Sit or stand when you wipe?

[Parabola1124]

I had a heated debate with a couple of my friends about the subject after my friend told me there wasn't enough room in my bathroom to wipe.

[ted is lying]

I use to stand and now I sit.

[Parabola1124]

I use to stand and now I sit.

Why the switch?

[ted is lying]

Why the switch?
Well at college I notice everyone sits and it was weird to stand.

[Parabola1124]

Well at college I notice everyone sits and it was weird to stand.

EXACTLY.

[dpetty21]

I think it's way too weird to sit while wiping. Akward angle and much too uncomfortable.

[DCfreak]

aren't your buttcheeks like.. clinched when you stand? A friend of mine was talking once about how he stands and a bunch of us thought it was weird as fuck. He backed it up by suggesting that (apparently) like 50% of people stand instead of sit. That weirds me out so much. Of course I sit, like normal people I stopped standing when I was like 4!

[Shin Akuma]

stand FTW!!!!!!! sit its so gay haha

[spansen]

i am shocked that this is even close. standing isn't even an option to me.

[Parabola1124]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[MyNameIsRoss]

sit, you just shift your weight to one side. it's not hard. standing now that is fucking bizarre.

[sweepthenation]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

[Cøltøn]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit
This

[fightinirish217]

sit, you just shift your weight to one side. it's not hard. standing now that is fucking bizarre.

Seriously, I had no idea people actually stood. It seems so weird, how do you even do that?

[phil19]

who the fuck stands to wipe their arse??!?!?

[Parabola1124]

apparently 50% of people :(

[JordanBuell]

yuck how do you stand? like i dont feel like you would get as clean standing.

[Ari Christos]

People sit? I hadn't realized that's even an option. Sitting just seems lazy, get up and wipe your damn ass.

[jwicklun]

standing would seem so much awkward. To me, it would be like having your pance all the way down when peeing.
edit: pants*
crap my spelling is getting worse and worse

[Aether]

I lay down on my stomache.

[Parabola1124]

stomache

¿¿

[Gil Schwartzman]

Do people seriously stand while wiping their ass? This is really weird to me.

[JordanBuell]

standing would seem so much awkward. To me, it would be like having your pance all the way down when peeing.

exactly! not to mention it would be ten times weirder in public restrooms.

[Parabola1124]

bamp

[kbi the crowing]

usually sit but from time to time i'll stand

[kbi the crowing]

hahaha its like people are discovering a whole other world

[fueledbyvictory]

I lay down on my stomache.

i laffed

[DejaMe]

Good poll lol I guess I'm not the only one who stands good to know.

[S9Dallasoz]

Seriously, I had no idea people actually stood. It seems so weird, how do you even do that?

My thoughts.

[Jaimehere]

both, but i only stand(when i need to?) lol

[xjulianx89]

Why the fuck would you stand?

[ashley916]

sit. standing is way too much work. the bathroom is supposed to be a place to relax lol. but i wish there was a category for "squat" because that's definitely what i do in public restrooms

[SpyKi]

If you stand the cheeks will smush together surely? Crazy people.

[Parabola1124]

If you stand the cheeks will smush together surely? Crazy people.

I've had it explained to me and apparently people who stand don't actually like... stand all the way up they kind of crouch over the toilet.

[kerropi]

This is gross.

[Parabola1124]

This is gross.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71610F1MDNL._SS500_.gif

[kerropi]

Noted.

[SpyKi]

I've had it explained to me and apparently people who stand don't actually like... stand all the way up they kind of crouch over the toilet.
Then that's not standing. These people are lying.

[xjulianx89]

If you stand the cheeks will smush together surely? Crazy people.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[AussieBoy]

I use to stand and now I sit.

Why the switch?

