Threesomes

[Lunar]

I couldn't be fucked searching, let's here some stories.

I was going at it with my ex-girlfriend and he then best friend, I was close to comin' and I gave the ol' headtap to tell her friend - she lifts up and I cum straight in her eyes, my girlfriend gets mad, hops off my face and slaps her.

I came and watched two girls wrestle in the same night. Awesome.

[drudo182]

Written like a true scholar.

[Reaver]

great job, hot shot.

[popdisaster00]

never had one

[ted is lying]

Someone always get left out so it turns into two people having sex while another is watching naked. Awkward.

[DanPiazza]

this is one of those things where op created a "discussion" so they could tell their story, isn't it?

[Helpless]

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?

[wall e]

P.o.i.d.h

[songydarko]

Fucking gross.

[sleepyseanzzz]

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?

no it is, same w my girlfriend's dog watching.

[unionx]

Mad props brother, mad props.

[spunkmastaflex]

idk, the way you worded it until you actually said girlfriend made it sound like it was 3 dudes which doesnt sound very entertaining at all

[wendjiqn]

subscribing

[ReadyForAction]

Threesomes seem like a lot more work then theyre worth. I mean the bragging rights are cool, but you have to constantly keep both women stimulated, which translates to a very sore forearm

[hellogorgeous]

Written like a true scholar.

Hahah THIS.

[Roboman]

Someone always get left out so it turns into two people having sex while another is watching naked. Awkward.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't always have to be that way.

[DanPiazza]

Threesomes seem like a lot more work then theyre worth. I mean the bragging rights are cool, but you have to constantly keep both women stimulated, which translates to a very sore forearm

this.

[Cameronisonfire]

I have a couple of times, but never with sex sadly. One day. Does this make me cool? ha.

[zachff]

It's a dream of mine. Ranks in the top 10 regrets in my life that I didn't ask for one when I thought it might've worked

[HangsLikeHeaven]

came close, never completely happened though.

[Kassie09]

Really have no desire to do this ever. Would have to be soooooooooo drunk.

[ted is lying]

I'm pretty sure it doesn't always have to be that way.
Im just going on one experience but someone is always kind of left out.

[maggie_kid]

i love, this
and threesomes

[andthetruthwill]

They are indeed very nice.

[Maiaophilia]

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?


so much win.

[AndrewIcex]

Sex while animals are watching, I always wonder what they are thinking.

[Five-Star]

Had my second threesome like two weeks ago with my girlfriend and her bestfriend. Turned into me and her bestfriend fucking all night. My girl was a good sport though she knew what would happen.

[Kassie09]

i wonder why animals like to watch. once my dog came in and started barking like crazy, so we stopped. cock blocked by the dog! hahahah

[DItaliaO]

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?

nope. dogs.

[Reaver]

Sex while animals are watching, I always wonder what they are thinking.

hahahah, I wonder the same thing. At my family's house, there's our rabbit in the bathroom and he's watching every time when I shower.

[Laural666]

Hahahaha, had it happen before, it burns.

[Scrawns]

okay well in the effort to move this thread away from becoming a beastiality thread, i asked for one every two weeks in my last relationship and ti never went through. i dont know why women dont want to. i mean even for me, depending on who it is and how well they know her, i might even be down for another dude possibly. the two girl threesome though, definately ranks in my top 5 wishes of life.

[AndrewIcex]

Hahahaha, had it happen before, it burns.
Um.

[Laural666]

Um.
Um what?

[AndrewIcex]

hahahah, I wonder the same thing. At my family's house, there's our rabbit in the bathroom and he's watching every time when I shower.
Why is there a rabit where you shit?
Um what?
Burns...?

[drawndead]

girls would probably only agree to it if it were 2 dudes. but then i wouldn't agree to it ha. with that said never had one

[ReadyForAction]

i love, this
and threesomes
:wave:

[Sventhegreat]

okay well in the effort to move this thread away from becoming a beastiality thread, i asked for one every two weeks in my last relationship and ti never went through. i dont know why women dont want to. i mean even for me, depending on who it is and how well they know her, i might even be down for another dude possibly. the two girl threesome though, definately ranks in my top 5 wishes of life.

...you wanna bang another dude?

[Yellowcard2006]

What like with 3 people.


Let's ask Britney Spears she seems to be somewhat of an expert.

[andthetruthwill]

Burns...?

Read the thread prompt. Not that hard to figure out.

[COREhorizon]

Someone always get left out so it turns into two people having sex while another is watching naked. Awkward.


Pretty much why I stick to foursomes.

[Reaver]

Why is there a rabit where you shit?

well, no one wanted the rabbit, so he stays in the bathroom.

[ted is lying]

Pretty much why I stick to foursomes.
Then everyone gets a turn and half way you can switch.

[AndrewIcex]

Read the thread prompt. Not that hard to figure out.
Oh yeah, that made it perfectly clear.. you're right.
well, no one wanted the rabbit, so he stays in the bathroom.
Hahahaha that is awesome.

[Deadbolt23]

I wouldn't turn one down, but it doesn't bother me enough to ruin a relationship by asking if I can bang her best friend. Well, maybe if I was drunk.

[BreakTheNews]

Sounds too complicated...i ll stick with one girl at a time

[Five-Star]

I was drunk during both of my threesomes. You have to be drunk if you do it with your girlfriend. She will notice everything if she is sober.

[kbi the crowing]

this is one of those things where op created a "discussion" so they could tell their story, isn't it?

I felt the same way

[ted is lying]

What about foursomes? 2 guys 2 girls or 3 girls and 1 guy or 4 girls and a guy watching from outside the window or even 3 guys and 1 girl but that is just gay.

[kbi the crowing]

I don't think I'd like a threesome if I was in a relationship, I'm not a jealous person really but I think I'd feel real weird about the whole thing.

