AidenFX

[Jason Tate]

NOFX (http://www.absolutepunk.net/nofx) want to be Aiden (http://altpress.com/specials/warped2006/bands/nofx.jpg).

[wiReZ]

Haha, wtf. photochop!

[romantic rights]

:lolbang:


quality stuff

[fluke182]

I wonder if Aiden ever looks themself in the mirror and wonders what is the matter with them. That's a great picture though, NOFX looks properly silly, as anyone would who photographs themself to mock Aiden.

[James Johnson]

Hahahahaha

[exthuse]

That'd rather brilliant.

[Roboman]

Haha even though I do enjoy the bands they're making fun of, I can't help but laugh at the Hawthorne Heights and From First to Last shirts.

[Tony Pascarella]

They're touring together on WT. I think I just came up with another question for Aiden on Saturday.

[AbsentTruth]

lol

[looksthatkillbn]

that is absolutely amazing

[romantic rights]

so um... all that stuff they are wearing was bought from hot topic. the myspace and from first to last shirts being girls shirts


i work at hot topic. so what?

[MultisensoryAE]

haha yeah that was in the AP mag they handed out in Warped Tour. The bio for the band was pretty funny. I can type it up if anyones interested. It was all like mocking bands like Aiden.

[Tony Pascarella]

Jason, you missed the best part of this:
NOFX
HQ: San Francisco, CA
WHO’S WHO: Fat Mike (bass/vocals); El Hefe (guitar/trumpet); Eric Melvin (guitar); Erik Sandin (drums)
CHECK OUT: Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing (FAT WRECK CHORDS; fatwreck.com)
ON THE TOUR: 6/15-8/13
Frustrated with the “Lame Old Scene,” San Francisco-area MySpace friends Aaron, Eric, Erik and Michael got together at the beginning of 2005 to try to start something fresh. While he hadn’t technically picked up an instrument yet, Aaron—already an O.G. in the Redwood City scene at age 23-and-a-half—had collected so many friends through MySpace that starting a band was the logical next step. Four private messages and one $6,000 charge to Mom’s MasterCard later, NOFX was born.
Freshly signed to the Careerist imprint under Big High Building Records’ “incubator” program, NOFX hit the scene running late last year with their exclusive web-only single, “This Blackened Heart.” Michael’s impassioned vocals and fluid bass lines, coupled with Eric and Aaron’s searing guitar licks and chilling screams, went straight to the heart of listeners everywhere, while Erik’s dynamic drumming set fans’ pulses racing. The message was clear: NOFX was here to stay—and if anyone had room on a tour that summer, Aaron’s dad owned a van line.
With their recent sophomore release, Screaming Heart, Bleeding Mouth, the NOFX boys really let it out. Inspired by serious subject matter such as blocked screen names, late-period Misfits and the SideKick blogs of some famous former “friends,” the disc finds NOFX waxing poetic while delivering the shape of screamo to come. “Through a melodious cacophony of delight, we are reaching a vast new audience,” says Michael. “And with our SoundScan numbers dropping in the Midwest, this year’s Warped Tour is the perfect chance for us to bring the NOFX road show to our target demographic.” —Bart Ng
Source: http://altpress.com/specials/warped2006/bands/index.html

[dpmurph]

Hahahaha thats great.

[Blake Solomon]

sexy

[ARo2431]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?

[Tony Pascarella]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?I think you were dropped on your head too often as an infant. What the hell's it matter?

[lewisonfire]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?
ooohh boy....more like oohh girl. amrite?

[romantic rights]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?


:shake:

[unholy_amanda]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter? AHAHAHAHA. To each their own.

[clace]

haha. man i can't wait to see nofx at warped.

[ARo2431]

Im just messin with you guys but it still pisses me off no likes fftl. They get no credit. If you honestly met sonny(or any of the guys) you might change your mind. Their cool as hell.

[Melissa Johnson]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?
Wow. Just.....Wow.

Also, the way NOFX makes comments about UnderOath on Warped is hilarious.
Everyone should go watch their set just for that alone.

