How does a handsome young boy pick up women?

[papa_smurf]

Advice please.

so basically...girls who don't think they are fit won't talk to me cuz they don't think they are fit enough
and fit girls won't talk to me because they expect me to go talk to them because they are bitchy and fit?

This is what I get told day in, day out.
How do I approach women? I do not have any confidence whatsoever, I am shy, and socially retarded.
How do I pick out sluts in the crowd? So that I don't have to try as hard?
Also, I have money but am not willing to spend it on girls, how can I get them to buy me a drink, yet still want to sleep with me?

Thank you.

[Jake Denning]

Give up now, its not gonna happen that way; You gotta stop being a pussy and make the move, and spend the money, girls are expensive so get used to it.

[Brand-new-123]

The first step you should take is creating a thread about your problem instead of talking to pretty girls.

[songydarko]

Do something about it or you'll be stuck with this issue forever. All girls want is a guy that can be forward but not so forward that they're creeped out and ready to get a restraining order.

[papa_smurf]

Women aren't worth the money.
Fuck women. I'm not buyin drinks for no ho.
I'd rather be single than spend a dime on some bitch unless it's a PHAT engagement ring.
stupid women.

[papa_smurf]

Do something about it or you'll be stuck with this issue forever. All girls want is a guy that can be forward but not so forward that they're creeped out and ready to get a restraining order.

You're the problem here!!
Why should I come over and talk to you? WTF.
I don't even like you that much, I'm just trying to help you out in case you want me.
If you want to chat, or suck my dick, then fuckin come over to me and say so.

fuckers.
:hitler:

[songydarko]

You're the problem here!!
Why should I come over and talk to you? WTF.
I don't even like you that much, I'm just trying to help you out in case you want me.
If you want to chat, or suck my dick, then fuckin come over to me and say so.

fuckers.
:hitler:

HAHAHA. It doesn't work that way though. Girls need a way in. We're not just gonna be like OH HEY WHAT'S UP HOTTIE. We're too bashful.

[11:11]

With his hands.

[coma]

Stop being a pussy.

/thread.

[Reaver]

lol, you're too arrogant. slow down, douchebag.

[joeyjoey]

Start off by changing "boy" to "man" in the title.

[papa_smurf]

HAHAHA. It doesn't work that way though. Girls need a way in. We're not just gonna be like OH HEY WHAT'S UP HOTTIE. We're too bashful.

I'm too bashful. That is me, my personality, is bashful.
Hello, i'm bashful.
Do you think I should buy a shirt that says that? If you saw a boy wearing a shirt saying "I'm bashful" would you talk to them?

Walk me through, step-by-step...what a perfect guy would do/say to you?
Actually, fuck it....perfect and want to shag are two different things.
What would a guy you want to shag say to you?
"hey, lets dance and then later we'll name your boobs"
or
"nice shoes, you can keep them on later"

What if I just put a sign on my head saying "free conversation and sex"

seriously...don't just deny me, give me some tips. and don't say "just talk to them, be forward" cuz i'm shy and bashful...but cute.

[kemichels]

god I hate personal life because of threads exactly like these.

[papa_smurf]

With his hands.

:strong:

[kemichels]

HAHAHA. It doesn't work that way though. Girls need a way in. We're not just gonna be like OH HEY WHAT'S UP HOTTIE. We're too bashful.


how can you even respond to someone who writes shit like this. This first post of this thread (let alone his subsequent responses) are absolutely ridiculous.

[kemichels]

I'm too bashful. That is me, my personality, is bashful.
Hello, i'm bashful.
Do you think I should buy a shirt that says that? If you saw a boy wearing a shirt saying "I'm bashful" would you talk to them?

Walk me through, step-by-step...what a perfect guy would do/say to you?
Actually, fuck it....perfect and want to shag are two different things.
What would a guy you want to shag say to you?
"hey, lets dance and then later we'll name your boobs"
or
"nice shoes, you can keep them on later"

What if I just put a sign on my head saying "free conversation and sex"

seriously...don't just deny me, give me some tips. and don't say "just talk to them, be forward" cuz i'm shy and bashful...but cute.

Just delete this thread and save yourself some respect. You sound like a fucking idiot.

[Helpless]

Practice your sexy seductive voice.
Works like a charm no matter what they look like or how much self esteem they have.

