MTV's The Jersey Shore

[maxvsmaradona]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.

[desiguerilla]

this has the potential to be the most entertaining reality show ever.

real world with guidos at the jersey shore, that is fuckin great

FIST PUMPIN LIKE CHAMPS

[maxvsmaradona]

Seriously... I'm just disappointed.

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Fuck you, Seaside Heights!

[KidRobot]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.

Depends on the part of north Jersey really.

The closer you get to NYC the worse it is.

[maxvsmaradona]

Northfield is north Jersey you idiot.

Ahahahahah, you're calling me an idiot!? I'm 10 minutes outside Atlantic City. Exit 36, moron.

edit: way to change it up on me, buddy.

[unionx]

Well now I know how the Jersey wave started. All the post hardcore/pop rock bands got sick of the guidos infesting their shorlines, and started touring to get the hell out of Jersey.

[KidRobot]

Ahahahahah, you're calling me an idiot!? I'm 10 minutes outside Atlantic City. Exit 36, moron.

edit: way to change it up on me, buddy.

For some reason Google maps took me near Montclair for Northfield which was suspect for since I live right near here and never have heard of Northfield. Then I checked the Wiki page and it said near EHT so yeah.

My mistake.

[maxvsmaradona]

For some reason Google maps took me near Montclair for Northfield which was suspect for since I live right near here and never have heard of Northfield. Then I checked the Wiki page and it said near EHT so yeah.

My mistake.

Wait, so you're from North Jersey?

[KidRobot]

Wait, so you're from North Jersey?


Yes I am

[aloneatlastnj]

getting ready for this show to give new jersey a bad name (as if it doesn't have one to begin with..)

truth be told, if you're from NJ you know these guidos are all staten island transplants that litter seaside, wildwood, and point pleasant (maybe belmar too?) for 3 months out of the year never to be heard from the rest of the time.

[KidRobot]

getting ready for this show to give new jersey a bad name (as if it doesn't have one to begin with..)

truth be told, if you're from NJ you know these guidos are all staten island transplants that litter seaside, wildwood, and point pleasant (maybe belmar too?) for 3 months out of the year never to be heard from the rest of the time.

Yeah exactly. I'd say Seaside and Wildwood are the two huge culprits. The rest are okay guido wise.

[cirerelleum]

From someone who grew up on the real jersey shore...THIS ISN'T REAL NJ. That is all.

[deFobbed14yrs]

damn, jersey is not this show. and that's coming from a new yorker, the coolest state around bitches

[maxvsmaradona]

Yeah exactly. I'd say Seaside and Wildwood are the two huge culprits. The rest are okay guido wise.

I've spent time in Wildwood recently, and I haven't seen any guidos. I'd say it's Seaside and LBI who are the culprits.

damn, jersey is not this show. and that's coming from a new yorker, the coolest state around bitches

gtfo

[deFobbed14yrs]

I've spent time in Wildwood recently, and I haven't seen any guidos. I'd say it's Seaside and LBI who are the culprits.



gtfo


sensitive

[drawndead]

i live on the shore and honestly i think its funny. mtv is not gonna make a show about the fat girls wearing a 2x small bikini...

[drawndead]

Depends on the part of north Jersey really.

The closer you get to NYC the worse it is.

wayne,totawa,bergen, lodi, nutley.. i used to live in butler theres some guidettes there

[drawndead]

For some reason Google maps took me near Montclair for Northfield which was suspect for since I live right near here and never have heard of Northfield. Then I checked the Wiki page and it said near EHT so yeah.

My mistake.

google maps misplaces my town as well im in monmouth county and it puts me in like somerset

[Barbara1986]

:-(

[popdisaster00]

And people from MN are just like the people in the movie Fargo.

[abcdefghijake]

I've been waiting so long for someone to make this.

[drawndead]

And people from MN are just like the people in the movie Fargo.

great movie!!

[popdisaster00]

great movie!!
Haha, yep. But no one talks like that here. Maybe up north by Canada, but not in the Twin Cities, where most of it takes place anyway.

[muttley]

Even if it's the shittiest thing MTV has made, it will probably bring some laughs.

[Max_123]

this is definitely going to be entertaining
when i saw the commercials for it i thought it was for a new season of She Really Going Out With Him? i bet some of the guys from that show are on this one for sure

[mel bell]

wayne,totawa,bergen, lodi, nutley.. i used to live in butler theres some guidettes there

yes i live around there. my friends play the game, you see a guido you get a point. mature i know, but its easy to rack up the points.

and seaside is def the worst.

