I am soooo beyond screwed.

[maxvsmaradona]

Fucked, you could say.

Well... where to start? Let's see... Well, about a month ago, I met this girl at an under 21 club. Her name is Michelle. She was bangin', and I was tripping on E, so I was having a great time. We were bumpin and grindin, and things got hot. I asked her to come back to my place, she did, and we did it. After that night, I didn't really see her again. About two weeks ago, she called and asked if she could come over and talk. Not thinking anything of it, I said ok. I told her to let herself in, and meet me upstairs in my room. She did, sat down next to me, and start kissing my neck and being all cute. It was rather nice. I tried to get to second base, but she stopped me. Confused, I asked why, and she said that she was pregnant. That she missed her period, did a take home piss test, and it came back positive. I was so scared, so I got up to leave the room. She chased after me, and then I started to yell at her to leave me alone! She started yelling back! And then I just lost control. I grabbed her, and I threw her down the stairs. I don't know what I was thinking. She lay there, crying, at the foot of my stairs. I didn't know what to do... so I... just left. I went to go clear my mind, so I decided to head down to my local community school to play some basketball. While playing, I heard a couple of guys who were up to no good, they started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo home to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Noodlemane]

This is the best thing I've ever read

[Jennurna Gray]

Fucked, you could say.

Well... where to start? Let's see... Well, about a month ago, I met this girl at an under 21 club. Her name is Michelle. She was bangin', and I was tripping on E, so I was having a great time. We were bumpin and grindin, and things got hot. I asked her to come back to my place, she did, and we did it. After that night, I didn't really see her again. About two weeks ago, she called and asked if she could come over and talk. Not thinking anything of it, I said ok. I told her to let herself in, and meet me upstairs in my room. She did, sat down next to me, and start kissing my neck and being all cute. It was rather nice. I tried to get to second base, but she stopped me. Confused, I asked why, and she said that she was pregnant. That she missed her period, did a take home piss test, and it came back positive. I was so scared, so I got up to leave the room. She chased after me, and then I started to yell at her to leave me alone! She started yelling back! And then I just lost control. I grabbed her, and I threw her down the stairs. I don't know what I was thinking. She lay there, crying, at the foot of my stairs. I didn't know what to do... so I... just left. I went to go clear my mind, so I decided to head down to my local community school to play some basketball. While playing, I heard a couple of guys who were up to no good, they started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo home to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
I love you.

[Illadelphia]

For the first half I genuinely felt really bad for you lol, thats classic

[Reaver]

I love you.

I love your avatar.

[terror_91]

Love it

[Brand-new-123]

weak

[Theseventhson]

Lolz.

[Villanova1L]

This is the best thing I've ever read

If a n00b posted this everyone would have said fail, but because they have a post count this is funny? PL never ceases to amaze/disappoint.

[Sventhegreat]

lol

[Time Bomb Clock]

It has been a tremendously long time since I've seen someone do this... bravo.

[TheProsAndCons]

hahahahaha

[Jake Denning]

If a n00b posted this everyone would have said fail, but because they have a post count this is funny? PL never ceases to amaze/disappoint.

yeah, your about right.

[Nick Le]

I applaud you :appl:. This is amazing.

[SincerelyMe]

Well done.

[terror_91]

If a n00b posted this everyone would have said fail, but because they have a post count this is funny? PL never ceases to amaze/disappoint.
You have assumed that that is the reason for him loving it. It may well not be.

[greenteaallday]

hahaaahahah
wow, that shit got be good bravo.

[zrac99]

Epic. Simply epic.

[bentleyj98]

hahahaha you had me going for a sec

[muttley]

Well played, sir. Well played.

[Jennurna Gray]

I love your avatar.
I love YOU.

[softhands]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t306/X_Cooldudex/FRESH.png

[spunkmastaflex]

very nice

[Srsly]

Knew it was coming.

[maxvsmaradona]

:bow:

[Kill_the_radio]

stolen from /b/

not impressed...

[IntoTheSun]

:-d

[HometownHero]

Brought the lulz. Pretty funny

[HometownHero]

Knew it was coming.