[jay_klinkhammer]

Do something about it or you'll be stuck with this issue forever. All girls want is a guy that can be forward but not so forward that they're creeped out and ready to get a restraining order.

Let's get a look at that snatch.

[songydarko]

I'm too bashful. That is me, my personality, is bashful.
Hello, i'm bashful.
Do you think I should buy a shirt that says that? If you saw a boy wearing a shirt saying "I'm bashful" would you talk to them?

Walk me through, step-by-step...what a perfect guy would do/say to you?
Actually, fuck it....perfect and want to shag are two different things.
What would a guy you want to shag say to you?
"hey, lets dance and then later we'll name your boobs"
or
"nice shoes, you can keep them on later"

What if I just put a sign on my head saying "free conversation and sex"

seriously...don't just deny me, give me some tips. and don't say "just talk to them, be forward" cuz i'm shy and bashful...but cute.

hahaha. All I can say is, a girl isn't going to come to you unless you come to her first. Simple as that. Any random comment can spark up a conversation, just grow a pair and do something about what you want! If you're as "cute" and "bashful" as you say, you going up to a girl and just being cool will strike up her interest.

But then again, now that you brought up that you just want to fuck someone, that's even easier. Go find any random slut and it's a piece of cake.

[songydarko]

how can you even respond to someone who writes shit like this. This first post of this thread (let alone his subsequent responses) are absolutely ridiculous.
Well obviously, but I'm bored and clearly he's clueless.

[kemichels]

Well obviously, but I'm bored and clearly he's clueless.

Clearly...

[songydarko]

Clearly...

Give the dood some advice.

[kemichels]

Give the dood some advice.

He's embarrassing himself. There's no need to give this kid any advice...he's just being a retard on a forum.

[songydarko]

He's embarrassing himself. There's no need to give this kid any advice...he's just being a retard on a forum.

aka 99.9 percent of what everyone else does on here.

[papa_smurf]

hahaha. All I can say is, a girl isn't going to come to you unless you come to her first. Simple as that. Any random comment can spark up a conversation, just grow a pair and do something about what you want! If you're as "cute" and "bashful" as you say, you going up to a girl and just being cool will strike up her interest.

But then again, now that you brought up that you just want to fuck someone, that's even easier. Go find any random slut and it's a piece of cake.

How do I know if a girl is a slut?
And I presume i'd have to go up to them and talk to them first anyway?
So i'd still have to get past that first bump...
The times that I have actually said "hey, nice pants" or "so are you having a good night?" they respond with a giggle or a "yeah it's great bla bla"
Then I am like "oh...cool.....well, see ya"
then I go and stand by myself. How do I get past the "thats nice that you are single, attractive and keen to shag" stage to the "would you actually like to shag then?" stage?
Cuz that is another barrier I can't seem to pass, let alone the first one which is trouble enough in itself!
Even when I am on the dance floor, chicks grindin up n down my body, practically fuckin me then and there, i'm still like "uhh...well I gotta go now....catch ya...next time?"
How do I get them to do me in the alleyway or something?
Even just a quick blow job would be nice enough.

I appreciate you taking the time to help me :) you seem genuinly sweet, nice and cool!

Anyway............................. ................................... ......................Fml. I just wish I had the confidence to talk to women.
fuckin confidence....is there some kind of drug I can take to boost it?

[TerrancePryor]

Just whip your dick out,my ninja.

[seventy.times7]

haha dude your a ledgend !!!!

but yeh .. heres step by step what works for me
1) Catch a girls eye whilst waiting for the support band, make sure your stood near/next/behind/infront of them
2) Then after that ban dask what the name of the support act was
3) then ask if they have seen the main band before, if the have travelled far, if their studying, that kinda thing, just be chilled out, funny, dont talk about yourself too much
4)When the band comes on just give them a cheeky smile
5)During the gig, brush your hand against theirs a few times
6)Next thing you know your holding hands ... il let you do the rest ;)

Easy :) ... dont try step 5 unless you have ATLEAST done the eye catching step and know she keeps looking and smiling at you (Y)

[TerrancePryor]

haha dude your a ledgend !!!!

but yeh .. heres step by step what works for me
1) Catch a girls eye whilst waiting for the support band, make sure your stood near/next/behind/infront of them
2) Then after that ban dask what the name of the support act was
3) then ask if they have seen the main band before, if the have travelled far, if their studying, that kinda thing, just be chilled out, funny, dont talk about yourself too much
4)When the band comes on just give them a cheeky smile
5)During the gig, brush your hand against theirs a few times
6)Next thing you know your holding hands ... il let you do the rest ;)

Easy :) ... dont try step 5 unless you have ATLEAST done the eye catching step and know she keeps looking and smiling at you (Y)

WTF? This will never work.

