Post absolutely ridiculous lines from Rap songs

[mikeford]

I'm not really talking about shit you think is like a really good use of wordplay or metaphor... more like "what the fuck, i cant believe this dude just said that!" type shit.


I'll start with this gem from a Dead Prez song... "Walk Like a Warrior"

Krazie Bone:
"Murder mo come, come, they done, me red rum, me red rum, they done
And when we put 'em in they grave
We toss in a donut, and tell 'em we don't surrender, surrender, naw"

[xglassjawx]

Atmosphere - Trying to Find a Balance

"Yeah I got some last words, fuck all of ya'll! Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball."

Makes me cringe everytime I hear it.

Hahaha.

And I have that Dead Prez album haha, it's a pretty shitty album apart from like 2 songs to be honest though.

[ThirdTimeAround]

"Straight blam the lamma, for Cake stand behind ya
And make plans to drop ya, I ain't Aunt Jemima
Bitch, I ain't her to wine ya, I ain't her to dine ya
I came her to pop ya, shit
And I came here for lobster
The whole damn shabang and they ain't brang the pasta"

[Zeran]

"i get head while i'm writing and call it brainstorming"

[uglyorganist88]

"snap yo finguhz, you can do it all by yourself"

[Rock]

"Mary had a big ol’ butt, in them tight ass jeans it’d show
And every club that Mary was at them thugs were sure to go"

and

"Look at that, I tought I taw a putty tat
I did I did I did
I taw a putty tat"

[fcknazisympathy]

Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch

[BtoTheRad]

"I've got know time to player Hate, I'm the type of Guy to crash your party with teddy ruxpin and a slayer tape"

-Shlep-Boogz GCH

[lilRIPsta]

suck my pussy *****
hell naw fuck you

[level4loser]

Atmosphere - Trying to Find a Balance

"Yeah I got some last words, fuck all of ya'll! Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball."

Makes me cringe everytime I hear it.

when i saw the title of this thread, that line came to my mind right away.

what a horrible line by an otherwise decent mc

[born to expire]

Biggie Smalls, the rap genius... I keep the glock by the penis.

[VeritasAequitas]

Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman.
You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.

[CROMagnon]

DMX
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse
I think that's ridiculous just b/c who the fuck else would say shit like that?

The other that comes to mind is Big Pun's line on one of Fat Joe's songs, Watchout
I doom the world like I was God and throw my gun away
Then snatch the moon out the sky, and blow the sun away
Me and my brothers play hardball
Strictly hardcore, lyrics til I'm finished breakin God's laws

[LilRyan732]

"For that Grade A paper....we're study buddies. We cram on it/
And this beat's so soulful, it's like it got porkchops and yams on it"

Lil Wayne always talking about some food :/

[I am all talk]

"I'm Sly boogy the promiscuous polygamist, ridiculous when I deliver this gift like Nicolas, come and get with this and when I break you off a chip of this it will be like eating Coochie with syphilis on the clitoris."

[boysdontcry17]

"wait til you see my dick, hey bitch? wait til you see my dick.
ima beat that pussy up like bam bam bam bam"

the ying yang twins-wait til i show you this

[xgloryxfadesx27]

Lean wit' it,

Rock wit' it!

[xvicxlovesxgdx]

Every single line from every single rap song is absolutely ridiculous.

[I am all talk]

Every single line from every single rap song is absolutely ridiculous.
that's why I fucked yo bitch you fat mother fucker.

[Manbotisdead]

Every single line from every single rap song is absolutely ridiculous.

Thanks boss.

[asianxcore]

thats your lady i used to run up in her and g weed from her

[xfragglex]

im ambidextrous, i slap ass with both hands