sportspickle.com

[Scott Weber]

is hilarious. it's like The Onion for sports news.

http://sportspickle.com/features/volume5/2006-0621-ghana.html

Check out their front page for lots of fun stuff.

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

The Shaq letter is great..

[tambo41187]

Here’s how I imagine the typical conversation among Carolina Hurricanes “fans” went in the 24 hours after the Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup:
“Wasn’t that neat that the hockey team won the championship?”
“Yeah, I heard something about that on the radio this morning. Neat. Apparently they scored three points in the final game. Three. Obviously, Dale Earnhardt was watching over them, as he does all of us.”
“Definitely. I think championships are so exciting. I hope North Carolina/Duke/NC State/Wake Forest wins it all this year. Hopefully this hockey team didn’t use up one of our titles.”
“Agreed. But enough talk. Let’s go put on our bed sheets and light some torches.”



hahhaa....because everyone knows its true.

[Broken Parachute]

Oh man hahaha I'm laughin so hard.

“I think all we really need for next year is another good all-around player. You know, a go-to shooter-slasher type. Someone like my son, Mike Dunleavy Jr. Oh, man … I almost got that out with a straight face. I was close, I was close. No, it’s okay. He knows he sucks. We joke about it all the time.”
-Mike Dunleavy

[bigmike]

Here’s how I imagine the typical conversation among Carolina Hurricanes “fans” went in the 24 hours after the Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup:
“Wasn’t that neat that the hockey team won the championship?”
“Yeah, I heard something about that on the radio this morning. Neat. Apparently they scored three points in the final game. Three. Obviously, Dale Earnhardt was watching over them, as he does all of us.”
“Definitely. I think championships are so exciting. I hope North Carolina/Duke/NC State/Wake Forest wins it all this year. Hopefully this hockey team didn’t use up one of our titles.”
“Agreed. But enough talk. Let’s go put on our bed sheets and light some torches.”



hahhaa....because everyone knows its true.

Oh man hahaha I'm laughin so hard.

“I think all we really need for next year is another good all-around player. You know, a go-to shooter-slasher type. Someone like my son, Mike Dunleavy Jr. Oh, man … I almost got that out with a straight face. I was close, I was close. No, it’s okay. He knows he sucks. We joke about it all the time.”
-Mike Dunleavy
Hahahaha, both of those are great.

[preppyak]

haha...this is what it opens up to

"Ghana About to Discover that Beating U.S. Means No More AIDS Funding"

Bigmike, you'll probably laugh at this one most...

"Big Ten Network Unfortunately to Include Northwestern, Purdue and Minnesota Games (http://sportspickle.com/features/volume5/2006-0621-bigten.html)"

[xbrokendownx]

Oh man hahaha I'm laughin so hard.

“I think all we really need for next year is another good all-around player. You know, a go-to shooter-slasher type. Someone like my son, Mike Dunleavy Jr. Oh, man … I almost got that out with a straight face. I was close, I was close. No, it’s okay. He knows he sucks. We joke about it all the time.”
-Mike Dunleavy




heh, you think mike jr is bad, you shouldve seen his bro baker at Nova...

[Chriz2z]

haha...this is what it opens up to

"Ghana About to Discover that Beating U.S. Means No More AIDS Funding"

Bigmike, you'll probably laugh at this one most...

"Big Ten Network Unfortunately to Include Northwestern, Purdue and Minnesota Games (http://sportspickle.com/features/volume5/2006-0621-bigten.html)"
But doesn't everyone hate NW, Purdue and Minnesota games? I know I do. Having them blacked out sounds like a good idea.

[bigmike]

But doesn't everyone hate NW, Purdue and Minnesota games? I know I do. Having them blacked out sounds like a good idea.
hahahah, that is good.

[Goodbye Forever]

Mets third baseman David Wright, already a star in just his second full season in the major leagues, is enjoying his emerging celebrity status in New York – one that sees him nearing the level of Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter of the Yankees, and of former Mets catcher Mike Piazza. Now he’s just waiting for everyone to start calling him a homo.

“It kind of comes with being a high-profile baseball player in New York,” says Wright. “If you’re mildly attractive, not black, put up big numbers and get touted by the media, sooner or later everyone outside of New York will start making jokes about you being gay.”


“This is kind of the honeymoon period for him right now,” says Mets manager Willie Randolph. “He’s getting some good publicity throughout the country, casual fans are starting to learn his name and by the end of the year he’ll probably be regarded as one of the best players in the game. But a year from now, maybe two at the most, he’ll be holding a press conference to deny rumors that he’s gay, and there will be PhotoShop’d pictures of him all over the Internet holding a purse while up to bat, and people on message boards will be saying a friend of a friend of a friend told them they saw Wright performing oral sex on a guy at a bar – and everyone will take it all as gospel. It’s just how it goes.”


“I’m not going to get blonde highlights in my hair like Mike Piazza – which, I have to admit, was extremely gay – and I’m not going to do any shirtless beefcake poses in a pair of tight jeans like he did either,” said Wright. “And I don’t plan to spend all my free time at salons like Jeter and A-Rod appear to do. And purple lipstick like A-Rod wears? Not going to do that. I’m not sure if he actually does wear purple lipstick, but it looks like he does, and I read that he does on a message board, so it must be true. And I definitely don’t plan to smoke any pole like Derek Jeter, who I’m almost positive is a limp-wristed queen.”

Hahaha.