[songydarko]

haha dude your a ledgend !!!!

but yeh .. heres step by step what works for me
1) Catch a girls eye whilst waiting for the support band, make sure your stood near/next/behind/infront of them
2) Then after that ban dask what the name of the support act was
3) then ask if they have seen the main band before, if the have travelled far, if their studying, that kinda thing, just be chilled out, funny, dont talk about yourself too much
4)When the band comes on just give them a cheeky smile
5)During the gig, brush your hand against theirs a few times
6)Next thing you know your holding hands ... il let you do the rest ;)

Easy :) ... dont try step 5 unless you have ATLEAST done the eye catching step and know she keeps looking and smiling at you (Y)

If some random ass dude tried this out on me I'd be creeped the fuck out.

[kemichels]

aka 99.9 percent of what everyone else does on here.

How do I know if a girl is a slut?
And I presume i'd have to go up to them and talk to them first anyway?
So i'd still have to get past that first bump...
The times that I have actually said "hey, nice pants" or "so are you having a good night?" they respond with a giggle or a "yeah it's great bla bla"
Then I am like "oh...cool.....well, see ya"
then I go and stand by myself. How do I get past the "thats nice that you are single, attractive and keen to shag" stage to the "would you actually like to shag then?" stage?
Cuz that is another barrier I can't seem to pass, let alone the first one which is trouble enough in itself!
Even when I am on the dance floor, chicks grindin up n down my body, practically fuckin me then and there, i'm still like "uhh...well I gotta go now....catch ya...next time?"
How do I get them to do me in the alleyway or something?
Even just a quick blow job would be nice enough.

I appreciate you taking the time to help me :) you seem genuinly sweet, nice and cool!

Anyway............................. ................................... ......................Fml. I just wish I had the confidence to talk to women.
fuckin confidence....is there some kind of drug I can take to boost it?

:hitself:

Please don't respond to this.

[seventy.times7]

Heeey, i guess im just so good looking it dosent matter lol ... im joking by the way .. although it does work, maybe it just depends on your personality .. although im never actually trying to get a blowjob down the alleyway ... im normally happy with a kiss and her number lol

[kemichels]

I wish there was a "shoot self" smiley. This is so fucking retarded.

[alexander!5000]

girls like fist pumps and ed hardy

[songydarko]

:hitself:

Please don't respond to this.

I'm finished, don't worry.

[kemichels]

I'm finished, don't worry.

It's just ridiculous. I mean, you see 3 threads like this everyday of some kid being a clueless dumbass and he obviously isn't being serious ( and if he is, he might as well get a fleshlight and start fucking that the rest of his life)....it just gets tiring. It's the same thing. OHH GIRLS DONT WANT ME CUZ IM SHY BUT IM NOT CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH I SAY IM REALLY HOT AND I HAVE CHIX GRINDIN UP ON ME WHY DONT THEY GIVE ME BLOWJOBS OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE IM A CUNT.

[songydarko]

It's just ridiculous. I mean, you see 3 threads like this everyday of some kid being a clueless dumbass and he obviously isn't being serious ( and if he is, he might as well get a fleshlight and start fucking that the rest of his life)....it just gets tiring. It's the same thing. OHH GIRLS DONT WANT ME CUZ IM SHY BUT IM NOT CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH I SAY IM REALLY HOT AND I HAVE CHIX GRINDIN UP ON ME WHY DONT THEY GIVE ME BLOWJOBS OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE IM A CUNT.

LOL. I know babe, I get it.

[seventy.times7]

hmmm yeh .. i think he was being a dick and fucking about to be honest .. quiet funny tho

[kemichels]

No. How are you 20 and you find this funny?

oh wait, your username is seventytimes7, so maybe this is the kind of thing bros think is funny.