[KidRobot]

google maps misplaces my town as well im in monmouth county and it puts me in like somerset

Whereabouts in Monmouth? My ex lived in Rumson

[lovekillsgirl]

The second I saw the preview for the show all I could think of was this:
4JMOh-cul6M

[WakingTheMisery]

I have zero problem with this show. The reputation of the state has been tainted for decades prior to this show.

[drawndead]

Whereabouts in Monmouth? My ex lived in Rumson

i live in middletown...just east of holmdel and north of red bank

[RiCCioLi]

I find it funny that all the people on the show are coming from staten island, but no one will realize this believe its real NJ people.

[doomcrs04]

So stoked for this show.

[honkyg88]

I'd rather eat a lightbulb then watch this show.

[Mibabalou]

i wish they had a show about CT

o wait nothing happens in CT

[KidRobot]

i live in middletown...just east of holmdel and north of red bank

haha yeah I was there all the time since she rode her horse there and was a member at Navesink.

[June_Bug]

I'm pissed about this too. My friend is from Jersey and she's the sweetest person ever. The first night meeting her I knew we were gonna be cool. Fuck this show.

[desiguerilla]

i wish they had a show about CT

o wait nothing happens in CT

qft

[WakingTheMisery]

I'm pissed about this too. My friend is from Jersey and she's the sweetest person ever. The first night meeting her I knew we were gonna be cool. Fuck this show.

That mentality makes little sense.

[wroteurname]

i wish they had a show about CT

o wait nothing happens in CT

qft

The could make a show about the CT shoreline, but it'd just be kids driving in BMWs, doing coke, wearing white hats, and listening to Dave Matthews.

[BlowinBubbles]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.

completely agree, we should be two different states.

[wroteurname]

completely agree, we should be two different states.

Yeah...cause Jersey is so big to begin with, making it two separate states makes A LOT of sense.


ugh, I'm a loser.

[whenyourearound]

jersey son! its all the stupid fuckbag guids that come from staten island

[June_Bug]

That mentality makes little sense.

Oh ok? Thank you for input.:-|

Anyway, I think this show is gonna paint a bad picture. A really bad picture. (did that make sense?)

[Alex_supertramp]

So stoked for this show.

for sure. I'm from Iowa and I don't think this is giving New Jersey or any other state a bad name just because of the name. In fact it makes me kind of want to go to Jersey to see the circus that is "the guidos".

[TheRealJohnOC]

I find it funny that all the people on the show are coming from staten island, but no one will realize this believe its real NJ people.

Thank you. All these douchebags are from staten IIIIIsland. Maybe 10 are from Bergen County. Hell yeah for Hudson County! haha

[cirerelleum]

i wish they had a show about CT

o wait nothing happens in CT

They could totally do a show about New Haven guidos.

[silentstar1134]

hahahahahahha! Frequenting Seaslime on the reg during the summer you see alot of these types.

[drawndead]

haha yeah I was there all the time since she rode her horse there and was a member at Navesink.

yeahh i live right before the red bank bridge i know exactly where you're talking about

[BlowinBubbles]

Yeah...cause Jersey is so big to begin with, making it two separate states makes A LOT of sense.


ugh, I'm a loser.

you're the reason everyone thinks people from Connecticut are pricks.

have a nice day

[4N6 science]

Eagerly anticipating this. Nothing I love more than making fun of douchebag jersey tools.

25 mins fixing your hair?!?!?! give me a freaking break.

[drawndead]

Eagerly anticipating this. Nothing I love more than making fun of douchebag jersey tools.

25 mins fixing your hair?!?!?! give me a freaking break.

you should see some of the tools and their bmw's at all the county colleges....NJ taxes hard at work!!

[drawndead]

hahahahahahha! Frequenting Seaslime on the reg during the summer you see alot of these types.

the only reason girls go to seaside is to get pregnant to get an abortion for their tax write off and the only reason guys go is cause every girl will give you head

[maxvsmaradona]

It hurts me to know that Seaside is basically Toms River, which is still considered South Jersey. :-(

[4N6 science]

you should see some of the tools and their bmw's at all the county colleges....NJ taxes hard at work!!


Haha...NJ "the state you love to hate!"


btw, seaside heights is by far the worst beach I've been to.

[desiguerilla]

The could make a show about the CT shoreline, but it'd just be kids driving in BMWs, doing coke, wearing white hats, and listening to Dave Matthews.

haha, nantucket shore, cuz thats where they all go, although that would probably resemble laguna beach or some wack, non-entertaining shit

i wish i owned a white hat

[drawndead]

Haha...NJ "the state you love to hate!"


btw, seaside heights is by far the worst beach I've been to.

the armpit of america!! the whore shore is one big disgusting beach. the sand is dirty and so is the water...why anyone would come here i can't wrap my head around

[IAmAmazing]

What the fuck is this? hahahahahahaha

[just.Starla.]

