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xvszero
06/15/06, 09:39 PM
This is pretty much every night for me.

And by pretty much I mean definately.
catscradle
06/15/06, 09:44 PM
details?
Broken Parachute
06/15/06, 10:32 PM
So you're a virgin?
catscradle
06/15/06, 10:43 PM
So you're a virgin?
i'd assume so. come on let's here the details...or the lack there of. har har har.


i keed, go find a drunk girl or something.
Coronary Parasite
06/16/06, 08:18 AM
haha every night for the last 8 months.
matt_rawlings
06/16/06, 08:24 AM
If you jerk off then that is a sexual encounter
OveriseFan
06/16/06, 09:18 AM
Matthew scores again(get it? hahahahaahahahahahahaha*breathe*hah ahahahahaha)

And uh, shut up?
xvszero
06/16/06, 11:36 AM
Details on what?

The whole point is there is never anything to write details on.

Unless you really want to hear about what I do to my blankets...
xTJx
06/16/06, 11:41 AM
This thread sucks.
xvszero
06/16/06, 11:47 AM
Too bad it won't suck me.
xTJx
06/16/06, 11:52 AM
Desperate to give it away?
xvszero
06/16/06, 11:59 AM
Give what away? My virginity? Hell no.

Anyone who is a 26 year old virgin and is desperate to give it away is pretty pathetic if they haven't.
xTJx
06/16/06, 12:08 PM
Give what away? My virginity? Hell no.

Anyone who is a 26 year old virgin and is desperate to give it away is pretty pathetic if they haven't.

I wasn't talking about your virginity
xvszero
06/16/06, 12:11 PM
Then what, my blanket?

It does have a lot of stains in it, probably no one wou...

Wait, you probably didn't mean that either.
xTJx
06/16/06, 12:15 PM
Then what, my blanket?

It does have a lot of stains in it, probably no one wou...

Wait, you probably didn't mean that either.

I meant you're eager to give yourself away to anyone and anything...don't you have standards?
xvszero
06/16/06, 12:22 PM
Did you miss the part where I said hell no I'm not desperate to give my virginity away. And that if I was, and was still a virgin at 26, that would be pretty sad? Cause quite frankly its easy to have sex without standards.

Now if you're counting non-living objects then I do give it away to pretty much anything I can find.
xTJx
06/16/06, 12:45 PM
Did you miss the part where I said hell no I'm not desperate to give my virginity away. And that if I was, and was still a virgin at 26, that would be pretty sad? Cause quite frankly its easy to have sex without standards.

Now if you're counting non-living objects then I do give it away to pretty much anything I can find.

Did you miss the part when I said I assumed you were not a virgin? I just think it's extremely sad that there's someone who's 26 years old and will still fuck anything that walks
i like guitars
06/16/06, 02:43 PM
i havent had sex in about a month i think im dieing
xTJx
06/16/06, 03:06 PM
i havent had sex in about a month i think im dieing

dying*

Yes, I'm in the same boat, but I'm aright
i like guitars
06/16/06, 03:07 PM
dying*

Yes, I'm in the same boat, but I'm aright

im a bad speller so pardon that
xTJx
06/16/06, 03:08 PM
im a bad speller so pardon that

Don't worry about it, that's what I'm here for. Grammar police!
xvszero
06/16/06, 08:10 PM
Did you miss the part when I said I assumed you were not a virgin? I just think it's extremely sad that there's someone who's 26 years old and will still fuck anything that walks

Yeah, I did miss that part. I'm still missing that part, because as far as I can tell you never said that.

It is extremely sad when people will fuck anything that walks. Not at all applicable here, but still sad.