Jay Cutler...

[NationalProduct]

Someone please punch Jay Cutler in the face. Who hired this guy!?!?!?!

[Justin_stacy]

2 first round picks and $20 million more in guaranteed money....hahahaha.

[Jake Denning]

Hahaha, I lol'ed so hard when I read what happened on twitter

[xshady121]

-7 points tonight.

He is making Rex Grossman look good. At least he took them to the super bowl.

[Justin_stacy]

-7 points tonight.

He is making Rex Grossman look good. At least he took them to the super bowl.

the guy in my league still scored 17 points with him....doesn't seem right.

[mht]

the guy in my league still scored 17 points with him....doesn't seem right.


lol if you are talking about Mikey's goofy weirdo league it's because he gives bonus points for things like 300+ yard games.... so Cutler might have lost -13 for throwing 5 picks in that league but got +30 for throwing for 300+ yards.

[pth231]

I just don't get it. It's like our team isn't meant to have a decent qb. This makes me want grossman back.........I never thought I would see those words.

[NateFoundGlory]

I literally couldn't stop laughing at interception 5. Even though we lost. It was one of those...crazy laughs.

[billyboatkid]

Buwahahaha, I was sad we lost him in Denver, but it ain't lookin like that now.

[bladerdude360]

I don't understand how he's sucking so bad. We need some wins, bad.

[schenksta]

Hahahaha my roommates name is Jay Culter. Not gonna lie. We all make fun of him all the time for having the same name as someone who sucks.

[NationalProduct]

if the dude was humble at his press meet, id feel bad for him, but he came off as a cocky dick who just didnt care he blew it for his team and that makes me not like him at all

[Sventhegreat]

if the dude was humble at his press meet, id feel bad for him, but he came off as a cocky dick who just didnt care he blew it for his team and that makes me not like him at all

Well he is officially a douche-cock.

[atarirockstar]

I think Jay Cutler is my new favorite player.

Maybe I'm just saying this because I'm a Niners fan.

[TheQ]

He wasn't surveying the field well at all, and thus was forcing the ball into deep coverage...and I know G. Olsen is a giant but he was constantly trying to force it to him in the end zone. The Bear's O-line couldn't hold up to the Niner's pass rush though, and some of the INTs weren't his fault so all of the fault doesn't rest on him...but I will say (as a Cutler fantasy owner!) it was painful watching that game, haha.

[THE_SICKEST]

haha this thread is funny. Poor dude. But hey, he's only making it easier for Minnesota, which Im all for.

[SSLYBY]

He's a local guy, but I hate the bears so I don't really care.

[NationalProduct]

haha this thread is funny. Poor dude. But hey, he's only making it easier for Minnesota, which Im all for.

holla at my boy brett

[THE_SICKEST]

holla at my boy brett

It's funny I've hated him for years because he was consistently kicking our ass. But now He's my favorite dude ever haha

[NationalProduct]

It's funny I've hated him for years because he was consistently kicking our ass. But now He's my favorite dude ever haha

yeah ive always been a huge brett fan so its nice to see him back and kicking ass

[Chris Fallon]

Hahahaha my roommates name is Jay Culter. Not gonna lie. We all make fun of him all the time for having the same name as someone who sucks.
Culter is not the same name as Cutler, so technically, you're just making fun of some other random guy named Jay Culter. You should send him an apology via email.

[jay_klinkhammer]

Jeff George.

[abcdefghijake]

Someone please punch Jay Cutler in the face. Who hired this guy!?!?!?!

52 attempts, 2 picks that were his fault.
No running game.
You're right, it's Cutler's fault.

[fightinirish217]

Hey that last pass was an absolute bullet, right into the defenders hands. He sucks so much right now.

[sleepyseanzzz]

fuck jay cutler i lost all respect for him when he was in denver and said he had a better arm than john elway.....no one can throw a vortex as far as john elway...NO ONE

[pr0digy]

I can't even fucking believe how terrible he played last night...I got stuck playing him because Matt Schaub has a bye week....Who in the NFL even plays THAT bad...that was inexcusable.

[schenksta]

Culter is not the same name as Cutler, so technically, you're just making fun of some other random guy named Jay Culter. You should send him an apology via email.

I just spelled Cutler wrong. His name is Jay CUTLER. My apologies to anyone named Jay Culter that may have been offended by this

[punkrockmedic]

52 attempts, 2 picks that were his fault.
No running game.
You're right, it's Cutler's fault.

If you would have watched the game you would've seen he wasn't even trying after throwing those first two picks. Some of those "easy" passes were atrocious, and I would've punched him in the face throwing shit like that to me. Good for my Vikings, but bad for my fantasy team as I had to start him this week due to Schaub being on a bye week. Asshole played amazing last week, but of course as soon as I start him he's horrible.

[punkrockmedic]

Jay Cutler is a whiny bitch with no heart.

[stay_18_forever]

he gets paid to do this?

[abcdefghijake]

If you would have watched the game you would've seen he wasn't even trying after throwing those first two picks. Some of those "easy" passes were atrocious, and I would've punched him in the face throwing shit like that to me. Good for my Vikings, but bad for my fantasy team as I had to start him this week due to Schaub being on a bye week. Asshole played amazing last week, but of course as soon as I start him he's horrible.

LOL you clearly are a fantasy football player, not a real football player. I'll take my knowledge over yours any day.

[punkrockmedic]

LOL you clearly are a fantasy football player, not a real football player. I'll take my knowledge over yours any day.