I can't wait to see this; it looks so entertaining.

[wroteurname]

They could totally do a show about New Haven guidos.
New Haven has white people, other than people who go to college there? I don't believe it.
you're the reason everyone thinks people from Connecticut are pricks.

have a nice day

This post is the reason I think you have no sense of humor.

[cirerelleum]

New Haven has white people, other than people who go to college there? I don't believe it.



lol. Well seeing as jersey shore is about bennys living there for the summer i'm sure mtv could branch out to east and west haven form some fimling :-d

[WhiteLies.]

I might watch this show, or I might pour hot grease into my eyeballs. I don't know which would be more enjoyable.

Looks like guido #2 will have to put me on the payroll.

[youareallfreaks]

Stoked

[fightinirish217]

Show is gonna be totally ridiculous, and by ridiculous I mean awesome haha. Gotta love guidos.

[cirerelleum]

I am so ready for a first pumping summer.

[hiya]

not gonna lie, pretty excited to watch this. and I know people who act like this, it's ridiculous.

[maxvsmaradona]

IT'S TONIGHT! A FULL, 2 HOUR SPECTACLE! I'VE BEEN FIST PUMPIN' IN ANTICIPATION ALL DAY!


x

[maxvsmaradona]

lol. Well seeing as jersey shore is about bennys living there for the summer i'm sure mtv could branch out to east and west haven form some fimling :-d

Bennys is a northern Jersey Shore thing... come down to Ocean City, Ventnor, Brigantine, Atlantic City, we call them "shoobies". We called them this before Rocket Power existed. Let this be known.

[KidRobot]

Hahahahahaha this show is so awesome.

[fallingheart]

hahha this is hilariousssssssss

[WarpSpeedChewy]

Fuck this is on tonight? Watching it now

[RiCCioLi]

I cant take this show seriously at all. I already want to punch all these people in the face

[IcedOpethBlind]

good god, if this is the show thats on right now...

[WakingTheMisery]

I can't understand why people watch this over good television. Everyone on Facebook is complaining, but still watching.

[DaveFeelsRight]

I can't understand why people watch this over good television. Everyone on Facebook is complaining, but still watching.i've watched all my "shows" already.

[maxvsmaradona]

This show has the elegance of a car accident.

Brilliant TV.

[fightinirish217]

This show is absolute MTV gold. Well done MTV, you've succeeded once again in creating some incredibly entertaining trash.

FIST PUPMIN LIKE BROS!

[WakingTheMisery]

i've watched all my "shows" already.

I mean people from NJ who could have easily watched Sunny or any of the million other shows on tv. They make it sound like they just watched to complain.

[fightinirish217]

Hahahahahaha,

"I'm a bartender...I do great things."

Genius.

[IcedOpethBlind]

i imagine Henry acts like these guys around soccer chicks

[WakingTheMisery]

i imagine Henry acts like these guys around soccer chicks

I didn't watch so I have no basis for comparison. Probably though, bro.

[IcedOpethBlind]

i was just kidding mate :-d

[WakingTheMisery]

i was just kidding mate :-d

Me too! It's pretty funny, from what I saw, my friends from home are pretty much like these people minus the disgusting grooming.

[KellyGleason]

I'm watching this show instead of doing my speech assignment.
This is hilarious. I didn't realize it would be like The Real World

[KellyGleason]

I guess I'm the only one watching .. which is understandable. But the random guy puking and then offering her a piece of gum was priceless.

[hiya]

IF YOU DON'T LOVE THE SITUATION, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE THE SITUATION!

this guy is insane, this can't be real.

[fightinirish217]

"Yo, I will cut yaw hayr while you're sleepin"

[evvandflow]

aaaaaaaaaand ive got a new favorite show

[takeiteasy_]

I can't wait to watch The Soup this weekend. New favorite show. Fist pumpin like a champ.

[maxvsmaradona]

At first, (if you can tell by my first post), I hated that this was going to happen. then I grew excited.

Show fucking delivered. Fuck The Real World DC. We got Seaside fucking Heights.

[just.Starla.]

I can't wait to watch The Soup this weekend. New favorite show. Fist pumpin like a champ.
This.

[anthonydarko]

This show is like a flaming car accident, you want to look away, but the flames make it hard not to look.

[TerrancePryor]

Now if only MTV can make a reality show based on Camden.

