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Trainsaw
06/16/06, 12:34 PM
Whats up everyone? Def some good stuff this week including a "Jackass: Number Two" trailer and "Borat" trailer. And what I think is going to be the best movie this summer "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" trailer.

News and Rumors:

David Fincher's movie about the "Zodiac" serial killer has been pushed back to Jan 2007. The movie stars Jake Gyllenhall and Robert Downey Jr.

Sean Connery is being written into "Indiana Jones 4," but has yet to sign on. However George Lucas is really trying to pressure the retired star into coming back.

"Believe it or Not" the Ripley biopic starring Jim Carrey and directed by Tim Burton is being pushed back for at least a year so Burton can focus on "Sweeny Todd"

Phillip Seymour Hoffman will be pretty busy in the coming months. He has signed on to star in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead," where he will star as one of two brothers who attempt to rob their parents Jewelry Store, Ethan Hawke will star as the other brother. And he will also star alongside Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts in "Charlie Wilson's War." In that he will play a CIA agent who along with Hanks try to figure out a way to arm the Afghan rebels in the 1980's to help out with the Cold War.

Boaz Yakin has signed on to write and possibly direct a new "Conan the Barbarian." They're looking at a 2008 summer release.

The upcoming biopics have all sounded pretty good....until now. Universal Pictures has acquired a pitch for a biopic based on Missy Elliotts life. Robert De Niro and Jane Rosenthal are going to produce, rumor is Elliot is going to star as herself and Universal has already put in an order for 1 ton of Twinkees.

Survivor host Jeff Probst has optioned to direct the "Fish out of Water", no news on what the film will be about but he discovered the script while filming Exile Island.

More rumors are heating up that the Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer will be included in "Superman Returns" so make sure you check out Superman Returns or just download it from the internet.

Josh Hartnett is in negotiations to star in "30 Days of Night," a film adaptation of the Steve Niles graphic novel. The film is about vampires in Alaska and is being directed by David Slade.

I know its been awhile but here's some more Batman rumors. John Cusack is being looked at to play Harvey Dent and Paul "Pee Wee" Rubens is going to play The Joker. But definatly just take these as rumors right now. Also word is that the next Batman will be pre-Two Face Dent and Batman teaming to take down the Joker, which will lead to a Batman vs Two Face third movie.

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook are set to star in "Good Luck Chuck." The film has Cook starring as Chuck who has a reputation of having his ex-girlfriends rebound to their soulmates, as this news gets around to the local women, they come out of nowhere to date him just so they can meet the man of their dreams. But Chuck then meets the girl of his dreams in Alba's character.

Dennis Dugan will be taking over the directing job on "I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry" the comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. The two Philly firefighters who pretend to be a gay couple to receive domestic partner benefits.

Anthony Hopkins' "Slipstream" cast has grown even more, in addition to Christian Slater, Anthony Hopkins, Stella Arroyave, Lisa Pepper, Kevin McCarthy, Gavin Grazer and Aaron Tucker. He has signed on John Turturro, Jeffery Tambor, Camryn Manheim, Christopher Lawford, and Michael Clarke Duncan. The film will be written and directed by Hopkins, and is about a screenwriter who is on the verge of a "brain implosion" as his characters start appearing in his world and he starts appearing in theirs.

Leonardo DiCaprio has a new adventure-thriller coming out titled "The Blood Diamond." Set in the 1990's during a civil war in Seirra Leone, has DiCaprio starring as a South African mercenary and Djimon Hounsou as a fisherman who finds a rare blood diamond in the fields that he works.

Speaking of DiCaprio, his production company just lost a bidding war to Mr. Jolie's production company for the rights to the novel "World War Z: An Oral History of The Zombie War" written by Max Brooks. The book is about the events in the future that take place when an epidemic wipes out a part of the world's population only to have them come back as zombies. No word yet on if Brad Pitt will star in the film but he will produce.

Eminem is stinking up the screen again, this time in the TV adaption of "Have Gun - Will Travel." He will star as a bounty hunter, most likely from Detroit. Eminem will probably be contributing to the soundtrack as well.

Steven Spielberg is going to direct and develop a sci-fi movie basted on Kip Thorne's theories of gravity fields. It will deal with black holes and gravity waves and Thorne's examinations and theories of Einstein.

The Rock and Roselyn Sanchez will both star in the Disney comedy "The Game Plan." The Rock will star as a pro quarterback whose bachelor lifestyle gets interrupted when he finds out he has a seven year old daughter after the mother passes away. Obviously that's not the comedy part, but i'm guessing his inexperienced parental skills will be the comedic part. Sanchez will play the girls ballet teacher who will be the love interest.

"Gypsy: A Musical Fable," an adaption of the musical has gotten a direct in Rob Marshall and has Catherine Zeta Jones tapped to star.