[kbi the crowing]

What about foursomes? 2 guys 2 girls or 3 girls and 1 guy or 4 girls and a guy watching from outside the window or even 3 guys and 1 girl but that is just gay.

not necessarily

[ted is lying]

not necessarily
Well what else you want me to say?

[kbi the crowing]

Well what else you want me to say?

nothing...
I'm just saying it doesn't have to involve homosexual acts

[ted is lying]

nothing...
I'm just saying it doesn't have to involve homosexual acts
Well 3 guys naked with boners seems like a homosexual act.

[sinkinginthesea]

I had the chance to have a threesome with a girl earlier this year. But the deal was the next one I had with her after had to be with two guys an her. Turned it down :/

[kbi the crowing]

Well 3 guys naked with boners seems like a homosexual act.

not if they're all invovled with the girl and not each other

[ted is lying]

not if they're all invovled with the girl and not each other
Once it exceed two guys it just loses it heterosexuality, come on are they really that much of losers that between the 3 of them they can only get one girl?

[kbi the crowing]

Once it exceed two guys it just loses it heterosexuality, come on are they really that much of losers that between the 3 of them they can only get one girl?

:hitself:

[rjmoz87]

Might be in one this weekend, but it will be two girls and one guy. I can't do it with another guy.

[papa_smurf]

I've had a foursome.
2 girls, 2 girls.
It was tops.
Never had a threesome though.
Although I have been offered...I'm just a fuckin idiot and said no.

[Laural666]

Why is there a rabit where you shit?

Burns...?

Uhm yeah, anything in your fukcing eye burns!

[rollerman4221]

My roommate said it was the most awkward thing he has ever experienced

[Scrawns]

...you wanna bang another dude?


im talking like Eiffel tower style.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower

[Alaina <3]

Can someone explain to me what freaks guys out about having a threesome with two guys and a girl? If you do the "human sandwich" (guy in front, then girl, then other guy in back), their dicks won't be touching, therefore keeping their heterosexuality completely intact. So can someone explain it?

[Sventhegreat]

im talking like Eiffel tower style.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower

I'd be down.

[zion the lion]

idk, the way you worded it until you actually said girlfriend made it sound like it was 3 dudes which doesnt sound very entertaining at all

Thats the best kind...next to 3 girls.

[KyleMcr]

I've had a threesome; it really wasn't all that great...
I only really liked one of the girls so i made an effort to be with her the majority of the time but her awkward friend kept wanting to be involved and I had to politely shew her away.
I'd really like to have another, more enjoyable experience.

[AndrewIcex]

Uhm yeah, anything in your fukcing eye burns!
Totally thought you were talking about the threesome that burned... not getting jizzed in the eye.

[JustAGirl01]

Well 3 guys naked with boners seems like a homosexual act.

the best thing I have read so far in this thread

winwinwin

[Ismael182]

I've had 4 instances, none of which I would qualify as a REAL threesome that I strive to have.

1 - Me and 2 girls - just making out
2 - Me and 2 girls - both of them giving me a handjob, and making out
3 - Me and 2 girls - both of them going down on me, no making out..
4 - Me, a girl, and my cousin - My cuz bangs the girl doggystyle while she blows me, and vice versa.

goal: Me bang two chicks, why hasn't this happened yet??

[Tim Lincecum]

"i had a threesome the other night, and not the good kind..... we were all dudes"

[JesusOnXtc]

Can someone explain to me what freaks guys out about having a threesome with two guys and a girl? If you do the "human sandwich" (guy in front, then girl, then other guy in back), their dicks won't be touching, therefore keeping their heterosexuality completely intact. So can someone explain it?


cause the guys will...feel eachother move in and out. Plus dem balls will be slappin eachother /cringe

[Metal Now]

This thread is full of gentlemen.

[zion the lion]

I've had 4 instances, none of which I would qualify as a REAL threesome that I strive to have.

1 - Me and 2 girls - just making out
2 - Me and 2 girls - both of them giving me a handjob, and making out
3 - Me and 2 girls - both of them going down on me, no making out..
4 - Me, a girl, and my cousin - My cuz bangs the girl doggystyle while she blows me, and vice versa.

goal: Me bang two chicks, why hasn't this happened yet??

Because you've basically been involved in incest. You two might as well have just rubbed dicks since they were both in the same place in such a short amount of time.

[ted is lying]

the best thing I have read so far in this thread

winwinwin
Your welcome I give you permission to quote my words and leave it in a place close to your heart or signature, so everyone can no my words of wisdom.

[brokenwings]

This thread is full of gentlemen.
smartest thing that's been said so far

[JustAGirl01]

I'm sure everyone has thought about having a threesome, so have I. I've talked to my bf about having one with a girl (though I was super drunk at the time). A man's drunken words maybe a sober man's thoughts. But I've thought about it and it doesn't seem worth it in the end. I'm not down for the awkwardness of having my bf have sex with another girl and me just watching. It doesn't have to go down that way, but it very well could and I don't want to take that chance

Earlier I read some guy said he ended up f*ckin his girlfriend's best friend the whole time and his girlfriend just watch. Im sorry, but that's not taking it like a champ. If that was the case she should have just called the whole thing off.

[xmicxcorex]

this is one of those things where op created a "discussion" so they could tell their story, isn't it?


ya, and I believe this story maaaaay just be....bullshit!

[ted is lying]

I'm sure everyone has thought about having a threesome, so have I. I've talked to my bf about having one with a girl (though I was super drunk at the time). A man's drunken words maybe a sober man's thoughts. But I've thought about it and it doesn't seem worth it in the end. I'm not down for the awkwardness of having my bf have sex with another girl and me just watching. It doesn't have to go down that way, but it very well could and I don't want to take that chance

Earlier I read some guy said he ended up f*ckin his girlfriend's best friend the whole time and his girlfriend just watch. Im sorry, but that's not taking it like a champ. If that was the case she should have just called the whole thing off.
Only time a 3some is okay is you are really drunk and you think the one guy is just two because you are two drunk.