That's what she said

[crimsonandclovr]

i have a 10 page paper due 2 days from now and i just spent minutes of my precious time on your stupid, made-up, sob story.

time well spent? i think so.

[AlkalineAvA]

horrible....but funny. i feel somewhat relieved that this didnt actually happen though.

[bladerdude360]

stolen from /b/

not impressed...
Agreed.

[SLoT]

Wait... so is the baby mine or yours?

[zion the lion]

I liked how easily it transitioned.

[wendjiqn]

Not funny.

[maxvsmaradona]

I love you.

I love you more. Let's :fuck: and then I can throw down the stairs? If that doesn't sound like romance, then I don't know what does.

[Mochem]

Good job using an age old meme from /b/. I stopped reading halfway through to look at the end.

[love_american_style]

it was funny the first couple times...like 3 years ago.

[Chancetobe]

These things are never funny anymore. Plus I can tell what they are by like 2 lines in.

[roughroads]

so that's how it happened...
i always wondered what drove Will to the school, playing B-ball alone.

[rawspinner]

This is far more enjoyable than getting rick rolled.

[SophGod]

absolutely awful bel air. didn't even try to cover it up cleverly. saw it coming. not to mention the last words in the whole paragraph are "bel-air"


in short, obvious bel air is obvious and fucking terrible. people in this thread think the dumbest shit is funny.

[ohheroine]

expected.

[Jennurna Gray]

I love you more. Let's :fuck: and then I can throw down the stairs? If that doesn't sound like romance, then I don't know what does.
Works for me as long as I can do a Fresh Prince solo at the end.

[phil19]

almost as good as the monster mash one

[FueledByFrodo]

Lolfuck.

[hellogorgeous]

Hahah I've never seen this before so I thought it was hilarious.

[Regards]

There was no exchanging of phone numbers in the story, the story is flawed.

[x1onexwo1fx]

I liked how easily it transitioned.

agreed.

[SophomoricSlump]

Lolfuck.

LolLANGUAGE :3

[FueledByFrodo]

LolLANGUAGE :3
LolSPANISHandENGLISHandFRENCH.

[SophomoricSlump]

LolSPANISHandENGLISHandFRENCH.

DON'T FORGET CHINESE :D

[FueledByFrodo]

DON'T FORGET CHINESE :D
:zoom:

[The Summer Ends]

that was more expected than diarrhea after fast food mexican

[Ava1anche]

Would have been funnier if I hadn't seen it before X-)

[Adam106]

Ha when it got to the bit where he throws her down the stairs i was actually going a little

[junkcicle]

Meh...the scooby doo one was better

[deFobbed14yrs]

that was a nice gift from taking a break from doing a chem double lab. thanks

[.invisible ink.]

damn, and here i was expecting the Monster Mash.

close, but no cigar.

[SophGod]

Meh...the scooby doo one was better

this

[Villanova1L]

Meh...the scooby doo one was better

Both obvious and old as fuck.

[Mibabalou]

classy

i liked where it was going before the joke

[theguilt engine]

this is ridiculously old school.

[argg_xo]

i like the monster mash one.

[geebee889]

This just made my day so much better. I actually did laugh quite loudly, haha.

[Bingham88]

wow this is awesome. hahahah. you had me beleiveing it was real till you threw the girl down the stairs.

[Alex_supertramp]

This was the most amazing thing I've ever read. I am forever indebted to you for this. Consider me from here on until my death, your own personal indentured servant.

[1021]

She was bangin', and I was tripping on E, so I was having a great time. We were bumpin and grindin, and things got hot.

/urbandictionary.com

EDIT: also, good job. haha. it tickled me.

[applesandcyanid]

Awesome, so awesome.

[jesse-k]

you sir are my new idol

[runningohfive]

You have officially made my day!

[_><_]

Oh, i see what you did there.

[Michifoxx]

Aw man... Classic.

[God damner]

First and for most...Hats off to you sir. Threw her down the stairs. Nice touch.

Second, it's weird because I haven't thought of that show in years and yet today I sung the theme to that show from front to back randomly. Great minds?

