road rage

[Urglegrew]

ok, so pretty much everytime i drive, someone will cut me off, or do something so reDICKulous to me. An example, just yesterday i was driving to the gas station, and this guy was going like 5 mph, so i had to slow down and stay right behind him, and he did that all the way to the gas station. We both puled in and he yelled at me, " Thats what you get for tailgating" my horrible excuse for a come back was " That's not a way to get in an accident". haha i know there has got to be some better stories for sure, so lets hear them.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I still drive like I'm 17.

[raychull]

I have pretty bad road rage sometimes.

[Kassie09]

I am a pretty reserved driver cause i never beep and get all pissed, I just yell swear words in my car

i tailgate a lot. I get real close to people who go slow.However, when people do this to me, I then go like 20 mph. bahahah

[AlkalineAshes]

i tailgated for awhile till some mexican thugs told me they were gotta blast my ass and then spit on my car..

[geebee889]

I really only get pissed when people cut me off or almost hit me...which has happened on multiple occasions. Actually, now that I think about it, it happened the other day, haha.

[4N6 science]

I don't have road rage. I just let everyone freak out around me while I do my thing on the road.

[Max_123]

i prefer roid rage

[Max_123]

but on a serious note, i hate when you're driving in a construction zone and you're in the RIGHT lane and you're going the speed limit and you still get tailgated

[bladerdude360]

I'm just a good driver.

[SincerelyMe]

I just scream at the top of my lungs from in my car.

[Roboman]

It's rather annoying riding in the car with my sister when she drives (which is every time its just the two of us), since she comments on EVERYTHING she thinks the other drivers are doing wrong. "You're not even going the speed limit!", "way to not use your turn signal!", "turn your lights on, dumbass!", etc. I mean, I may be thinking the same thing (sometimes, but I'm not that critical of other drivers), but I don't see why she always has to say it.

[terror_91]

I just scream at the top of my lungs from in my car.
Do you give them evils as well? I always give them evils.

[SincerelyMe]

Do you give them evils as well? I always give them evils.

Evils?

[terror_91]

Evils?
When you stare at someone with like a frown. Don't know what it is called in American ;-)

[sleepyseanzzz]

i honked the horn and stuck my finger out the window just cuz i saw it was an old lady who tried to get me to crash. you can't honk anymore. you know what else you can't do? you can't shush. it's startling. except people won't wanna kill you for shushing them

[HometownHero]

A few days ago I had my window rolled down and made the gesture for the other car that had cut me off like four times to roll theirs down because they were by me at a stop light. They did and I commenced yelling and swearing. They had children in the car so I think if the light had not turned green right then I would have been murdered

[chrisstahl]

"you stupid dumb shit god damn mother fucker" - dexter holland.

[jay_klinkhammer]

i honked the horn and stuck my finger out the window just cuz i saw it was an old lady who tried to get me to crash. you can't honk anymore. you know what else you can't do? you can't shush. it's startling. except people won't wanna kill you for shushing them

:-)

[katiep1088]

i tailgate a lot. I get real close to people who go slow.However, when people do this to me, I then go like 20 mph. bahahah

hahaha. I do this too!

Yesterday some fat ho tried to get over into the left lane as the light turned green...only she didn't realize I was RIGHT BESIDE HER. She was on her cell phone. I got so pissed, I honked my horn for about 10 seconds and mouthed (and by mouthed, I mean yelled slow enough for her to read my lips) "fuck you, you fat fucking bitch!"

:mellow:

I swear, I think I only feel that kind of anger and frustration when I'm behind the wheel.

[terror_91]

hahaha. I do this too!

Yesterday some fat ho tried to get over into the left lane as the light turned green...only she didn't realize I was RIGHT BESIDE HER. She was on her cell phone. I got so pissed, I honked my horn for about 10 seconds and mouthed (and by mouthed, I mean yelled slow enough for her to read my lips) "fuck you, you fat fucking bitch!"

:mellow:

I swear, I think I only feel that kind of anger and frustration when I'm behind the wheel.
Hahah. That's class.

[zion the lion]

One of the reasons I dont really know how to drive is because everyone is afraid to teach me...apparently my backseat road rage is so bad that they all think I'll end up running someone over with the car if I ever drive.

But from the passenger seat, I'll reach over and honk the horn because my mom is too nice to do that, I'll roll down my window and yell at pedestrians who think they still have the right of way when they cross in the middle of the road, I'll yell at my mom for not slamming on the breaks when someone is tailgating her (seriously if you tailgate me, I'll be sure to let your insurance buy me a new car). I will roll down my window (or get my mom to roll hers down and lean over) to yell at other drivers at red lights if they cut us off or something. I'll get out of the car if we both pull over to like a gas station or something.