Haha, you're funny. Let's play some football, and see who's got the skills or knowledge. Shit I'll add you to my fantasy league next year and see how you fare against my "knowledge".

[Scott Weber]

Haha, you're funny. Let's play some football, and see who's got the skills or knowledge. Shit I'll add you to my fantasy league next year and see how you fare against my "knowledge".
fantasy knowledge is not NFL knowledge, buddy.

[punkrockmedic]

fantasy knowledge is not NFL knowledge, buddy.

Holy fuck NO WAY!!!! I didn't even know that. Seriously...unless you're in the NFL. Then STFU.

[Chris M.]

Anyone who actually thinks my good at fantasy football has any correlation to actually knowing the game is a fucking moron.

[CarlosLunes]

Holy fuck NO WAY!!!! I didn't even know that. Seriously...unless you're in the NFL. Then STFU.

http://i42.tinypic.com/apjp1h.gif

[NationalProduct]

this thread got fun =)

[SlappedActor]

He's thrown 15 picks in 5 games. Obviously football is a team sport, but there's just no excuse for that.

[Scott Weber]

Holy fuck NO WAY!!!! I didn't even know that. Seriously...unless you're in the NFL. Then STFU.
that would include you and your smack talk, wouldn't it?

[Chris M.]

You guys need to be putting more of the blame on Ron Turner. Yeah, Cutler needs to learn to throw the ball away, but Turner's atrocious play calling doesn't help at all.

Cutler wouldn't even have been put in a place to throw that first redzone INT if it weren't for Turner. He keeps the heavy set with no real receiving threats (I'm not sure if Olsen was in or not) in on 3rd down after two failed rushing attempts and tries to run PA which everyone and their mother saw coming. Yeah, Cutler has to throw the ball away there, but Turner needs to call a better play to begin with.

It's not even this season, Turner's play calling has been ruining this team for years. Just look back to the Super Bowl where he decided to abandon the run game that was averaging around 4.5 yards a carry to throw in the rain with a turnover-prone QB.

[abcdefghijake]

fantasy knowledge is not NFL knowledge, buddy.

Win.

[punkrockmedic]

that would include you and your smack talk, wouldn't it?

True. I'm just talking shit, because my Vikings and the Silver Fox are on top.

[DaveFeelsRight]

god, these pass couple of games have been so depressing, particularly his interceptions. dude looks like grossman out there (but cutler has a way better skillset). it doesn't help that we have mongoloids like hester falling down. the coach staff needs to be completely revamped next year. i know everyone wants cutler's head on stick, but it's not all of his fault.

-7 points tonight.

He is making Rex Grossman look good. At least he took them to the super bowl.he didnt take us to the super bowl, our defense did.

You guys need to be putting more of the blame on Ron Turner. Yeah, Cutler needs to learn to throw the ball away, but Turner's atrocious play calling doesn't help at all.

Cutler wouldn't even have been put in a place to throw that first redzone INT if it weren't for Turner. He keeps the heavy set with no real receiving threats (I'm not sure if Olsen was in or not) in on 3rd down after two failed rushing attempts and tries to run PA which everyone and their mother saw coming. Yeah, Cutler has to throw the ball away there, but Turner needs to call a better play to begin with.

It's not even this season, Turner's play calling has been ruining this team for years. Just look back to the Super Bowl where he decided to abandon the run game that was averaging around 4.5 yards a carry to throw in the rain with a turnover-prone QB.seriously. i cringed when the first few drives consisted of forte running up the middle for 1 yard then a short pass for a few yards then a punt. dude fucking sucks.

[achassi]

Wasn't he the second coming of christ for the bears?

[Chris M.]

god, these pass couple of games have been so depressing, particularly his interceptions. dude looks like grossman out there (but cutler has a way better skillset). it doesn't help that we have mongoloids like hester falling down. the coach staff needs to be completely revamped next year. i know everyone wants cutler's head on stick, but it's not all of his fault.

he didnt take us to the super bowl, our defense did.

seriously. i cringed when the first few drives consisted of forte running up the middle for 1 yard then a short pass for a few yards then a punt. dude fucking sucks.

This team plays so undisciplined too. Way too many unnecessary defensive penalties. It feels like Alex Brown gets called for offside once a game.

[DaveFeelsRight]

This team plays so undisciplined too. Way too many unnecessary defensive penalties. It feels like Alex Brown gets called for offside once a game.tell me about it. they had some stupid penalties yesterday.

[Chris M.]

Seriously, how fucking hard is it for us to stay onside or not line up in the neutral zone. Had either offside or neutral zone infraction called on Brown, Ogunleye and Harris. We're gonna suck next year too because we have no first or second round picks and once again JA will refuse to do anything through free agency.

[Chris Fallon]

I just spelled Cutler wrong. His name is Jay CUTLER. My apologies to anyone named Jay Culter that may have been offended by this
Hahaha I was just giving you shit

[xshady121]

god, these pass couple of games have been so depressing, particularly his interceptions. dude looks like grossman out there (but cutler has a way better skillset). it doesn't help that we have mongoloids like hester falling down. the coach staff needs to be completely revamped next year. i know everyone wants cutler's head on stick, but it's not all of his fault.

he didnt take us to the super bowl, our defense did.

seriously. i cringed when the first few drives consisted of forte running up the middle for 1 yard then a short pass for a few yards then a punt. dude fucking sucks.

On behalf of all broncos fans I would like to apologize. I was in the "Josh McDaniels you're absolutely fucking insane for getting rid of Cutler" camp.

[schenksta]

Hahaha I was just giving you shit

Haha i figured