[JustAGirl01]

Only time a 3some is okay is you are really drunk and you think the one guy is just two because you are two drunk.

Haha thank God I know my limit, it will never get that bad.

[ted is lying]

Haha thank God I know my limit, it will never get that bad.
Last weekend I almost had one, but I was to drunk, liquor dick. So then decided since I was complete shit faced and a have I'd drink more, then one of the girl called me out on not being a real drinker, I did a train of 5 shots of 151, used cheap tequila as a chaser then user a beer to chase my chaser. After I did it walked out side had to throw up, only a little but the 151 burns just as much down as it does up. Then I went back inside made a few steps and decided I should pass out so I just fell and some how landed on a couch.

[mattmatumbo]

I thought i was going to be close to having one:
My ex (current at the time) girlfriend was wicked hammered with her friend who was also drunk. We decided we were going to stay in the same bed, the 3 of us, which didn't seem to magnificent when i first heard about this, but all of a sudden, my ex and her friend started making out, so then i was like "fuck yeah!" But i ended up getting ripped out of my mind with purple weed, then i drove us all home at like 3 in the morning from the middle of canyonlands national park. Great story to tell when i'm drunk.

[JustAGirl01]

Last weekend I almost had one, but I was to drunk, liquor dick. So then decided since I was complete shit faced and a have I'd drink more, then one of the girl called me out on not being a real drinker, I did a train of 5 shots of 151, used cheap tequila as a chaser then user a beer to chase my chaser. After I did it walked out side had to throw up, only a little but the 151 burns just as much down as it does up. Then I went back inside made a few steps and decided I should pass out so I just fell and some how landed on a couch.

See, I used to be that way my freshman/sophomore year of college. Then I wised up and realized that I shouldn't drink to get "loose & lewd" as I call it. There are too many instances around here with girls getting taken advantage of because they are shitfaced and don't realize what's going on.

/sobstory

at least you have a great story to tell haha

[ted is lying]

See, I used to be that way my freshman/sophomore year of college. Then I wised up and realized that I shouldn't drink to get "loose & lewd" as I call it. There are too many instances around here with girls getting taken advantage of because they are shitfaced and don't realize what's going on.

/sobstory

at least you have a great story to tell haha
I was shit faced till 3pm the next day drunk till about 7, I dont no how I didnt get alcohol poison also my girlfriend was there and I dont think she would of liked it if I had a 3some with 2 other girls. Also I was being taken advantage of.

[bv_princess1]

I would hate to have a three some with another girl i wouldnt be able to stand watching her and my boyfriend. What i would do is have a foursome with a friend and two guys (not our boyfriends) and switch half way hahaha ;-)

[JustAGirl01]

I was shit faced till 3pm the next day drunk till about 7, I dont no how I didnt get alcohol poison also my girlfriend was there and I dont think she would of liked it if I had a 3some with 2 other girls. Also I was being taken advantage of.

Oh man, thats intense haha. I've had alcohol poisoning once, fairly minor (if alcohol poisoning can be "minor") but it took that and a few other isolated incidents to really knock some sense into me

So your girl wasn't down with adding another girl in?

[ted is lying]

Oh man, thats intense haha. I've had alcohol poisoning once, fairly minor (if alcohol poisoning can be "minor") but it took that and a few other isolated incidents to really knock some sense into me

So your girl wasn't down with adding another girl in?
My girl wasn't even the mix, although I'm sure if I asked I could get a 3some, wait I know. Also Im taking a little break from drinking seeing as it only makes me do stupid things.

[JustAGirl01]

My girl wasn't even the mix, although I'm sure if I asked I could get a 3some, wait I know. Also Im taking a little break from drinking seeing as it only makes me do stupid things.
Yeah after the whole alcohol poisoning situation, the fighting with my boyfriend and peeing on myself once or twice I threw in the towel haha

Now I just drink a little wine with my boyfriend and watch movies, like his parents. Tryna keep it classy

[ted is lying]

Yeah after the whole alcohol poisoning situation, the fighting with my boyfriend and peeing on myself once or twice I threw in the towel haha

Now I just drink a little wine with my boyfriend and watch movies, like his parents. Tryna keep it classy
Im waiting to start drinking again once im in college again being alone and drinking is just stupid, also means your the not cool kind of alcoholic.

[JustAGirl01]

Im waiting to start drinking again once im in college again being alone and drinking is just stupid, also means your the not cool kind of alcoholic.
I started drinking when I got to college. Granted, I had never really tasted alcohol before then, so I admit I went overboard pretty quickly. I stopped for a few months because, like I said before, there were stories of girls being taken advantage of and I didn't want to be one of them. Then I met my boyfriend, and he loves drinking, so I started up again socially at first (like drinking with him and his buddies but thats it). Then during the summer I went overboard again. To keep this relevant, one night I suggested we have a threesome with another girl at a party and he dismissed it at first but then got really upset over it.

I say go out there and have fun. You're gonna make mistakes but you learn from them.

And you're right, drinking alone isnt fun. Pre-gaming before a pre-game spells disaster haha. (I've never aired so much of my life out on ap.net before.)

[ted is lying]

I started drinking when I got to college. Granted, I had never really tasted alcohol before then, so I admit I went overboard pretty quickly. I stopped for a few months because, like I said before, there were stories of girls being taken advantage of and I didn't want to be one of them. Then I met my boyfriend, and he loves drinking, so I started up again socially at first (like drinking with him and his buddies but thats it). Then during the summer I went overboard again. To keep this relevant, one night I suggested we have a threesome with another girl at a party and he dismissed it at first but then got really upset over it.

I say go out there and have fun. You're gonna make mistakes but you learn from them.

