View Full Version : She Gave Me Herpies,Then was hit by a bus. Karma
Amour For Liars
11/20/09, 03:35 PM
Ive decided to make a thread about karma, after some wierd shit happened today.
Do you believe in it? Is it important or something you often consider in everyday life?
What ever karma is to you discuss it or post a story.
To my story..
So 2 weeks ago I bought a half ounce of greaaat weed. I deal sometimes, and ended up getting robbed at gun point for a quarter.. which is like $120 bucks out of my pocket. So Ive been trying to get tickets for all time low, and theyve been sold out for a few days. Impossible to get. Literally none of the scalping places around here have them. So today I get a call from someone who saw my craigslist ad. He offered me two tickets for free. So I hauled ass out there to get him. Apparently he works for one of the local radio stations, they didnt hold a contest for callers like they were supposed to, So out of all the local ads and people trying to get the tickets, he randomly picked us. When I get to his house , he gives me four tickets and says "give them to friends, spread the wealth".. Its nice to know theres still humble people out there.
How ever I cant follow through with what he asked, I scalped two of them for $65 each. Shit the economy blows and the warm feeling from sharing in my heart isn't gonna pay for gas money.
the end.
Urglegrew
11/20/09, 04:27 PM
k.
raychull
11/20/09, 04:30 PM
let's see..........
i don't have any good karma stories off hand.
Smash Adams
11/20/09, 04:32 PM
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kingspud
11/20/09, 04:38 PM
all time low, hey i've heard of them. yeah i got a free track on my new mp3 player. yeah all time low, all time low....
they kind of blow don't they?
kingspud
11/20/09, 04:38 PM
as in they sound as if they actually partake in oral sex if you know what i mean?
as in they sound as if they actually partake in oral sex if you know what i mean?
You're either unfunnily sarcastic or really don't come on this site too often.
My karma story:
Girl told everyone that I was cheating on her after I broke up with her, then her next boyfriend got another girl pregnant. BAM.
zion the lion
11/20/09, 05:38 PM
So what you're saying is that your "karma" got you 4 tickets to see a shitty band, then because you got mugged and the guy took your weed, you cant afford gas money (even though the guy stole weed, not money, not actual cash, just a plant) then, you took advantage of someone's kindness and decided to scalp 2 of the tickets instead of giving them out and spreading the wealth like the man said.
What part of any of that is karma?
Sventhegreat
11/20/09, 06:01 PM
Haha funny end to your story.
RiCCioLi
11/20/09, 06:19 PM
shitty story. it would have been karma if u sold the tixs to the thug with a gun
muttley
11/20/09, 06:37 PM
How ever I cant follow through with what he asked, I scalped two of them for $65 each. Shit the economy blows and the warm feeling from sharing in my heart isn't gonna pay for gas money.
This was the first thing I read. I thought you were talking about scalping someone's dome.
Mibabalou
11/20/09, 06:45 PM
super sweet story bro
barkingincision
11/20/09, 07:09 PM
you slang and listen to all time low?
what a strange little girl.
zac_montucky
11/20/09, 07:23 PM
I have a good karma story. Ask the Irish fans if they regret giving UK fans crap over Maradona and the hand of god right about now.
ohitsmark
11/20/09, 07:58 PM
So what you're saying is that your "karma" got you 4 tickets to see a shitty band, then because you got mugged and the guy took your weed, you cant afford gas money (even though the guy stole weed, not money, not actual cash, just a plant) then, you took advantage of someone's kindness and decided to scalp 2 of the tickets instead of giving them out and spreading the wealth like the man said.
What part of any of that is karma?
This.
abcdefghijake
11/20/09, 07:58 PM
How ever I cant follow through with what he asked, I scalped two of them for $65 each. Shit the economy blows and the warm feeling from sharing in my heart isn't gonna pay for gas money.
the end.
so some karma is due still?
atticus18244fss
11/20/09, 08:25 PM
Sweet man. Have fun at ATL.
jwicklun
11/20/09, 08:33 PM
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boobies
WhiteLies.
11/20/09, 10:09 PM
good story, would read again.
HometownHero
11/20/09, 10:17 PM
You don't deserve to go to the show
AndrewIcex
11/20/09, 10:47 PM
Someone seems bitter.
bladerdude360
11/20/09, 11:10 PM
so some karma is due still?
