Rules To Post

[re7ard1337]

your dick must be at least 4 inches to post.

go for it.

[SophomoricSlump]

your dick must be at least 4 inches to post.

go for it.

What if you're a girl? O:

[Alex DiVincenzo]

You can't stop me, I'm a staff member.

[heroesofthepast]

my dick is four hours huge

/thread

[unionx]

Well, that rules out Fullblast.

[zion the lion]

What if you're a girl? O:

Well, what I always do in this kind of situation is use my boobs, the bigger the boobs, the bigger the invisible penis.

Or you could use your boytoy's penis.

Or just decide how big yours would be. Mine is 80 feet long.

[DanTGD]

Well, what I always do in this kind of situation is use my boobs, the bigger the boobs, the bigger the invisible penis.

Or you could use your boytoy's penis.

Or just decide how big yours would be. Mine is 80 feet long.

Or you could go by all three and be a total mindfuck.

Oh and...

EE, 11, 61. ;)

[zion the lion]

Or you could go by all three and be a total mindfuck.

Oh and...

EE, 11, 61. ;)

Is that centimeters? Your metric system doesnt work on my cute little american brain.

[DanTGD]

Is that centimeters? Your metric system doesnt work on my cute little american brain.

well i meant in inches (we've converted now haha rest of europe hasn't.) but 11cm would be about 4 inches. (horrible dissapointment) and 61cm would be like... just over 2ft.

[zion the lion]

well i meant in inches (we've converted now haha rest of europe hasn't.) but 11cm would be about 4 inches. (horrible dissapointment) and 61cm would be like... just over 2ft.

Well then you'd just make the cut off point with 11cm...it makes everything seem bigger!

[DanTGD]

Well then you'd just make the cut off point with 11cm...it makes everything seem bigger!

haha actually i went in the order you put, 11cm is the boytoy. i'm the next one ;)

[zion the lion]

haha actually i went in the order you put, 11cm is the boytoy. i'm the next one ;)

Well then I should just leave him and make you my boytoy haha.

[takemyhand]

it would have been funnier if no one posted a reply in this thread

[DanTGD]

Well then I should just leave him and make you my boytoy haha.

pretty sure 2ft would kill you haha.

hell of a death.

something i could brag about.

[Taking_Frags]

it would have been funnier if no one posted a reply in this thread

That would have been something.

[zion the lion]

pretty sure 2ft would kill you haha.

hell of a death.

something i could brag about.

Haha like in heaven god would ask me why I was there and I'd be like "I got Penis'd to death"

[DanTGD]

Haha like in heaven god would ask me why I was there and I'd be like "I got Penis'd to death"

And then I'd be in hell and go "I penis'd a girl to death" and get high fives all around.

[zion the lion]

And then I'd be in hell and go "I penis'd a girl to death" and get high fives all around.

I dont even think I'd get in to heaven if I got penis'd to death. I know a guy who says he has a footlong...if he's telling the truth, thats like a penis 1/5th my height.

[Sventhegreat]

it would have been funnier if no one posted a reply in this thread

Haha if only.

[mybreakingpoint]

You can't stop me, I'm a staff member.
i lol'd

[songydarko]

My dick is h00g d00d.

[overdrive91]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got big buns...

[zion the lion]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got big buns...

It's "unless you got buns hon"

[overdrive91]

It's "unless you got buns hon"

My bad.

[Deadbolt23]

I dont even think I'd get in to heaven if I got penis'd to death. I know a guy who says he has a footlong...if he's telling the truth, thats like a penis 1/5th my height.

He isn't.

[Yellowcard2006]

Is 4.1 enough?

[TheReckoner]

My dick is h00g d00d.
TRANSVESTITE!

[songydarko]

TRANSVESTITE!
OBV

[TheReckoner]

OBV
I dont see what On-Balance Volume has to do with anything in this situation. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

[kemichels]

My dick is h00g d00d.

You need to stop talking l337. You're starting to worry me. And you're bad at it. :rohan:

[songydarko]

You need to stop talking l337. You're starting to worry me. And you're bad at it. :rohan:
Yeah because I'm so concerned at being a great "l337" talker. Ass. You're bad at being nice to me, but I don't call you out on that.

[kemichels]

Yeah because I'm so concerned at being a great "l337" talker. Ass. You're bad at being nice to me, but I don't call you out on that.

lol jesus, don't AP break up with me now.

[songydarko]

lol jesus, don't AP break up with me now.
Don't know why you keep saying that "break up" shit, but alright.
And maybe you shouldn't be mean to me then.

[anamericangawd]

Don't know why you keep saying that "break up" shit, but alright.
And maybe you shouldn't be mean to me then.
http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2008-11-12_vicious-cycle.gif

[songydarko]

http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2008-11-12_vicious-cycle.gif
Maybe I loled, maybe I didn't. Who knows.

[anamericangawd]

Maybe I loled, maybe I didn't. Who knows.
http://blogg.sydsvenskan.se/student/files/2009/10/d834smokey-bear-only-you-posters.jpg

[songydarko]

http://blogg.sydsvenskan.se/student/files/2009/10/d834smokey-bear-only-you-posters.jpg
:|

[SophomoricSlump]

Well, what I always do in this kind of situation is use my boobs, the bigger the boobs, the bigger the invisible penis.

Or you could use your boytoy's penis.

Or just decide how big yours would be. Mine is 80 feet long.

Alright then.
Well considering my age, I guess I have a respectable boob-size.
So I'm allowed to post :D

[zion the lion]

He isn't.

He could be, he was willing to show it to me and let me measure it.

Alright then.
Well considering my age, I guess I have a respectable boob-size.
So I'm allowed to post :D

Age doesnt really have much to do with boob sizes. but sure!

[ilikesound93]

Oh my god. Songy and kemi, ap dating at it's best. I remember that.