liquor dick

[mogley]

damn you.

[Time Bomb Clock]

Have yet to experience this phenomenon. I hear it can be quite horrifying. Maybe I've just never been plastered enough.

[Sventhegreat]

Have yet to experience this phenomenon. I hear it can be quite horrifying. Maybe I've just never been plastered enough.

Or have ever been with a woman. That's a strong possibility too.

[Time Bomb Clock]

Or have ever been with a woman. That's a strong possibility too.

Shit, totally got me man. Oh well!

[maxvsmaradona]

Oh dear. Whiskey Dick is the worst.

[Sventhegreat]

Shit, totally got me man. Oh well!

Hey, happens to the best of us. And the worst of us. (me)

[Time Bomb Clock]

Hey, happens to the best of us. And the worst of us. (me)

Hahaha, we can't all be winners I suppose.

[ted is lying]

Huh i normally heard of this being a good thing. I'm guessing you mean when your to drunk to get up. A little less and it is fucking amazing.

[Time Bomb Clock]

That's the problem with the phrase liquor dick. It can be too drunk to where you can't get it up or just drunk enough that you outlast your usually staying power.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

been there, it sucks.

[mrfunktastick]

whiskey seems to be the only thing that really does me in. i don't even think of the term liquor dick, i just think of it as whiskey dick. shit's rough, even capping the night off with one shot of whiskey has been known to make this phenomena occur, with me at least.

[zion the lion]

I hope it never happens to the guy I'm with.

[ikikwe]

Worst thing ever.

[kaycey]

http://wtfrandom.com/content/images/mogley.gif

[kerropi]

ahahhhaha! I didn't know this happened. :P

[unicornurine]

It does suck, but you just have to cope with it by accepting your losses and just drinking more.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

That's the problem with the phrase liquor dick. It can be too drunk to where you can't get it up or just drunk enough that you outlast your usually staying power.

Usually how it goes for me... never really had it go the other way.

[k1guitar]

thankfully only beer dick, last longer than usual, but it dosent feel as good. rum just gets me in trouble, and thats the only liquor i drink. so, sorry. still, funny as shit.

[Deadbolt23]

Energy Drink and Vodka dicks are the best.

[sticky1013]

Huh i normally heard of this being a good thing. I'm guessing you mean when your to drunk to get up. A little less and it is fucking amazing.

agreed. if u cant find that magic spot were u are totally fucked up but can still get it up u are in for one hell of a night

[billyboatkid]

I actually fuck longer when I'm drunk.. haha

It's awesome.

[wtfGerry]

What about this scenario: You're about to have secks with an undesirable (STD infested slut, your cousin, etc.) and you don't know it because you're too fucked up. In fact, way too fucked up to get it up. Whiskey dick just saved your life.

[ted is lying]

agreed. if u cant find that magic spot were u are totally fucked up but can still get it up u are in for one hell of a night
Anything under 20 is good for me. As long as I can still stand up I can get up.