Movies in Theaters This Weekend (6/16):

NACHO LIBRE
In order to save an orphanage from closure, a priest (Jack Black) dons a masks and moonlights as a luchador.

THE LAKE HOUSE
A lonely lady doctor (Sandra Bullock) begins exchanging letters with a frustrated architect (Keanu Reeves), only to discover that they're actually living two years apart.

GARFIELD: A Tail of Two Kitties
A case of mistaken cat identity finds Garfield (voiced by Bill Murray) ruling over a castle, but his reign is soon jeopardized by the nefarious Lord Dargis (Billy Connolly), who has designs on the estate

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: Tokyo Drift
In order to avoid a jail sentence, Shaun Boswell (Lucas Black) heads to Tokyo to live with his military officer uncle. In a low-rent section of the city, Shaun gets caught up in the underground world of drift racing.

BEOWULF AND GRENDEL
Based on the epic poem, a Scandinavian hero attempts save the Danes from an indomitable monster.

WORDPLAY
An in-depth look at The New York Times' long-time crossword puzzle editor Will Shortz and his loyal fan base.

LOVERBOY
Kevin Bacon directs a film about a neglected daughter who becomes a possessive mother (Kyra Sedgwick) in an emotional journey into the heart and mind of a woman who loved too much.

ONLY HUMAN
When a young woman comes home to introduce her fiance to her idiosyncratic Jewish family, everything goes smoothly until the lovers belatedly reveal the man is Palestinian.

all summaries from themoviebox.net

DVD News:

DVD's Released this Week:

The Pink Panther
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
16 Blocks
The World's Fastest Indian
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
End of the Spear
Aquamarine
Green Street Hooligans
A Good Woman
Valley of the Dolls
Cemetery Man
The Princess Brid (Buttercup Edition)
Neil Young - Heart of Gold
Beavis and Butthead: The Mike Judge Collection Vol 2
Cheers Season 8
The Dead Zone Season 4
Dharma & Greg 1st Season
Fraiser Season 8
MacGyver Season 6
Medium 1st Season
Walker, Texas Ranger 1st Season
Where on Earth is Carmen San Diego Complete Series

Announced DVD Release Dates:

The Graveyard: June 27th
Brick: Aug 8th
Remington Steele: Aug 15th
Black.White.: Aug 15th
Hoot: Aug 15th
House S2: Aug 22nd
The Sentinel: Aug 29th
Some Kind of Wonderful: Aug 29th
Lost S2: Sept 5th
The Wild: Sept 12th
Taps: Sept 12th
The Miracle Match: Sept 12th
Beavis and Butthead Do America 10th Anniversary: Sept 12th
Loverboy: Sept 26th
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2Disc: Sept 26th
The Notorious Bettie Page: Sept 26th
The Little Mermaid: Oct 3rd

Trailers:

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/talladeganights.html;_ylt=Ain_9K1uF soCVo29Gda.mTtfVXcA)

Borat (http://www.worstpreviews.com/media.php?id=393&place=trailer)

Jackass: Number Two (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266692/trailer)

The US Vs John Lennon (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809233930/trailer)

Charlottes Web (http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/charlottesweb/)

Strangers With Candy (http://www.apple.com/trailers/thinkfilm/strangerswithcandy/)

The Road to Guantanamo (http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/roadtoguantanamo/)

Scoop (http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/scoop/)

James Bond: Casino Royale (http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/casinoroyale/)

Gabrielle (http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/gabrielle/)

Reviews:

This week Slade has reviewed The Proposition (http://www.absolutepunk.net/journal.php?do=showjournal&j=139)

keep it real.

sources: themoviebox.net, darkhorizons.com, joblo.com, tv.com, superherohype.com, cinemablend.com

robdobi
06/16/06, 12:35 PM
the borat movie is going to be the best hour and a half of my life.

Mark 0)))
06/16/06, 12:37 PM
The young impressionable teenagers who hurt themselves mimicking jackass is funnier than the actual move, but I'm way more excited for a new eminem movie!

FTFRock
06/16/06, 12:39 PM
I like you, do you like me!

Borat owns.

I have to admit though. the jackass thing was funny as shit. The rocket bike is gonna make me puke in the theatre.

middlenameboom
06/16/06, 12:41 PM
David Fincher is the man. Everyone of his movies are awesome. I can't wait for Zodiac. Except isnt there another zodiac movie coming out before this one.

Trainsaw
06/16/06, 12:41 PM
i think the borat trailer is down i'm working on finding another one

Frank Giaramita
06/16/06, 12:45 PM
I've read a lot about the Zodiac Killer and it's all very interesting; I like forward to the movie.

fedhed7
06/16/06, 12:46 PM
Sweet. I'm excited for a bunch of these.