And you're right, drinking alone isnt fun. Pre-gaming before a pre-game spells disaster haha. (I've never aired so much of my life out on ap.net before.)
That is okay I love airing my life out on AP im sure about 80% of all my thread I made had something to do with drinking. One the day of my almost 3some, I started drinking at 6am and didn't stop till 3:30amish till I finally pasted out. Shit faced all day for the win.

[JustAGirl01]

That is okay I love airing my life out on AP im sure about 80% of all my thread I made had something to do with drinking. One the day of my almost 3some, I started drinking at 6am and didn't stop till 3:30amish till I finally pasted out. Shit faced all day for the win.
damn! If I do drink, it was always at 11pm and ends at 2 or 3 am. I always made it a point to haha

[ted is lying]

damn! If I do drink, it was always at 11pm and ends at 2 or 3 am. I always made it a point to haha
My rule about drinking is as long as the sun isn't up and going to college in the north country means from 11-2 are the only off hour times.

[JustAGirl01]

My rule about drinking is as long as the sun isn't up and going to college in the north country means from 11-2 are the only off hour times.

where are you from?

[ted is lying]

where are you from?
New York, but I went to school 10 min from canada.

[JustAGirl01]

My rule about drinking is as long as the sun isn't up and going to college in the north country means from 11-2 are the only off hour times.

New York, but I went to school 10 min from canada.

I'm going to move this to our walls so we can stop blowing up this thread haha

[ted is lying]

I'm going to move this to our walls so we can stop blowing up this thread haha
okay.

[kbi the crowing]

New York, but I went to school 10 min from canada.

went?
are you not going there anymore?

[kbi the crowing]

And you're right, drinking alone isnt fun.

disagreed
I drank alone one time and had so much fun just lying down on the floor next to a stereo system and blasting The Mars Volta

[danielineffigy]

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[PezMullet]

Had a fivesome when I was 18...

3 girls, me and one of the girls bf. Never touched the guy. It was pretty funny though.
had a bunch of threesomes

[JustAGirl01]

disagreed
I drank alone one time and had so much fun just lying down on the floor next to a stereo system and blasting The Mars Volta

I at least have to have one person with me. Its better to be listening to records with friends and drinking and just having a good time rather than alone, I've never found any joy drinking by myself :/

[ted is lying]

went?
are you not going there anymore?
Nope I got kicked out TWICE.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I've had 4 instances, none of which I would qualify as a REAL threesome that I strive to have.

1 - Me and 2 girls - just making out
2 - Me and 2 girls - both of them giving me a handjob, and making out
3 - Me and 2 girls - both of them going down on me, no making out..
4 - Me, a girl, and my cousin - My cuz bangs the girl doggystyle while she blows me, and vice versa.

goal: Me bang two chicks, why hasn't this happened yet??

Upon reading just this first part, I was weirded out and under the impression that you either:

1. Made out with a girl and cousin.
2. Got a handjob from a girl and cousin.
3. Got a blowjob from a girl and cousin.

Thanks for elaborating

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I started drinking when I got to college. Granted, I had never really tasted alcohol before then, so I admit I went overboard pretty quickly. I stopped for a few months because, like I said before, there were stories of girls being taken advantage of and I didn't want to be one of them. Then I met my boyfriend, and he loves drinking, so I started up again socially at first (like drinking with him and his buddies but thats it). Then during the summer I went overboard again. To keep this relevant, one night I suggested we have a threesome with another girl at a party and he dismissed it at first but then got really upset over it.

I say go out there and have fun. You're gonna make mistakes but you learn from them.

And you're right, drinking alone isnt fun. Pre-gaming before a pre-game spells disaster haha. (I've never aired so much of my life out on ap.net before.)

There is nothing wrong with drinking by yourself.

[JustAGirl01]

There is nothing wrong with drinking by yourself.

Me personally, just not a fan

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Me personally, just not a fan

Ehh, it's really not a big deal. I mean, it's fun to give people shit about it but it's not as crazy as you think.

[kbi the crowing]

Nope I got kicked out TWICE.

how the hell did you manage that?

[JustAGirl01]

Ehh, it's really not a big deal. I mean, it's fun to give people shit about it but it's not as crazy as you think.
I've drank alone sometimes but for the most part I just found myself wanting to talk/hang out with someone. To me, there is nothing better then splitting a 6 pack with a friend and getting stoked over records. Simple yet fun

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I've drank alone sometimes but for the most part I just found myself wanting to talk/hang out with someone. To me, there is nothing better then splitting a 6 pack with a friend and getting stoked over records. Simple yet fun

I agree there!

[alettertodillon]

Really have no desire to do this ever. Would have to be soooooooooo drunk.

Only happened once, on new years. I was veryyy drunk.

It was weird, because both girls are straight as can be, but it ended up being them getting down with eachother and me passing out.

drunken words/actions are a sober man/woman 's thoughts?

[Ismael182]

Upon reading just this first part, I was weirded out and under the impression that you either:

1. Made out with a girl and cousin.
2. Got a handjob from a girl and cousin.
3. Got a blowjob from a girl and cousin.

Thanks for elaborating

Eiffel-tower style. I fucked around with the girl, and my cousin fucked around with the girl, me and my cousin did not have gay incest or even touch each other in the least. C'mon now, that's fucked-up.

[TSTLSOOM]

Dvda

[ted is lying]

how the hell did you manage that?
tired of telling story somewhere on problem with female thread.

[argg_xo]

Three is a charm, two is not the same, I don't see the harm, so are you game?

[caress me down]

Really have no desire to do this ever. Would have to be soooooooooo drunk.
My god this. My boyfriend really wants to try this at some point in his life but I'd feel really weird sharing him with some chick

[ted is lying]

My god this. My boyfriend really wants to try this at some point in his life but I'd feel really weird sharing him with some chick
Say another guy or no chance.

[kingspud]

great if you can get them :(

[caress me down]

Say another guy or no chance.
Haha I don't even want that either. I don't want to share or be shared

[kbi the crowing]

tired of telling story somewhere on problem with female thread.

could you link me to this thread you speak of?