Well at college I notice everyone sits and it was weird to stand.

i did the change as well!!! only in the last 6 months, my reasoning is if someone walks in on me mid wipe its more awkward being in the stand pose shitty toilet paper in hand

but some times i go back to stand when the times needs it

[AussieBoy]

aren't your buttcheeks like.. clinched when you stand? A friend of mine was talking once about how he stands and a bunch of us thought it was weird as fuck. He backed it up by suggesting that (apparently) like 50% of people stand instead of sit. That weirds me out so much. Of course I sit, like normal people I stopped standing when I was like 4!

sit, you just shift your weight to one side. it's not hard. standing now that is fucking bizarre.

Seriously, I had no idea people actually stood. It seems so weird, how do you even do that?

its like a kangaroo squat pose, like if you were riding an invisible bike

[ted is lying]

i did the change as well!!! only in the last 6 months, my reasoning is if someone walks in on me mid wipe its more awkward being in the stand pose shitty toilet paper in hand

but some times i go back to stand when the times needs it
When I'm not in college I go back to the standing method, I just feel like I get cleaner.

[Meeze]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

same...how does one sit. seems so weird and foreign to me.

[irthesteve]

stand, i don't like sticking my hand in the toilet

[seraph1214]

This standing shit sounds ridiculous.

[denissuxx]

stand

[mjr20]

I don't understand. How are you supposed to get in there if you sit? there is limited space. and how do you know if you are done, do you bring it back out to inspect it? seems a little inconvenient. please correct me if their is a more efficient way of doing this.

[SanePsychotic]

I sit, though I will stand when it's absolutely necessary.

[wendjiqn]

better question: front to back or back to front?

[sinkinginthesea]

I used to stand when I was 7. Then I grew up.

[Parabola1124]

I used to stand when I was 7. Then I grew up.

I'm seriously doubting the fact that you grew up considering your name is bigoleP33N.

[Jet Set Paul]

I stopped standing after I was like 7 years old...

[sinkinginthesea]

I'm seriously doubting the fact that you grew up considering your name is bigoleP33N.
The name says it all ;-)

[ThrownAwayKyle]

I don't understand. How are you supposed to get in there if you sit? there is limited space. and how do you know if you are done, do you bring it back out to inspect it? seems a little inconvenient. please correct me if their is a more efficient way of doing this.

exactly

[SuNDaYSTaR]

I'm kind of in-between. Chose ''Stand'' because I'm technically not sitting.

[joshman]

do these people shit while standing as well?

[Rob Hrx]

Stand ftw. Seriously.

[dontdrivenaked]

aren't your buttcheeks like.. clinched when you stand? A friend of mine was talking once about how he stands and a bunch of us thought it was weird as fuck. He backed it up by suggesting that (apparently) like 50% of people stand instead of sit. That weirds me out so much. Of course I sit, like normal people I stopped standing when I was like 4!
Shit dude, the results of this poll kind of support that.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

I know I'm in the minority, but standing is way more comfortable (although calling it a stand is deceiving; it's more of a bend/squat).

[Cameronisonfire]

I stand, but angle my back and ass like I sit to separate my rosy cheeks. Straight down sitting is just weird.

[Charles777]

Other

[tslmatt]

Best thread of all time. Sit.

[Tristan Needler]

How can you possibly stand? Besides the obvious difficulty of access, wouldn't you just feel absurd standing there with your ass hanging out in the breeze? That's by far the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. No way should anyone stand. That's just messed up.

[stereokiller]

awesome poll.

[blinkme]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

hahaha exactly.

[aoftbsten]

I use to stand and now I sit.

This...

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

... because of this.

[Parabola1124]

Thank god that sitting is pulling away, I was seriously starting to worry!

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I think it's way too weird to sit while wiping. Akward angle and much too uncomfortable.

yup, seems too weird.

[LastDeclaration]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

Yeah, this. I still don't really understand the mechanics of sitting and wiping. It seems like it'd be really awkward, and you wouldn't get much leverage.

[LastDeclaration]

How can you possibly stand? Besides the obvious difficulty of access, wouldn't you just feel absurd standing there with your ass hanging out in the breeze? That's by far the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. No way should anyone stand. That's just messed up.