[drawndead]

"i'm the guidette princess of poughkeepsies"...

[1mastalker]

"I don't need to pump my fist to look sweet!"

God, I can't wait for The Upsides!!!

[DeadCityScars]

this show is a crock

[Smash Adams]

http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/36528.html
hahahaahahahaha

[fake empire]

great show

[DecayedBeauty]

Nicole 'snooki's' tan looks like she was dipped in dirty jersey water.

:shudder:

[fake empire]

Fuck that, these fucking guidos aren't even from jersey

[seraph1214]

Show is garbage.

[eraserhead]

Caught a couple minute of this show today, was disgusting.

[IcedOpethBlind]

haha, yep

[zion the lion]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.

I'm not going to lie, I lol'd when I read this and then saw your avatar.

[maxvsmaradona]

I'm not going to lie, I lol'd when I read this and then saw your avatar.

You don't like Christmas Mike!?!?

[krishasaheadake]

. . . this is why i moved from North Jersey to Los Angeles. There are douches out west but nothing like in Jersey

[Max_123]

i can't believe that there's people in this world who act like this

[dissident]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif

[KellyGleason]

Is that Snookie that gets socked?

[Miss Heartcore]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.
Why are you blaming North Jersey for this? Only one kid is even from New Jersey and he's from the Central part.

[maxvsmaradona]

Why are you blaming North Jersey for this? Only one kid is even from New Jersey and he's from the Central part.

Because North Jersey is shitty compared to South Jersey.

[maxvsmaradona]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif

WAIT WHAT IS THIS FROM!?!? WHAT EPISODE!?

x

[Miss Heartcore]

Because North Jersey is shitty compared to South Jersey.
lol to this argument even coming up. I'm not even going to go there.

[Ben09]

This show is awesome. The Situation is the man. As a much as I want to dislike the guy, I can't.

[maxvsmaradona]

lol to this argument even coming up. I'm not even going to go there.

Bring it.

I named the new kitten Smitty, just fyi

[eraserhead]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif
no fucking way

[Miss Heartcore]

Bring it.

I named the new kitten Smitty, just fyi
Moar picz plz.

[sweetforever]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif

My jaw dropped when I saw this on the previews for the season. I'm surprised she didn't get knocked out, this show is ridiculous.

[gilatron5000]

Is that Snookie that gets socked?Yes.

WAIT WHAT IS THIS FROM!?!? WHAT EPISODE!?

x
it was a preview of the upcoming season. I'm not sure what episode it was in.

[dissident]

i can't stop watching it and laughing. not just her getting drilled but the dude sipping his drink in the back not even flinching, the fat fuck who takes about 30 percent of the hit, The Situation not even realizing what's happening. it's all gold.

[TerrancePryor]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/05/dough-dominos-pulls-out-of-jersey-shore/
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/07/jersey-shore-scares-off-another-sponsor/

[WakingTheMisery]

I kind of doubt they will show the punch on the show after everyone's reaction, even though it is MTV. Finally watched the first episode. Jersey people need to get their noses out of the air. This show is entertaining and isn't really saying a ton about the state. (Even though I did see a girl will a William Paterson hoodie on. lolz) This shit has been going on for years. Stop making petitions on Facebook.

[maxvsmaradona]

I kind of doubt they will show the punch on the show after everyone's reaction, even though it is MTV. Finally watched the first episode. Jersey people need to get their noses out of the air. This show is entertaining and isn't really saying a ton about the state. (Even though I did see a girl will a William Paterson hoodie on. lolz) This shit has been going on for years. Stop making petitions on Facebook.

This. Thissssssss. This show profiles the people who VISIT, but not the people who actually LIVE there. At first I was mad because I thought it would be about the residents of it, instead it's just about the Bennys.

[we are cured]

agreed, although the guidos are a pretty small representation of the people that go down and stay there for the summer. they're just the most noticeable.

[Mibabalou]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif

omg thats so funny/fucked up

[drawndead]

I kind of doubt they will show the punch on the show after everyone's reaction, even though it is MTV. Finally watched the first episode. Jersey people need to get their noses out of the air. This show is entertaining and isn't really saying a ton about the state. (Even though I did see a girl will a William Paterson hoodie on. lolz) This shit has been going on for years. Stop making petitions on Facebook.

yeah she wears a WPU soccer shirt too. i go there its pretty funny people trying to find her

[drawndead]

agreed, although the guidos are a pretty small representation of the people that go down and stay there for the summer. they're just the most noticeable.

people complain and stuff with the groups on facebook but truth be told, MTV doesn't wanna make a show about the regular people down there. I don't think people really get it

[WakingTheMisery]

yeah she wears a WPU soccer shirt too. i go there its pretty funny people trying to find her

You do? I'm at Willy P but Saturday is my last day here forever.