[Smeee]

I've seen this many a time but it still gets me hahaha.

[maxvsmaradona]

Suck on it, Waldorf.

[aoftbsten]

Haha I was thinking "fuck, you really are screwed" at the beginning, but now you get to move to Bel Air.

[yellowhouse]

lolol

[erinfxs]

lulz

[Metal Now]

almost as good as the monster mash one

Yeah that wins so hard.

I don't care this is stolen, I lold.

[x13looDx]

unoriginal, saw it coming

[chassmariee]

I hate you!

[joeyjoey]

For the first half I genuinely felt really bad for you lol, thats classic
Me too, I was like man this guy is in shit lol.

[maxvsmaradona]

I hate you!

No you don't.... take it back.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

The Scooby Doo one is infinitely better.

[Urglegrew]

lolz

[zachff]

pretty awesome

[ilikesound93]

I could resurrect a statue in your honor.

[chassmariee]

No you don't.... take it back.
Okay, okay. Only a little.

[maxvsmaradona]

Okay, okay. Only a little.

No, no. You don't hate me at all.

[anamericangod]

I am in disbelief at the number of people in this thread who think this was amazing.

This is a poor man's "Monster Mash."

Pathetic.

[Formatfun]

My eye caught the "Prince of Bel Air" at the end, and I knew what was coming.
But it was good.

[Thomas Nassiff]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeaaak

[maxvsmaradona]

I am in disbelief at the number of people in this thread who think this was amazing.

This is a poor man's "Monster Mash."

Pathetic.

I threw the bitch down the stairs! And left her there! If that's not amazing, I don't know what is.

[xxxfreakxxx]

Hahaha i love it.

[_Sumeet_]

I lol'd :shrug:

[Lost Glories]

waste of fucking time. not funny in the slightest.

[raychull]

For the first half I genuinely felt really bad for you
i feel somewhat relieved that this didnt actually happen though.

this.

/fail.

waste of fucking time. not funny in the slightest.

and this because, honestly, there probably are abusive situations like this.

[chassmariee]

No, no. You don't hate me at all.
I guess we're friends....

[maxvsmaradona]

I guess we're friends....

You guess? Uh, we are. Now, at least.

[SuchAPerson22]

i have a 10 page paper due 2 days from now and i just spent minutes of my precious time on your stupid, made-up, sob story.

time well spent? i think so.
Ahahahaha same here, only it's only five pages. Classic.

[chassmariee]

You guess? Uh, we are. Now, at least.
BFFS?

[maxvsmaradona]

BFFS?

More like bfffs. best fucking friends forever.

[chassmariee]

More like bfffs. best fucking friends forever.
omg what I always wanted!

[f00te]

i have seen stuff like this before but it still makes me laugh

[ezco25]

Fucked, you could say.

Well... where to start? Let's see... Well, about a month ago, I met this girl at an under 21 club. Her name is Michelle. She was bangin', and I was tripping on E, so I was having a great time. We were bumpin and grindin, and things got hot. I asked her to come back to my place, she did, and we did it. After that night, I didn't really see her again. About two weeks ago, she called and asked if she could come over and talk. Not thinking anything of it, I said ok. I told her to let herself in, and meet me upstairs in my room. She did, sat down next to me, and start kissing my neck and being all cute. It was rather nice. I tried to get to second base, but she stopped me. Confused, I asked why, and she said that she was pregnant. That she missed her period, did a take home piss test, and it came back positive. I was so scared, so I got up to leave the room. She chased after me, and then I started to yell at her to leave me alone! She started yelling back! And then I just lost control. I grabbed her, and I threw her down the stairs. I don't know what I was thinking. She lay there, crying, at the foot of my stairs. I didn't know what to do... so I... just left. I went to go clear my mind, so I decided to head down to my local community school to play some basketball. While playing, I heard a couple of guys who were up to no good, they started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo home to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
lame

[TangledUp]

For the first half I genuinely felt really bad for you lol, thats classic
Hahaha I did too.

Wow. Best thread ever. :thumbup:

[xmicxcorex]

That'll do pig...that'll do.