[Chris Fallon]

That's great. I love NOFX's humor (and their music, too). I'm embarressed to say I'm from the same city as Aiden, but the only thing NOFX forgot was that sweet acne the band is always sporting in their press photos. That would have made it complete.

[ARo2431]

I think NOFX just gets annoying. At least Sonny has a voice.

[MasterOfLyrics]

I think NOFX just gets annoying. At least Sonny has a voice.
what the hell?

[SwedishHeat]

That bio is pretty fucking funny.

Most of those press releases/bios that bands put out are so . . . .stupid, it just makes me want to bang my head on my desk.

[ARo2431]

hahaha. I know how easily you guys get pissed offed. NOFX is an awesome band and I know everyone here knows it. I know evereyone here hates fftl too. Besides the whole makeup thing, whys everyone have a hate for them? If you met them their cool as hell. Wes Borland said thier some of the easiest guys to get along with thats why hes touring with them. Im pretty new here, Im dont mean to make enemys.

[AreTwoKay]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?
I hope this is a joke account, if not plz go play in traffic

[strikeunderwear]

I haven't been into NOFX for years now, but that pic and bio are fucking brilliant.

[ARo2431]

This site is horrible. I take that back, the people on this site are horrible.

[capnshindig]

This is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[illatease]

http://altpress.com/specials/warped2006/bands/index.html

On that site it says Underoaths Hometown is in Buffalo NY??

[monkeyboyrock]

What the FUCK!!!

[3GunGaz]

Im just messin with you guys but it still pisses me off no likes fftl. They get no credit. If you honestly met sonny(or any of the guys) you might change your mind. Their cool as hell.
The fact that they're cool guys isn't a reason to like their music. Nor is the fact that people are dickheads like this Cute Is What We Aim For people are supposedly...

Music for music's sake.

[Nual09]

Im sorry but I think FFTL is 100000 times better than NOFX. Davey from AFI wears makeups and they were #1 on the charts. What the hell's it matter?


dude, nofx are like the beatles of punk rock. they can rip on whoever they want.

[josiahh]

it is things like this that rekindle my grade 8 love for nofx.

[plain white t's]

thats so wicked

[Kif]

Is it me, or does Erik look like Adam Lazarra from the TAYF days?

[grace we bestow]

This site is horrible. I take that back, the people on this site are horrible.
Okay, bye.

[grace we bestow]

Is it me, or does Erik look like Adam Lazarra from the TAYF days?

It's just you.

[danielplaysbass]

hahahahahah

I love nofx

[Tovenaar]

HEY!! There's something stickin' in my eyeeeee!! ;D

[nathanlawson]

Is it me, or does Erik look like Adam Lazarra from the TAYF days?



no i get where your coming from

[Stubby0918]

hahaha. I know how easily you guys get pissed offed. NOFX is an awesome band and I know everyone here knows it. I know evereyone here hates fftl too. Besides the whole makeup thing, whys everyone have a hate for them? If you met them their cool as hell. Wes Borland said thier some of the easiest guys to get along with thats why hes touring with them. Im pretty new here, Im dont mean to make enemys.
Why are you still posting?

[joz]

ha thats ace!

[domesticyeti]

Wow. Just.....Wow.

Also, the way NOFX makes comments about UnderOath on Warped is hilarious.
Everyone should go watch their set just for that alone.

i think the highlight of warped tour (6/15) for me was when Nofx came onstage and Underoath wasnt done playing, so they just started making fun of them for five minutes. It was so great.
Nofx is one of those bands thats never gonna get old.

[PrivateEye]

i think the highlight of warped tour (6/15) for me was when Nofx came onstage and Underoath wasnt done playing, so they just started making fun of them for five minutes. It was so great.
Nofx is one of those bands thats never gonna get old.

were they actually speaking on the mic whilst underoath were playing?? or just apeing around??
i like underoath, but i love NOFX.

[unwritten]

lol. That is great. Good ol NOFX.

[ethicka]

Ahk! Aiden! Death!

That's pretty freaking awesome.

[AShannon04]

yesssss

[axl rose]

Thats the funniest shit EVER!

