Cool Band Names You've invented over the years

[Metal4Christ]

Sorry if it's already been done... I just like this thread idea...

What are some cool band/song/album names you've come up with over the years or just make up on on spot Ell Ohh Ill!!!


Some of mine... I'll put more later...

Band names:

Portrait of the Aftermath
Tears of a Saint
Unsuperficially Superfied
The Flaming Monkeys of the Ish Ish Banana

(obviously the last 2 came from my "Blink 182 and Red Hot Chilli Peppers" days...

Song Titles:
Town Meeting at the Ice Cream Truck
Hey! Hey! It's Wflle Time!

[tyramail]

metal 4 christ. just kidding, i'm not clever enough to think of any myself. but my best friend's boyfriend wants us to start an all girl ramone's cover band called the ramonas.

[bard]

this thread is :hitself:

[theguy77]

Sorry if it's already been done... I just like this thread idea...

What are some cool band/song/album names you've come up with over the years or just make up on on spot Ell Ohh Ill!!!


Some of mine... I'll put more later...

Band names:

Portrait of the Aftermath
Tears of a Saint
Unsuperficially Superfied
The Flaming Monkeys of the Ish Ish Banana

(obviously the last 2 came from my "Blink 182 and Red Hot Chilli Peppers" days...

Song Titles:
Town Meeting at the Ice Cream Truck
Hey! Hey! It's Wflle Time!

:lol:

[kearn1tm]

Ramona Quimby, Age 8

[HometownHero]

Never thought of that. I just looked at my tube of chapstick and am gonna have to say Tamper Evident would be a good name for a band

[DanTGD]

The names that I come up with are mostly used in my bands songs. My current favour is "That's What She Said!" It's not clever, but damn it's fun.

I also like "The Lost Art Of The Awkward Silence", "Private Times For Valentines" and "Fists Are For Fighting Not For Pleasuring"

all those are already taken. So don't go stealing them :P

[Burn That Shit]

space anus

[only the clouds]

Dog Parts.

it would be a punk band

[BryterJonah]

Glorious Children Fucking.

it'd be a Boards of Canada cover folk band.

[KingJohn_654]

Montezuma's Revenge
The Pink Socks
Flaccid
The Sock Method
Blumpkin

feel free to steal any of these if any of you are aspiring musicians.

[terror_91]

The names that I come up with are mostly used in my bands songs. My current favour is "That's What She Said!" It's not clever, but damn it's fun.

I also like "The Lost Art Of The Awkward Silence", "Private Times For Valentines" and "Fists Are For Fighting Not For Pleasuring"

all those are already taken. So don't go stealing them :P
:lol:
That's a sick name

[love_american_style]

I Hate Everything (which i've acually used)

[movingxpictures]

Jumping Trains.

The thing with band names is that most of them are better suited for song lyrics or titles. I hate when bands have ridiculously long names that take thirty seconds to pronounce.

[terror_91]

Jumping Trains.

The thing with band names is that most of them are better suited for song lyrics or titles. I hate when bands have ridiculously long names that take thirty seconds to pronounce.
That's going to be my band name.

[murrich]

The Beatles

[Formatfun]

fredDIE kruGRRR
The Traffic Lights (was the first band name I ever came up with)

Edited to add: I've came up with lots of song titles over the years, but none that I remember.

[VampiresRevenge]

My brother's friends have made up some pretty stupid band names:

- Ghost Ship Vikings
- Alpha Omegicks
- P.C.P. (People Causing Panic)
- Bought It For Free

[Regards]

Penuel.

[BryterJonah]

My favorites

-Momma's Clit

-Lipo Cunt

-Higger's Galore

-Pre-Natal Birth

-Momentary Monitors of Death

-Misery Starring Kathy Bates

-Dad Is Dead and Fatass

-Winnie the Pisser

[Indoor Living]

Qwestion Marque.

[KingJohn_654]

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

[DanTGD]

:lol:
That's a sick name

Why thank you. It came after a horrible experience of mine haha.

[roughroads]

ya i can't think of any names for my band either.......

[Mochem]

Never really thought up many band names. A friend and I had a project that we called Take A Bite Out of Crime, which changed to Jailbait, which changed again to All Out Of Justice.

I've thought up plenty of song names though...

Phil Collins Is For Easy Lovers
Four Whores and Seven Tears Ago
Ukuleme (like ukulele except...lay me...)
Can't Spell Funeral Without Fun
Normalstition

Those are the only ones interesting enough to warrant sharing in this thread.

