question for the masses.

[the_champ_is_here]

First, let me tell you a story.

I came on the internet, to post on AP.net, like I usually do. Alas, it is being reformatted or some shit, so there went my plans for the night. I hop on aim, and talk to a "friend." This "friend" invites me over. We were "hanging out" and in the middle my right eye started hurting like hell. So we stop "hanging out," and my "friend" asks why. I tell, and my "friend" understands. Finally my eye stops hurting, so we start "hanging out" again. Like 10 or so minutes later it starts hurting even more.


So my question is, has anyone else ever expierienced that during "hanging out?"

[Really?]

your dick hurt when you were fucking her?

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by Really?
your dick hurt when you were fucking her?
hahaha
but that wouldn't be cool

[Billy]

what kind of "hanging out" were you doing?

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Billy
what kind of "hanging out" were you doing?

I thought that would be obvious. No it wasn't my dick, it was my right eye.

[Billy]

weird I don't think my eye has ever hurt "hanging out"

[Really?]

your right....testicle?

man she must have some tight vagina

[ms y o o n]

heh im gonna sound stupid?
but.... where is it....... i mean what would make it hurt? no making fun

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Really?
your right....testicle?

man she must have some tight vagina

Haha, no my right eye got like sore. It was weird.

[Really?]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Haha, no my right eye got like sore. It was weird.

were you fucking her or kissing her?

thats lame. boo hoo my eye hurt.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Really?
were you fucking her or kissing her?

thats lame. boo hoo my eye hurt.

I'm trying to keep it vague, but let's say I already jumped the fence.

And it felt like it was about to pop out of my skull.

[Really?]

dont fuck her so hard...too much blood was probably pumping through your body and that eye just had enough.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Really?
dont fuck her so hard...too much blood was probably pumping through your body and that eye just had enough.

Maybe, it was weird as hell.

[punked78]

dude, i have no fucking idea what u are talking about

[Billy]

Is she gone? Cause what we could do is give you ideas of how to stop it and then you could go test it out and then come back and tell us if it worked or not.

[charly horse]

i wanna kno what u and ur "friend" were doing....and basil who is this friend? anyone i kno...huh huh huh!?!

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Billy
Is she gone? Cause what we could do is give you ideas of how to stop it and then you could go test it out and then come back and tell us if it worked or not.

Hah, I wish. I was at her house, and her mom was coming in, so I had to make a daring escape, James Bond style. It was good-times tho.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
i wanna kno what u and ur "friend" were doing....and basil who is this friend? anyone i kno...huh huh huh!?! \

You don't know her.

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Hah, I wish. I was at her house, and her mom was coming in, so I had to make a daring escape, James Bond style. It was good-times tho.

smooth
im still a bit confused, but i think i get it! :rolleyes:

[Billy]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Hah, I wish. I was at her house, and her mom was coming in, so I had to make a daring escape, James Bond style. It was good-times tho.

ha nice well I am glad you made it out safely

[charly horse]

IM SO CONFUSED....what were u all doing???

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
IM SO CONFUSED....what were u all doing???
They were having sex wild crazy sex and he shot it in his eye so now it hurts.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Billy
They were having sex wild crazy sex and he shot it in his eye so now it hurts.

Close enough.;)

[Doolittle]

whoa. that really sucks

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Doolittle
whoa. that really sucks

Yeah, the worst part is (despite what Billy says) I got blue-balled.

[Billy]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Yeah, the worst part is (despite what Billy says) I got blue-balled.

That is the worst. Wait I have a question when you wack off does your eye hurt?

[the_champ_is_here]

I don't think so... Unless I've missed it the 5,000,000+ times I've jaked it.

[Doolittle]

you must have one hell of a right arm!

[the_champ_is_here]

It's like steel.

[Billy]

Originally posted by OffBasil
I don't think so... Unless I've missed it the 5,000,000+ times I've jaked it.
hmm interesting call up the local hospital and ask them be like here is the deal and tell them the story and ask them why that might be.

[charly horse]

u guys are crazy.... i need some sex ...not fair

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
u guys are crazy.... i need some sex ...not fair
I will be there in a few hours or just come to Columbia when I get back.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Billy
hmm interesting call up the local hospital and ask them be like here is the deal and tell them the story and ask them why that might be.

I might, but due to the pain in my testes, I have to do something else first.

[Billy]

Originally posted by OffBasil
I might, but due to the pain in my testes, I have to do something else first.
nice nice I appreciate you informing me of your schedule. Well have fun.

[charly horse]

:( i want teh sex with billy......



LETS HAVE A FORUM ORGY!!! im so excited

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
:( i want teh sex with billy......



LETS HAVE A FORUM ORGY!!! im so excited
haha we will probably all get banned by the uknown banner

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
:( i want teh sex with billy......



LETS HAVE A FORUM ORGY!!! im so excited

uhh no billy's mine! :mad:

but... an orgy sounds perfect

[charly horse]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
uhh no billy's mine! :mad:

but... an orgy sounds perfect


NO Biotch...hes mine....and so is blaarg....stompemplay......offbasil ......brandnew......and everyone else...:P

[Doolittle]

stop it. you're all being pathetic.

[unsung_zero02]

maybe your right eye is anti-your "friend"

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Doolittle
stop it. you're all being pathetic.


Got that right.

[charly horse]

basil i hope ur eye gets better so u can have more sex

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
NO Biotch...hes mine....and so is blaarg....stompemplay......offbasil ......brandnew......and everyone else...:P
No need to fight there is plenty to go around.

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by Billy
No need to fight there is plenty to go around.

plenty plenty!