:-|

[papa_smurf]

haha dude your a ledgend !!!!

but yeh .. heres step by step what works for me
1) Catch a girls eye whilst waiting for the support band, make sure your stood near/next/behind/infront of them
2) Then after that ban dask what the name of the support act was
3) then ask if they have seen the main band before, if the have travelled far, if their studying, that kinda thing, just be chilled out, funny, dont talk about yourself too much
4)When the band comes on just give them a cheeky smile
5)During the gig, brush your hand against theirs a few times
6)Next thing you know your holding hands ... il let you do the rest ;)

Easy :) ... dont try step 5 unless you have ATLEAST done the eye catching step and know she keeps looking and smiling at you (Y)

Yeah, I often find girls looking at me and maybe smiling and that.
Or i've even seen girls like, lookin over at me, talkin amongst themeselves, then lookin over at me and smiling...
they are pretty much saying "come talk to us, you sexy stud" But still I stand like a poo-face idiot and do nothing.
I'll take your advice up until step 4....i'm not good with smiling and i never touch a girl without her permission. She has to pinch my ass first. Girls tend to do that.

It's just ridiculous. I mean, you see 3 threads like this everyday of some kid being a clueless dumbass and he obviously isn't being serious ( and if he is, he might as well get a fleshlight and start fucking that the rest of his life)....it just gets tiring. It's the same thing. OHH GIRLS DONT WANT ME CUZ IM SHY BUT IM NOT CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH I SAY IM REALLY HOT AND I HAVE CHIX GRINDIN UP ON ME WHY DONT THEY GIVE ME BLOWJOBS OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE IM A CUNT.

Where do I find a Fleshlight? And what is it?

I'm finished, don't worry.

Aww, but you were most helpful! And I am being genuine I thought that would have come across when I said "nice pants" because that is a true story!
I even get nervous when i walk into a pie shop or a pub or any club....not only just talking to women. But I can just buy food from anywhere, food won't judge me....and i don't want to shag food.

[kemichels]

Yeah, I often find girls looking at me and maybe smiling and that.
Or i've even seen girls like, lookin over at me, talkin amongst themeselves, then lookin over at me and smiling...
they are pretty much saying "come talk to us, you sexy stud" But still I stand like a poo-face idiot and do nothing.
I'll take your advice up until step 4....i'm not good with smiling and i never touch a girl without her permission. She has to pinch my ass first. Girls tend to do that.



Where do I find a Fleshlight? And what is it?



Aww, but you were most helpful! And I am being genuine I thought that would have come across when I said "nice pants" because that is a true story!
I even get nervous when i walk into a pie shop or a pub or any club....not only just talking to women. But I can just buy food from anywhere, food won't judge me....and i don't want to shag food.


Here you go ...google is your friend.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fleshlight

[seventy.times7]

No. How are you 20 and you find this funny?

oh wait, your username is seventytimes7, so maybe this is the kind of thing bros think is funny.

:-|

what do you mean by bros? ... in confuzzled ...

[songydarko]

Here you go ...google is your friend.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fleshlight

lol kevin.

[herestoyoufla]

Women aren't worth the money.
Fuck women. I'm not buyin drinks for no ho.
I'd rather be single than spend a dime on some bitch unless it's a PHAT engagement ring.
stupid women.

uhhh GOOD women are definitely worth the money.
and i'm not talking about hookers, although that might be a good option for you...

[papa_smurf]

By the way, I'm not really that keen on getting a blow job or sex in an alleyway.
just really want a name, good time...chat...whatever
and maybe a phone number so i can get some n00dz off her later. cuz all chicks have n00dz.
I'm not actually into the whole "sex" thing...specially one night stands...never done that, probably never will.
don't understand how it works. And it would just piss me off that chicks are like that, even though I know they are, i just act naive and trick myself into not believing it.
Anyway, Thanks to the people who have helped! Any advice is good advice.
I don't think i'd be into that "Fleshlight" thing. Guys are visual beings...if there is a naked chick on my screen, I'll probably get turned on. But if I have to rely on some wierd toy to get me off, i dunno if it's the same thing. Even with a naked chick on my screen. I think my hand will suffice.

[HometownHero]

Show her your measurements. Works every time

[papa_smurf]

uhhh GOOD women are definitely worth the money.
and i'm not talking about hookers, although that might be a good option for you...

I don't believe in paying for a girls company at all.
If money is involved, then i believe it to be degrading - even if the girl is happy to be paid for.

But, having to buy a drink for a girl to get in her pants - not what i'm after.
I want a girl who wants me, not my money.

and so ya'll know, i'm not a virgin or anything, I've had multiple girls...just never picked up in a club or on the street or in a cafe or anything...that;'s what i'm trying to work on here...a spontaneous thing.

