why does she have to live in frickin' leeds!

[kingspud]

i haven't had sex in ages. i'm currently in the process of falling for a girl who lives miles away and who i haven't spoken to since high school. she's sexy as fuck and she's also pure fun. do i

a) go get her

b) rent a hooker

c) jack off for the rest of my days

[KidRobot]

How far is the said girl from you?

[kingspud]

approxiamtely 150 miles

[perceptrons]

Even if you don't have a long term thing with her, you can still see her now and again.


Edit :: Nevermind, 150 is pretty far.

[SaveGwenStacy]

option d) find her and kill her.

[kingspud]

you have a point but i'm not sure if she'd stand for that. she needs regular if not constant attention.

[kingspud]

no i'm not going to kill her you penis head! that would be harsh!

[argg_xo]

I could use some pure fun right now.

[kingspud]

hands off she's mine!

[songydarko]

If you want it, go get it.

[kingspud]

you're right! i've got to just do it. i'm gonna do it!!!

.....oh wait

.....ERN ERN!

.....my car's fucked

:'(

[songydarko]

you're right! i've got to just do it. i'm gonna do it!!!

.....oh wait

.....ERN ERN!

.....my car's fucked

:'(
Run... fast.

[NateFoundGlory]

El. Oh. El.

[DanTGD]

A and B

party.

[bacon06]

no i'm not going to kill her you penis head! that would be harsh!

But if you kill her and take her home with you, she will be yours forever.

[applesandcyanid]

3or 2?

[meroki22]

150 miles is not that far.

[muttley]

150 miles isn't that far...

[raychull]

Edit :: Nevermind, 150 is pretty far.
it's really not.
that's like, a two to three hour drive.

[kingspud]

lets get one thing out the way, i'm not a necrophiliac so killing her is out of the question. solicitoing a whore is illegal and i'm sick of wanking. so i guess i'm running then :S when i get there do i?

a) confess my undying love

b) ask her if she fancies a shag

c) dance the polka with her. she loves to dance

[takemyhand]

lets get one thing out the way, i'm not a necrophiliac so killing her is out of the question. solicitoing a whore is illegal and i'm sick of wanking. so i guess i'm running then :S when i get there do i?

a) confess my undying love

b) ask her if she fancies a shag

c) dance the polka with her. she loves to dance

Do them all, first C then B then A.

[kingspud]

simple yet cunning! cheers takemyhand!

any more girls care to give me some advice...

(too many love sick blokes in these forums)

[BrightTomorrow]

It's 150 miles. Suck it up.

[kingspud]

suck it up? :s sorry is that an american phrase?

[AndrewIcex]

I could use some pure fun right now.
OH?! OP is available, apparently.

Do them all, first C then B then A.
I will second this.

[kingspud]

need help with C. does anyone do dancing lessons?

[1mastalker]

need help with C. does anyone do dancing lessons?
Need a ride Waldorf? 150 miles aint far.

[blinkme]

need help with C. does anyone do dancing lessons?

she might find your poor dancing skills endearing.

[argg_xo]

OH?! OP is available, apparently.


I will second this.
Hmmm, I will take this into consideration.

[kingspud]

you'd like to think... but alas no, this girl is cool as ice i'm afraid.

[AndrewIcex]

Hmmm, I will take this into consideration.

Girls think he is sexy.

[argg_xo]

Girls think he is sexy.
Ehhh, on second thought, he's all the way across the pond, I don't think it will work for us.

[kingspud]

yeah if i'm debating over whether to travel 150 miles to see the love of my life then i don't expect you to cross the atlantic to get with me even if i am worth it :P

[argg_xo]

yeah if i'm debating over whether to travel 150 miles to see the love of my life then i don't expect you to cross the atlantic to get with me even if i am worth it :P
ohhh, so you're telling me you are worth the plane trip?

[kingspud]

too right i am! shame i'm currently living in a buddist commune in the middle of nowhere. you'd never find your way from the airport

[BlackAxxe]

A and B

party.

this. amazing

[argg_xo]

aww shucks, i was planning my trip across the pond to meet up!

[kingspud]

well if it turns out that jen's not interested, maybe i can drop by detroit on my way to mexico to visit my long lost friend matt!

