I have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one [Archive]

Fullblast

11/14/09, 09:20 PM

It was a Friday night, a night I though I would score with this girl I knew. Me and my friends head out to the bar, not knowing what was in store for me upon leaving that bar. So, she phones me up and tells me she met this other dude and she can't make it. Such a shitty night....

voncorn

11/14/09, 09:25 PM

It's probably because you're an Ewok.

I'm so sorry man.

Fullblast

11/14/09, 09:26 PM

It's probably because you're an Ewok.

I'm so sorry man.
Hey know, Ewok can score if they want too.

Mibabalou

11/14/09, 09:29 PM

cool story

kbi the crowing

11/14/09, 10:10 PM

time to get shitfaced?

taylerx0

11/14/09, 10:13 PM

http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4sigQgOE1qzkkhfo1_400.jpg

zion the lion

11/14/09, 11:29 PM

Cut your dick off, stuff it in your mouth, and hang yourself.

I just solved your god-damned problem, bitch. You can thank me later.

neo506

11/14/09, 11:58 PM

I got 99 problems, and they all bitches...

Nick Le

11/15/09, 12:35 AM

http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4sigQgOE1qzkkhfo1_400.jpg

Hahaha

Alex_supertramp

11/15/09, 12:45 AM

Just do what I do any night my gf won't put out. Listen to Celine Dion and masturbate.

Works everytime.

Fullblast

11/15/09, 01:49 AM

Cut your dick off, stuff it in your mouth, and hang yourself.

I just solved your god-damned problem, bitch. You can thank me later.
Not very nice. :-(

zion the lion

11/15/09, 02:08 AM

Not very nice. :-(

Or the nicest thing ever.

tawtaw

11/15/09, 04:25 AM

You mean you didn't get dick wet, OP?

Shit, man. I'm really sorry to hear that. Devastating.

ted is lying

11/15/09, 05:16 AM

Take four Tylenol PM and try to masturbate before you go to sleep. It is a win win.

Sarcasm

11/15/09, 05:19 AM

http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4sigQgOE1qzkkhfo1_400.jpg
lmao, that's so awesome.

Thesleepingwell

11/15/09, 05:29 AM

http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4sigQgOE1qzkkhfo1_400.jpg

Haha, awesome.

meekers

11/15/09, 10:41 AM

shinfo.

BryterJonah

11/15/09, 11:06 AM

Take twenty tylenol PM and masturbate on a noose. As you commence, let the noose tighten it's hold around your neck.

You'll thank me later.

Fullblast

11/15/09, 11:10 AM

Or the nicest thing ever.
I want to commit bloody suicide now :-(

Sventhegreat

11/15/09, 11:52 AM

That sucks. Sorry duder.

Yellowcard2006

11/15/09, 12:07 PM

That does sound sucky...but here's you're first problem

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic1065292_1.gif

ted is lying

11/15/09, 12:20 PM

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/glipsby/The%20Castle/0525062323.jpg

AndrewIcex

11/15/09, 09:21 PM

Oh.

Fullblast

11/16/09, 08:22 AM

You mean you didn't get dick wet, OP?

Shit, man. I'm really sorry to hear that. Devastating.
Nah man, your mom got my dick pretty wet last night though. So it's a win-win situation for me as the girl I mentioned; she's now my girlfriend again.