[terror_91]

I've drank alone sometimes but for the most part I just found myself wanting to talk/hang out with someone. To me, there is nothing better then splitting a 6 pack with a friend and getting stoked over records. Simple yet fun
I think there is a difference between drinking alone and getting drunk alone. I've always thought that getting drunk by yourself would indicate a problem if it was a regular thing.
Also, my friend and I spoke about our favourite records over some beer just the other day, it was awesome.

[tottivillarossi]

I don't have the physical capacity for a 3some.

[ted is lying]

Haha I don't even want that either. I don't want to share or be shared
Most guys wont want to share so a safe out.
could you link me to this thread you speak of?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1465021

[papa_smurf]

All girls want a threesome.
I've never met a girl who doesn't want to be sandwhiched between two guys, minimum.
All girls, one-on-one with a man, always need something to do with thier mouths, be it kissing you or sucking on your fingers.
Or, if they have your dick in thier mouth, they always have fingers in thier pussaaay.
It's really because they just want a 2nd dick to fill thier spare hole.
If any girl doesn't want a threesome, she is only saying it because she is either in a relationship (and girls generally would rather do it with strangers) or she is lying. Or doesn't think she is fit enough to get 2 guys at once.

[ted is lying]

^
That guy seems like a tool who has a hard enough time convincing his hand to go down on him.

[papa_smurf]

I've drank alone sometimes but for the most part I just found myself wanting to talk/hang out with someone. To me, there is nothing better then splitting a 6 pack with a friend and getting stoked over records. Simple yet fun

Lets hang out. I agree with this entirely, and do the same.

[kbi the crowing]

Most guys wont want to share so a safe out.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1465021

still didn't explain how you got kicked out

[kbi the crowing]

^
That guy seems like a tool who has a hard enough time convincing his hand to go down on him.

:appl:

but you should have quoted him
don't be a puss

[ted is lying]

still didn't explain how you got kicked out
It says somewhere in there I think on page 2.
:appl:

but you should have quoted him
don't be a puss
He isn't worth being quoted, something must be said in order for someone to quote. Also he belongs in Home Depot.

[kbi the crowing]

It says somewhere in there I think on page 2.

He isn't worth being quoted, something must be said in order for someone to quote. Also he belongs in Home Depot.

she sounds like a winner

[ted is lying]

she sounds like a winner
She is, something about her I know she is just amazing even when she hurts me I know she is still trying to help, she is just an idiot who think Germany beat Russia in the American civil war.

[kbi the crowing]

She is, something about her I know she is just amazing even when she hurts me I know she is still trying to help, she is just an idiot who think Germany beat Russia in the American civil war.

do you really want to still be involved with here?

[ted is lying]

do you really want to still be involved with here?
I just want her as a friend, I still have gf till the 18th, planned breakup for the win.

[kbi the crowing]

I just want her as a friend, I still have gf till the 18th, planned breakup for the win.

so you have a girlfriend and was planning on breaking up with her to be with this girl, but not after what happened?
or are your girlfriend and this girl unrelated

[ted is lying]

so you have a girlfriend and was planning on breaking up with her to be with this girl, but not after what happened?
or are your girlfriend and this girl unrelated
They are unrelated, my current girlfriend is really just a 3am drunken bootycall, but we say we are dating cause it sounds classy. We had the planned break up after I got kicked out of college the first time, also I think she still thinks I'm there I havnt told her. I should probably get on that...

[kbi the crowing]

They are unrelated, my current girlfriend is really just a 3am drunken bootycall, but we say we are dating cause it sounds classy. We had the planned break up after I got kicked out of college the first time, also I think she still thinks I'm there I havnt told her. I should probably get on that...

bahahaha nice
where do you actually live?

[ted is lying]

bahahaha nice
where do you actually live?
Westchester, it is like by the city also within 2 quote people asked me were I really live.

[kbi the crowing]

Westchester, it is like by the city also within 2 quote people asked me were I really live.

I don't understand your grammar
NY or PA?

[ted is lying]

I don't understand your grammar
NY or PA?
NY. Oh I just txt'd her " Hey I can't hang out tonight I got kicked out of college" then another txt "again". She replied " when did you become a badass?"

[kbi the crowing]

NY. Oh I just txt'd her " Hey I can't hang out tonight I got kicked out of college" then another txt "again". She replied " when did you become a badass?"

bahaha sweet
what are you gonna do for school now?

[ted is lying]

bahaha sweet
what are you gonna do for school now?
Well if I do good on my finals, I can maybe convince my dad to go to the college across from his office building, if not community with all of heroin addicted friends.

[kbi the crowing]

Well if I do good on my finals, I can maybe convince my dad to go to the college across from his office building, if not community with all of heroin addicted friends.

how are you taking finals if you got kicked out?

[ted is lying]

how are you taking finals if you got kicked out?
Well I actually just got kicked out of the residents halls so I'm gonna go back next week stay in a hotel, take finals then have a giant party.

[kbi the crowing]

Well I actually just got kicked out of the residents halls so I'm gonna go back next week stay in a hotel, take finals then have a giant party.
good for you dude

[ted is lying]

good for you dude
Thank you.

[elleira]

this is glory in it's true art form

[kbi the crowing]

this is glory in it's true art form

ehhhhh.....

[zion the lion]

And the perfect gentleman award goes to (drum roll please).....

All girls want a threesome.
I've never met a girl who doesn't want to be sandwhiched between two guys, minimum.
All girls, one-on-one with a man, always need something to do with thier mouths, be it kissing you or sucking on your fingers.
Or, if they have your dick in thier mouth, they always have fingers in thier pussaaay.
It's really because they just want a 2nd dick to fill thier spare hole.
If any girl doesn't want a threesome, she is only saying it because she is either in a relationship (and girls generally would rather do it with strangers) or she is lying. Or doesn't think she is fit enough to get 2 guys at once.

