Does size really matter?

[TribeTilInfnity]

Does length and girth really matter to ladies? Because Im fucking huge. My dick is so big Frodo carried the ring to it

[aerofan11]

Happy opposite day!

[LamarVannoy]

if you're so huge, why would you be asking if size matters?

[Reaver]

fuck the what.

[SomedayTheFire]

So you have a pencil dick?

[wendjiqn]

soooooo what you're telling me is that you're not funny? am i understanding this right?

[Big_Guy]

as long as your dick is ~ 6" you will be able to satisfy a woman. and if that size can't, they have a huge pussy

[zion the lion]

if you're so huge, why would you be asking if size matters?

Because there's such a thing as too big and guys with bigger dicks can get self conscious about it.

[Christrings]

In the immortal words of Michael Caine: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

[kaycey]

this isn't a wishing thread.

[JohnDorian]

as long as your dick is ~ 6" you will be able to satisfy a woman. and if that size can't, they have a huge pussy
http://images1.makefive.com/images/200928/279ea76be2663544.jpg

[Yellowcard2006]

OP has a tiny penis, I think that's a given.

[baseballfreak19]

as long as your dick is ~ 6" you will be able to satisfy a woman. and if that size can't, they have a huge pussy
Hey, if she wants 6, give her 3 twice. ;-)

[Deadbolt23]

...or give her 6?

op was born without a penis?

[SophomoricSlump]

Ooooooh man, not a wonderful thought.
My boyfriend's username on here has the name Frodo in it.

*shudder*

[tbone0329]

http://images1.makefive.com/images/200928/279ea76be2663544.jpg
haha well done

[Mibabalou]

this is what i expect from AP PL

not fucking hand holding threads !!!!!!!!

[pr0digy]

Hey, if she wants 6, give her 3 twice. ;-)

:clap:

[IceAge/HeatWave]

http://images1.makefive.com/images/200928/279ea76be2663544.jpg

love curb. win.

[God damner]

Does length and girth really matter to ladies? Because Im fucking huge. My dick is so big Frodo carried the ring to it

Fucking hilarious.

[sleepyseanzzz]

In the immortal words of Michael Caine: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

just watched that movie yesterday....the comeback to that in the words of Jeff Foxworthy: "It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat."

[nonamesleft]

Size doesn't matter. What matters is how you use it.

[wroteurname]

Ooooooh man, not a wonderful thought.
My boyfriend's username on here has the name Frodo in it.

*shudder*

FueledByFrodo? niiice

[Sventhegreat]

Hey, if she wants 6, give her 3 twice. ;-)

Made me laugh.

[AndrewIcex]

Does this question always need to be asked? Now, that is a much better question.

Oh, and fuck off.

[kbi the crowing]

In the immortal words of Michael Caine: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

I love the way he talks

[crimsonandclovr]

Here's the thing.... it's not about how big it is. It's about how small it ISN'T.

[fadedmemories]

Peeeniiiis!!!

[johnnyflashbang]

this is what i expect from AP PL

not fucking hand holding threads !!!!!!!!
errr... sorrry?

[songydarko]

hahah.

Well for the record, size doesn't matter to me. Nor does it matter to most of my friends that I've talked to. However, if you have let's say a 1 inch peen, that's just... creepy. But it'd also be creepy if you had a 244 inch peen, so..

[kingspud]

Does length and girth really matter to ladies? Because Im fucking huge. My dick is so big Frodo carried the ring to it

i don't believe you. i think you're lying.

[kemichels]

hahah.

Well for the record, size doesn't matter to me. Nor does it matter to most of my friends that I've talked to. However, if you have let's say a 1 inch peen, that's just... creepy. But it'd also be creepy if you had a 244 inch peen, so..

lol you talk to your friends about dick sizes?

[songydarko]

lol you talk to your friends about dick sizes?
Girls talk about EVERYTHING. Don't you know this by now?

[kemichels]

Girls talk about EVERYTHING. Don't you know this by now?

I hope you tell your friends that my dick is huge and it basically fucks your large intestine because it's so big.

[Smash Adams]

hahah.

Well for the record, size doesn't matter to me. Nor does it matter to most of my friends that I've talked to. However, if you have let's say a 1 inch peen, that's just... creepy. But it'd also be creepy if you had a 244 inch peen, so..
Who do you know with a peen 3 times their size? Is it you?

[songydarko]

Who do you know with a peen 3 times their size? Is it you?
Thankfully no.

[songydarko]

I hope you tell your friends that my dick is huge and it basically fucks your large intestine because it's so big.
LMAO, You're fucking creepy.

I tell them your dick is a neverending magical pleasure stick.... not rly tho sry.

[kemichels]

LMAO, You're fucking creepy.

I tell them your dick is a neverending magical pleasure stick.... not rly tho sry.

Thanks babe.

[songydarko]

Thanks babe.
LOL. I don't share my pleasure of ur peen to otherz.

[4N6 science]

hahah.

Well for the record, size doesn't matter to me. Nor does it matter to most of my friends that I've talked to. However, if you have let's say a 1 inch peen, that's just... creepy. But it'd also be creepy if you had a 244 inch peen, so..

I love the extremes. Going from the penis of a chinese man to that of an elephant.

[songydarko]

I love the extremes. Going from the penis of a chinese man to that of an elephant.
hahaha oh my god.

[4N6 science]

hahaha oh my god.

too graphic?

[songydarko]

too graphic?
DEFINITELY.

[4N6 science]

DEFINITELY.

lol...yeah.


I feel bad for chinese men.

[SophomoricSlump]

FueledByFrodo? niiice

Haha, yes. That'd be my man.

[Dan1234]

I think size does matter to girls because every dildo that they sell is fucking huge. They make small dildos.... but women never buy them, they buy the huge lunker dildos.