Some girl I know meet...

[Mesthead!]

This girl I know, that I'm sort of friends with, met a 44 year old from okaycupid yesterday at a bookstore. She's 18 years old.

She met him because she wanted his money. I found this absolutely disgusting. She wanted me to go with her too. I was like fuck no.

[Waldorf]

you mean they had anal?

[Roboman]

Your friend just got raped in the ass since you didn't go with her. Hope you don't mind having that on your conscience.

[Smeee]

OP should be ashamed of herself. Whatever happened to loyalty?

[FueledByRock]

Instead of telling her you won't go, make her stay with you. Maybe she'll realize how much of an idiot she's being once she's had some time to think about it.

[kbi the crowing]

Your friend just got raped in the ass since you didn't go with her. Hope you don't mind having that on your conscience.

hahaha

[violetpinup]

OP should be ashamed of herself. Whatever happened to loyalty?
lol loyalty means 'dont let your friends be idiots alone, do it with them', now?

[Waldorf]

lol loyalty means 'dont let your friends be idiots alone, do it with them', now?

no, loyalty means that if there's hot 44-year-old-man dick out there, 14-year-old girls shouldn't be taking it alone

[wroteurname]

Instead of telling her you won't go, make her stay with you. Maybe she'll realize how much of an idiot she's being once she's had some time to think about it.

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[Waldorf]

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[violetpinup]

no, loyalty means that if there's hot 44-year-old-man dick out there, 14-year-old girls shouldn't be taking it alone
hahahahaha
thats knowledge right there

[swirlofhues]

i would've gone just because i know that would've ended up amusing.

[erikbue]

do what makes the better story.

[DanTGD]

How hard is it to just talk to your friend about it?

[drawndead]

did you ask her how the anal went?

[ship of fools]

this thread could use more anal.

[Waldorf]

this thread could use more anal.

no it's overdone

[Miketheunicycle]

awesomeness.

[ArtForLovers]

ew

[EvilZeppelin]

Well he's got money, assets, power, and security; she's got youth and beauty. If the money runs out, or someone richer comes along, she'll break the lease, leaving him with an empty wallet and his arms around a tree.

[mysensesfailed3]

Well he's got money, assets, power, and security; she's got youth and beauty. If the money runs out, or someone richer comes along, she'll break the lease, leaving him with an empty wallet and his arms around a tree.
then find another rich guy and have anal

[argg_xo]

how much money did she get for anal?

[richter915]

This girl I know, that I'm sort of friends with, met a 44 year old from okaycupid yesterday at a bookstore. She's 18 years old.

She met him because she wanted his money. I found this absolutely disgusting. She wanted me to go with her too. I was like fuck no.
sounds like buttsex.

[richter915]

how much money did she get for anal?
haha i didn't realize this thread was talking about anal. I have good anus intuition.

[argg_xo]

sounds like buttsex.

haha i didn't realize this thread was talking about anal. I have good anus intuition.
you obviously know whats up with the anus.

[richter915]

you obviously know whats up with the anus.
i'm an expert on uranus (im durnkkk)

[Mesthead!]

He bought her food. He took her out to eat and bought a jumbo coffee for her a Starbucks after wards, then she ran away. She ummm likes food a lot.


She meets guys like this all the time, but this one was fucking creepy. At least the other ones are her age...

I can't talk her out of anything. She's psycho. And I wasn't going to go with her.

[zion the lion]

He bought her food. He took her out to eat and bought a jumbo coffee for her a Starbucks after wards, then she ran away. She ummm likes food a lot.


She meets guys like this all the time, but this one was fucking creepy. At least the other ones are her age...

I can't talk her out of anything. She's psycho. And I wasn't going to go with her.

Yes, I'm sure a free meal and a free "jumbo" coffee from starbucks really are the tell-tale signs of psychosis.

[Alex_supertramp]

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[argg_xo]

i'm an expert on uranus (im durnkkk)
haha! good answer!
He bought her food. He took her out to eat and bought a jumbo coffee for her a Starbucks after wards, then she ran away. She ummm likes food a lot.


She meets guys like this all the time, but this one was fucking creepy. At least the other ones are her age...

I can't talk her out of anything. She's psycho. And I wasn't going to go with her.
sounds llike my friend Kristen!

[drawndead]

but was the anal good? everyone knows that starbucks after anal is the polite thing to do

[richter915]

He bought her food. He took her out to eat and bought a jumbo coffee for her a Starbucks after wards, then she ran away. She ummm likes food a lot.


She meets guys like this all the time, but this one was fucking creepy. At least the other ones are her age...

I can't talk her out of anything. She's psycho. And I wasn't going to go with her.
I'm signing up on okaycupid. I'm not 44 but I can look the part pretty well. If she's down for butt sex I'll buy her a bigmac.

[jdubs]

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[swt_catastrophe]

it makes me sad that some people are that desperate :/

[chassmariee]

Old saggy ballz, ahh that seems awfull!

[kemichels]

lol OP's sentences don't flow and you can tell she's 17..

[LastDeclaration]

anal

[ted is lying]

This seems like a problem that Chase Utley can solve.