Ding ding ding!

Are you sure about that, buddy? I dont think I'd even be too enthusiastic if it were two amazingly hot girls and me
Never in my life have I ever wanted that, maybe one guy, maximum.
Why in the world would I want to suck someone's fingers?
if I do that, it's because I might as well do something for myself, do you know how boring dick sucking is?
Thats like saying that I'm a car, and my orifices are basically spare tires in the trunk. and if you think 2 dicks are filling every hole, you're doing the math wrong.
I dont think I'd ever really want to fuck a stranger, that's just asking for aids.

And there you go, out of boredom and the fact that I'm apparently a bitch, I poked holes in your (hopefully sarcastic/playful) theory.

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

If someone came in my eyes, I would slap them.

[kbi the crowing]

do you know how boring dick sucking is?

only as boring as you make it

[JoshSalas]

only as boring as you make it

If it's anything like oral on girls then I would agree it's fairly boring.

[ted is lying]

If it's anything like oral on girls then I would agree it's fairly boring.
You got to put effort.

[JoshSalas]

You got to put effort.

I have to what what?

[ted is lying]

I have to what what?
Take pride in your work, if you want to get the same thing back.

[JoshSalas]

Take pride in your work, if you want to get the same thing back.

I think that makes it sound too much like you are cooking someone a delicious meal or creating art, but I feel you aha.

[ted is lying]

I think that makes it sound too much like you are cooking someone a delicious meal or creating art, but I feel you aha.
Nothing is worse then bad oral, might as well never happen.

[zion the lion]

only as boring as you make it

Bobbing my head up and down or back and forth...how could that possibly be boring! It's even more fun when he shoves your head down and makes you deep throat and you have to try to hold the vomit in the back of your throat for a few more seconds.

You make it interesting by fingering yourself while your blowing, or angling your head so that you can see the tv. I usually do algebra in my head, or I think up a to do list.

[AndrewIcex]

Bobbing my head up and down or back and forth...how could that possibly be boring! It's even more fun when he shoves your head down and makes you deep throat and you have to try to hold the vomit in the back of your throat for a few more seconds.

You make it interesting by fingering yourself while your blowing, or angling your head so that you can see the tv. I usually do algebra in my head, or I think up a to do list.
1. Groceries
2. Eat the Groceries
3. Give more dome

[kbi the crowing]

If it's anything like oral on girls then I would agree it's fairly boring.

performing oral on a girl can be boring, but because of how I do it it's really fucking fun

[kbi the crowing]

Bobbing my head up and down or back and forth...how could that possibly be boring! It's even more fun when he shoves your head down and makes you deep throat and you have to try to hold the vomit in the back of your throat for a few more seconds.

You make it interesting by fingering yourself while your blowing, or angling your head so that you can see the tv. I usually do algebra in my head, or I think up a to do list.

or you could take control and do it the way you want so you can have fun with him and yourself
unless you really have in hardwired in your mind that you can't make it fun, then I feel bad for whomever you are with

[kbi the crowing]

1. Groceries
2. Eat the Groceries
3. Give more dome

:appl:

[zion the lion]

1. Groceries
2. Eat the Groceries
3. Give more dome

I wish all I had to do was get groceries
1. do laundry
2. try to fix the pee soaked couch/mattress/carpet
3. clean the house
4. make food
5. clean up the mess the baby made from throwing the food
6. finish my damn online classes
7. have twice as many orgasms as my boytoy because he's a giving person and he makes it a rule
8. shower
9. groceries
10. give a quick thank you blow job to my boytoy

or you could take control and do it the way you want so you can have fun with him and yourself
unless you really have in hardwired in your mind that you can't make it fun, then I feel bad for whomever you are with

Giving isnt fun for me in general. I'm selfish, and every time I give a blow job, I worry that my neck is going to break or that I'm a cannibal (which I've already said here before). I'm pretty sure cannibalism is illegal.

[kbi the crowing]

Giving isnt fun for me in general. I'm selfish, and every time I give a blow job, I worry that my neck is going to break or that I'm a cannibal (which I've already said here before). I'm pretty sure cannibalism is illegal.

have you ever tried to make it fun?
if not, I suggest it

[zion the lion]

have you ever tried to make it fun?
if not, I suggest it

I'm almost interested in knowing what you think will make gagging on a 10 inch dick more fun?

[kbi the crowing]

I'm almost interested in knowing what you think will make gagging on a 10 inch dick more fun?

1.) nice brag, bro

2.) I'm not gonna be a blow job coach, but being more aggressive, enticing, etc.

I guess I'll give one option; try doing a bit of oral before sex to get him lubed up, have sex, then when he's close to coming go back to oral for a bit and done.

[zion the lion]

1.) nice brag, bro

2.) I'm not gonna be a blow job coach, but being more aggressive, enticing, etc.

I guess I'll give one option; try doing a bit of oral before sex to get him lubed up, have sex, then when he's close to coming go back to oral for a bit and done.

1. eh well, I had to brag about it somewhere, it's bigger than we thought it was.

2. Yeah, sure, you say that now, but in a few weeks I'll see you standing in the corner of the room yelling at me to follow the play book with your hands on your head and a headset on. But I do those already.

You can get pregnant that way. I've known about doing that, and it's not happening for a while.

And you cant say bro to a girl, it doesnt work that way.

[kbi the crowing]

1. eh well, I had to brag about it somewhere, it's bigger than we thought it was.

2. Yeah, sure, you say that now, but in a few weeks I'll see you standing in the corner of the room yelling at me to follow the play book with your hands on your head and a headset on. But I do those already.

You can get pregnant that way. I've known about doing that, and it's not happening for a while.

And you cant say bro to a girl, it doesnt work that way.

1.) pshT

2.) no, I won't

3.) use a condom?