[Metal4Christ]

Band Names:

What the Kool Kids Are Made of
Message in my Cherioes (Yeah It's a rip off of Family Guy)
The Frowny Face Smiley Faces (I Hate that one)

Song Titles:

A Midgets Life Over a Giants Death
Pigs Fly on Planes
King Kong aint got Nothin' on Me

[BryterJonah]

Band Names:

What the Kool Kids Are Made of
Message in my Cherioes (Yeah It's a rip off of Family Guy)
The Frowny Face Smiley Faces (I Hate that one)

Song Titles:

A Midgets Life Over a Giants Death
Pigs Fly on Planes
King Kong aint got Nothin' on Me
The forced funny is noticeable. You are a dead man.

[FueledByRock]

Never really thought up many band names. A friend and I had a project that we called Take A Bite Out of Crime, which changed to Jailbait, which changed again to All Out Of Justice.

I've thought up plenty of song names though...

Phil Collins Is For Easy Lovers
Four Whores and Seven Tears Ago
Ukuleme (like ukulele except...lay me...)
Can't Spell Funeral Without Fun
Normalstition

Those are the only ones interesting enough to warrant sharing in this thread.
Ha, these are excellent.

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

Song Titles:
Town Meeting at the Ice Cream Truck
Hey! Hey! It's Wflle Time!

sound like typical scenecore song names, like I would expect this from the devil wears prada

[Jaimehere]

:hitself:

[cubine]

When I was in 9th grade I was in a skate-punk band called "The Virgin Alarm," and we wanted to play at the school's battle of the bands. Our vice principle (Mr. Sanchez) thought this was somehow offensive and told us we needed a new name so we went with...

Censored By Sanchez

I thought that was gold, myself.
This band later switched bass players and evolved into The Mutes, which you can hear here:
http://www.myspace.com/iheartthemutes

But anyhow, Censored By Sanchez has always been my favorite band name and if I ever end up in a group that's right for it I plan to use it.

edit: wow I forgot how awfully awesome that "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Meth" song was... I remember recording that noise-solo on keyboard by asking our guitarist what key the song was in and then mashing on notes in the scale :D

[alis21]

The names that I come up with are mostly used in my bands songs. My current favour is "That's What She Said!" It's not clever, but damn it's fun.

I also like "The Lost Art Of The Awkward Silence", "Private Times For Valentines" and "Fists Are For Fighting Not For Pleasuring"

all those are already taken. So don't go stealing them :P

Like anyone would actually want to steal them.

[middlenameboom]

Mauntaud's Arm.
^1000 nerd points if anyone gets that.
My band's name is Wolves Of Saint August, which I still like, and another one I came up with that I thought was awesome was The Chainsaw Dance.

[johnnyflashbang]

what do you guys think of my friend's band name?

ABCD which actually stands for A Boat Called Disaster?

[Brand-new-123]

Penuel.
lol

[Neo Cassady]

Oedipus and the Motherfuckers

[kelizabeth219]

Never thought of that. I just looked at my tube of chapstick and am gonna have to say Tamper Evident would be a good name for a band

hahahaha that is such a sick idea. Love it. I was in a band for a half a second called The Empty Calendars. Band lasted for all of a couple weeks, long enough to write like 4 songs and play one show, but I still like the name.

[friskycurtain]

Tree Meet Face

[only the clouds]

Oedipus and the Motherfuckers
lol'ed

[argg_xo]

KittenTrain

[bard]

mixmaster brad and the funktown hogies

[lolliot]

Oedipus and the Motherfuckers

haha

[doritoz]

Oedipus and the Motherfuckers
Hahahaha, NICER DICER.

[saveferris]

The Bone-us Brothers.

[musicaddict]

never came up with one myself but my best friend had a couple

Fourth Place Finish
Misses the Podium

[wroteurname]

All the time my friends and I will say something like "shit dude look at How the Sunset Looks Over Those Trees. Then someone else will say "one of AltPress's 100 bands you gotta know!"

[patentpending]

Freudian Dick.

[eliselovesmusic]

my old band was called TwitchFire before we changed it to Comedy Gone Wrong

[roughroads]

When I was in 9th grade I was in a skate-punk band called "The Virgin Alarm," and we wanted to play at the school's battle of the bands. Our vice principle (Mr. Sanchez) thought this was somehow offensive and told us we needed a new name so we went with...

Censored By Sanchez

I thought that was gold, myself.
This band later switched bass players and evolved into The Mutes, which you can hear here:
http://www.myspace.com/iheartthemutes

But anyhow, Censored By Sanchez has always been my favorite band name and if I ever end up in a group that's right for it I plan to use it.

edit: wow I forgot how awfully awesome that "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Meth" song was... I remember recording that noise-solo on keyboard by asking our guitarist what key the song was in and then mashing on notes in the scale :D

All unnecessary, irrelevant information.
Not gonna lie Censored By Sanchez is definitely the best band name posted in this thread currently, i will give you that.