[IAmAmazing]

To the people at WPU, do you enjoy it there? I might possibly apply as a back-up.

[drawndead]

You do? I'm at Willy P but Saturday is my last day here forever.

yeah i had to withdraw this semester because of surgery but i went the last 2 years. i was registered to graduate on the 17th in the beginning of the semester but couldn't

[drawndead]

To the people at WPU, do you enjoy it there? I might possibly apply as a back-up.

i personally hate it and am switching majors and transferring to seton hall. but its not a bad back up school

[colorlesscliche]

I like how people from Jersey don't even like people from Jersey.

[June_Bug]

this show is fucking phenomenal.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1e5u2a.gif

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN!

[WakingTheMisery]

To the people at WPU, do you enjoy it there? I might possibly apply as a back-up.

Don't even consider it. Rowan and TCNJ are the optimal choices.

[drawndead]

To the people at WPU, do you enjoy it there? I might possibly apply as a back-up.

WPU is more like a 4 year community college i've come to find

[KidRobot]

http://a.espnradio.com/podcenter/sportsguy/simmons091207.mp3

hahahahahaha

[drawndead]

http://a.espnradio.com/podcenter/sportsguy/simmons091207.mp3

hahahahahaha

excellent excellent excellent

[Joe DeAndrea]

The could make a show about the CT shoreline, but it'd just be kids driving in BMWs, doing coke, wearing white hats, and listening to Dave Matthews.

LOL

[evvandflow]

The could make a show about the CT shoreline, but it'd just be kids driving in BMWs, doing coke, wearing white hats, and listening to Dave Matthews.

has there ever been a more true statement?

[wroteurname]

has there ever been a more true statement?

Sadly, no.

[drawndead]

lets see the madness that happens tonight

[fightinirish217]

Just got out of my in-house tanning bed, I'm ready for this shit!

[xshady121]

all of the kids i went to high school with are professing their love for this show on facebook. However, they actually like it. They all live their life like this. I really feel bad for them.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I blame North Jersey for this. Seriously, us south Jersians are not fucking douchebags. I'm outraged.

It's like how Laguna Beach gave all of Orange County a shitty image.

[maxvsmaradona]

all of the kids i went to high school with are professing their love for this show on facebook. However, they actually like it. They all live their life like this. I really feel bad for them.

I love this show because it's so very entertaining.

[Corgkowznor]

I hope the cast of jersey shore goes down to DC for a weekend and a huge rumble for no reason whatsoever with Real World DC ensues...it could be epic

also, i think that scene with snookie getting punched is in episode 3, so next week.

[sweetforever]

Supposedly, Snookie gets punched in next week's episode

[drawndead]

it looked like a sweet punch

[popdisaster00]

Supposedly, Snookie gets punched in next week's episode
Did you see the video? He fucking clocks her, super hard

[sweetforever]

Did you see the video? He fucking clocks her, super hard

Yeah I saw it, I'm surprised she didn't get knocked out.

[Debut_Fin]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/paulie_1331.jpg

[drawndead]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/paulie_1331.jpg

i bet you he doesn't even drive a caddy lol

[bastard_of_ness]

I grew up in North Jersey and though I've nver seen the show because I don't have cable, I can tell you that I knew tons of kids who were like this.

The willingly called themselves guidos, started a high school aged mafia clique called "the Family" and I'm sure they have horrible tattoos and bad haircuts like the dudes I've seen pics of from this show.

It may not be true reality... but I promise you it ain't far off.

[Debut_Fin]

i bet you he doesn't even drive a caddy lol

i want all self-proclaimed guidos to be legally obligated to get the same exact tattoo

[IAmNietzche]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin."

Hahaha.

[DaveFeelsRight]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin."

Hahaha."Her first night in the house, she stripped down to her underwear, hopped into the jacuzzi and played “Pass the Goblin” with every guy in the house."

hahaha that is gold

[IAmNietzche]

Her first night in the house, she stripped down to her underwear, hopped into the jacuzzi and played “Pass the Goblin” with every guy in the house.

hahaha that is gold
"She complains to her dad on the phone, saying that everyone in the house thinks she’s the kind of girl who gets drunk and decides to become the cracker in a bowl of dude soup."

[WakingTheMisery]

So she really did play soccer for my school's team. No wonder this was the first year we won anything.

