funny joke. : /

[cshadows2887]

Oh, I get it... This joke is funny because hipsters listen to stupid bands that no one has ever heard of (like Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, and Northbrook).

Are those three band even remotely the same amount of famous though? I totally understand your point. But Radiohead is one of the biggest bands in the world and Northbrook is, well, not.

[Neo Cassady]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two, but how'd they get in there?

[theguy77]

Oh, I get it... This joke is funny because hipsters listen to stupid bands that no one has ever heard of (like Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, and Northbrook).

hahahahahaha oh tim you slay me

[Tyler Vagyler]

Yeah, Radiohead is pretty dang huge.


edit: I assume there was sarcasm?

[xJesusFreakx]

Are those three band even remotely the same amount of famous though? I totally understand your point. But Radiohead is one of the biggest bands in the world and Northbrook is, well, not.

http://animalradio.com/EricStromerMarNL.jpg

[kemichels]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two, but how'd they get in there?

lawl.

[theguy77]

Q: how many scene kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: just one before their OBNOXIOUS HAIR CATCHES ON FIRE

[wroteurname]

Yeah, haircut jokes are still funny.

[ThisIsNotDan]

haha I thought this was pretty funny. people getting defensive over this joke are probably hipsters themselves

except Tim. no one fucks with Tim because he can screw in as many light bulbs as he damn well pleases

[briewer]

but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.
Aren't you the one that made an Owl City thread? Yeah, you're not allowed to have opinions anymore.

Oh, I get it... This joke is funny because hipsters listen to stupid bands that no one has ever heard of (like Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, and Northbrook).
Especially Northbrook.

[richter915]

Aren't you the one that made an Owl City thread? Yeah, you're not allowed to have opinions anymore.


Especially Northbrook.
i think u hurt me.

[wroteurname]

Aren't you the one that made an Owl City thread? Yeah, you're not allowed to have opinions anymore.


Especially Northbrook.
Aren't you the one who just got paid then got laid?

[richter915]

Q: how many scene kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: just one before their OBNOXIOUS HAIR CATCHES ON FIRE
i heard one like that but it was like...2, one to plug it in, the other to hardcore dance during the breakdown

[briewer]

Aren't you the one who just got paid then got laid?
How did this little rivalry start?

[Smash Adams]

Hipsters don't change shit, they just complain about how it's not as good as it used to be

[wroteurname]

How did this little rivalry start?

I dunnoooooo, but it's serious business.

[richter915]

Hipsters don't change shit, they just complain about how it's not as good as it used to be
yupp. I hated going to shows in bklyn for a while cause you'd see them panhandling. There was a great article in the times about how the recession has caused a lot of hipsters from bklyn to leave the area cause their parents stopped paying rent for em.

[abcdefghijake]

knock knock

[richter915]

I dunnoooooo, but it's serious business.
lol i'm glad u got my back (even if you don't, i'm pretending like you do).

o btw I didn't mean to sound like a dick with anomia/dysnomia stuff it's just that I'm literally doing a paper on that topic right now for my neuro class...felt I had to clarify.

[wroteurname]

lol i'm glad u got my back (even if you don't, i'm pretending like you do).

o btw I didn't mean to sound like a dick with anomia/dysnomia stuff it's just that I'm literally doing a paper on that topic right now for my neuro class...felt I had to clarify.

Haha, no problem at all, and I was learning about that type of stuff for my "special needs inclusion in secondary classroom" class so I was trying to put it into practice.

[Smash Adams]

yupp. I hated going to shows in bklyn for a while cause you'd see them panhandling. There was a great article in the times about how the recession has caused a lot of hipsters from bklyn to leave the area cause their parents stopped paying rent for em.
it's weird how the image of Brooklyn has gone from Jay-Z/Notorious BIG and where brooklyn at to hipster central

[DryEarth]

A: It's an obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.

That joke was better before it got popular.

[cshadows2887]

That joke was better before it got popular.

HAHAHAHAHA. Gracias for making my day.

[cshadows2887]

knock knock

I'll bite. Who's there?