4.) it works for me

[zion the lion]

1.) pshT

2.) no, I won't

3.) use a condom?

4.) it works for me

Dont be jealous.

I'll see you tonight then.

Not happening, at all.

Noooooo it doesnt. It doesnt at all. Its like me calling you "sister girl"

[ted is lying]

1.) pshT

2.) no, I won't

3.) use a condom?

4.) it works for me
I have a friend who got pregnant and the guy used a condom, today is actually her abortion.

[kbi the crowing]

Dont be jealous.

I'll see you tonight then.

Not happening, at all.

Noooooo it doesnt. It doesnt at all. Its like me calling you "sister girl"

I'm not.

I'd like to go to Alaska for better reasons than that.

Why not? Are you using any for of birth control?

Too late now...

I have a friend who got pregnant and the guy used a condom, today is actually her abortion.

shitty

[ted is lying]

I'm not.

I'd like to go to Alaska for better reasons than that.

Why not? Are you using any for of birth control?

Too late now...



shitty
She deserved it. She is such a bitch.

[Reaver]

I wish all I had to do was get groceries
1. do laundry
2. try to fix the pee soaked couch/mattress/carpet
3. clean the house
4. make food
5. clean up the mess the baby made from throwing the food
6. finish my damn online classes
7. have twice as many orgasms as my boytoy because he's a giving person and he makes it a rule
8. shower
9. groceries
10. give a quick thank you blow job to my boytoy

that sounds more like you're his toy. i guess you need to call him 'your boytoy' to make yourself feel better.

p.s. no need to respond, i'm gonna ignore it anyway

[Laural666]

Totally thought you were talking about the threesome that burned... not getting jizzed in the eye.
Ohh haha!

[zion the lion]

I'm not.

I'd like to go to Alaska for better reasons than that.

Why not? Are you using any for of birth control?

Too late now...



shitty

What, like to get eaten by a grizzly bear?

I'm on the pill and half assed abstinence. I used to do something similar to what you suggested and then I was really late, then I was watching that show on national geographic where they show the babies while they're still forming, and they mentioned miscarrying and I kind of freaked out.

that sounds more like you're his toy. i guess you need to call him 'your boytoy' to make yourself feel better.

p.s. no need to respond, i'm gonna ignore it anyway

So then I'm the boytoy, but it's not his house that I'm cleaning, its not his dinner that I'm cooking, it's not his child that I'm watching, so really...no.

[Vincewithouthee]

I've had one (me + 2 chicks). I think I made a thread about it one night. But yeah it was the most ridiculous, drunken night I've had to this day. It was seriously something out of a shitty comedy movie.

[kbi the crowing]

She deserved it. She is such a bitch.

I don't think anyone "deserves" such a thing

[rockstarK9]

Threesomes are awesome, especially when you and your sig other are on the same page and don't get weirded out ; )

[papa_smurf]

And the perfect gentleman award goes to (drum roll please).....



Ding ding ding!

Are you sure about that, buddy? I dont think I'd even be too enthusiastic if it were two amazingly hot girls and me
Never in my life have I ever wanted that, maybe one guy, maximum.
Why in the world would I want to suck someone's fingers?
if I do that, it's because I might as well do something for myself, do you know how boring dick sucking is?
Thats like saying that I'm a car, and my orifices are basically spare tires in the trunk. and if you think 2 dicks are filling every hole, you're doing the math wrong.
I dont think I'd ever really want to fuck a stranger, that's just asking for aids.

And there you go, out of boredom and the fact that I'm apparently a bitch, I poked holes in your (hopefully sarcastic/playful) theory.

You're only 17....talk to me in a few years when you actually start enjoying sex, instead of doing it because some guy tells you to.
Guys are horny like aged 16-22. Girls are horny from age 20-90.
I gaurentee at some point in your life you'll just be wishing you had an extra dick instead of that over-used vibrator that keeps running out of batteries. And, why the fuck would you want to have sex with 2 amazingly hot girls? You are a girl? wtf...are you a lesbian? why even bring that up. Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp's cock, in your mouth at the same time, cumming on your face. Tell me your not aroused right now.

I have a friend who got pregnant and the guy used a condom, today is actually her abortion.

*yay* Killing babies. I flushed a whole race down the toilet about 2 hours ago...
actually, no I didn't...I can't remember the last time I ever came into a toilet bowl...I dunno...is that wierd to you, too? Not very arousing thats for sure.
I do it in the shower....no problems.

Threesomes are awesome, especially when you and your sig other are on the same page and don't get weirded out ; )

uhh...we'll see how long that lasts.

[aerofan11]

I wish all I had to do was get groceries
2. try to fix the pee soaked couch/mattress/carpet

What the fuck?

[zion the lion]

You're only 17....talk to me in a few years when you actually start enjoying sex, instead of doing it because some guy tells you to.
Guys are horny like aged 16-22. Girls are horny from age 20-90.
I gaurentee at some point in your life you'll just be wishing you had an extra dick instead of that over-used vibrator that keeps running out of batteries. And, why the fuck would you want to have sex with 2 amazingly hot girls? You are a girl? wtf...are you a lesbian? why even bring that up. Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp's cock, in your mouth at the same time, cumming on your face. Tell me your not aroused right now.

Why would I have sex just because a guy tells me to? I call the shots, and I'll do it manipulatively so that the guy still feels like he's the one in charge.
Well that's great to know.
I dont use a vibrator, but interestingly enough, a dick doesnt vibrate, and a Rabbit can stimulate my clit while hitting my g-spot with me moving it just the way i want it to be moved, no dick can do that. Well, it's simple math, 2 amazingly hot girls means 4 amazingly hot boobs, you cant tell me that an all girl threesome isnt amazing.
Brad Pitt...maybe in the 90s, Johnny Depp no, and absolutely not to the both of them cumming on my face after having both dicks in my mouth. If I'm aroused, it's not because of that, if anything, it would be because of an all girl threesome, but I'm not.