[herestoyoufla]

I don't believe in paying for a girls company at all.
If money is involved, then i believe it to be degrading - even if the girl is happy to be paid for.

But, having to buy a drink for a girl to get in her pants - not what i'm after.
I want a girl who wants me, not my money.

and so ya'll know, i'm not a virgin or anything, I've had multiple girls...just never picked up in a club or on the street or in a cafe or anything...that;'s what i'm trying to work on here...a spontaneous thing.

if you want a spontaneous thing, then why'd you say you're not up for one night stands, etc...

[Lloyd Christmas]

god I hate personal life because of threads exactly like these.

hah, i agree with everything you've said on this thread.

[papa_smurf]

if you want a spontaneous thing, then why'd you say you're not up for one night stands, etc...

wtf?
Are you mental?
I mean I want to pick chicks up spontaneously....in a random moment.
I don't want a one night stand...I just want to meet a girl/pick up a girl in a place where many people meet.

As opposed to someone I work with or someone I see at university or friends of friends etc etc who I see a fair bit of.

[herestoyoufla]

wtf?
Are you mental?
I mean I want to pick chicks up spontaneously....in a random moment.
I don't want a one night stand...I just want to meet a girl/pick up a girl in a place where many people meet.

As opposed to someone I work with or someone I see at university or friends of friends etc etc who I see a fair bit of.

yeah, i'm just saying, all the one night stands i've had were pretty spontaneous...

[bladerdude360]

So paying for a girl's drink is degrading to her, but talking about how girls are having sex with you on the dancefloor and how you went them to give you a beej and fuck you in the alley isn't?

[TerrancePryor]

wtf?
Are you mental?
I mean I want to pick chicks up spontaneously....in a random moment.
I don't want a one night stand...I just want to meet a girl/pick up a girl in a place where many people meet.

As opposed to someone I work with or someone I see at university or friends of friends etc etc who I see a fair bit of.

Just turn gay.

[gabrielthespic]

With his hands.

yes. oldest trick in the book but a good one.

[owiseone35]

Let's get a look at that snatch.


points for a Daniel Tosh quote.

[Lloyd Christmas]

So paying for a girl's drink is degrading to her, but talking about how girls are having sex with you on the dancefloor and how you went them to give you a beej and fuck you in the alley isn't?

this.

[Ravenous]

It's just ridiculous. I mean, you see 3 threads like this everyday of some kid being a clueless dumbass and he obviously isn't being serious ( and if he is, he might as well get a fleshlight and start fucking that the rest of his life)....it just gets tiring. It's the same thing. OHH GIRLS DONT WANT ME CUZ IM SHY BUT IM NOT CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH I SAY IM REALLY HOT AND I HAVE CHIX GRINDIN UP ON ME WHY DONT THEY GIVE ME BLOWJOBS OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE IM A CUNT.

Hahahaha, you're so bitter man. I totally agree with you though, this guy's a fucking ass clown.

[scotlandft]

doood this kid is hopeless. he's gonna be one of those guys you see on tv for just beating or raping a girl. no self respect, therefore cant respect others.

[TheReckoner]

I wish there was a "shoot self" smiley. This is so fucking retarded.
:gunhead: Does this count?

[roughroads]

Im going to tell you 2 words that will revolutionize your life
Cougar. Bars.

If your 20-30 and in good shape, not only do you get free drinks all night, you get a huge confidence booster, plus your pick of the pack.
Not an every night kind of thing but once a month or so it's not bad.

Sleeping with them is optional, free drinks are guaranteed!

[aerofan11]

I don't understand this thread.

[locustreign]

be confident and you're not going to get a girl with that attitude

[sleepyseanzzz]

maybe stop being such a fucking loser, then maybe a fat desperate girl will go down on you

[Brand-new-123]

Change if you want, but don't you go and change for me. I can love you as you are. I never meant to make you want to leave.

[kemichels]

:gunhead: Does this count?

YES. THANK YOU

[Alex_supertramp]

Stop being a pussy.

/thread.

this.

[Chancetobe]

girls like fist pumps and ed hardy

C0v_mD4lCts

[kbi the crowing]

Women aren't worth the money.
Fuck women. I'm not buyin drinks for no ho.
I'd rather be single than spend a dime on some bitch unless it's a PHAT engagement ring.
stupid women.

http://www.mcotie.com/images/illustrations/bridge_troll.jpg

[muttley]

Can I lick your ass?