The access is much easier. And it feels much more natural, because you aren't stretching your arm under your ass, while balancing your ass on one side of the seat, while trying to wipe all the shit without any real leverage behind your wiping, while avoiding touching the shitwater that's in the toilet. Fuck sitting.

[bladerdude360]

The fact that so many people say they stand is kind of freaking me out.

[Tristan Needler]

The access is much easier. And it feels much more natural, because you aren't stretching your arm under your ass, while balancing your ass on one side of the seat, while trying to wipe all the shit without any real leverage behind your wiping, while avoiding touching the shitwater that's in the toilet. Fuck sitting.
There's nothing awkward about sitting, and there's nothing not awkward about standing.

[_><_]

I sit.

[bard]

I lay down on my stomache.

Other
i literally laughed out loud and both of these posts.

this thread is a eye opener. the concept of standing is so strange. obviously it's not standing erect (wanky, wanky) but rather crouching over the toilet with is closer to sitting than standing.

for the standers, us sitters will lean a little forward in order to reach back there. it's not like we're fighting against the toilet to fit our hand between us and the seat.

this is a great thread.

[Tristan Needler]

So when you stand, do you stand with your pants around your ankles with everything hanging out to dry, like a five year old? Or do you half pull up your pants and just have your ass stick out like a plumber?

I'm having trouble picturing how this would work, and how anyone would not be extremely self-conscious about how awkward they are.

[Renee]

The fact that people are concerned about hands touching the poop/water is absurd. Unless your ass is touching the water, your hand is in the clear.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I shit sitting down, therefore I wipe sitting down.

[Esrb99]

sit, bitches.

[mjr20]

i lol'd throughout this whole thread at how the different formation is so preposterous to the ones who do it the other way.

[mike001359]

what? i honestly had no idea people wiped standing up. this is what i learned today.

[Parabola1124]

Are there any girls who wipe standing up?

[MattADALIE]

People think it's weird to stand? Wow. I've been standing my whole life, not realizing there was another option out there. Out of curiosity, I'll try sitting next time and comparing results to what I usually do... to see which way is more efficient... hahahaha. I will turn this into an experiment.

[bard]

okay, i tried this standing business last night.

i didn't realize it was possible to be embarassed in the privacy of my bathroom all alone whilst doing it. it felt so... uncomfortable. bleh.

sitting ftw

[drawndead]

this is probably the best poll ever. but yeah. sit definitely

[t00latef0rr0ses]

i wear a diaper. i have an uncontrollable bowel.

[Theseventhson]

I didn't know people sat to wipe. I always got up off my lazy ass to get the job done.

[Peacemaker]

who the fuck stands to wipe their arse??!?!?
Exactly!! I've never even heard of that!!
That must be how toilet paper gets everywhere in gas station restrooms.

Hey. Check this out.
http://www.punknews.org/article/36208

[seraph1214]

I think that everybody who says that they stand is playing a practical joke. There is just no way that is an actual option.

[Theseventhson]

Exactly!! I've never even heard of that!!
That must be how toilet paper gets everywhere in gas station restrooms.

Hey. Check this out.
http://www.punknews.org/article/36208
I guess the best place to post about Alkaline Trio is a thread that discusses shit.

[Peacemaker]

I guess the best place to post about Alkaline Trio is a thread that discusses shit.

I thought he would be interested, jeez.

[Theseventhson]

I thought he would be interested, jeez.
I was just messin' with you, homes.

[Peacemaker]

I was just messin' with you, homes.

Haha it's okay, don't worry about it :)

[NateGolubiewski]

Both. Mostly sit.

[Parabola1124]

need more.

[arizonahotrock]

I can't believe how even this is...this is mind boggling.

Sitting is the only way to get clean.

[DanTGD]

I love this thread. I think this is the first thread I'll actually bookmark to see how it turns out.

I stand, i tried sitting once and thought it was weird.