What the fuck?

Toddler who somehow gets away with everything, so when she gets mad, she pees, and since she's already potty trained everyone (aka her mom) just lets her run around naked. I'll make her wear pull ups when her mom is gone, and then she soaks through 7 or 8 of them in 12 hours. She has shit in a pull up twice, and once in a little toy cooking pot. cleaning up pee is just normal now.

[your a sheep]

I've had one (me + 2 chicks). I think I made a thread about it one night. But yeah it was the most ridiculous, drunken night I've had to this day. It was seriously something out of a shitty comedy movie.
I'm pretty sure I can top this drunken night, with an even better drunken hook up night but no threesome. Its not my style.

[caress me down]

Bobbing my head up and down or back and forth...how could that possibly be boring! It's even more fun when he shoves your head down and makes you deep throat and you have to try to hold the vomit in the back of your throat for a few more seconds.

You make it interesting by fingering yourself while your blowing, or angling your head so that you can see the tv. I usually do algebra in my head, or I think up a to do list.
69 ftw

[aerofan11]

Toddler who somehow gets away with everything, so when she gets mad, she pees, and since she's already potty trained everyone (aka her mom) just lets her run around naked. I'll make her wear pull ups when her mom is gone, and then she soaks through 7 or 8 of them in 12 hours. She has shit in a pull up twice, and once in a little toy cooking pot. cleaning up pee is just normal now.
Sounds disgusting.
My first thought reading that was thinking that you or your boyfriend had some sort of sick fetish, like you loved pissing on each other or something. :-|

[zion the lion]

69 ftw

With crazy height differences, you have to get creative with really normal things.

Sounds disgusting.
My first thought reading that was thinking that you or your boyfriend had some sort of sick fetish, like you loved pissing on each other or something. :-|

Haha, well it's just the perks of being basically the third parent.
I've been pissed on (accidentally) by little kids before, there's nothing erotic about it, and I'm pretty sure I'd only be willing to be pissed on is if I had been stung by at least 12 jellyfish.

[your a sheep]

With crazy height differences, you have to get creative with really normal things.



Haha, well it's just the perks of being basically the third parent.
I've been pissed on (accidentally) by little kids before, there's nothing erotic about it, and I'm pretty sure I'd only be willing to be pissed on is if I had been stung by at least 12 jellyfish.
Have you ever been stung by one? It really hurts I bet you would do it if one stung you, just saying.

[zion the lion]

Have you ever been stung by one? It really hurts I bet you would do it if one stung you, just saying.

No, but in Greece, I saw one washed up on the beach, it was the most amazingly beautiful shade of blue I've ever seen, and it was just washed up and dying there, people started crowding around it to watch it die. It looked like it was breathing so hard, more than heaving, and I couldnt stand letting it just die there, so I picked it up and started walking it to the water, and then this greek guy started yelling at me in greek and he took it from me...so me and my friends kept walking and ended up doing some weird gigantic intertube type of ride.

And when I was younger, I saw a dead Portuguese man of war washed up on the beach, I thought it was a plastic bag but my aunt's friend (who I call pastor bob) knew exactly what it was and helped me bury it.

aka, jellyfish like me.

[your a sheep]

No, but in Greece, I saw one washed up on the beach, it was the most amazingly beautiful shade of blue I've ever seen, and it was just washed up and dying there, people started crowding around it to watch it die. It looked like it was breathing so hard, more than heaving, and I couldnt stand letting it just die there, so I picked it up and started walking it to the water, and then this greek guy started yelling at me in greek and he took it from me...so me and my friends kept walking and ended up doing some weird gigantic intertube type of ride.

And when I was younger, I saw a dead Portuguese man of war washed up on the beach, I thought it was a plastic bag but my aunt's friend (who I call pastor bob) knew exactly what it was and helped me bury it.

aka, jellyfish like me.
Im then assuming all jellyfish must be males because I like you to.

[zion the lion]

Im then assuming all jellyfish must be males because I like you to.

Of course you do! I totally put a spell on you, like the song, except better because I dont have 75 kids.

[your a sheep]

Of course you do! I totally put a spell on you, like the song, except better because I dont have 75 kids.
I knew some witch craft was behind this, and which song are you referring to?

[zion the lion]

I knew some witch craft was behind this, and which song are you referring to?

Not sure...the one that goes "I put a spell on you"?

[your a sheep]

Nina Simone, don't know who she is.

[zion the lion]

Nina Simone, don't know who she is.


No it was a dude, and it was old.

[your a sheep]

No it was a dude, and it was old.
I don't know I'm going to give up.

[zion the lion]

I don't know I'm going to give up.

We'll just say that I made it up.

[your a sheep]

We'll just say that I made it up.
I can live with that because if i didn't get it on the first google search it has to be.

[zion the lion]

I can live with that because if i didn't get it on the first google search it has to be.

It's there if you really try, but I think I'm amazing enough to have created it, or at least to have been the inspiration for it.

[rockstarK9]

Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp's cock, in your mouth at the same time, cumming on your face. Tell me your not aroused right now.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f332/chpmnksgosplat/boondocksRiley.jpg

[thursday727]

every person i've met in real life that had one says they're way overrated.

[TinMan20]

every person i've met in real life that had one says they're way overrated.

Had my first 3 way last night, me and two dames. incredebly sexy. But its HARD WORK!!! Damn. My forearms are dead, dicks raw, ego boosted. In conclusion, SOOOO worth it! I mean, I would say they are over rated, cuz its tough to focus your attention on either person, for me I was more attracted to one, didnt want the other to feel left out, but, checked that box off.

[floodedheart456]

Im waiting to start drinking again once im in college again being alone and drinking is just stupid, also means your the not cool kind of alcoholic.

nice.

Potsdam as in SUNY Potsdam?

[Willy McFurgle]

good times.