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xearlynovemberx
06/21/06, 01:59 PM
whatever happened to bobby higginson?

bigmike
06/21/06, 04:12 PM
i was actually thinking about that the other day. I know he got hurt either the start of the 2004 season I believe. I think we may have bought him out of his contract.

Either way my only memory of the asshat was they intentionally walked out #2 hitter to put load the bases with two out to get to Higginson who was hitting 3rd in the lineup that day. it was like the 5th or 6th inning and he stormed up to the plate like he's some reincarnation of babe fucking ruth or something and took monster practice swings. he digs in really hard and just looks so pissed and looks at 3 fastballs outer half and goes down looking. That dude fucking sucked. He was the epitome of the shitty-ness that's been the Tigers for the last 13 years.

bigmike
06/21/06, 04:15 PM
Oh my fucking god. Look at his salaries for his career.

1995 Detroit Tigers $109,000
1996 Detroit Tigers $170,000
1997 Detroit Tigers $375,000
1998 Detroit Tigers $2,425,000
1999 Detroit Tigers $3,825,000
2000 Detroit Tigers $4,425,000
2001 Detroit Tigers $5,325,000
2002 Detroit Tigers $5,850,000
2003 Detroit Tigers $11,850,000
2004 Detroit Tigers $8,850,000
2005 Detroit Tigers $8,850,000
Career (may be incomplete)$52,054,000

jesus fucking christ. We paid this tool $52,054,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God we sucked.
He played 10 god damn games in 2005. He should fucking pay us his entire 2005 season for us giving him more money than he was ever worth.

Edit: Wikipedia said that he got hurt in 2005 and we took him off our 40 man roster. So basically he's at home counting his money he stole from us. cool.

xearlynovemberx
06/21/06, 04:51 PM
i was actually thinking about that the other day. I know he got hurt either the start of the 2004 season I believe. I think we may have bought him out of his contract.

Either way my only memory of the asshat was they intentionally walked out #2 hitter to put load the bases with two out to get to Higginson who was hitting 3rd in the lineup that day. it was like the 5th or 6th inning and he stormed up to the plate like he's some reincarnation of babe fucking ruth or something and took monster practice swings. he digs in really hard and just looks so pissed and looks at 3 fastballs outer half and goes down looking. That dude fucking sucked. He was the
epitome of the shitty-ness that's been the Tigers for the last 13 years.

hahah, yeah he was terrible. i asked cause in mlb 2k6 hes in it and i havent heard his name in a while

Broken Parachute
06/21/06, 04:52 PM
Wow I forgot about Bobby Higginson.

bigmike
06/21/06, 04:55 PM
The main thing he should be remembered for is how an athlete can properly rob a team of millions upon millions upon millions of dollars for being mediocre. I cannot think of anyone else right now in baseball that got paid over $52 million to be shitty at the plate and "A good fielder" in the OF. Like RF is an extraordinary defensive position.

Broken Parachute
06/21/06, 04:58 PM
The one play I remember Bobby Higginson making was when he robbed a Home Run from someone. He backed up into the fence and lost his balance. He put his glove up and it went right in. Everyone thought he was a hero for that, but he kinda was surpised he caught it.

I have no clue why the hell I remember that.

Chriz2z
06/21/06, 05:02 PM
I was at a game when I was about 9. We got there early, and somehow we had front row seats in front of the dugout, so after Higginson warmed up he threw me and my sister each baseballs. He promptly then went 1 for 4 with 0 RBI in a 5-13 losing effort.

xearlynovemberx
06/21/06, 05:04 PM
i remember the mets wanted higginson haha

xearlynovemberx
06/21/06, 05:05 PM
I was at a game when I was about 9. We got there early, and somehow we had front row seats in front of the dugout, so after Higginson warmed up he threw me and my sister each baseballs. He promptly then went 1 for 4 with 0 RBI in a 5-13 losing effort.

haha, ouch those must bne worth something

bigmike
06/21/06, 05:14 PM
I was at a game when I was about 9. We got there early, and somehow we had front row seats in front of the dugout, so after Higginson warmed up he threw me and my sister each baseballs. He promptly then went 1 for 4 with 0 RBI in a 5-13 losing effort.
you should have asked him for his bat because aside from his two seasons that were just abberrations, he never really used it.

bigmike
06/21/06, 05:16 PM
i remember the mets wanted higginson haha
of course they couldn't do us a favor and ever take him. Nope.

I'm still pissed at the fact he got over $52 million. $520 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
He should call up every person that's went to a game from like 1995-2004 and give them refunds. I mean, what is that? like only 30,000 people.