Basically haha. If you believe in Karma, I don't think you can pick and choose. Something wicked this way comes...
samsara
11/20/09, 11:53 PM
boobies
Thats all I noticed.
Alex_supertramp
11/21/09, 12:27 AM
got a decent one, happened about 3 weeks ago too. Me and my friends were out in my yard playing lacrosse and the local high school douche bag drove down my street on his way home after school. As he drove past he preceded to stare us down and flip off me and all of my friends. Made him look pretty cool for about 2 seconds until he hit a parked car full on at 30 mph. Totaling his 2 month old 2009 Nissan Versa. THAT my friends, is karma.
Deadbolt23
11/21/09, 01:05 AM
I gave money to a homeless man, then five minutes later, i was trying to buy a charger for my phone. The shop assistant was like 'we don't have any properly packaged, here you can just have this one for free'.
Ended up making about £10.
I shat on my friend while he was sleeping then he shat on me while I was sleeping.
Karma.
Amour For Liars
11/21/09, 03:48 AM
I shat on my friend while he was sleeping then he shat on me while I was sleeping.
Karma.
lmao.
Amour For Liars
11/21/09, 03:54 AM
you slang and listen to all time low?
what a strange little girl.
lmao, understandable comment. The main reason for getting these tickets was for my girl. I will admit I like all time lows older stuff, but since theyve took a direction away from the older type of pop punk sound they had, I really lost alot of interest in them. Hopefully it will be a fun show anyways.
DogSizedBird
11/21/09, 04:07 AM
Ive decided to make a thread about karma, after some wierd shit happened today.
Do you believe in it? Is it important or something you often consider in everyday life?
What ever karma is to you discuss it or post a story.
To my story..
So 2 weeks ago I bought a half ounce of greaaat weed. I deal sometimes, and ended up getting robbed at gun point for a quarter.. which is like $120 bucks out of my pocket. So Ive been trying to get tickets for all time low, and theyve been sold out for a few days. Impossible to get. Literally none of the scalping places around here have them. So today I get a call from someone who saw my craigslist ad. He offered me two tickets for free. So I hauled ass out there to get him. Apparently he works for one of the local radio stations, they didnt hold a contest for callers like they were supposed to, So out of all the local ads and people trying to get the tickets, he randomly picked us. When I get to his house , he gives me four tickets and says "give them to friends, spread the wealth".. Its nice to know theres still humble people out there.
How ever I cant follow through with what he asked, I scalped two of them for $65 each. Shit the economy blows and the warm feeling from sharing in my heart isn't gonna pay for gas money.
the end.
Damn, band is so shitty he had to give the tickets away!
Also, to the guys who was talking about scalpin' dome, I lol'd pretty hard.
applesandcyanid
11/21/09, 05:25 AM
you slang and listen to all time low?
what a strange little girl.
this.
deFobbed14yrs
11/21/09, 06:54 AM
:viking: karmaaaa!
Jennurna Gray
11/21/09, 07:04 AM
got a decent one, happened about 3 weeks ago too. Me and my friends were out in my yard playing lacrosse and the local high school douche bag drove down my street on his way home after school. As he drove past he preceded to stare us down and flip off me and all of my friends. Made him look pretty cool for about 2 seconds until he hit a parked car full on at 30 mph. Totaling his 2 month old 2009 Nissan Versa. THAT my friends, is karma.
Lmfao.
:]
iAMhollyood315
11/21/09, 07:43 AM
i got one. i got an anger problem and went on a rampage because of something broken at my house i smashed a 40 bottle and cut the tendon in my thumb. surgery and PT took 3 months to fully heal. KARMA
DevilMB3017
11/21/09, 07:50 AM
Wait. You guys are missing the point.
Who the fuck pays $65 EACH for All Time Low tickets? Seriously?
Damn, band is so shitty he had to give the tickets away!
Also, to the guys who was talking about scalpin' dome, I lol'd pretty hard.
'Cos the fact that the show was sold out in the first place of course doesn't mean anything...
You are obviously just plain stupid. That's the only explaination for such an obviously wrong comment.
syntax omitted
11/21/09, 08:34 AM
Girl used me as a rebound to her ex and then started cheating on me with a new guy. Guy cheated on her several times and gave her hell.