One of the times I did drive, there was a guy tailgating us so bad, so I slowed down, stuck my hand out the window and flipped him off for the rest of the way. When we pulled over I got out of the car and told him that if he ever did that shit again I'd cut his fucking tires for being such a dumb fuck because if he thought he could intimidate me by trying to run me off the road he failed miserably and that if he did it again I wouldnt hesitate to take the gun out of the backseat and give him a warning shot in the dick. I was 14 then.

[scormier2]

One of the reasons I dont really know how to drive is because everyone is afraid to teach me...apparently my backseat road rage is so bad that they all think I'll end up running someone over with the car if I ever drive.

But from the passenger seat, I'll reach over and honk the horn because my mom is too nice to do that, I'll roll down my window and yell at pedestrians who think they still have the right of way when they cross in the middle of the road, I'll yell at my mom for not slamming on the breaks when someone is tailgating her (seriously if you tailgate me, I'll be sure to let your insurance buy me a new car). I will roll down my window (or get my mom to roll hers down and lean over) to yell at other drivers at red lights if they cut us off or something. I'll get out of the car if we both pull over to like a gas station or something.

One of the times I did drive, there was a guy tailgating us so bad, so I slowed down, stuck my hand out the window and flipped him off for the rest of the way. When we pulled over I got out of the car and told him that if he ever did that shit again I'd cut his fucking tires for being such a dumb fuck because if he thought he could intimidate me by trying to run me off the road he failed miserably and that if he did it again I wouldnt hesitate to take the gun out of the backseat and give him a warning shot in the dick. I was 14 then.


I'd see a doctor...

[1mastalker]

I once cut off a guy and when he pulled up next to me he signaled at me to roll down my window,which I didn't do but before he drove off he yelled "Hey, buddy!" and I said "Yeah?" "SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!" and it kinda made me sad that he drove off because I had a few questions. Did he want to grab the side of the bag and suck it or did he want me to suck each one and toss them like edamame shells?

I did this from memory so I probably failed.

[zion the lion]

I'd see a doctor...

Haha why?

[Neo Cassady]

I don't have road rage anymore after I flicked a guy off and he followed me to the next stop light, got out of his car and threatened to shoot me.

[phil19]

i just flip the bird to everyone. even for slight indiscretions. some bitch though yesturday nearly crashed into me. she just started changing lanes as im driving right next to her.

[hellogorgeous]

I live in a very urban area, and a lot of people do not know how to drive. I frequently get angry. I wish you had to take an IQ test to get your license.

[Auals]

When you stare at someone with like a frown. Don't know what it is called in American ;-)
In America that's called a smile.

[terror_91]

In America that's called a smile.
No it isn't. Since when the fuck was frowning a smile?

Staring would be a better word than frowning in the first place though.

[zion the lion]

No it isn't. Since when the fuck was frowning a smile?

Staring would be a better word than frowning in the first place though.

The stink eye?

[Auals]

No it isn't. Since when the fuck was frowning a smile?

Staring would be a better word than frowning in the first place though.

Wow, you missed that so hard I heard the whoosh noise as it went straight over your head.

[jmirand1]

but on a serious note, i hate when you're driving in a construction zone and you're in the RIGHT lane and you're going the speed limit and you still get tailgated

Yeah, that's the worst.

[roughroads]

No it isn't. Since when the fuck was frowning a smile?

Staring would be a better word than frowning in the first place though.

awe thats cute, he doesn't understand sarcasm. Dumbass Brit.

And Staring someone down is the American saying, and the smile comment was a joke.

[Ava1anche]

I always yell stuff at idiot drivers in my car, but for some reason I always don't think about honking the horn :(

[cuzimlefthanded]

I am a pretty reserved driver cause i never beep and get all pissed, I just yell swear words in my car

i tailgate a lot. I get real close to people who go slow.However, when people do this to me, I then go like 20 mph. bahahah

I'll tap on my brakes, THEN go 20 haha.

[Bloodsucker II]

i tailgated for awhile till some mexican thugs told me they were gotta blast my ass and then spit on my car..
bahahahaha i truly lold, "blast my ass." Ahhhhh, the life of a gangster.

:lol:

[Bloodsucker II]

One of the reasons I dont really know how to drive is because everyone is afraid to teach me...apparently my backseat road rage is so bad that they all think I'll end up running someone over with the car if I ever drive.

But from the passenger seat, I'll reach over and honk the horn because my mom is too nice to do that, I'll roll down my window and yell at pedestrians who think they still have the right of way when they cross in the middle of the road, I'll yell at my mom for not slamming on the breaks when someone is tailgating her (seriously if you tailgate me, I'll be sure to let your insurance buy me a new car). I will roll down my window (or get my mom to roll hers down and lean over) to yell at other drivers at red lights if they cut us off or something. I'll get out of the car if we both pull over to like a gas station or something.