[theguy77]

i heard one like that but it was like...2, one to plug it in, the other to hardcore dance during the breakdown

Q: how many scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: it never happens because they keep breaking the bulbs and CUTTING THEMSELVES

[cshadows2887]

http://animalradio.com/EricStromerMarNL.jpg

No. I follow. I just think your joke has some broken logic. Radiohead is enormous. Sufjan is medium. And Northboork is (reliatively) obscure. So your joke doesn't work either way.

Btw, I sincerely hope that's the cover of a real album. 'Cause it's fabulous.

[abcdefghijake]

I'll bite. Who's there?

YES!

IEatMop.

[cshadows2887]

YES!

IEatMop.

IEatMop who?

[Regards]

No. I follow. I just think your joke has some broken logic. Radiohead is enormous. Sufjan is medium. And Northboork is (reliatively) obscure. So your joke doesn't work either way.

Btw, I sincerely hope that's the cover of a real album. 'Cause it's fabulous.


Lol. Nope, you don't follow. Don't beat yourself up over it.

[Chromefox]

Oh, I get it... This joke is funny because hipsters listen to stupid bands that no one has ever heard of (like Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, and Northbrook).
Wait, your definition of a hipster is Ryan?

Now that's the funniest joke in the whole thread.

[mikelmc]

How many scene kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?



2,346. 1 to actually do it, and 2,345 to say they did it first.

[abcdefghijake]

IEatMop who?

LOL you eat your poo!
(you have to say it aloud)

[theguy77]

Wait, your definition of a hipster is Ryan?

Now that's the funniest joke in the whole thread.

megan, you're canadian and im ryan. lets have hipster children. i would say todd could be the godfather but apparently according to the televangelist i watched last night homosexuality is a bad influence on children because they might become homosexual too and that sends you to hell or something.

[cshadows2887]

LOL you eat your poo!
(you have to say it aloud)

Haha. Not too shabby. Like your style. Feces humor never goes out of style.

[Chromefox]

megan, you're canadian and im ryan. lets have hipster children. i would say todd could be the godfather but apparently according to the televangelist i watched last night homosexuality is a bad influence on children because they might become homosexual too and that sends you to hell or something. So Todd can be the Satanfather then. /CORNYCORNYCORNY

Those children would be insufferably elitist and verbose.

[theguy77]

So Todd can be the Satanfather then. /CORNYCORNYCORNY

Those children would be insufferably elitist and verbose.

dude they'll make a NEW dictionary and be lauded as English revisionists.

[Chromefox]

dude they'll make a NEW dictionary and be lauded as English revisionists. And as a result they'll only listen to Sigur Ros and scat-vocalled free jazz.

[IWasaCamera]

Oh.

[theguy77]

Oh.

you're just mad cause i didnt nominate YOU for godfather

[IWasaCamera]

I would be if you changed your name to Rhyan.

[smogs]

Haha what a fun joke.

[drawndead]

but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.

williamsburgh brooklyn is where its at!

[Ravenous]

I'm so confused right now. What the fuck is a hipster?

[Burn That Shit]

I'm so confused right now. What the fuck is a hipster?

According to most of the (bad)users, it's anyone who dislikes something being hyped by absolutepunk.

ex1:

user1: I don't really like Say Anything, that Max Bemis guy is kind of a douche.

user2: WHAT? HIPSTER SWINE!!! ELITIST!!! FUCKK YOUUUU!!!

ex2:

user1: so i was looking at pitchf...

user2: OBSCURE PIECE OF SHIT ALERT!!! ELITIST! ELITIST!!

[cshadows2887]

According to most of the users, it's anyone who dislikes something being hyped by absolutepunk.

ex1:

user1: I don't really like Say Anything, that Max Bemis guy is kind of a douche.

user2: WHAT? HIPSTER SWINE!!! ELITIST!!! FUCKK YOUUUU!!!

ex2:

user1: so i was looking at pitchf...

user2: OBSCURE PIECE OF SHIT ALERT!!! ELITIST! ELITIST!!


Hahahahahaha. I know this maybe makes me a hypocrite since I posted the joke in the first place, but does anyone feel like the term hipster is getting over-used the same way the word emo has. It really almost doesn't have a meaning anymore. So, I guess bravo for asking for a definition.