Late pass?

[hellogorgeous]

Let me get this straight.. you want free drinks and easy sex without doing anything for either? And you don't want a slut... hmm... you have a conundrum here!

Looks like someone's parents should have used a condom.

[davidmest]

grow a penis.

[Carolina.Alex]

Anyway............................. ................................... ......................Fml. I just wish I had the confidence to talk to women.
fuckin confidence....is there some kind of drug I can take to boost it?


meth? :shrug:

[alexander!5000]

i think fleshlight should be the next topic in the forum

[BreakTheNews]

the way it sounds is that your real problem is that your gay

[ExplodingStereo]

girls like fist pumps and ed hardy

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wg8SMs_yH9E/Sx8hknsR7sI/AAAAAAAAAVk/DDvPqt6FzC0/s320/untitled2.jpg

[Corgkowznor]

Women aren't worth the money.
Fuck women. I'm not buyin drinks for no ho.
I'd rather be single than spend a dime on some bitch unless it's a PHAT engagement ring.
stupid women.

haha, you sound like snoop dogg

[kerropi]

maybe stop being such a fucking loser, then maybe a fat desperate girl will go down on you
ahhahahahahhaha

[KyleMcr]

WTF? This will never work.

Thats worked AT LEAST 20 times for me.

[AndrewIcex]

This thread sucks.

[zion the lion]

Let me get this straight.. you want free drinks and easy sex without doing anything for either? And you don't want a slut... hmm... you have a conundrum here!

Looks like someone's parents should have used a condom.

That only works if you have a vagina...and some boobies.

[Brand-new-123]

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[Dumpweed]

wear the bashful shirt.

[hellogorgeous]

That only works if you have a vagina...and some boobies.


Exxxxactly

[AndrewIcex]

Exxxxactly
There is a reason it works for you ladies.

[hellogorgeous]

There is a reason it works for you ladies.


I will say, I never accept drinks from a guy I am not having a good conversation with, or interested in. Unless he's the bartender. I think it's rude and unclassy.

[AndrewIcex]

I will say, I never accept drinks from a guy I am not having a good conversation with, or interested in. Unless he's the bartender. I think it's rude and unclassy.
That's probably a good decision, honestly.

[papa_smurf]

I've decided that it is because I am afraid of succeeding.
Thats why I don't want to approach anyone or do anything exciting/spotaneous.
I don't want to have to deal with the aftermath.
I know I could pick up women, but I really couldn't be bothered to deal with the "get out of my bed" or even the whole sex thing.
Sex is way overrated...I have more fun making a girl cum than getting a blow job or cumming or anything.
But I hate having to tell people "nah, I don't actually want to sleep with you"
Cuz then i'm afraid they'll get pissed off and yell at me.

[TheReckoner]

I've decided that it is because I am afraid of succeeding.
Thats why I don't want to approach anyone or do anything exciting/spotaneous.
I don't want to have to deal with the aftermath.
I know I could pick up women, but I really couldn't be bothered to deal with the "get out of my bed" or even the whole sex thing.
Sex is way overrated...I have more fun making a girl cum than getting a blow job or cumming or anything.
But I hate having to tell people "nah, I don't actually want to sleep with you"
Cuz then i'm afraid they'll get pissed off and yell at me.
I feel this way. Except im gay. So change the girl to boy.

[will_to_burn]

I've decided that it is because I am afraid of succeeding.
Thats why I don't want to approach anyone or do anything exciting/spotaneous.


This is gold. Haha
Wasn't the original post "How do I pick up women?"

[kmart]

lol exactly

[deathinkosovo]

Im going to tell you 2 words that will revolutionize your life
Cougar. Bars.

If your 20-30 and in good shape, not only do you get free drinks all night, you get a huge confidence booster, plus your pick of the pack.
Not an every night kind of thing but once a month or so it's not bad.

Sleeping with them is optional, free drinks are guaranteed!

Why haven't I tried this yet? Seriously, where the hell have I been?

[krystofer]

Why haven't I tried this yet? Seriously, where the hell have I been?
suit up! a guy on my hockey teams always does this, suit is the way to go apparently

[TheNotoriousIAN]

I've done this a couple times. Now you have to have a friend that works high up at a dining establishment, but I usually go and pretend to be a group of girls waiter. It has a 100% success rate. Just remember this, the more you try, the easier it gets.