One of the times I did drive, there was a guy tailgating us so bad, so I slowed down, stuck my hand out the window and flipped him off for the rest of the way. When we pulled over I got out of the car and told him that if he ever did that shit again I'd cut his fucking tires for being such a dumb fuck because if he thought he could intimidate me by trying to run me off the road he failed miserably and that if he did it again I wouldnt hesitate to take the gun out of the backseat and give him a warning shot in the dick. I was 14 then.

Someone is gonna shoot you.

[FTeric]

just a little tip: be careful who you "mean mug" or as that other dude called it, giving people "evils". about a year or two ago i passed this guy that was going like 15 in a 35 and gave him a dirty look. he then sped up to my car, pulled out a pistol, aimed it at me and started yelling something incoherent . i booked the hell out of there as quickly as i could. there's some crazy people on the road.

so instead of getting angry, just try this:

UlzoL-wQwio

[perceptrons]

I am usually pretty good at letting things go on the road. If someone is pissed at me, I just give a nice big smile and a thumbs up.

[zion the lion]

Someone is gonna shoot you.

The guy I bitched out when I was 14 was my dad's prison buddy (if you know my dad, you'll know who his children are even if you've never seen them before in your life).

Plus nobody has the balls to shoot me, the people who honestly would shoot someone, most likely know my dad and he'd kill them. Even if someone considered it, I keep a gun in the car.

[songydarko]

I wish I was the only car on the road sometimes. Everyone's a bitch on the road. Either they go too slow or feel the need to fucking speed like they're in a race. There's never a happy medium it seems.

[Bloodsucker II]

The guy I bitched out when I was 14 was my dad's prison buddy (if you know my dad, you'll know who his children are even if you've never seen them before in your life).

Plus nobody has the balls to shoot me, the people who honestly would shoot someone, most likely know my dad and he'd kill them. Even if someone considered it, I keep a gun in the car.

k.

[katiep1088]

I wish I was the only car on the road sometimes. Everyone's a bitch on the road. Either they go too slow or feel the need to fucking speed like they're in a race. There's never a happy medium it seems.

I know! The speeding part infuriates me. I'll be going 70 in a 55 on this stretch of road on my way to class and people fly by me like I'm going too slow for them. I'm always like "Wtf? Really, asshole?"

[songydarko]

I know! The speeding part infuriates me. I'll be going 70 in a 55 on this stretch of road on my way to class and people fly by me like I'm going too slow for them. I'm always like "Wtf? Really, asshole?"

People are just dicks on the road, that's all there is to it!

[Urglegrew]

the best thing to do if someone is mad at you and starts yelling or honks is to just smile back and wave, its so funny, it makes then so frusterated since they aren't making an impact on you.

also, me and my brother have this game if we are in dead stop traffic. The passenger will jump out of the car and go to the car in front of ours, and bang on the window and just act like an idiot and run back. You get awesome reactions, jajaja

[Dedsexi]

The guy I bitched out when I was 14 was my dad's prison buddy (if you know my dad, you'll know who his children are even if you've never seen them before in your life).

Plus nobody has the balls to shoot me, the people who honestly would shoot someone, most likely know my dad and he'd kill them. Even if someone considered it, I keep a gun in the car.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

no ok sorry go on, im sure they.....AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

are you wearing a fucken shirt saying this is my dad? coz if you arent they would only know you if they were told who you were.

[TheReckoner]

:plane: Thats why I fly everywhere, yo.

[ghelms88]

I simply roll my window and shake my fist at them. Gives them the general idea that I mean business.

[terror_91]

awe thats cute, he doesn't understand sarcasm. Dumbass Brit.

And Staring someone down is the American saying, and the smile comment was a joke.
Ye, I missed the sarcasm. How does that make me a dumbass?

At least I am not obese and I get free healthcare.

[Urglegrew]

Ye, I missed the sarcasm. How does that make me a dumbass?

At least I am not obese and I get free healthcare.
nice comeback bro!

[roughroads]

Ye, I missed the sarcasm. How does that make me a dumbass?

At least I am not obese and I get free healthcare.

Because it was kind of obvious...
And nice try on the insult but I'm Canadian, not American. Stereotype Fail.

[zion the lion]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

no ok sorry go on, im sure they.....AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

are you wearing a fucken shirt saying this is my dad? coz if you arent they would only know you if they were told who you were.

No, we just all look like him a lot. And we all have the same birth mark. I've honestly been stopped by people I didnt know, and asked if I was Johns daughter. If I'm out with any of the rest of the older 5 (I'm the oldest) people will think we're twins or triplets or whatever, and if I'm out with any of the way younger ones, people will think they're my children because we all look so much alike.

I dont have any pictures of my dad though, so I cant really show you the resemblance.

Are you retarded though? Who the hell spells it like "fucken?"

