ted is lying
12/03/09, 08:27 AM
Im sorry for those who though someone was making a thread on cheese it is actually about this weird kid who lives on my floor, we call him CHEEEESSSEEEEE, for the reason that he always have a Joker smile on his face. Now to the stories.
So other night was a typical night for me I went out to a party got mad over something made a rant about how there is never any good parties and leave. So after my rant and me nearly getting into a fight with 10 giant frat member, I remember I got a bottle of 151 in my room, hehe. So I grab my girlfriend tell her we will come back to the party when they get another keg and plastic cups (how the fuck can you have a party with a keg and have no plastic cups?) So I get back to my room pull out the bottle and just take a giant gulp, relizing that drinking hard liquor from the bottle must mean I'm an alcoholic, I decide shot time! Unfortunately I gave them to my friend for the week because it is her birthday and she finds nothing but joy from my shot glasses. An example of there fucking amazing is my "ninja turtle don't do drugs" or "Hey even Barnie need a drink every once in a while" or my personal favorite " Its gonna be leng-... wait for it... and I hope your not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!" .
So now I had nothing to drink out of but I remember CHEEEESSSEEEEE said he one so i go to him. I open his door and I don't see him anywhere so I start looking around to find it, then I hear "steve why are you in my room", I instantly turn around and see no one. WTF ( CHEEEESSSEEEEE likes to sneak into other people rooms and stand very close to people without saying anything normally, without anyone knowing till they turn around and get the crap scared out of them, oh yeah he also has a knife) Then I just see him climb out from under his bed. I tell him I need a shot glass, he tells me he will give it to me if I let him take one shot(he always ask to take one shot, I think it is so he can be cool like everyone else or something like that) .
So we go back to my room my girlfriend is just there sitting in my chair and jumps some how from chair to my dressed then on bed which is a good 12 ft. She is yelling get him away from "my friend filed a restraining order against him". Turns out that her friend had class with him and once asked a question about when the test was, and from that point on he got her email adress, phone number and other ways of contacting her(On national be a creeper day(Wednesday) I got like 10 txt from asking if I want to go to walmart, also I never gave him my cell #). So now I'm in a room with my freaked out gf and a future murder so I do the only logical thing, I take shot. Now to get rid of CHEEEESSSEEEEE I decide better give him his one shot now and he is gone. So I pour it about half way knowing he is an idiot and has no idea, then he takes it. The look on his face was priceless as he took the drink. He threw my door open, my bottle still in hand and outside was our RA Mike, then CHEEEESSSEEEEE just throws up on him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now Im in my room with a freaked out gf, puking CHEEEESSSEEEEE and an angry RA that is complete covered!! in vomit. You would think cause CHEEEESSSEEEEE is such a big fat guy that he would be able to handle half a shot of 151, but no. Lucky for me Mike, is complete on my side he tells me to give him the bottle so this way when the RA on call comes out to check to hear what the screaming was (oh yeah CHEEEESSSEEEEE was screaming like a girl after he vomited all over the place) that he can hide it and I wont get in a trouble.
That is one of my weird story of CHEEEESSSEEEEE.
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Also for those who think it is to long and not want to read it short version CHEEEESSSEEEEE is a fat creepy guy that likes to sneak into people rooms with a gaint smile on his face holding a knife. I need shot glass to drink, he has one. I go he ask for one shot I give him 1/2 a shot he pukes on our RA.
So other night was a typical night for me I went out to a party got mad over something made a rant about how there is never any good parties and leave. So after my rant and me nearly getting into a fight with 10 giant frat member, I remember I got a bottle of 151 in my room, hehe. So I grab my girlfriend tell her we will come back to the party when they get another keg and plastic cups (how the fuck can you have a party with a keg and have no plastic cups?) So I get back to my room pull out the bottle and just take a giant gulp, relizing that drinking hard liquor from the bottle must mean I'm an alcoholic, I decide shot time! Unfortunately I gave them to my friend for the week because it is her birthday and she finds nothing but joy from my shot glasses. An example of there fucking amazing is my "ninja turtle don't do drugs" or "Hey even Barnie need a drink every once in a while" or my personal favorite " Its gonna be leng-... wait for it... and I hope your not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!" .
So now I had nothing to drink out of but I remember CHEEEESSSEEEEE said he one so i go to him. I open his door and I don't see him anywhere so I start looking around to find it, then I hear "steve why are you in my room", I instantly turn around and see no one. WTF ( CHEEEESSSEEEEE likes to sneak into other people rooms and stand very close to people without saying anything normally, without anyone knowing till they turn around and get the crap scared out of them, oh yeah he also has a knife) Then I just see him climb out from under his bed. I tell him I need a shot glass, he tells me he will give it to me if I let him take one shot(he always ask to take one shot, I think it is so he can be cool like everyone else or something like that) .
So we go back to my room my girlfriend is just there sitting in my chair and jumps some how from chair to my dressed then on bed which is a good 12 ft. She is yelling get him away from "my friend filed a restraining order against him". Turns out that her friend had class with him and once asked a question about when the test was, and from that point on he got her email adress, phone number and other ways of contacting her(On national be a creeper day(Wednesday) I got like 10 txt from asking if I want to go to walmart, also I never gave him my cell #). So now I'm in a room with my freaked out gf and a future murder so I do the only logical thing, I take shot. Now to get rid of CHEEEESSSEEEEE I decide better give him his one shot now and he is gone. So I pour it about half way knowing he is an idiot and has no idea, then he takes it. The look on his face was priceless as he took the drink. He threw my door open, my bottle still in hand and outside was our RA Mike, then CHEEEESSSEEEEE just throws up on him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now Im in my room with a freaked out gf, puking CHEEEESSSEEEEE and an angry RA that is complete covered!! in vomit. You would think cause CHEEEESSSEEEEE is such a big fat guy that he would be able to handle half a shot of 151, but no. Lucky for me Mike, is complete on my side he tells me to give him the bottle so this way when the RA on call comes out to check to hear what the screaming was (oh yeah CHEEEESSSEEEEE was screaming like a girl after he vomited all over the place) that he can hide it and I wont get in a trouble.
That is one of my weird story of CHEEEESSSEEEEE.
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Also for those who think it is to long and not want to read it short version CHEEEESSSEEEEE is a fat creepy guy that likes to sneak into people rooms with a gaint smile on his face holding a knife. I need shot glass to drink, he has one. I go he ask for one shot I give him 1/2 a shot he pukes on our RA.