[incognitojones]

My band has a song called "Pepe Silvia", and I really wish we would have thought of that when thinking up our band name.

[theycallmedenny]

dora the destroya
the lost woods orchestra
nick fury

[Nickotene]

confessions under fire

[Deadbolt23]

The Nobbly Knee Orchestra

edit: Just remembered another: Cease to Sound

[Tinno]

I've recently wanted to make a song titled

"2 Minute Noodles"

Don't ask why,
:-d

[yellowhouse]

Dog Parts.

it would be a punk band

I like.

[xmicxcorex]

I'd share the ones I have, and yes I do have them, but my new band is still debating which of them we are going to use. Once we've settled, I may venture back in here and post the others up. Mind you our music is like the lovechild of No Wings To Speak Of meets For The Fallen Dreams, so the names are in the vein of bands like that.
The one I know isn't getting used, and is one of my favorites is Welcome To The War. I think that's sick as shit, but the rest of the band is scared it'll pull us into a political world, and I'm the only one who cares about politics in the band...sooo....

[JacobJOLTEON]

Bands:
Guitarded
The Cut Throats
Indoor Recess

Songs:
Canteloupe Can't Elope
Artificial Art Official
Clarence and Alabama go to Cancun
Emil Sleepy Baby Peels Lime

[sammyboy516]

what do you guys think of my friend's band name?

ABCD which actually stands for A Boat Called Disaster?


not bad, but i like it a lot better as "a boat called disaster" being the name of the band rather than the acronym "abcd."

[kbi the crowing]

My friend came up with such a good name from a grindcore/whatever band:

Seven Puppy Slaughter

[kbi the crowing]

Freudian Dick.

:appl:

[SilverWings]

Donkeyboy

[Alex_supertramp]

The PEN15 Club

[alexa_ATL]

me and my brother made up a fake cobra starship copy one day - anaconda spacerockets. we basically took their songs and fucked up the lyrics even more.

we were pretty bored that day.

[Metal4Christ]

In Search of Disaster

[kbi the crowing]

murdock.

(in courier font)

[$eth]

Just a few that my friends and I have come up with over the years. (This is basically what we do when we're bored.)

Wet Dreams And The Dry Reality
Footrace To Canada
Only On Tuesdays
Free After Paying

[Metal4Christ]

Wet Dreams And The Dry Reality



Beautiful!

[punk89]

I used to be in a joke metal band called "The Sons of Perdition." I grew up mormon, and that's the term for people going to hell. Haha.

www.purevolume.com/thesonsofperdition
I recommend "Birthday Fun."

[bobcatbob18]

Just a few that my friends and I have come up with over the years. (This is basically what we do when we're bored.)

Wet Dreams And The Dry Reality
Footrace To Canada
Only On Tuesdays
Free After Paying

My friends and I are laughing so hard right now. Thank you.

My bandmates and I wanna call our first release: Someone's Always Making Pizza In This Goddamn House EP, Someone is ALWAYS making pizza in our house!

[Mibabalou]

terri schiavo

[cubine]

Fatty and the Meatslappers
The Pen Islands

[drawndead]

Ramona Quimby, Age 8

yesssssss

[drawndead]

terri schiavo

whats your favorite vegetable?

[Jamekae]

I had a dream the other night that it was a concert in America and fans were chanting the bands name, XYZ, except they pronounced Z "zee". So when the band got on stage the Australian lead singer said "It's zed, fuckers." and then began playing some hardcore punk.

Not the coolest band name, but hey, I was unconscious when I thought of it.

[itsjustkarp]

The names we are trying to decide on for our band in the making is either Sadistic Stereofonix, The Jeffery Dahmer experience, or The Super Sonic Cadavers

[wuduprod]

some kid who used to live in the dorms here was in a death metal band called testicular evisceration. my favorite song title of theirs was menstrual blood massacre.

[deathcabkid11]

The Night Shift. So pumped when we thought of it. That was shot down so fast after discovering it was a real band already. :-(

[imahoodlum]

Leftover Fetus. Brutal as hell.

[c_rob2700]

The Stains I'm Going To Make In Your Asshole Will Resemble Heiroglyphics of The Ancient Egytian Empire

[cubine]

so... TSIGTMIYAWRHOTAEE

[SaveGwenStacy]

are the black people gone?

[Deadbolt23]

are the black people gone?

i really hope this is a name that is being utilized.

[pulsar]

El Pollo Diablo (Satanic mexican metal I wanted to start in high school. The idea was we would perform in chicken suits and the lyrics would be a combination of squawking and Spanish cuss words. We would also throw chicken nuggets into the crowd as hard as we could.)