Trainsaw
06/16/06, 12:46 PM
I found another one but its kinda small, better than nothing, Fox is going batshit crazy making everyone take it down

ghostyouare
06/16/06, 12:47 PM
Wow the Jackass trailer is amazing.

permanentdan
06/16/06, 12:50 PM
eminem? are you effing serious?? i remember reading this like a week ago and thought to myself, man is this gonna piss off my dad haha. he was a huuuuge have gun will travel fan, and has i think every episode on vhs. eminem is no cowboy or bounty hunter. he needs to stop acting.

Trainsaw
06/16/06, 12:52 PM
eminem? are you effing serious?? i remember reading this like a week ago and thought to myself, man is this gonna piss off my dad haha. he was a huuuuge have gun will travel fan, and has i think every episode on vhs. eminem is no cowboy or bounty hunter. he needs to stop acting.
man your dad is going to beat some women tonight when he finds out about that then.

permanentdan
06/16/06, 12:57 PM
man your dad is going to beat some women tonight when he finds out about that then.


haha yeah for sure. im almost afraid to tell him

poppa Q
06/16/06, 12:59 PM
Fairly good week. Keep up the good work, Brandon.

thewebguy
06/16/06, 12:59 PM
am i the only person that CTRL + F's and looks for 'snakes' and then makes a sad face when there are no results?

Ambulance X
06/16/06, 01:00 PM
Borat!

CHRISRIPPEDOUT
06/16/06, 01:08 PM
tvshowsondvd.com usually has some cool news on tv show dvds by the way.

fluke182
06/16/06, 01:12 PM
This is nit picking, but 30 Days of Night is Steve Niles' GRAPHIC novel, not a novel. It's a great comic, they better not make it a traditional horror and keep it really, really dark, literally and figuratively.

B3nBias
06/16/06, 01:13 PM
mark my words....in a year Borat will be the next Napoleon Dynamite, Austin Powers, etc.

i cant wait, even though it will get so annoying once it catches on.

MotionIsntMeaning
06/16/06, 01:20 PM
hahaa....I love Borat.

slickwataris
06/16/06, 01:21 PM
am i the only person that CTRL + F's and looks for 'snakes' and then makes a sad face when there are no results?
http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/8840.html

FallOutBoyPunch
06/16/06, 01:22 PM
Yeah, my sophomore year, I did a ten page research paper on the Zodiac Killer. That's some interesting shit. I'll have to see that movie.

invincibleXL
06/16/06, 01:25 PM
BORAT WILL RULE.

HAVE GUN...WILL TRAVEL WILL RULE

BATMAN WILL RULE

30 DAYS OF NIGHT WILL RULE



that's a lot of rules.

mydreamrewrite
06/16/06, 01:33 PM
Wow, Pee-wee herman as the joker?!?! That's some crazy shit.

I really enjoy and appreciate these entertainment updates. Keep up the good work.

serendipity
06/16/06, 01:38 PM
HOLY SHIT... they cast the new batman perfectly.... i still have chills from reading about peewee. and after seeing 'the ice storm' and 'being john malkovich', i think cusack will make a swell harvey dent.

CHRISRIPPEDOUT
06/16/06, 01:39 PM
maybe old news.....july 25th the unaired 3rd season episode of chappelle show comes out on DVD

IamTheINDUSTRY
06/16/06, 01:44 PM
lol at borat and ricky bobby

manican sex
06/16/06, 01:48 PM
david fincher is my favorite director. the game, panic room, fight club, seven ETC.

make_this_hurt
06/16/06, 01:57 PM
Universal has already put in an order for 1 ton of Twinkees.

That made my day.

Take Heart
06/16/06, 02:35 PM
Talladega Nights looks marvelous

ForlrnPerplxity
06/16/06, 02:56 PM
HOLY SHIT... they cast the new batman perfectly.... i still have chills from reading about peewee. and after seeing 'the ice storm' and 'being john malkovich', i think cusack will make a swell harvey dent.
I completely disagree. I like John Cusack, but I really don't see him making a good Harvey Dent.
As for the dude who played PeeWee, that's just a rumor, and a bad one at that.

cahrishurr
06/16/06, 03:06 PM
Anthony Hopkins' "Slipstream" cast has grown even more, in addition to Christian Slater, Anthony Hopkins, Stella Arroyave, Lisa Pepper, Kevin McCarthy, Gavin Grazer and Aaron Tucker. He has signed on John Turturro, Jeffery Tambor, Camryn Manheim, Christopher Lawford, and Michael Clarke Duncan. The film will be written and directed by Hopkins, and is about a screenwriter who is on the verge of a "brain implosion" as his characters start appearing in his world and he starts appearing in theirs.


i guess im the only one excited about this one
it sounds real cool, plus its anthony hopkins..genius

crazycatlady
06/16/06, 03:23 PM
well, now that i'll be able to find the little mermaid...