[Full Effect Ed]

http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

[TerrancePryor]

I like how people from Jersey don't even like people from Jersey.


Very true.

[drawndead]

http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

that guy is a teacher in queens lol

[IAmNietzche]

This show is like the Real World on an accelerated pace minus all the non-drama. It went 0-60 so fast and has been redlining for three straight episodes.

[drawndead]

So she really did play soccer for my school's team. No wonder this was the first year we won anything.

yeah and shes from hazlet lol i didn't even realize she probably went to raritan lol

[TerrancePryor]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091211/293.snooki.jersey.lr.121109.jpg

I'd hit that. And I mean that in a sexual way not physical.

[theclap]

Tv gold.

[jbertclassic]

chick is gross brah

[maxvsmaradona]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin."

Hahaha.

this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

[runningohfive]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin."

Hahaha.

I find it funny that the writer made Magic the Gathering cards of each person in the show.

[zac_montucky]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin."

Hahaha.

D.O.B. is my hero.

[WakingTheMisery]

I found Sammi's facebook. Hahah... Looks like her and Ronnie are still together.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs080.snc3/14738_569115371408_33705999_3319920 1_5613229_n.jpg

King of creeping right here.

[tawtaw]

I still can't get over "If hatin' is your occupation, I got a full time job for you."

[RushAndAPush]

I don't see how people can enjoy this show.

[WakingTheMisery]

I don't see how people can enjoy this show.

Because it is a bunch of guidos fitting into stereotypes. It's hilarious to see how dumb people are.

[RushAndAPush]

Because it is a bunch of guidos fitting into stereotypes. It's hilarious to see how dumb people are.
I mean i find that part extremely entertaining but the show layout is horrendous.

[shes.a.ghost]

MTV is cutting the scene where she gets punched. Even though they already aired the footage...

[KidRobot]

I mean i find that part extremely entertaining but the show layout is horrendous.

It's just the Real World Guido edition.

[WakingTheMisery]

MTV is cutting the scene where she gets punched. Even though they already aired the footage...

No surprise there. I want to see what led up to it though.

[Ben09]

I still can't get over "If hatin' is your occupation, I got a full time job for you."

The Situtation is awesome. Can't hate that guy.

[12!21fightchoke]

I live in Bergen County. FYI kids, only one person from that show is actually from New Jersey. If you actually watched the first episode you'd know instead of making false presumptions. They're all wannabe Italians from NY.

According to this: http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast.jhtml
Sammi is the only one from NJ, and IMO the most tolerable of the cast.

I basically watch the show for the lulz, as most people from NJ probably do. We don't act like that, honestly, for me I find it cool that I can kinda point out to places and be like "Oh I've been there" or "That looks familiar." Yes, I have been to Seaside Heights/Park, it's not as trashy as the show makes it out to be, but trashy nonetheless. If you want the real Jersey Shore head over to places like Asbury Park, LBI, or Atlantic City.

[4N6 science]

My favorite character is vinny. He's the most "normal" out of them all.

Freakin MTV cutting out snooki being hit, that's garbage.

[Anton Djamoos]

Haven't watched it but will probably watch reruns at some point to see what the hype's about. I want to see what everyone's talking about, but I don't really want to give this show any help in the ratings department because then other shows are going to be made like this.

[KellyGleason]

I'm pretty bummed that the punch is being cut out of the show, too. Good thing it's been immortalized in gif form in this thread..

[maxvsmaradona]

I live in Bergen County. FYI kids, only one person from that show is actually from New Jersey. If you actually watched the first episode you'd know instead of making false presumptions. They're all wannabe Italians from NY.

According to this: http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast.jhtml
Sammi is the only one from NJ, and IMO the most tolerable of the cast.

I basically watch the show for the lulz, as most people from NJ probably do. We don't act like that, honestly, for me I find it cool that I can kinda point out to places and be like "Oh I've been there" or "That looks familiar." Yes, I have been to Seaside Heights/Park, it's not as trashy as the show makes it out to be, but trashy nonetheless. If you want the real Jersey Shore head over to places like Asbury Park, LBI, or Atlantic City.

No, not quite, and yes. You're forgetting Ocean City, Ventnor, Margate, Brigantine, and Wildwood, of course.

[12!21fightchoke]

No, not quite, and yes. You're forgetting Ocean City, Ventnor, Margate, Brigantine, and Wildwood, of course.

Ehhh, stop hating on North Jersey.

[maxvsmaradona]

Ehhh, stop hating on North Jersey.

LBI is still considered south, for me at least. Seaside and up is north.

[12!21fightchoke]

LBI is still considered south, for me at least. Seaside and up is north.

