Stress relief?

[re7ard1337]

I'm auditioning for the musical Pippin, and my teacher wants me to try out for the lead role. I'm really stressed out / nervous about the auditions because I just got the song and monologue that I need to know this morning.

So are there any tricks to calm me down a bit?

[Crowe41]

Have you seen There's Something About Mary? You know, Ben Stiller is nervous for his date...

[llwilliamsll]

ie Masturbation

[uglystar03]

ie Masturbation

/thread

[jeremypeele]

jerk it like you're starting a mower

[SincerelyMe]

Smoke weed.

[Ravenous]

Hand relief.

Wa wa we wa!

[Sventhegreat]

Ya just got to punch the clown, ese.

[SophGod]

Smoke weed.

ie Masturbation

these two. at the same time.

[scotlandft]

Smoke weed.

agreed

[roughroads]

Try anal.

[EvilZeppelin]

dimebag.

[sleepyseanzzz]

were you the son in chuck and larry?

[Jake Denning]

Smoke a black and mild and have jams pumpin'.

[argg_xo]

Vodka in your orange juice bottle.

[samsara]

All good answers so far, go with it.

[oliviaemmer]

Smoke weed.
This. For sure.

[hellogorgeous]

sex

[ReadyForAction]

Downtown lester brown

[Truman122]

Vodka in your orange juice bottle.

Or wine in your coke can...

[loudpunkguitar]

take a jog

[miketheauthor]

Smoke weed.

ie Masturbation

these two. at the same time.



YES!

[miketheauthor]

Or wine in your coke can...


Fuck yeah Sunny.

[ThatColdPart]

This :drunk: this :coke: or this :jackoff:

[banditandrew]

take a jog always works for me, or wacking it

[CTMarshall]

http://www.imakproducts.com/img/products/clips/17_2.jpg

[re7ard1337]

were you the son in chuck and larry?

yeah dude. musicals = gay, right?

grow up...

[Kassie09]

fucking.

[sleepyseanzzz]

yeah dude. musicals = gay, right?

grow up...

im not saying there is anything wrong with it, but it actually is kind of gay if you have to make a thread about it. you couldn't just ask your parents or your real friends on what to do? they know you better than strangers. and i honestly thought this thread was a joke. sorry i offended you

[warpspeedscotty]

ezboy recliner + coke zero/crown

yesss.

[Big_Guy]

Smoke weed.

yep. although, you might forget your lines

[AndrewIcex]

Shaking one out.

[Mibabalou]

rolling face in tha club

[cuzimlefthanded]

fucking.

Solution to everything ;-)

[zion the lion]

Exercise.

And go shooting, that always relaxes me. wrapping my hands around it, putting my finger on the trigger, squeezing it is like getting rid of a little bit of stress each time. It's amazing, try it.

[Dumpweed]

i like to drink windex.

[Michifoxx]

sex

[chassmariee]

Smoke weed.
Bingo.

[incorrigiblean]

Do the entire breathe in and out slowly thing. Find your "happy place" and stay there for a while :) stress balls are also amazingly useful.

[TheReckoner]

Punch a baby. Always works for me. :shrug:

[AlkalineAshes]

ya i must say since ive had a constant supply of weed my stress is gone haha.. excersise as well tho I should say. those two, add sex preferably or jackin off if necessary and ur good to go

[Deadbolt23]

Why do people say to imagine the crowd naked? I think that would distract me more.

[Abbahi]

play a game

Studenti batuti in fata Palatului Cotroceni (http://www.speranta.info/2009/12/studenti-batuti-in-fata-palatului.html)

[caress me down]

Smoke a black and mild and have jams pumpin'.
There is nothing good about a black and mild

[kingspud]

ketamin. dunno how easy it is to get hold over your side of the atlantic. it's a horse tranquilizer. great for monging out!

[wroteurname]

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