[Ravenous]

According to most of the (bad)users, it's anyone who dislikes something being hyped by absolutepunk.

ex1:

user1: I don't really like Say Anything, that Max Bemis guy is kind of a douche.

user2: WHAT? HIPSTER SWINE!!! ELITIST!!! FUCKK YOUUUU!!!

ex2:

user1: so i was looking at pitchf...

user2: OBSCURE PIECE OF SHIT ALERT!!! ELITIST! ELITIST!!


Haha fuck, with that kind of definition I think I may have been a hipster all along.

[Ravenous]

Hahahahahaha. I know this maybe makes me a hypocrite since I posted the joke in the first place, but does anyone feel like the term hipster is getting over-used the same way the word emo has. It really almost doesn't have a meaning anymore. So, I guess bravo for asking for a definition.

Speaking of which, I'm tired of people even using the word "emo" anymore. And you're right, it's been thrown around so much that it really doesn't have a meaning anymore.

[KingJohn_654]

i always thought the answer to the joke was:
"Who cares? I've been screwing in lightbulbs since before it was cool!"

[TheOtherAndrew]

Are those three band even remotely the same amount of famous though? I totally understand your point. But Radiohead is one of the biggest bands in the world and Northbrook is, well, not.
:lol:

[briewer]

megan, you're canadian and im ryan. lets have hipster children. i would say todd could be the godfather but apparently according to the televangelist i watched last night homosexuality is a bad influence on children because they might become homosexual too and that sends you to hell or something.
I could be the godfather instead. You wouldn't notice the difference.

[cshadows2887]

Speaking of which, I'm tired of people even using the word "emo" anymore. And you're right, it's been thrown around so much that it really doesn't have a meaning anymore.

Yeah. I feel like it's probably been close to a decade since emo had a meaning. It's only a term that has meaning to people who don't know anything about the music they're talking about.

[Regards]

megan, you're canadian and im ryan. lets have hipster children. i would say todd could be the godfather but apparently according to the televangelist i watched last night homosexuality is a bad influence on children because they might become homosexual too and that sends you to hell or something.
Holy crapple you're blue! Dude!

[kearn1tm]

Q: How many of you does it take to dance?

A: Jesus.

Q: The Rock says know your damn role?

A: Fuck Northbrook!

[briewer]

Q: How many of you does it take to dance?

A: Jesus.

Q: The Rock says know your damn role?

A: Fuck Northbrook!
Are you suggesting I don't dance?

[Ravenous]

Yeah. I feel like it's probably been close to a decade since emo had a meaning. It's only a term that has meaning to people who don't know anything about the music they're talking about.

Exactly!

[kearn1tm]

Are you suggesting I don't dance?

Toot, brap?

[briewer]

Toot, brap?
If you were hear you would see that that alone was enough to make me get up and dance.

[five inch taint]

A: It's an obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.

Funny. I will use it at parties.

[five inch taint]

I'm so confused right now. What the fuck is a hipster?

I think it is the same thing as a scenester.

[Waldorf]

being a hipster was better before the hipsters ruined it
if that makes sense.

[kearn1tm]

If you were hear you would see that that alone was enough to make me get up and dance.

I hear you...in my bowels!

Northbruuuk!

[briewer]

I hear you...in my bowels!

Northbruuuk!
Ughh... I got PROBLEMZ. Because I'm in your bowels, apparently.

[Chromefox]

Ughh... I got PROBLEMZ. Because I'm in your bowels, apparently. That's where he wants you.

Or is Todd the dominant one?

[kearn1tm]

being a hipster was better before the hipsters ruined it
if that makes sense.

I liked music before raping children was illegal.

[briewer]

That's where he wants you.

Or is Todd the dominant one?
I do have a beard, I might be dominant be default.

[kearn1tm]

That's where he wants you.

Or is Todd the dominant one?

I would break him.

[briewer]

I would break him.
That's the only way you can fit me in a locker.

[Waldorf]

I liked music before raping children was illegal.

so did most old people

[briewer]

so did most old people
Hey, I'm a old people! You take that back! We old people are still music aficionados despite your tight-assed, puritan laws on raping children.

[Waldorf]

Hey, I'm a old people! You take that back! We old people are still music aficionados despite your tight-assed, puritan laws on raping children.

go listen to beethoven and eat prunes you wrinkly

[briewer]

go listen to beethoven and eat prunes you wrinkly
Well I have been kind of constipated....

[Chromefox]

I don't know if Todd would appreciate you consuming prunes.