[argg_xo]

i know a few matts!!!!! stop by anyway, we can talk about stuff.

[kingspud]

sure thing! bed time me thinks!

[Brissona]

can you take the train?

[lynnie]

Look, you are in The UK, how the hell can you say 150 miles is far and expect Americans to agree with you?! Take the bloody train if you need a quicky that badly.

No, in all seriousness (if that's a word) I think, unless you really want to have a relationship with this girl and make love to her rather than having a quick "fuck", excuse the language. Then, I think you should leave it. I couldn't go and just do that but that's me. I can't just chuck my body around like that. You know, you could be passing someone very special, maybe "the one" while you are doing all this talk of having a quick shag. :/

[terror_91]

Get her to come down to you. Problem sorted. All thanks may be posted in this thread.

[AndrewIcex]

Ehhh, on second thought, he's all the way across the pond, I don't think it will work for us.
I tried.

[foisol]

Ask her to sext you some nudie pics or go on cam with her and jerk off together.

[foisol]

Get her to come down ON you.

Fixed.

[shimmyshakes]

150 miles isn't far at all. Sounds like you're too lazy to get laid.

[hellogorgeous]

150 miles isn't far at all. Sounds like you're too lazy to get laid.


This, & also, you are twenty-six years old, and you are on an online music forum complaining about not getting laid. Please, please please move out of your parent's house, get a real job, and a car. Not only will you meet girls closer to where you live, but you will probably get laid!

[phil19]

i saw sex drive. that guy got no poon at the end of it and neither will you

[argg_xo]

I tried.
He tried to seduce me via the internet.

[AndrewIcex]

He tried to seduce me via the internet.
Can you blame the man? He wants you!

[argg_xo]

Can you blame the man? He wants you!
He might have confused me with my Lady Gaga avatar :shrug:

[AndrewIcex]

He might have confused me with my Lady Gaga avatar :shrug:
Ahhhh well, who knows? He probably really likes you for you.

[argg_xo]

Ahhhh well, who knows? He probably really likes you for you.
Hahah what a generic answer!

[phil19]

lady gaga has a peepee

[AndrewIcex]

Hahah what a generic answer!
Hahahaha I cannot speak for the man.

[argg_xo]

lady gaga has a peepee
SHUT YOUR FACE PHIL!
Hahahaha I cannot speak for the man.
It's still a very generic answer.

[phil19]

SHUT YOUR FACE PHIL!

It's still a very generic answer.

its not my fault she's a man

[argg_xo]

its not my fault she's a man
This is true, even if she did have a penis, I would still love her.

[AndrewIcex]

SHUT YOUR FACE PHIL!

It's still a very generic answer.
I apologize!

[argg_xo]

I apologize!
It's okay, I think I can forgive you once you play the wienie whistle song.

[phil19]

This is true, even if she did have a penis, I would still love her.

awww thats so sweet

[argg_xo]

awww thats so sweet
isn't it though?

[phil19]

isn't it though?

i think so

[AndrewIcex]

It's okay, I think I can forgive you once you play the wienie whistle song.
Just for you, I will do that. :)

[argg_xo]

i think so
me too.
Just for you, I will do that. :)
Thank you <3<3

[AndrewIcex]

me too.

Thank you <3<3
You are welcome, this better be worth it!

[argg_xo]

You are welcome, this better be worth it!
Of course it will be worth it!

[AndrewIcex]

Of course it will be worth it!
Haha well okay then!

[roughroads]

Option E: Anal
It's your best bet ^

[mybreakingpoint]

150 miles? that's what, a 2-3 hour drive?

worth it.

[kingspud]

like i said my car's buggered! think i might cycle on my lovely new mountain bike :)

nice to see love is blossoming in this tread!

"ABC, better than 123" long live the jackson five! ...oh he's dead :( never mind!

[Mibabalou]

leeds united ftw

[kingspud]

pardon!!! what is someone from connecticut doing talking about the beautiful game. i'm mackem btw. leeds are a bunch of thugs!

[BrightTomorrow]

suck it up? :s sorry is that an american phrase?

No.

Let's put it another way. 150 miles is not a great distance, so stop whining and get in a car.

[kingspud]

fair one fair one

[kingspud]

but like i said i don't have one. are you willing to drive me. i'm in dumfries