Different girl I dated broke up with me and lied about the reason why, then a few months later liked me very much. I rejected her, it was perfect.
drawndead
11/21/09, 08:46 AM
got a decent one, happened about 3 weeks ago too. Me and my friends were out in my yard playing lacrosse and the local high school douche bag drove down my street on his way home after school. As he drove past he preceded to stare us down and flip off me and all of my friends. Made him look pretty cool for about 2 seconds until he hit a parked car full on at 30 mph. Totaling his 2 month old 2009 Nissan Versa. THAT my friends, is karma.
why was a high school male driving a nissan versa...thats a car for girls under 5'2"
drawndead
11/21/09, 08:47 AM
Wait. You guys are missing the point.
Who the fuck pays $65 EACH for All Time Low tickets? Seriously?
who would go to atl... seriously thats the real point
Amour For Liars
11/21/09, 11:05 AM
this.
Because Mayday Parade and Lil Wayne are so much better, I didnt have enough time to read your blog but after skimming your profile for 15 seconds my conclusion is your girlfriend dumped you because of the pubic patch on your chin. Na, that can't be. I guess going straight can be a choice.
erinfxs
11/21/09, 11:12 AM
I have a good karma story. Ask the Irish fans if they regret giving UK fans crap over Maradona and the hand of god right about now.
lulz, so true.
Jennurna Gray
11/21/09, 11:49 AM
Wait. You guys are missing the point.
Who the fuck pays $65 EACH for All Time Low tickets? Seriously?
That's not even worth it.
>.<
Edit: Apparently, this guy.
Amour For Liars
11/21/09, 12:26 PM
So I picked up another two free tickets from a friend from school whos not going, Sold them for $45 each. $220 with literally no effort in two days. I might drop selling weed and just scalp tickets lulz
llwilliamsll
11/21/09, 01:12 PM
Sounds like your lying. Enjoy sitting at home by yourself the day of said show.
And what the fuck is herpies?
Alex_supertramp
11/21/09, 01:53 PM
why was a high school male driving a nissan versa...thats a car for girls under 5'2"
He's a huge fucking douche if that says anything....
drawndead
11/21/09, 03:08 PM
He's a huge fucking douche if that says anything....
all that ego can fit in a versa?...they do have a big interior for a small car i suppose!
DogSizedBird
11/21/09, 04:05 PM
'Cos the fact that the show was sold out in the first place of course doesn't mean anything...
You are obviously just plain stupid. That's the only explaination for such an obviously wrong comment.
No, what it means is that a whole lot of teenage girls used daddy's money to get a ticket and had mommy take them. Miley Cyrus and ICP sell out shows every night, selling out a show has nothing to do with how good a band is only how big they are.
This band sucks period. There's nothing original about them. All Time Low is the equivalent to pop punk Nickelback. Mindless, inane, dumbing, you name it.
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hahaha exactly what I was thinking of! win.
Amour For Liars
11/22/09, 10:14 AM
Sounds like your lying. Enjoy sitting at home by yourself the day of said show.
And what the fuck is herpies?
i have ticket stubs and auto graphs since my gf picked up meet in greets, I could upload pics. Doesnt matter, but either way If I were to lie Im sure I would be alot more creative and come up with something better then thread.
I just stated what happened, believe me or not, Give A fuck,I do not.
The_Blackout94
11/22/09, 11:19 AM
I have a good karma story. Ask the Irish fans if they regret giving UK fans crap over Maradona and the hand of god right about now.
This just about made my day.
Thankyou.
thread is stupid.
was expecting...
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb202/trespecesj/256_acne-bad.jpg
Waldorf
11/22/09, 01:21 PM
burp
zac_montucky
11/22/09, 04:14 PM
This just about made my day.
Thankyou.
Anytime good sire
jonny4star
11/23/09, 08:25 AM
I have a friend named earl that is wicked crazy into this kinda shit.
CChocobo
12/02/09, 04:53 PM
Dude you know Earl too? Yeah he's wayyy into that a little too much..
haha. Anyways my story.. I dated a girl for 5 months, she was a complete bitch to me, and of course i took it and kept trying to work things out. She ended up breaking up with me because she hated my best friend. So the next guy she dates 2 days after she dumped me turns out to be a complete asshole. She called me saying how she missed me, and how this guy treats her like dirt, etc. I rejected her, i learned my lesson the first time. BAM KARMA. I'm sure there's more but can't think of any others at the moment.
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