Seaside, north? Haha wow you live down by like Cape May or that Jersey Devil area and shizz? Talk about opposite poles, I'm like half an hour away from the GW.

Anyway you've been hating on us North Jerseyans through this whole thread. I'd rather have guidos up in here than rednecks from down South any day. ;-)

[maxvsmaradona]

Seaside, north? Haha wow you live down by like Cape May or that Jersey Devil area and shizz? Talk about opposite poles, I'm like half an hour away from the GW.

Anyway you've been hating on us North Jerseyans through this whole thread. I'd rather have guidos up in here than rednecks from down South any day. ;-)

I live 10 mins outside Atlantic City, and 10 mins from Ocean City. And I'm not hating on North Jersians, I'm hating on Staten Islanders.

And the rednecks live in Hammonton.

[drawndead]

I live 10 mins outside Atlantic City, and 10 mins from Ocean City. And I'm not hating on North Jersians, I'm hating on Staten Islanders.

And the rednecks live in Hammonton.

i guess ace enders is a redneck lol. i gotta agree i've lived in north,central, northern jersey shore, and south and there all different animals

[lucygray]

No surprise there. I want to see what led up to it though.

The guy stole her drink. There's an article about it somewhere on the internet.

[maxvsmaradona]

i guess ace enders is a redneck lol. i gotta agree i've lived in north,central, northern jersey shore, and south and there all different animals

Ahah, everyone who lives in Hammonton are rednecks! Even my band mates!! lol, actually most rednecks are in like Mays Landing. But that's about it.

[WakingTheMisery]

Ahah, everyone who lives in Hammonton are rednecks! Even my band mates!! lol, actually most rednecks are in like Mays Landing. But that's about it.

I lived in Tuckerton and it wasn't exactly the most advanced area I've ever lived in.

[WakingTheMisery]

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/episodes/#vid=1185753

The one part before the last. Snooki only dates guys on steroids. Sorry guys.

[TerrancePryor]

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/episodes/#vid=1185753

The one part before the last. Snooki only dates guys on steroids. Sorry guys.

:-(

[Ben09]

Vinny....stop being so "normal"

[saab_girl]

So, I was watching Entertainment Tonight and they said the guy who punched Snookie was a school teacher. Hmm.

[ChelseaRiane]

I hate this show beyond words. The cast is so annoying. No one cares how much hair gel you put in your hair

[WakingTheMisery]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128765befc2970c-500wi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20120a758f2dc970b-500wi

Good one Jersey.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/a-real-life-jersey-shore-protest.html

[TerrancePryor]

That protest looks so fucking stupid.

[KingsCrossing]

Wow, I don't know what's worse - the actual characters on the show or these morons protesting.

[eraserhead]

lol at that protest.

[drawndead]

notice one of the signs is written on a pizza box...

[drawndead]

So, I was watching Entertainment Tonight and they said the guy who punched Snookie was a school teacher. Hmm.

yeah i posted a while back, hes a gym teacher in Queens,NY pretty funny

[4N6 science]

What a bunch of retards. Why are they protesting, what a bunch of retards. Just accept that New Jersey is full of those people and they're not stereotypes if a majority of people live up to them and make light of them.

[WakingTheMisery]

What a bunch of retards. Why are they protesting, what a bunch of retards. Just accept that New Jersey is full of those people and they're not stereotypes if a majority of people live up to them and make light of them.

LOL

[seraph1214]

Everything about this show is disgusting.

[saab_girl]

yeah i posted a while back, hes a gym teacher in Queens,NY pretty funny

Sorry, I didn't see that!

[Ben09]

That cock blockin' bitch.

[fake empire]

Love Ronnie and Sammi

[yoyostring]

this show is completely hilarious.

[fake empire]

That episode was epic

[yoyostring]

the buried life actually looks like it'll be a great show.

[4N6 science]

that show sucked since we couldn't watch the guy hit snooki. that's probably the worst thing he could've done. hitting a girl. what a fucking pussy.

[fake empire]

He looked so scared afterwards, trying to run away from the cameras

[WakingTheMisery]

What did they show? My dad was watching it and changed the channel when I came down. Haha.

[sweetforever]

If I saw a dude as big as Ronnie running after me, I'd be scared as shit. Regardless, you just don't hit a girl.

[WakingTheMisery]

If I saw a dude as big as Ronnie running after me, I'd be scared as shit. Regardless, you just don't hit a girl.

But in Queens it happens some times. Cut the guy a break.

[zion the lion]

Why did they cut out the punch exactly?

[WakingTheMisery]

Why did they cut out the punch exactly?