FatJordan
06/16/06, 03:31 PM
The Borat trailer is hilarious...it's an option trailer on "The Omen", so if you're that desperate, go buy a ticket for a decent movie, and sneak into the first few minutes of The Omen.

I can't believe you make a fat joke and talk shit on the Missy Elliot biopic (which I agree should be mocked...) AND DON'T EVEN MOCK THE HOST OF SURVIVOR DIRECTING A MOVIE!! Gah, that's the biggest fucking joke if I've ever heard it. I mean, at least the Missy biopic has De Niro attached in a way. I mean...Survivor...seriously. At least it could have been the cock rock band.

But I can't be mad...I still cherish these articles...it makes it so I don't have to visit eight other newssites on a daily basis!

Low Level Owl
06/16/06, 03:32 PM
HOLY SHIT... they cast the new batman perfectly.... i still have chills from reading about peewee. and after seeing 'the ice storm' and 'being john malkovich', i think cusack will make a swell harvey dent.
i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one. Pee Wee herman is not skinny/lanky enough to play the joker. I don't think he could pull off the crazy without people being reminded of pee wee. I think they need to make him more like the comic book joker. He needs to be scary as hell. Personally I think Crispin Glover would be the best choice. That guy is creepy, he also looks insane.
John Cusack is too nice of a guy to be Harvey Dent/Two-Face. I recently saw him in Must Love Dogs and he just doesnt seem right for the role. For some strange reason I think Liev Schreiber would make a good Harvey Dent. I dont know how well he'd play Two Face but he kind of reminds me of the Harvey Dent from the cartoon.

I think they should base the new batman movie off of the graphic novels again. The Killing Joke would be the best one...or The Long Halloween.

As you can tell I'm really excited for the new batman...and spiderman.

oh yeah and Borat looks hilarious.

kittypants
06/16/06, 04:51 PM
oh my gosh Borat. I can't wait!

rmenteer14
06/16/06, 04:52 PM
ugh... sept 5th is too far away to wait for lost s2 dvds!

Bobcat46308
06/16/06, 05:10 PM
I completely disagree. I like John Cusack, but I really don't see him making a good Harvey Dent.
As for the dude who played PeeWee, that's just a rumor, and a bad one at that.

yeah, i thought that the albino dude from the davinci code was playing joker. go to his imdb profile, i think it has him attached

edit: nevermind, he's not attached anymore.

oh and the thing about the bounty hunter probably being from detroit is hilarious

sweetforever
06/16/06, 05:26 PM
I don't like the idea of Pee-Wee Herman as the Joker. It just doesn't seem right. Crispin Glover would be an excellent choice.

Will Ferrel's new movie looks hilarious!

thesacrament
06/16/06, 05:49 PM
the borat movie is going to be the best hour and a half of my life.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

sup dobi?

Blake Solomon
06/16/06, 06:59 PM
i almost forgot it was friday until i saw the entertainment update. great job as usual. I hope connery does the new indiana jones. Also, the spielberg movie sounds very intriguing.

Trainsaw
06/16/06, 06:59 PM
ugh... sept 5th is too far away to wait for lost s2 dvds!
actually they bumped it up a month i think it was in oct

Shatter_Glass
06/16/06, 07:41 PM
"They" are trying to Steve Carrel Dane Cook.... :(

zizou1790
06/16/06, 07:52 PM
man your dad is going to beat some women tonight when he finds out about that then.

hahaha

StartingLine182
06/16/06, 09:42 PM
I'm excited for Jackass 2.

AHIRO
06/17/06, 06:53 AM
i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one. Pee Wee herman is not skinny/lanky enough to play the joker. I don't think he could pull off the crazy without people being reminded of pee wee. I think they need to make him more like the comic book joker. He needs to be scary as hell. Personally I think Crispin Glover would be the best choice. That guy is creepy, he also looks insane.
John Cusack is too nice of a guy to be Harvey Dent/Two-Face. I recently saw him in Must Love Dogs and he just doesnt seem right for the role. For some strange reason I think Liev Schreiber would make a good Harvey Dent. I dont know how well he'd play Two Face but he kind of reminds me of the Harvey Dent from the cartoon.

I think they should base the new batman movie off of the graphic novels again. The Killing Joke would be the best one...or The Long Halloween.

As you can tell I'm really excited for the new batman...and spiderman.

oh yeah and Borat looks hilarious.

Well that's pretty much what they are doing it looks like. The first batman took alot of aspects from the graphic novels but it seems this one is going to be almost directly from The Long Halloween and Dark Victory. Thjey are just substituting Holiday with the Joker. Which imo is going to kick serious ass. God I love Batman GNs.

Chemical Love
06/18/06, 11:31 AM
Jackass: Number Two is going to be the movie of the year! Haha it looks great.