[Dedsexi]

No, we just all look like him a lot. And we all have the same birth mark. I've honestly been stopped by people I didnt know, and asked if I was Johns daughter. If I'm out with any of the rest of the older 5 (I'm the oldest) people will think we're twins or triplets or whatever, and if I'm out with any of the way younger ones, people will think they're my children because we all look so much alike.

I dont have any pictures of my dad though, so I cant really show you the resemblance.

Are you retarded though? Who the hell spells it like "fucken?"

Well i say it like fucken so I spell it like that, Im from Australia so we probably say it different to people in America.

[staciebx0]

One of the reasons I dont really know how to drive is because everyone is afraid to teach me...apparently my backseat road rage is so bad that they all think I'll end up running someone over with the car if I ever drive.

But from the passenger seat, I'll reach over and honk the horn because my mom is too nice to do that, I'll roll down my window and yell at pedestrians who think they still have the right of way when they cross in the middle of the road, I'll yell at my mom for not slamming on the breaks when someone is tailgating her (seriously if you tailgate me, I'll be sure to let your insurance buy me a new car). I will roll down my window (or get my mom to roll hers down and lean over) to yell at other drivers at red lights if they cut us off or something. I'll get out of the car if we both pull over to like a gas station or something.

One of the times I did drive, there was a guy tailgating us so bad, so I slowed down, stuck my hand out the window and flipped him off for the rest of the way. When we pulled over I got out of the car and told him that if he ever did that shit again I'd cut his fucking tires for being such a dumb fuck because if he thought he could intimidate me by trying to run me off the road he failed miserably and that if he did it again I wouldnt hesitate to take the gun out of the backseat and give him a warning shot in the dick. I was 14 then.

your avatar must be a good representation of how you looook when this happens

[staciebx0]

ive never beeped my horn, ive only had my license for a year but still. im more scared of other drivers than myself people are nuts. it drives me mad when people don't use their blinkers and are switching in and out of lanes, drive too slow too fast, ect.

story: my sister and her friends were driving and the guy behind them was tailgating them so they decided they were going really slow to piss him off, he ended up following them to the one girls house and got out of the car and cursed them off. ridickulous a grown man cursing off teenage girls.

[argg_xo]

I just scream at the top of my lungs from in my car.
I do the exact same thing, it can be hilarious or scary for the passengers with me.

[zion the lion]

Well i say it like fucken so I spell it like that, Im from Australia so we probably say it different to people in America.

Well then you should start being more like the greatest country in the world.

your avatar must be a good representation of how you looook when this happens

Like a cute baby lion? I assume so.

[staciebx0]

i wasnt trying to be a jerk i was just saying probably angry rawring/yelling.

[Dedsexi]

Well then you should start being more like the greatest country in the world.



Like a cute baby lion? I assume so.

Haha if racism, arrogance and huuuuuuuuuge fkn ego's make it the greatest country then I dont want to be a part of it.

[zion the lion]

Haha if racism, arrogance and huuuuuuuuuge fkn ego's make it the greatest country then I dont want to be a part of it.

Please go buy a sarcasm detector honey.

[fightinirish217]

I always love it when my friend is driving and if someone's driving really slow he always screams, "It's on the fucking right!" Cracks me up every time.

[zion the lion]

I always love it when my friend is driving and if someone's driving really slow he always screams, "It's on the fucking right!" Cracks me up every time.

I was riding with a friend last year, she seriously screamed at every single problem, swearing consisted of 98% of what she was saying. She actually yelled at someone who obviously couldnt drive a stick and was stalling a lot. It was a 10 minute ride of just yelling, screaming, swearing, and honking, and then I turned around and her baby was still fast asleep, I couldnt help but laugh.

[phil19]

on the weekend this chick i know saw someone cut off some other car who then proceeded to pull up next to them, wind thier window down and throw a hammer at them!

[Urglegrew]

on the weekend this chick i know saw someone cut off some other car who then proceeded to pull up next to them, wind thier window down and throw a hammer at them!
jajajajajaja wow man, people are so freaking crazy!

i was the backseat of my friends car on the freeway with an airsoft gun and i tried shooting at people but we were right next to them so it wasn't fast enough. He sped up and i was just shooting outta the window for fun, and the guy behing us got hit in the face/neck, and was swurving and then began followed us for like 10 miles, it was scary but halarious at the same time.

[argg_xo]

I often yell "YOU'RE NOT DRIVING A FUCKIN' BOAT!!!!!!!!!!" to the other drivers that are either driving or turning really slow. I hate everyone else on the road.

[phil19]

jajajajajaja wow man, people are so freaking crazy!

i was the backseat of my friends car on the freeway with an airsoft gun and i tried shooting at people but we were right next to them so it wasn't fast enough. He sped up and i was just shooting outta the window for fun, and the guy behing us got hit in the face/neck, and was swurving and then began followed us for like 10 miles, it was scary but halarious at the same time.

yeah man!

hahaha good job.