[warp]

Brand new.

But seriously, I kind of like "Tell me about the rabbits"

[trappedintime]

El Pollo Diablo (Satanic mexican metal I wanted to start in high school. The idea was we would perform in chicken suits and the lyrics would be a combination of squawking and Spanish cuss words. We would also throw chicken nuggets into the crowd as hard as we could.)

holy lol.

[Cøltøn]

The Stains I'm Going To Make In Your Asshole Will Resemble Heiroglyphics of The Ancient Egytian Empire
GOLD.

[shit stroll]

cooperate mainstream.

[Tautou107]

Black Lemonade

[Metal4Christ]

Patient Outcry Procedure

[bacon06]

My jazz band director's son allegedly started a band called 'Free Beer' so all their concert fliers obviously had that on it. He says they got a lot of people to come to their shows.

I've always wanted to start a death metal polka band called: According to Satan.

[theycallmedenny]

smash adams

you get the reference, you get my praise

[ReturnedSnowDay]

Most of them are stupid but w.e:

Wednesday Adams, Where Are You?
Sorrow Swingers
Gravedigger Chic

[f00te]

All At Once
Hidden_Drive

i also like "Cellar Door"

[ThePartialGlow]

The Partial Glow.

[ted is lying]

Maybe it wont be better in vegas
we shall she
Who are you?
___________
Jessica Alba is hot
The great definition of the word spork

[Ill]

Moshmellow.

[Jali]

Old Bands (in order)

Chicken Willy
Decent Pink (later changed to pouting pink)
Nuclear Onslaught
LOKI AOD
The Dwarves Of Ignorance
Ace Hands
Harvesting Rape
Ragtime

Current Bands-
Bloodfalls
Jali
Jake WNZ (thats my solo project name, previously 1. Joker)

Unused-
Plastic Tolstoy
Product Of Thailand

[Ween FreaK]

Argyle AardvarK

[Zachariaahh]

dead and gone
when life throws a curve ball

[kingspud]

george and the gigiloes
bebe and the blasphemous
the souls prime is my personal favourite

[incognitojones]

smash adams

you get the reference, you get my praise

You would have to cover Killer Tofu in that band.

I've always wanted to be in a band named after a pokemon, I'm in a joke ambient band called Dugtrio but its not enough.

[pseudonym28]

the queens english

[circasuicide]

she bled symphonies

a fine american mess.

my body could be /a/ machine

[DJWildefire]

To Each His Own
Majority Rules

[heyitsmary]

Jumping Trains.

The thing with band names is that most of them are better suited for song lyrics or titles. I hate when bands have ridiculously long names that take thirty seconds to pronounce.

That's going to be my band name.

Epic :lol:

[heyitsmary]

The Knickerbockers

[terror_91]

Epic :lol:
You regularly drag up topics from the depths?

[majinsharingan]

I've always liked Without Mercy or Meaning.

[PengusNiugnep]

Vaginasaur. or Vaginasore. Not sure which yet. It just rolls off the tongue, though. (Actually, that sounds kind of disgusting.)

[DeusExMachina]

Rotting Bowel Obstructions, or Bloody Bowel Combustion.

[DeusExMachina]

But in all seriousness, some song/band names I can think of that I'de like would be..
"Freedom without Faith"
"A Meeting of Serious Men"

That's all I can think of right now..

[juice182]

kill uranus

[dancelukedance]

Prententious Pontificaters
Post Modernism
allsystemsgo
Verb the Noun

[tstick18]

The Centrifugal Bumblepuppies
My Bloody Bellend

[Rawrr]

Creedence Clearwater Revival

America Online (AOL for short)

[circasuicide]

Creedence Clearwater Revival

America Online (AOL for short)

:hitself:

[heyitsmary]

You regularly drag up topics from the depths?

haha no i just saw it on like the first or second page and laughed

[crimsonandclovr]

Peanut Butter, Red Dirt
and
Seven Car Pile Up

[DeathOrGlory]

I love Iridescent Me. Way To Many Dragons is ok but only in the pop-core dork sort of way.

[DeusExMachina]

I hate most band names with proper nouns. Don't know why but it probably influences how much I like that bands music. What is it that makes a good band name?

[Indoor Living]

Dick In The Grinder
Is That Steve? Hey, Steve!
Blow Her Face/Off...With Nic Cage
Pony Choke
Biscuits
Tore Up From The Floor Up
Stuck In Reverse...In A Flaming Car Full Of Snakes And Demons
Skin Graft

None of these are copyrighted, so in other words, you're welcome.

[fly_guy]

Cold Showers

[CheckeredFloors]

Cool Kids Say Yes