Funny

[BrandNewRock05]

Click

[bossydacow]

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/politicaljokes/goodrepub.shtml

http://www.mauryathome.com/servlet/community_ProcServ/dbpage=page&GID=01281001161016668517473653&PG=01281001161016670223892127

funnier.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by bossydacow
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/politicaljokes/goodrepub.shtml

http://www.mauryathome.com/servlet/community_ProcServ/dbpage=page&GID=01281001161016668517473653&PG=01281001161016670223892127

funnier.
the first one isnt entirely true, and still not very funny and the bottom one was originaly created with the name Clinton subsituted for Bush, Dole for Gore and Tennesee for Texas.

[bossydacow]

still funny though.

[Matthew]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
the first one isnt entirely true, and still not very funny and the bottom one was originaly created with the name Clinton subsituted for Bush, Dole for Gore and Tennesee for Texas.

the 1st one was about as accurate as what you posted - stereotypical and funny. not serious, so stop bitching.

actually, the 2nd one predates the clinton/dole election. Here in texas it was told with texas, A Longhorn (UT) for "gore fan", and an Aggie (A&M) for "bush fan". for those who dont know, those are the two big public schools in texas that a lot of pp go to, and there is a longstanding rivalry between them.

aggies are stereotyped as rednecks, and longhorns as hippies.

"Aggie jokes" are common, often replacing blonde or redneck jokes. For example
... How do you castrate an Aggie (redneck)? Kick his sister in the chin!

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
the 1st one was about as accurate as what you posted - stereotypical and funny. not serious, so stop bitching.

actually, the 2nd one predates the clinton/dole election. Here in texas it was told with texas, A Longhorn (UT) for "gore fan", and an Aggie (A&M) for "bush fan". for those who dont know, those are the two big public schools in texas that a lot of pp go to, and there is a longstanding rivalry between them.

aggies are stereotyped as rednecks, and longhorns as hippies.

"Aggie jokes" are common, often replacing blonde or redneck jokes. For example
... How do you castrate an Aggie (redneck)? Kick his sister in the chin!
For the 1st one I wasnt complaining, I'm just pointing out the lack of funniness, however whatever floats your boat, fine by me. And second, those Aggie, longhorn jokes are kickass funny. My Uncle went to Texas U, and he always jokes about A&M. Jokes arent funny unless you make fun of someone else. I dont mind being the bad side of a joke as long as the person telling the joke is the same way, so all of those Nazi, redneck jokes that are made about me, I laugh, but what pisses me off is when you fuckin hippies cant take it back. So anyway, here is another french joke.

Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.

Ah, I'll make it two.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with an IQ of 120?
A: A village.

Good times, joke on.

[evil zach]

what do you call an anarchist with an IQ of 148?

Evil Zach
My mom just told me the results from the test i took a while ago.

[yeat182]

Originally posted by evil zach
what do you call an anarchist with an IQ of 148?

Evil Zach
My mom just told me the results from the test i took a while ago.

i scored 143 on one a couple of years ago

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by yeat182
i scored 143 on one a couple of years ago
where can you take a ligit test at?

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by bossydacow
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/politicaljokes/goodrepub.shtml

http://www.mauryathome.com/servlet/community_ProcServ/dbpage=page&GID=01281001161016668517473653&PG=01281001161016670223892127

funnier.

brandnewrock05's pic > bossydacows shitty links

[BrandNewRock05]

muchas gracias nofx, you> most people (not me though, sorry)

[evil zach]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
where can you take a ligit test at?
ask if you can do iy through your school

[Matthew]

yeah? well what to you call a 15 year old socialist who's a sophomore in HS and has a 1370 on his boards?

me. ha! im a genius.

more redneck jokes: Question: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead."

___________________

and, oh hell, just to prove i have some sense of humor, a french joke

EBAY is auctioning three antique French muskets. They are in perfect condition: theyve never been used but have been dropped once.

And a longer one


An American was sitting with a Frenchman and an Englishman in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given the death sentence but contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But as it was a national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik appeared and said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish to not be whipped!" The Englishman thought for a second then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Englishman cried in pain. The Frenchman saw this and said, "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Frenchman stood up with that haughty Gallic smirk. The American saw this but before he could make his wish, the Sheik said, "As you are from America which is a much bigger country than France and England put together, you are permitted to have two wishes!" The American thought for a second, then said, "Thank you, most Royal and Merciful Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the Sheik replies with a quizzical look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Frenchman to my back"

[BrandNewRock05]

Ha! Great stuff, leak in the sink is pretty funny.

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun.

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Super Funny http://www.francesurrenders.com/surrendering.jpg
(scroll down and read the caption)

P.S, is there anyway to take the IQ test online? Because my school is dirt poor

[Alex Djaferis]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Ha! Great stuff, leak in the sink is pretty funny.

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun.

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Super Funny http://www.francesurrenders.com/surrendering.jpg
(scroll down and read the caption)

P.S, is there anyway to take the IQ test online? Because my school is dirt poor

hahaha those are great

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by PeeDster
hahaha those are great
"because fighting to the end just isnt your style"