Is that an honest question?

[zion the lion]

Is that an honest question?

Partially. The show was advertised on drama, her getting punched that hard...it's drama.

[WakingTheMisery]

Holy shit. I know these girls that were trying to get fucked. They have kids too. Niceeeeee.

[ThexQuietxCull]

that show sucked since we couldn't watch the guy hit snooki. that's probably the worst thing he could've done. hitting a girl. what a fucking pussy.

punch seen here:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/this-guy-is-a-high-school-teacher/

[drawndead]

Sorry, I didn't see that!

:-) its all good, its a point that needs to be made twice!

[drawndead]

That cock blockin' bitch.

as the situation would say she was a grenade

[caveBEAR]

punch seen here:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/this-guy-is-a-high-school-teacher/

Woah, some random guy at a bar slugged one of the people in the house? Ha ha ha ha ha. That's awesome.


I love how he actually turns, definitely sees it is a girl, then BAM! What a moron.

[jbertclassic]

Snooki getting punched is the best thing that's happened on this show.
As someone put it so elegantly, she looks like a goblin crossed with another goblin.

[sweetforever]

But in Queens it happens some times. Cut the guy a break.

Good point

[SlappedActor]

He looked so scared afterwards, trying to run away from the cameras

I noticed that too.

Snookie is annoying as shit, but I have to admit I felt bad for her. Seriously, who the fuck punches a girl in the face? That guy is lucky he made it out of the bar alive.

[SlappedActor]

the buried life actually looks like it'll be a great show.

Agreed.

[Ben09]

I noticed that too.

Snookie is annoying as shit, but I have to admit I felt bad for her. Seriously, who the fuck punches a girl in the face? That guy is lucky he made it out of the bar alive.

Some bitches deserve it.

[IAmAmazing]

Holy shit. I know these girls that were trying to get fucked. They have kids too. Niceeeeee.
Some kids in my OCC class were talking about some girl from Brick that was on it, and she stripped down in the hot tub.

[WakingTheMisery]

Some kids in my OCC class were talking about some girl from Brick that was on it, and she stripped down in the hot tub.

And these people say the show makes Jersey look bad. The show is the fire, the people we know are the gasoline.

[cakecontroller]

I went to the same high school as Sammi, she was in my sister's grade. So the only person that is really from NJ, terrible enough to be on the show, is from my small crappy town. Now when anyone asks why I moved to San Diego all I need to do is reference the show.

[dru]

jersey shore is fucking hilarious

[Zachariaahh]

im headed to the club right now so i can beat up the beat...

pat the floor up.
and fist pump like champs

[jbertclassic]

im headed to the club right now so i can beat up the beat...

pat the floor up.
and fist pump like champs

Lol the fist pump dance was hilarious

[yoyostring]

i saw Ronnie and Sammi in my mall tonight.

[Zachariaahh]

Lol the fist pump dance was hilarious

like your lady.

[WakingTheMisery]

They were just battling.

[IAmNietzche]

Most offensive thing in this show so far was the PSA at the end of the last episode.

[dissident]

what a terrible editing job. i wanted to see the entire aftermath right after the punch landed and they cut out a solid 5 seconds after he hit her. lame.

[GhostFight]

i saw Ronnie and Sammi in my mall tonight.

omg! are they like fully dating now?!

[fake empire]

i saw Ronnie and Sammi in my mall tonight.
What mall?

[yoyostring]

What mall?

Monmouth Mall.. they were in the store "Team Spirit." It was pretty funny to see them haha, i wanted to talk to them to see what they're like.

[drawndead]

I went to the same high school as Sammi, she was in my sister's grade. So the only person that is really from NJ, terrible enough to be on the show, is from my small crappy town. Now when anyone asks why I moved to San Diego all I need to do is reference the show.

raritan alum?

[WakingTheMisery]

Monmouth Mall.. they were in the store "Team Spirit." It was pretty funny to see them haha, i wanted to talk to them to see what they're like.

bahahahaha

[jbertclassic]

like your lady.
:-|

[WakingTheMisery]

Hate SNL but this was pretty funny.

2BN_tDGH-Zo

[4N6 science]

So what's the deal with not having an episode play this week?

[WakingTheMisery]

So what's the deal with not having an episode play this week?

You must mean Christmas eve.

[fake empire]

I wanna celebrate the holiday by watching Jersey Shore

[drawndead]

Hate SNL but this was pretty funny.

2BN_tDGH-Zo

i watched it last night i couldnt stop laughing. "you can call my garfield" "whys that" "because im bright orange and i love lasagna!"