For the people who worry about being caught standing... LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. How hard is that? Christ.

[mxpxjf]

Why would you stand? I didn't even know people did that!

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

so i guess nobody else goes in between your legs while seated? don't knock it till you've tried it, easiest way to fully inspect the toilet paper

[AussieBoy]

OMG i just had a new revelation

i only tried sitting and doing a few months ago, and ive found out i was doing it wrong when i asked i few ppl i would wipe but putting my hand down the front and have to move my doodle and bean bag out of the way, where everone who sat said the right way was to go from the behind on your arse

another burning question... To tuck your package or not to tuck when shitting
i got say tuck other wise u risk laying your donger on the seat rim

[TJ Wells]

Well at college I notice everyone sits and it was weird to stand.
To be fair I never lived in a dorm or anything, but they don't have doors on the stalls? What's up with this

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

OMG i just had a new revelation

i only tried sitting and doing a few months ago, and ive found out i was doing it wrong when i asked i few ppl i would wipe but putting my hand down the front and have to move my doodle and bean bag out of the way, where everone who sat said the right way was to go from the behind on your arse

another burning question... To tuck your package or not to tuck when shitting
i got say tuck other wise u risk laying your donger on the seat rim

yea I ws treated like a weirdo when I said I wipe from between my legs and not from behind, but thats such an awkward reach, seems so unnatural, when my method was just so easy.

tucking the package really depends, some toilets have higher water, and I've unfortunately dipped into the water a few times, so now I usually inspect the water level before I sit

[josepablo32]

When kid I used to stand up but I found out it's less complicated to wipe while sitting down.

[Feenucks]

I stand, never realized it was a viable option to sit

This and this.

Now I'm curious...and I'm sitting on the toilet as I type this. I might have to try sitting this time... =/

[sweepthenation]

Man people are still quoting my post like 3 weeks after. I'm going to stick with standing, I tried the sitting last week and it didn't feel right

[josepablo32]

OMG i just had a new revelation

i only tried sitting and doing a few months ago, and ive found out i was doing it wrong when i asked i few ppl i would wipe but putting my hand down the front and have to move my doodle and bean bag out of the way, where everone who sat said the right way was to go from the behind on your arse

another burning question... To tuck your package or not to tuck when shitting
i got say tuck other wise u risk laying your donger on the seat rim

This made my day

[stonecoldfox]

I can't even comprehend how to wipe while sitting.....I'm sitting down and my asscrack is down in the toilet hole...how does my hand get there too? Impossible!

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Stand. What the fuck?

[DanTGD]

Now I'm curious...and I'm sitting on the toilet as I type this. I might have to try sitting this time... =/

How'd it go?

[Tristan Needler]

For those confused about how to wipe while sitting, just lift up an ass cheek and wipe. Are you people invalids?

[Feenucks]

How'd it go?

Strange, to say the least. I might have to try a few more times...I didn't know it was "weird" to stand.:-d

[DanTGD]

Strange, to say the least. I might have to try a few more times...I didn't know it was "weird" to stand.:-d

I tried sitting once, and I had an overhelming fear of getting shit on my hand/arm.

I'll stick with standing, anyone who has a fear of being seen should learn to stop shitting in public places and lock the fucking door.

[bard]

For those confused about how to wipe while sitting, just lift up an ass cheek and wipe. Are you people invalids?
haha, best post in this thread. exactly what i was thinking.

[threepunchjim]

Standing to wipe goes against everything that's chill. You sit, you relax, you drop brown, then you do the easy reach from under the front. Now you're free to read jawn on the john. No hurry, no problems. Done and done.

[Poochemist]

i am shocked that this is even close. standing isn't even an option to me.
Exactly. That's nuts to me. If you stand, you run the risk of spreading. Plus why would you need to do extra movements?

[Tristan Needler]

Take it from the poo chemist. Must be true. Plus, my user name used to be shiteater, so I have a fair bit of knowledge on this subject as well.