[NIFTYNICKO]

And this is just one of the many reasons i love nofx
they were hilarious at warped tour and they put on a damn good show as always

[brandonrocks]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahah!

[smelltheglove]

almost as good as when fat mike got AFI to wear hawaiian shirts during one of their warped tour sets back in 2000 or 2001 whenver that was

[jnkbondtrader]

ahh this makes me love nofx all over again

[i3rendan]

good

[mr chainsaw]

awesome

[cahrishurr]

at first when i saw the news post i said ohhh godddd and then i saw the picture and i laughed

[BIGDeVriendt]

best pic ever........

[ilovebsb]

hahaha that was so good. i think bio is even funnier.

what exactly has nofx been saying about underoath. i'm just curious?

its nice out i'm going to skate.

later dudes

[Spiffysthebest]

I love that pic. I really liked the LTJ one too.
I hated their performance at the Warped Minni date. They have awesome music, don't get me wrong, but they kept stopping and fucking up. It took them over 30 mins to play 7 songs, when they're all 2 mins a piece.

[IPS Josh]

Awesome!

JOSH

[LPMagic]

This site is horrible. I take that back, the people on this site are horrible.
Not as horrible as Aiden.

NOFX's closing set on Warped was hilarious.

- Jeff

[SuperJoe]

no shit, is this really the same AP that fucking hates nofx?

shut up with your politics mike
you guys are too old and irrelevant
your style of music is dead
your music fucking blows
you guys keep putting out the same shitty recorde
etc...

what the dick? seriously, every time there's a nofx news post, it's pretty much just the canadians and me defending them. where have all of you fuckers been?

[FatJordan]

Hah...that was amazing. Me First and AFI switching "costumes" for a day. Probably some of the best pictures from that year. Davey on stage in a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses = hilarious.

Fat Mike and the rest of the Gimme Gimmes in black fishnets and makeup = even better. TEH SEX!!1!!

[sell the sunris]

hah! that was pretty classic, although knowing nofx, i'm not surprised

[*crying stars*]

lol.

[crazycatlady]

haha. love it.

[shtjames]

hahahahhahaha

[zizou1790]

hahahahahaha best news post in AP history

[monkeyofdoom]

It was funny as hell at the minnesota date first thing fat mike says "I'd liek to thank thursday for playing all the way till friday" than proceeded to make fun of underoath the rest of their set

[piaffeprncess98]

They really got it right with that photo. That's hilarious, and so is the "bio".

[bigmig22]

nofx sucks live. they talk and fuck around most of the time. when they are on warped they don't realize their set is on 30 minutes. when they actually play music its fun. I think it's cool to be funny, but not at the sake of not playing music.

i am not a nofx hater, just a hater of their live show. i also like fftl and i think that pic is hilarious.

[Sinister Rouge]

underoath doesn't belive in dinosaurs....

[Shatter_Glass]

Sadly, this picture is the greatest thing Nofx have ever done.

[plain white t's]

hahaha. I know how easily you guys get pissed offed. NOFX is an awesome band and I know everyone here knows it. I know evereyone here hates fftl too. Besides the whole makeup thing, whys everyone have a hate for them? If you met them their cool as hell. Wes Borland said thier some of the easiest guys to get along with thats why hes touring with them. Im pretty new here, Im dont mean to make enemys.

GET HIMMMMMMM, haha jk, nah i agree they dont deserve as much shit as they get, even if there new album doesnt impress me much

[mylastbreath13]

yeah that pretty funny but I've definitely agree with the person who said that this is the best thing NOFX has ever done. I'm sorry if they are the "Beatle's" of punk rock or whatever but most of their music sucks and is painfully annoying to listen too. Making fun of Underoath? Thats sad considering these clowns are all at least 40 and will never be half as talented as underoath. Spare me their hemp shirt politics and their horrible music that is adored by ugly girls with pixie cuts and tacky body "art" as well as plaid wearing, non-bathing middle aged men with mohawks.

[mybreakingpoint]

lmao wow

[jimmehT]

hahahah

[Ruggiero2oo8]

hahahahahah awesome.