[briewer]

That's why I have to be the dominant one! It's only logical.

[kearn1tm]

so did most old people

Sorry about the rape, bro. If you didn't want it, you wouldn't have dressed that way.

[briewer]

^Bad.

[kearn1tm]

^Bad.

Brraaaaaaaaaap

[richter915]

williamsburgh brooklyn is where its at!
hahaha i wasn't going to single out williamsburgh but now that it's been brought up...yes that is the place i hate.

[drawndead]

hahaha i wasn't going to single out williamsburgh but now that it's been brought up...yes that is the place i hate.

williamsburgh/greenpoint full of hipsters living off of their parents money pretending to be vegan...

[Tristan Needler]

A: It's an obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.
I was going to assume the answer had something to do with a bunch standing around talking about how the old light bulb was better.

[I am Mick]

none, they're doing coke off each others boners and listening to Why?

[Rawrr]

"ughbrabra"

[xJesusFreakx]

haha I thought this was pretty funny. people getting defensive over this joke are probably hipsters themselves

except Tim. no one fucks with Tim because he can screw in as many light bulbs as he damn well pleases

With my beard.

No. I follow. I just think your joke has some broken logic. Radiohead is enormous. Sufjan is medium. And Northboork is (reliatively) obscure. So your joke doesn't work either way.

Btw, I sincerely hope that's the cover of a real album. 'Cause it's fabulous.

http://animalradio.com/EricStromerMarNL.jpg

[theguy77]

Holy crapple you're blue! Dude!

hahaha i know right!:-d

[sweepthenation]

I loled

[richter915]

I was going to assume the answer had something to do with a bunch standing around talking about how the old light bulb was better.
especially if the lightbulb was from 1983, back when music was good and not just some corporate scheme.

[x togepi x]

hipsters> your average AP.net user any day of the week.

[UnderMyDreams]

but then bring it back 10 years later when you move to brooklyn to pursue ur dream as an artist/pan-handler...that way it's vintage (i'm not insulting u I'm just sayin that that's what a hipster would do)

i fucking hate hipsters...they're all over brooklyn and it's just the biggest pain in the ass. Also they get absurd amounts of pussy, it should be illegal.

Well someone's jealous.

[theguy77]

hipsters> your average AP.net user any day of the week.

define/explain each. thats a mandate.

[x togepi x]

define/explain each. thats a mandate.

hipsters don't think they're edgy for making jokes from 2005 like this thread is guilty of.

[theguy77]

hipsters don't think they're edgy for making jokes from 2005 like this thread is guilty of.

hahaha i dont think ive ever heard a good anti-hipster joke that wasnt told by a person perceived as a hipster for irony.

[x togepi x]

hahaha i dont think ive ever heard a good anti-hipster joke that wasnt told by a person perceived as a hipster for irony.

here's a hipster joke: MGMT LOL PEOPLE LIKE THEM

[theguy77]

here's a hipster joke: MGMT LOL PEOPLE LIKE THEM

LOL YOU LIKE THE BEATLES LOL ONLY HIPSTERS LISTEN TO THAT SHIT EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARENT RELEVANT. SAY ANYTHING > THE BEATLES

[Robototron]

A: It's an obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.

The correct answer to that joke is, "pffft, you don't know?"

[richter915]

Well someone's jealous.
ur right.

[briewer]

here's a hipster joke: MGMT LOL PEOPLE LIKE THEM
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=56774452#post56774 452

I lol'd.

[ThisIsNotDan]

ITT: people taking this joke too seriously

[briewer]

ITT: people taking this joke too seriously
Umm... where? Todd and I took up an entire page talking about who would be the dominant one in our hypothetical gay relationship (me, duh), is that what you're talking about?

[ThisIsNotDan]

Umm... where? Todd and I took up an entire page talking about who would be the dominant one in our hypothetical gay relationship (me, duh), is that what you're talking about?

earlier in the thread. carry on with your godfather talk :-)

[ThemChains]

I hang out with hipsters and have the most fun. Who cares? So they know what's cool and what's trendy...get over it. Generally speaking awesome people who only want to have a good time and on top of that, when it comes to discussion about things past a surface level, you can make them look stupid because they only know what they have to know to appear cool. Win/Win.